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Dollywood:
See you

I been blocked multiple times, there's this Asian girl based in Canada, we been flowing for a week, and when she asked about my nationality I refused to tell her, but she insisted. The moment I said "I'm from Nigeria", she didn't even block me at first, she stop replying to my messages and after a long period of not replying, she blocked my ass.

Don't be surprised, na your fellow Yahoo boy block you.

dumodust:
This guy looks like a proper soldier, more than the chief of army staff but they just indirectly retired him with this big sounding but empty chief of defence staff position

Useless post!!!

And who told you the CDS is an empty position.?

Igbo people sabi stingy meat no jokes.

If you use a normal WhatsApp and she uses a GB WhatsApp, she wouldn't still know you viewed her status. There is probably something you're not doing right.

Jwonder:
After your screenshot all the fanboys have gone hiding.

I no know why I just so much detest those xiaomi fanboys. They'll keep defending nonsense even when the evidence is clear.

NLban:
You with a slave mentality

But if he give them 50M they for collect am ?

NLban:
Receive sense.

Also do note that the receiver has the right to reject what the giver gives.

HRH has made a bold Statement by that singular act.

We are not beggars, thus, we know our worth.

Nigerians and their self entitlement mentality.

waploger:
Make una help my ministry oh!!!! I need transport fare for work tomorrow... Abeg help me.

Why not call your boss to send you .. make e commot am from your salary by month end

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BruncleZuma:


They were never meant to be mounting checkpoints we are not at war, that's the job of the police and checkpoints are mostly as a result of a manhunt (not a daily fúcking routine).

You're no doubt one of the criminals.

Windofglory:
In a saner clime investigations are made beyond reasonable doubt that you are guilty before the ball is set rolling on planning your arrest but this our country is quite different, they arrest you before they start investigations.

Stop being dumb. There's a difference between being arrested and called for questioning.

I don't know why I ways meet girls whose birthdays are in two weeks time. Lol.

Yampotatocarrot:
Lol, na Lalasticlala you dey talk about o, abi na another person?

Seems you just joined Nairaland or you don't really follow up

Sorry. Swears my mind was going to explorers. I mixed them up. Lalasticlala is the mod. I was even thinking the thread was about explorers daughter.

ThatFairGuy:
So over 2m Nairalander's birthday should be celebrated

That's not logical enough. How can he be super mod and not enjoy such opportunity

He's not a moderator not to even talk of a super mod.

If na another nairalander, una go post am? Very sentimental mods.

updatechange:
Salah anyday anytime, drogba to me looks like a lucky player... Salah is real stays hungry for goals always.

Lol .. these kids sha.. drogba a lucky player and not goal hungry? Lol

Angelfrost:
Those loose boxers are healthier for every man's fertile health.

Stop believing all those unproven useless postulations. So what will you say about men who wear panties? It's unhealthy abi. Nonsese.

Always wear briefs and not all those lose boxers wey fit disgrace you.

BornorBang:
Update from

Read Previous Thread : https://www.nairaland.com/6825640/protest-tasued-soldiers-invade-school

Nigerian Soldiers have stormed Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED) protesting ground to disperse students who are protesting against the arrest of their colleagues, including the Students’ Union president by the same soldiers, Siggy reveals.

The soldiers were said to have arrived in three armored tanks and two Hilux vehicles.

In a video which has gone viral, the protesting students chanted anti-oppression songs and dared the soldiers to “kill” them.

Recall Siggy reported that soldiers had on Thursday raided the varsity’s campus Thursday and allegedly brutalised and arrested the SUG president and some other students.

The students’ union in a statement by its Senate President, Moradeyo Johnson, and Chief Judge, Ayobami Kareem, claimed that some of the students were extorted.

It reads in part; “Uniformed men of Nigerian military invaded the students’ community of our dear university and melted absolute injustice, extortion, and assaults on peace-loving students.

