₦airaland Forum

tianshie:
I just hope Amaechi use condom.

He doesn’t like condoms. He goes raw

Ameachi should be happy he has someone that will always remember him. Other Nigerians won’t.

SeaTrade:
Has been out of stock since November oo,na so so the one weh dey cold person for body full town since.

We all need to send a formal letter to God that something so precious He created for MANkind to flourish has gone out of stock. This is sad mehn.

SeaTrade:
You can actually ,when age don catch them
Na them go dey beg you for your ownership,when bobbi don fall hahah

Lol. My hunt for fresh bobbi since this year has cost me a lot. Where did all the fresh Bobbi go?

Richardcollins5:
I’m actually taking the steps to confront her but we having a visitor now..and I actually don’t want her to know I scanned her chat..,I need help on how to go through this..,I wanna call her mom and inform her and just let things go for good..,but how do I deal with this heartbreak.

You are a simpleton.

Instead of you to chase her away you want to call her mom so that she’ll sweet talk you into forgiving and forgetting. Or you are so dumb to think her mom will tell you to send her daughter away?

The problem with men is, when they meet a lady, they’d want to own her immediately.

You cannot and can never own a woman. There will always be cockroaches on her wall. Know this and know peace

The 170m price you quoted will buy two of this SUV and one 2020 GLE350.

It’s only a billionaires daughter that can ask me such question and get an answer.

You cannot be a liability and be asking if I love love a liability.

Redpillers this post is a trap. Don’t comment.

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Do you really have dreadlock? If yes, it seems to be occupying all your sense

It seems you people are using us to catch cruise on this Nairaland.


Tell your girlfriend to go and find another man. You are not a serious somebody

6pack:
Where did I talk of suicide ? My life is too sweet to ever think of suicide. This type of Depression is temporal , na brokeness depression dey lead to suicide

Oya take down this post and deal with it like a real man.

6pack:
na I am not a simp. I can even say I am one of the meanest redpillers but in real real life the redpill shit is garbage. So shove your simp talk up your ass

Na small girl wan make you commit suicide so. Shove your balls up your asxx

You should add sniper into the beer and drink it.

Deaths to SIMP.

Mrcock where have you been?

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Block her!!

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Lightheaded:

The words I love hearing the most is 'I hate you', song to my ears.
Know you are the prize and act accordingly.

You are a SIMP...

Truvelisback:
What kind of Babyish question are u asking? Didn't u see the word "Like" there that indicate Simile?

Sorry daddy

But Don’t you think if He had said He will pull up with a Rolls Royce at Abuja national stadium in the afternoon, it will make much sense?

AudioMonkey:
You trouble yourself too much son.
Whichever way you interpret it.
One thing is that Jesus talks and acts in parables. You can't decode everything or connect all the dots. It's always tricky, you must always realize even when you knew it, you still didn't see it coming or came differently from your expectation, eventually you will still not have it coming. That's God's way.


Now, a thief in the night means it will catch you suddenly or surprisingly or unawares or unprepared or unexpected or whatever else the situation is when a thief comes in the night.

Thank you for this, so many questions but you said I shouldn’t trouble myself too much

BigRocky:
It simply means Jesus we come unannounced like thief does.period

When you are paid a visit by a thief in the night, it happens in two major ways.

1. Is a thief can come in the night and steal from you, you will only notice the impact and not the thief. You do not know who the thief is but He took something from you.

2. A thief paid you a visit in the night and you caught the thief, its your next door neighbor. You know who the thief is.



With this analogy, I think Jesus came and will still come like a thief in the night, leave an impact but unnoticed by all or many.


He came before, it was not every one that believed he was the One even till this day, and there are still some people that don’t even know He came because they did not know and they still haven’t heard.


This is the art of a thief in the night.

MaDaRa01:
@OP no vex say i wan also ask.

When Jesus said no one including him, knows the time he will come back except God in heaven,... Since Jesus is also God from the trinity, does that mean he as God don't know when he will come? Also if he's GOD, Who does he pray to in heaven? Abeg this trinity stuff is confusing as Bleep

Please don’t confuse my confusion.

czarr:
It means he would come suddenly...when you least expect.

It still doesn’t make sense.


A thief does not come in the night to stay, but from what we have been thought about the second coming of Christ, It says He is coming to stay.(correct me if I am wrong)


I’ll ask again, is he coming like a thief in the night to stay and unveil himself to every mankind or Will he come in the night and only the worthy few will see and know him or No one will know He came, just like a thief comes in the night and disappears before morning.

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Why una con dey dodge the question? Is it so hard?

In the Bible, I don’t really recall the exact book/ chapters or numbers but I know there’s a verse in the Bible that says “Jesus will come like a thief in the night”

Does this mean He has been here several times?

A thief in the night cannot be seen nor noticed easily.


Educate me.

Why it is good to avoid the spirit of “Oneitis”


I’ll mix English and pidgin to send this message from the gods. Nor carry “one” woman matter for head. It is safer to date 7 women than to date one woman. . Wahala!!

When you date several women, it gives you new experiences about “another” woman and women in general. In pidgin English; “your eye go open”

It is not the women that opened your eyes, it is you that will notice different and distinctive traits.


What most men are doing wrong is, they have that one woman they are simpishly in love with while they have other girlfriends they cheat with. A real Alpha doesn’t have one woman he’s in love with. He has women that he is in love with because they satisfy his needs according to entertainment, finances and emotions.


You can decide to have just one woman that knows you can have 7 more.

And you can chose to have women and use them for your sexual needs, or you can use them for other needs without sexual contacts. Any of these methods works good provided you are not possess by the spirit of Oneitis.

All the 8 women will stick by you when they know there could be a number 9 at anytime.

The Gods have spoken.

DieRich5:
I greet everyone here...

Okay, most people here talk say dem run 3-6 months without sex ND things become different but my case is different 26days of no sex I started feeling pain down below so the 27days I have sex ND the pain stopped

The pain stops after sometime. Your hunger for sex is the cause of the pain but you’ll deny it’s not.

SOZINN:
It's quite unfortunate that I have to use this example to explain why it is important to make a girl reach orgasm when you f7ck her. Anyways here is a perfect example.

Only simps cares about female orgasm. A woman that is into you don’t care if you make her cum or not.

Daniel7543:
You Nigerians don't listen to corrections. I've explained to you there's nothing like marital rape, you're still arguing.

Show us or qoute the panel code here, let everyone read and get assured there's a penalty for marital rape.

It is not about if law recognizes marital rape or not. But why would a man rape his wife is the question. Why would a sane man rape his wife?

Eketem:
You cannot even read basics why should I waste my time explaining anything further to you.

Don’t bother explain further. The rape comment from him opened his Yansh.

Daniel7543:
Rubbish talk.
why should his wife run away with his child?. Court sef won't even give either of them full custody of their daughter. If you read the op previous post you would understand that he's remorseful and he has tried every way to make peace with her and the wicked wife family. Go and read his previous post, he married his wife legally. Women are evil.

Back to Noah: you need to find a senior officer in the military that would sanction that your foolish brother in-law.. I mean, why will he be hoarding your wife and kid? E dey craze?

Oga, there's nothing like rape in marriage.
There's no law that state a man will go to jail for raping his wife... Can't you Nigerians think. They are married for goodness sake. He performed the marital rights for crying out loud.

You spoilt the whole thing with that rape comment.