₦airaland Forum

daisyella: Abeg which school is dat

zig2ryme04: I had never taken the Nigerian Police seriously since childhood. any time I see police patrol van passing, different thoughts occupies my mind and in most cases I feel unsecured. To all Nairalanders, what comes to your mind when you see police patrol van going or coming towards your direction?

carzola: One mumu girl dat just got a b.b dos'nt know the dfrence between bbm, and bba, she told me to add her on my bba..lol...

SlyIg: I now call on Amadioha on all the idiotts that have quoted my post with insults.

Okija Juju, tell your gods to do something terrible to all of them this night.

SlyIg: I now call on Amadioha on all the idiotts that have quoted my post with insults.

Okija Juju, tell your gods to do something terrible to all of them this night.

assalaamat: Nasbock is a guy of 22years of age and his full name is Bukayo Ogunlude,he is an internet marketer who has been making legitimate cash via facebook online information marketing since he was 20.How I got to know him:there's a particular program called "single life" on radio continental 102.3fm,he was actually invited to the program last week saturday,this is bcs the program is usually aired every saturday 9pm-11pm,and he talked about how to use facebook to make legitimate money,he gave out his number &facebook name.So immediately after the program i went online to search for him and i also googled to know everything about him,whether it was genuine or not,so the next day,i put a call through to him,and he gave me the details of how to reach him,and on monday i went to him and after paying a certain sum of money,he gave me the training of my life,he put me through so many things i never believed existed on facebook and as i'm talking to u i'm already into the online biz,and as a matter of fact i made my first cash yesterday which was so unbelievable.So i'm using this medium to tell u that,this guy is a fantastic person to have as a mentor when it comes to online biz.Pls guys,try and get in touch with this guy and ur life would never remain the same,u can even google about him to confirm.His facebook name is www.facebook.com/nasbockonline &his phone number is 07034488824.Goodluck guys!!

franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.

OjaP: Sorry, you need to port to airtel. You didn't even make second.

alutacontinua: Is that a secondary school uniform

Ping411: http://telegraphng.com/2013/07/jni-wants-separate-camps-for-male-and-female-corps-members/

They must be kidding us!

idnoble135: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350754/Sri-Lankan-man-claims-lived-eating-food-FIVE-YEARS.html

tabontabon: In all fairness,I guess those who wished to be part of his training should be the one's asking for his sample jobs. The sky is large enough for all birds to fly. You shouldn't always be out to pull down assumed competitors or newbies.

JC LADI: I met a girl on her bday(almost a yr now),we started as friends and i later ask her out......we fought over that,that she told me she dont wanna go into any relationship for now,bt we were so close that i cant just be wasting my time on her.....cos even time i try to make i realise how much i love her she will get angry at me.........I dont know what else to do...i deleted her on my bbm,we kept distance for while i ask of her bb pin thinking she will reject but she didnt(not the first time tho)......I dont feel like letting go,bt it seems as a crossroad.......She still get her Ex in her memory.......what can i do?

Godmother: @OP
Just becos a guy shows the girls shud fall ova themselves abi Smh

Guys like u with ur backward mentality that every girl is "dying" to marry need a rude awakening. Mtshewww

oluface: Na war. So no hope for me. Atleast i still come out boldly that i am urgly and poor... How many of you can do that. Life do tire me.

pekelepekele: Let her know your atm pin .

unlessgod: [PHOTOS] Peter Okoye Son Cameron Danced Out Osita Iheme In Personality Video
We bet you didn't know that it was Peter Okoye's son, Cameron that danced out Osita pawpaw at the end of the video.

Peter Okoye has sure gotten someone that takes after him in dancing. More Pictures After The Cut

http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/06/photos-peter-okoye-son-cameron-danced.html

tpia@:
yes, it was very awkward, probably she wont be your friend anymore, which means there'll be less of these types of threads, thank goodness.

R2bees: brown ideye

RedBenson: I tire for sum girls o. Imagine a general compound where not less than 25 people (both males & females; married and singles) are living plus visitors who comes in and goes out hourly and yet sum girls would just wash thier pants and carelessly hang them almost right at the entrance of the compound such that any one who lives there/comes in/goes out would just have a glimpse of them as they hanged. To me, i think this is not proper. Such private wears shld be hanged where they deserve respect. A jealous guy living in the same compound or neighbourhood could even go play with it. If u go to female hostels, what ur eyes would see there eh, some of the pants u will see there wont just be washed and hanged carelessly, the dirty ones would be seen spreading everywhere with no impunity.

TO ME I THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING AND DOESNT SHOW GOOD MORALS.

N/B: I respect women o!!!

Prof Corruption: and perhaps buried!

Ebig22: una sure say no be bokoharam boys dey arrest their fellow members.that bounty for shekau head 2 much ooo.began to whistle.e be like say i go hunt for shekau.wetin una think.una sure say no be bokoharam boys dey arrest their fellow members.that bounty for shekau head 2 much ooo.began to whistle.e be likecsay i go hunt for shekau.wetin una think.

SniperInADiaper: I liked you until this comment

Nigerian girls aren't greedy or gold diggers..

jmoore: seriously?
Who dies from not h@ving sex?

Donmams: Such shame. This happens routinely in the north. Unfortunately this can never happen in the south. I just wonder why you southerners hate us so much.

Donmams: Such shame. This happens routinely in the north. Unfortunately this can never happen in the south. I just wonder why you southerners hate us so much.

King harzyz: hmmmm....what can I do for rivers state in this my service year.....hmmmmm.....thinking...maybe I shld build a church buh they've got ample of it....any advice palssssss

toria12: I want a boy who...

will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. A pretty boy, but not so pretty that I feel awkward.

I want a boy who...

who thinks I'm b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest.

I want a boy who...

will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will make me soup when I'm sick, who writes poems about me because he doesn't know any other way to tell me how he feels.

I want a boy who...

is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times. I want a boy who will call me 20 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he'd still do it.

I want a boy who...

will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.

I want a boy who...

will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who at game.

I want a boy who...

makes fun of me just to make me laugh.

I want a boy who...

will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum.
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I want a boy who...

will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume.

I want a boy who...

at night, will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach. Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.

I want a boy who...

could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches. Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn't think something looks good.

I want a boy who...

would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other.

I want a boy who...

will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.

I want a boy who...

would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.

I want a boy who...

will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.

I want a boy who...

will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I'm on the phone.

I want a boy who...

will count stars with me and be friends with my family.

I want a boy who...

will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I've got him soaked.

I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I'm sick, and would play with my hair.

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I want a boy who...

will tell me I'm b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tells me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh. A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.

I want a boy who...

will hold me closer than normal when I'm sick, and would play with my hair.

But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me.