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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2 Years Contract Job Or Permanent Staff. by captainking(m): 4:39pm On Jul 29, 2022
exco90:
Hello Nairalanders,please I need you to clarify me on something
Two year contract job with zenith not far from home 200 to and from with 110k per month in akowonjo/ Lagos or permanent staff Job with 75k per month in ilupeju oshodi lagos 900 to and fro.. please which one should my sis go for.. we have till tomorrow to accept one of the offer ...
Please which one is better
your question is quite hilarious and not depict experience from your end.
i dont know and dont care which company wants to pay you 75k as a permanent staff but zenith bank is big name enough on your CV to open doors for you be it contract or full time..besides, look at the salary difference, cost of tp to and fro work, more opportunities in the banking sector and other jobs as well due to the fact that you are a ZB staff.
A job is a job regardless of its duration and titles attached to it.

wisdom should be paid for in this generation
RomanceRe: Am I A Weakling? They Keep Cheating On Me by captainking(m): 6:03pm On Jul 28, 2022
Oluwashina72:
Story from someone close!
Iv been trying to be a bad boy but be like say I be simp or weakling. I don date like 10 girls but they keep running back to thier ex or just cheat and bros i dey nack oo... Whenever i search thier phones,weti I dey see dey surprise me...
I always try to Bleep and leave but I find myself getting attached more and more until we breakup... Bad boys in the house do you do it... This girl's of nowadays are from sea... Note: I work.
your heart..

bring it let me throw it away for you inside lagoon.

only then will the bad boy in you be activated

just show less care and dont give a f+ck bout some of the things they do
RomanceRe: G by captainking(m): 6:01pm On Jul 28, 2022
omron:
Hello Good moring Romancelanders .
I really need a very urgent advise ,its affecting me emotionally and am confused.
MY name is Joseph am Abeokuta based live and work in Abeokuta,About 5 weeks ago I met this lady a graduate very beautiful, tall, and charming on my way to visit my Mum during weekend so I stopped her while driving and we chat and exchanged numbers,Since then we av been in constant communication, The funniest part of this aspect is that ever since I met her she go deeper In love with me even more than I do ,she calls me morin day and night to ask of me ,ask me what I eat how my day was going and all that even when am moody and she observe she will make me happy and crack jokes and all that, One day I was broke cos someone owe me money and could not pay she noticed am not happy and asked me why I told her am.broke and this lady sent me #5'000 naira to my bank account that day for me to manage till the next day, I just kept wondering why she love me this much and one day I asked her why she love me this much and she said its natural ,I invited her to my house one Sunday and she came to cook for me and tidy the house and we jist,so I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she refused me and told me that it's the first time of coming to my house that it's not proper ,meanwhile she told me she met a guy while she was schooling at Obafemi Awolowo University ile ife Osun state they both graduated then and relocated to Abeokuta together and they were living couples life after school.so when ever this lady comes visit me she will be hurry to go back to the guys house which am not so much happy about ,...So this last Sunday she came to my house and confessed to me that it was the guy who disflowered her and that she never had sex with any other guy in her life except that guy,,,so this last Sunday again I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she was dragging with me telling me no way no access I asked her why and she started crying ,and was so emotional ,she told me her conscience is disturbing her that the guy did not offend her and that she loves the guy so much and she loves me too ,that the love she has for both of us is equal and she does not want to be having sex with two guys at the same relationship and now told me that the only thing that can make her have sex with me is if she breaks up with the guy that I will have to be very patient and wait for that day to come and I now asked her what if the day does not come and she said all in God's hand ? I tried to persuade her for sex that Sunday evening she was dragging it with me and suddenly she left my room in annoyance carried her bag and left crying.....I have never seen the kind of this lady before in my life and after she left I felt bad and I hated myself ,,,,when she got home I called her to check on her and she told me she has reached home and she was apologising to me for refusing me sex ...Please am just so confused I don't know what to do ..she calls me more than 12 times a day asking about my welfare and my day ,am the first person she calls early morin with WhatsApp video calls and she is very caring ..what should I do...am thinking of deleting and forgetting her ..How can she say she loves me and having sex with another guy and refusing me ...please I need a very good advice..I really love her and I feel like marrying her but I don't just want to waste my time...Thanks for your concern my dearest nairalnders God bless u
limit your relationship with her..

be just friends with her for now and look for another girl to date.
meanwhile,,,,dont you ever believe it was the guy that deflowered her..