“TASUEDITES who are going by their legitimate and calm businesses were cornered at CONOIL Filling Station, the Express Road that leads to the University second gate. They were arrested and assaulted for no reason. To make things worst, the soldiers asked students to bail themselves up with N50, 000 and those who could not do that were detained and taken away (most likely to the barrack).”

https:///tasued-protest-nigerian-soldiers-return-with-armour-tanks-to-fight-students/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeCs1OQ7lFE

That's no armoured tank. It's an armoured personnel carrier.

Lilsameey:
..E go tell people to pay N10k

No mind them. E go first deceive them reach one level , after he go con dey ask of money.. all of them na the same.. nonsense people.

federal9:
Mine was in secondary school. After break time, I went to the school backyard to pee, as I took a sharp corner, I saw my class mate ( a female) having sex with an SS1 student.

Immediately they saw me, they shivered. I left them. In the next minute, she came to class silent, thinking I would tell others what I saw.

She started respecting me from that day.

SS3 Female student, kicking SS1 male student.

I was disgusted by her act. She was the most beautiful female student in the class.

No lie, you gist some of your padis abi u no gist them?

Naso sex video dey leak.. you rent person house , u no know weytin he don install for him room. Whether one secret camera dey, you no know..

Roan77:
Isotrex legion MRAP, one of the best MRAP in Nigeria.
Maiduguri fine sha.

Na wah o how can you judge an entire state (2nd biggest in Nigeria) from just two pictures? Infact you're judging the state from just The entrance . The way Nigerians reason ehn

Though to be honest with you , you can't get a meaningful job with good pay with that ND (except connections) so I'll advice you to just upgrade to an HND . Best of luck.

Any evidence say na north Carolina be that?

Racoon:
It is grossly irresponsible and lost of self dignity for one to make nude videos or send nude pictures of oneself to anyone including a spouse.

The day my then fiancee-to-be tried it by sending to me was the day I called off the relationship.She just didn't imagine who may have unauthorised access to this picture on her own or even my own phone.

Stop telling us bullshit. We ain't kids here. How can you break up with your fiancee because of a nude picture

They just charge towards you. When you run, they'll chase. If you don't run, they'll just charge and stop immediately. Moreover I don't know why people fear them. Their beak no too sharp like that.

Dummies seeking attention via social media. You dey send your senator mama 5 million lol.

subcbouy:
Haha intelligent officers full here naw! In case you sail the ship always remember that evil befall evil except you repent from your evil way.

Like I told that your elder brother, go get form from the Nigerian police force, that's where you belong. Accusing people wrongly of something they know nothing about. Why are you guys just shallow? I just got to understand where the problem is.. my moniker says captain and the frat I posted has something to do with sailors, pirates or whatever that deals with water.. Because you see captain for my name then you instantly judged I'm one of them. You have little to no brains.

elpochas:
You knw its long i read that story,let me just tell in summary what i can remember.The Edda jazz is all about making a person disapear and using him for farm work at night.They make use of the people spirit for just farming.You get missing in the physical world but at night you become a farmer for them(you become an undead).Its so hard to belive,bt things do happen.Had to ask my sis abt it,she told me she does nt knw abt the Edda stuff but those people usually have hecters of land that are always cultivated but you cant see people doing the farm work during the day.

Forget all these juju stuff, it doesn't exist. Only figments of your imagination. Nupe people are generally uneducated, they no dey go school and where you have illiteracy in abundance, there's bound to be an undying love for juju and fetish practices. The farming you're talking about is simply because they hardly do things during the day mainly because of their belief in bad luck, witches etc. Ordinary birthday party self na night them dey do am. Weddings , naming etc are mostly done at night.. they are just fetish bunch of illiterates.

EMIOMOADEOYE:
A Komodo Dragon is a monitor lizard.

They are trying to educate you yet you're arguing. Why are Nigerians just this terrible. A monitor lizard is not the same as a Komodo dragon. They are two entirely different animals