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black001:
Good day , I will give a very honest review , the product is NOT WORKING, the warts always come back every time , I have used the product more than 6 session meaning 6 different times and the warts peel off , then after 3 weeks they form back again , and this is my honest review

Hollybratt:
Let me share this with you.
A lady just got married on May this year. So the two couple posted their wedding pics on facebook till June. So there was a particular group named "Oko ati obo" which means"Dick and kitten" i was invited to join the group. I like the group because of their dirty and funny yoruba post, asking each member for s*x in a yoruba way. i joined the group. So i was surprise when i saw a post in that group made by the newly wedded lady, her post was"Toba fe dobo sms mi tio ba n gbeni oshogbo" which means"If you want to have s*x, sms me if you are leaving in oshogbo" people started asking for her number, she dropped it for them one after the other including her house address. I was like see the lady that just got married on may and she has started doing s*x giveaway on August the same year. I quickly send his husband friend request so i can explain what i've seen about her wife because i've already screenshot her post with the replies, na to send it for her husband remain.
Do u support me??

EzeUmuokorobiaa:
Good day nairaland car gurus. My car won't start after my mechanic did some repair jobs which required dismounting the engine.
It all started when I noticed noise from the belt and alternator area. I invited my mechanic to look at it, he took it to the workshop and later called that it was the adjuster that is the culprit that it needed to be changed. I gave him the go ahead but after the change the noise returned after a few hours. He said a particular bolt broke inside and needed to be changed that still didn't work.
Finally, he said we needed to call a blacksmith to do a rethread on the engine to solve the problem permanently and this would require bringing down the engine. He assured me it wasn't a very difficult process and would take just a day or so to complete.

After the rethreading was done the electrician was called to connect the electrical components after the engine has been mounted. Try all he could after connecting everything, the car refused to start after many trials, he said the ECU (brain box) was bad. At this point, I began doubting whatever they said. I insisted the use their own money to fix the brain box and if it works ill reimburse them.
My people, for more than two weeks now weve been on this issue many suggestions, many things done yet no result but deep down within me I feel it's just a little detail being missed that has led to all this issues.

Please this is my first car and as such my knowledge about cars is still limited. So nairaland experts come in and rescue me.
What could be the issues with the electricals and how can it be fixed?
Car is in Portharcourt.
cc Gazzuz, Luvinghubby, Nurrey, Valarinz.

Please Help Me!!!

Tekmann:
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exco90:
Hello Nairalanders,please I need you to clarify me on something
Two year contract job with zenith not far from home 200 to and from with 110k per month in akowonjo/ Lagos or permanent staff Job with 75k per month in ilupeju oshodi lagos 900 to and fro.. please which one should my sis go for.. we have till tomorrow to accept one of the offer ...
Please which one is better

Oluwashina72:
Story from someone close!
Iv been trying to be a bad boy but be like say I be simp or weakling. I don date like 10 girls but they keep running back to thier ex or just cheat and bros i dey nack oo... Whenever i search thier phones,weti I dey see dey surprise me...
I always try to Bleep and leave but I find myself getting attached more and more until we breakup... Bad boys in the house do you do it... This girl's of nowadays are from sea... Note: I work.

omron:
Hello Good moring Romancelanders .
I really need a very urgent advise ,its affecting me emotionally and am confused.
MY name is Joseph am Abeokuta based live and work in Abeokuta,About 5 weeks ago I met this lady a graduate very beautiful, tall, and charming on my way to visit my Mum during weekend so I stopped her while driving and we chat and exchanged numbers,Since then we av been in constant communication, The funniest part of this aspect is that ever since I met her she go deeper In love with me even more than I do ,she calls me morin day and night to ask of me ,ask me what I eat how my day was going and all that even when am moody and she observe she will make me happy and crack jokes and all that, One day I was broke cos someone owe me money and could not pay she noticed am not happy and asked me why I told her am.broke and this lady sent me #5'000 naira to my bank account that day for me to manage till the next day, I just kept wondering why she love me this much and one day I asked her why she love me this much and she said its natural ,I invited her to my house one Sunday and she came to cook for me and tidy the house and we jist,so I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she refused me and told me that it's the first time of coming to my house that it's not proper ,meanwhile she told me she met a guy while she was schooling at Obafemi Awolowo University ile ife Osun state they both graduated then and relocated to Abeokuta together and they were living couples life after school.so when ever this lady comes visit me she will be hurry to go back to the guys house which am not so much happy about ,...So this last Sunday she came to my house and confessed to me that it was the guy who disflowered her and that she never had sex with any other guy in her life except that guy,,,so this last Sunday again I tried to make attempt to have sex with her but she was dragging with me telling me no way no access I asked her why and she started crying ,and was so emotional ,she told me her conscience is disturbing her that the guy did not offend her and that she loves the guy so much and she loves me too ,that the love she has for both of us is equal and she does not want to be having sex with two guys at the same relationship and now told me that the only thing that can make her have sex with me is if she breaks up with the guy that I will have to be very patient and wait for that day to come and I now asked her what if the day does not come and she said all in God's hand ? I tried to persuade her for sex that Sunday evening she was dragging it with me and suddenly she left my room in annoyance carried her bag and left crying.....I have never seen the kind of this lady before in my life and after she left I felt bad and I hated myself ,,,,when she got home I called her to check on her and she told me she has reached home and she was apologising to me for refusing me sex ...Please am just so confused I don't know what to do ..she calls me more than 12 times a day asking about my welfare and my day ,am the first person she calls early morin with WhatsApp video calls and she is very caring ..what should I do...am thinking of deleting and forgetting her ..How can she say she loves me and having sex with another guy and refusing me ...please I need a very good advice..I really love her and I feel like marrying her but I don't just want to waste my time...Thanks for your concern my dearest nairalnders God bless u