The era for those lies from ladies is far gone
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single Cute And Searching. by captainking(m): 2:44pm On Jul 26, 2022
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TravelRe: My Poland Japa Experience (honest View) by captainking(m): 10:34am On Jul 25, 2022
Kly003:
Studies remains the best and valid way here bro... It takes 5 years to get your PR...

Good enough as a student, you have access to quality office jobs.

Poland system also allows student to work as you are eligible without a work permit, your student status makes you eligible and you can work full time. Yeha full time.

Unlike other countries where your studies is limited to 20 hours a week.

Language is the greatest shortcoming in Poland, but seem to be the greatest advantage.

wow..Thanks for the info bro..I really appreciate
TravelRe: My Poland Japa Experience (honest View) by captainking(m): 5:36pm On Jul 24, 2022
Kly003:
Typing....
Hi bro.. My question is this..
What's the route of permanent stay over there??
FamilyRe: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by captainking(m): 9:17am On Jul 23, 2022
Elchappo:
E go hard me see all this leaf oo but will try after exhausting d English medication..
you will be fine bro
GamingRe: Hack and Install Games On Your PS4 Console, for as Low as 1K each. by captainking(m): 11:06pm On Jul 22, 2022
kennybuluro:
Good morning to you this beautiful morning my chairman sir. At last the long wait is over. I'm glad to announce to you will be having the privilege to install Horizon Forbidden West into your hacked PS4 console ,for just 1k.

Yeah you read that right, just 1k. No one does it better than us.

As you already know giving you the best value for your money is what we do for a living.

Call/WhatsApp: 08110193544
Egbon.. This is your man from phc.. You Don leave us relocate go laghuh
I Don dey wait for gow5 and other games o
FamilyRe: Help! My Best Friend Betrayed Me! by captainking(m): 10:53pm On Jul 22, 2022
Deeprooted:
We stayed off camp fours years during our University days.

Within this period, he attempted to make out with 2 of my girlfriends, they all came back to report him to me and warm me to becareful with him.

He jokingly said he won't allow me marry any of his sisters meanwhile his friend whom he met the university at the University brings his auntie's only daughter to have s** in our room. This very auntie was the one sponsoring my friend.

I introduced him to a lady I wanted to marry only for my friend to go behind my back and told the lady how he was the one who first fell in love with her but for reasons best known to him, he couldn't tell her. Gave her every reason not to marry me.
The lady gave me all the evidence. I told her I needed more before I confront my friend. She forwarded all their chats to me. Before I traveled out of the country,
My friend visited me but was not comfortable as he kept asking I should tell him about my hustle and I intentionally introduced him to the business which is now into. He took several pictures of my apartment and forwarded it to the lady telling her that I was only squatting with him. The lady laughed but kept her cool.

There was a wedding we were supposed to attend together, I confided in him that I won't be able to make it. He is now inviting the lady to the wedding.

Mind you, his misbehavior started when I emerged best student in our village secondary School.

I earlier confronted him with all my evidence, he pleaded for forgiveness in year 2 in the university.

A lot of betrayals from him I can't discuss here.

What's the best way to handle my friend? I plan to be in Nigeria by September.

Please ignore my typo errors
How old are you??
And why do you call him your friend..
Please don't handle him... Till he kills you.
If you like.. Continue being friends with him..
FamilyRe: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by captainking(m): 10:45pm On Jul 22, 2022
Elchappo:
Today a friend advised me to boil these; Lemon grass, Soursop leaf, Guava leaf and Avocado leaf and drink the water morning and night...

My last check was 190/120..
Post update after drinking it for 2 weeks.. Let's see..
HealthRe: Genital Herpes by captainking(m): 8:30am On Jul 16, 2022
Polyol:
I'm broken. Please I need remedy embarassed

Aswear I no go Bleep again.

Please someone should help me with any way of treating genital herps. I'm tired.

Thanks.
Buy acyclovir or any of its siblings... Two weeks dosage should do.
Consult your doctor.. Nl is no hospital
HealthRe: Please Help Me (health issue) by captainking(m): 11:01pm On Jul 14, 2022
DubbyOK:
Hello, please any idea what this is or what can be done about it. I have applied different stuff but it not going.
Definitely warts.
HealthRe: Please Help Me (health issue) by captainking(m): 11:00pm On Jul 14, 2022
Cleanslate007:
Update...

Test result gotten but its not wat I expected...
Infact, I was 90% sure what was happening to me was scabies cos all the symptoms matched....from d late night itching to the bumps and the burrowed lines from the mites.

Will post the test result for you guys to clarify me on it

NB : it was urine test
.thats urine mcs righthuh Should have also done culture too
CrimeRe: My Ex Class Mate Ignored While Delivering As A Dispatch Man by captainking(m): 10:54pm On Jul 14, 2022
I have read this same exact story somewhere.
HealthRe: Help! I Discovered A Boil On One Of My Testicles by captainking(m): 10:01pm On Jun 27, 2022
ajedime:
Recently I was feeling a mild pain on my scrotum and I observed it closely, I discovered there is a small boil on one of them. Doctors, please what could be the cause and the remedy. Although the pain is not much.
.go for a test..
You definitely have an infection.. Bacteria Infection..
Run a urine mcs and swab
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by captainking(m): 9:56pm On Jun 27, 2022
maleekberry:
This nah herpes simplex virus.

Go and run a test (HIV and HPV)
Wrong. Not hpv.. It's hsv.. 1 and 2...but majorly 1 cos it's in the mouth.
PhonesRe: My Phone is At Stake. Urgent Help Needed! by captainking(m): 6:14pm On Jun 14, 2022
Kingozymandias:
Okay you have the IMIE with you right ?

Take they number write it on a piece of paper , then pls be certain the number I very correct don't make any mistakes please!!

Then I assume this is the phone with your main numbe in it right ?

Okay now after you must have gotten the IMEI number exactly a sit is without any errors

Take the paper with the IMEI and throw it away .

angry
Werey.

Hahahhahaha
AutosRe: Camry Pencil Available For 1.1m by captainking(m): 9:20am On Jun 14, 2022
austinceasar:
Spec: Camry Pencil
Year: 2005
Condition: No reported faults

Price: 1.1m
Location: Abuja

DM or call @09038687770 for more enquiries and to book an inspection.
Oga.. In which planet is this car Camry 2005huh
Better edit this post
HealthRe: How Can I Get This Of My Skin by captainking(m): 10:05am On Jun 10, 2022
Use Nixoderm
It helps.
HealthRe: Woke Up Only To Find This On My Lips (graphic Photo) by captainking(m): 4:57pm On Jun 09, 2022
eezeribe:
I didn't ask you to hail me, 'cos your hailing is of no consequence, if you like read a lot on medicine or law or engineering, it's really none of my business..
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink wink wink smiley smiley smiley smiley cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahhahaha
HealthRe: Woke Up Only To Find This On My Lips (graphic Photo) by captainking(m): 4:25pm On Jun 09, 2022
eezeribe:
It seems you have the HSV 1 virus, you should stick to those Facebook groups looking for spouses where you always post your pictures...Don't mention me again, 'cos the original post was not meant for you..
Hahhha...i don't have it.. But I read a lot on medicine.. No knowledge is a waste..
Take am easy Boss.. We no dey quarrel nah.. I just dey hail you and you dey para like this...
Who vex you nah
HealthRe: Woke Up Only To Find This On My Lips (graphic Photo) by captainking(m): 5:21pm On Jun 08, 2022
eezeribe:
It's called Herpes labialis, caused by HSV 1 virus, it has no cure. It usually lasts about 10-14 days before it clears up on its own. It reoccurs about once or twice yearly for the rest of your life..
You can take Acyclovir tbs b/d to shorten the healing time by a maximum of about 24 hours(which is almost of no difference)..
If you were in my city, I would have given you the drugs free of charge from our hospital..
Doc himself..
His stuff doesn't look like herpes shaa.. But what do I know..
If it's hsv 1..him no too get problem be that nah
HealthRe: Help!!! Why Are My Eyelashes Or Eyelid Moving Itself by captainking(m): 3:13pm On Jun 06, 2022
shegxy9:
Good afternoon nairalanders!!! please i have a problem with my eyes especially left eye with my eyelashes or eyelid moving itself for for like two weeks now... please guys what might be the cause of it because its very strange to me please guys... please help me guys i don't want to loose my sight.
WORRY NOT..
it will go..i experience it...it went off on its own
infact..i also experience random muscle spasms..
but i cant be bothered about it..for now shaa
HealthRe: If You Want To Last 5 Rounds. by captainking(m): 4:50pm On Jun 03, 2022
Naturescorner23:
Hello my fellow nairalanders,

I bring to you Jekomo manpower,a tested and trusted viagra..