Kly003:
Studies remains the best and valid way here bro... It takes 5 years to get your PR...

Good enough as a student, you have access to quality office jobs.

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wow..Thanks for the info bro..I really appreciate

Kly003:
Typing....

Elchappo:
E go hard me see all this leaf oo but will try after exhausting d English medication..

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Deeprooted:
We stayed off camp fours years during our University days.

Within this period, he attempted to make out with 2 of my girlfriends, they all came back to report him to me and warm me to becareful with him.

He jokingly said he won't allow me marry any of his sisters meanwhile his friend whom he met the university at the University brings his auntie's only daughter to have s** in our room. This very auntie was the one sponsoring my friend.

I introduced him to a lady I wanted to marry only for my friend to go behind my back and told the lady how he was the one who first fell in love with her but for reasons best known to him, he couldn't tell her. Gave her every reason not to marry me.
The lady gave me all the evidence. I told her I needed more before I confront my friend. She forwarded all their chats to me. Before I traveled out of the country,
My friend visited me but was not comfortable as he kept asking I should tell him about my hustle and I intentionally introduced him to the business which is now into. He took several pictures of my apartment and forwarded it to the lady telling her that I was only squatting with him. The lady laughed but kept her cool.

There was a wedding we were supposed to attend together, I confided in him that I won't be able to make it. He is now inviting the lady to the wedding.

Mind you, his misbehavior started when I emerged best student in our village secondary School.

I earlier confronted him with all my evidence, he pleaded for forgiveness in year 2 in the university.

A lot of betrayals from him I can't discuss here.

What's the best way to handle my friend? I plan to be in Nigeria by September.

Please ignore my typo errors

Elchappo:
Today a friend advised me to boil these; Lemon grass, Soursop leaf, Guava leaf and Avocado leaf and drink the water morning and night...

My last check was 190/120..

Polyol:
I'm broken. Please I need remedy

Aswear I no go Bleep again.

Please someone should help me with any way of treating genital herps. I'm tired.

Thanks.

DubbyOK:
Hello, please any idea what this is or what can be done about it. I have applied different stuff but it not going.

Cleanslate007:
Update...

Test result gotten but its not wat I expected...
Infact, I was 90% sure what was happening to me was scabies cos all the symptoms matched....from d late night itching to the bumps and the burrowed lines from the mites.

Will post the test result for you guys to clarify me on it

NB : it was urine test

ajedime:
Recently I was feeling a mild pain on my scrotum and I observed it closely, I discovered there is a small boil on one of them. Doctors, please what could be the cause and the remedy. Although the pain is not much.

maleekberry:
This nah herpes simplex virus.

Go and run a test (HIV and HPV)

Kingozymandias:
Okay you have the IMIE with you right ?

Take they number write it on a piece of paper , then pls be certain the number I very correct don't make any mistakes please!!

Then I assume this is the phone with your main numbe in it right ?

Okay now after you must have gotten the IMEI number exactly a sit is without any errors

Take the paper with the IMEI and throw it away .

austinceasar:
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Year: 2005
Condition: No reported faults

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Location: Abuja

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eezeribe:
I didn't ask you to hail me, 'cos your hailing is of no consequence, if you like read a lot on medicine or law or engineering, it's really none of my business..

eezeribe:
It seems you have the HSV 1 virus, you should stick to those Facebook groups looking for spouses where you always post your pictures...Don't mention me again, 'cos the original post was not meant for you..

eezeribe:
It's called Herpes labialis, caused by HSV 1 virus, it has no cure. It usually lasts about 10-14 days before it clears up on its own. It reoccurs about once or twice yearly for the rest of your life..
You can take Acyclovir tbs b/d to shorten the healing time by a maximum of about 24 hours(which is almost of no difference)..
If you were in my city, I would have given you the drugs free of charge from our hospital..

shegxy9:
Good afternoon nairalanders!!! please i have a problem with my eyes especially left eye with my eyelashes or eyelid moving itself for for like two weeks now... please guys what might be the cause of it because its very strange to me please guys... please help me guys i don't want to loose my sight.

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