Jekomo is available in the UK and also in the US.

I would be giving out FREE bottles for whoever willing to try this product.

I sell adult and sex products of all kinds.
Call or whatsapp 080...6027....4444.

Only +18 please.

Thanks.
I want to try it.. How do I get it in phc
PoliticsRe: How Well Do You Know Guns?! Spot The AK-47 In The Picture by captainking(m): 5:23pm On May 31, 2022
Stormtrooper11:
I saw this on the net. Wanted to see how well do Nigerians know assault rifles of similar variants, especially assault rifles of Russian/Soviet origin.

Spot the AK-47 in the picture. If you can name all rifles, do so.

@Mynd44 @Lalasticlala @Seun
all of them are aks but different and improved models
HealthRe: I Need Advise Based On My Health by captainking(m): 6:12pm On May 26, 2022
Sweetgirl16:
Good day everyone.

Please I need your advice, I'm going to go straight to the point.

I'm a lady in my mid 20s, I had an STD from my ex bf, I bought some antibiotics but didn't work so I went for test, result showed it was staph, I was given drugs still it's not working

I went back, did different test for STI, all were negative except culture test, but anytime dey prescribe drugs for me according to the test, it doesn't work. It's been one year plus, I'm still on antibiotics and no 100% result

Pls, any one experienced something like this, tell me how u got rid of yours because I've spent alot of money on drugs nd test nd I'm tired of the whole thing

Professional doctors and pharmacist in the house, pls help a sister cry

Thank you...
As you treat yourself.. Also check your hygiene... Discard all your used undies..
And when you get new ones.. Always wash with hot water and disinfectants to avoid recontacting it.. .then when done the the anti biotic.. Use herbs to do follow up cleansing.. That bacteria is stubborn.
Car TalkRe: Is It An Issue For Car Coolant Not To Decrease Or Reduce? (pic) by captainking(m): 12:13pm On May 25, 2022
Abujaexpress:
Engineers and technicians here, please I discovered that my Toyota Corolla radiator coolant is not reducing or deceasing. Since I bought the car about a year and half now when I bought it tokunbo and changed the fluid, I have only topped the coolant in like three times. The last time I added topped it was over six months now. The car is working and no overheating or radiator issue.

On the other hand, my wife's Toyota matrix car radiator normally reduces a little any time she drives out and in, although what I normally add is just like three spoonful volume of fluid. Her car is just about five months old, when we bought direct tokunbo.

Why the variance or difference?
leave your car as it is...no go find wahala when wahala no dey.. From my little understanding, thats the way a car cooling system should be as long as there is no leakage, it should barely reduce.

Same applies to AC too...
HealthRe: Need Help by captainking(m): 9:08am On May 24, 2022
Dreamcatcher01:
All this happened in a space of six days oooo
.hahhahaa
She want use you collect money.
This is not possible.. She cant have missed her period after 5 days of sex...
Honestly. You should not accept anything she says. You did your part by buying birth control pills. If she did not take it.. It's her business.
RomanceRe: Happy 34th Birthday To Me And All May Borns by captainking(op): 9:33pm On May 20, 2022
Kwinesther:
Happy birthday to you, may your new year be filled with abundant blessings and unlimited favour. Mine is 30th of this month, happy birthday to me in advance.
Thanks a lot buddie.. Happy birthday to you too
RomanceRe: Happy 34th Birthday To Me And All May Borns by captainking(op): 9:32pm On May 20, 2022
Geesarki:
HBD bruh
Just like u, I turned 34 this month too. I also served 10 years ago. Are u my doubleganger.
Hhahahhaa.. Maybe I am o..
Happy B-Day to you too bro...
grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Happy 34th Birthday To Me And All May Borns by captainking(op): 9:31pm On May 20, 2022
Truvelisback:
Happy Buy Day grin
Which one is bug day again
RomanceRe: Happy 34th Birthday To Me And All May Borns by captainking(op): 9:31pm On May 20, 2022
MadamOk:
Oh woah, you look cute

Happy birthday cute Nlanders
More blessings and money
.thank you so much dear.. I really appreciate.
Kindly ignore the last message.

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