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antap: I was in a strippers night club with my babe, the place was so exciting and scintillating! So as we were having merry, two solid beautiful, imported-looking-like-girls just went to the front part of the dance floor and started undressing with a slow motion. They took all their cloths off, I mean completely: pants o, bra o, all went off.

Omo, na so I just keep my eyes on them o. I didn't blink my eyes, I stared at them as if my whole life depend on it.
All of a sudden, I heard gbosssaa! My babe slapped me!

She has no right to slap u, Since u both agreed to go to d club 2geda, she should knw u r nt going dia to sleep. U r dia to watch proceeding with her bro. She get luck say u no be me, She 4 hear am

sKeetz: Does this also include Nigerian girls?? I doubt it

I also doubt if he is actually refering to nigerian gals

donpeluchi: soon they will demand amnesty too. smh

Yeah, But this time around it will be granted by the schools Vice Chancellor

raeez: I can bet that majority of these youths that we are all praising here are hausa muslims if the news was a negative one the headline would have shown northern muslim youths

This is how you derail threads abi, You're looking for verbal war. y bring tribalism too this ? WTF

usibengate: Hardwork pays, i just hope and pray he substains d temple of of his play

Hahahah, No b only temple, He also has to sustain d mosque of his game.. LWKMD

ogoplus: Ok insult the poster but you and I know Gen. Buhari's disposition to BH and their activities.

Besides Gen. Buhari is a true Muslim and Muslims are expected to to give support to jihad. Abi no bi so ?

Oya insult me too, if you like......

See as u resemble tahoma font, Go and sit down

T.swaggs:
lool dis dude needs help

D guy na just bad belle. He hates to c people happy. Baby dnt mind him

Godmother: Dark guys all the way! Fair guys are okay but I get weak when I see a tall, dark guy with good carriage

Dark pretty gals with sexy curvy hot legs does it for me. I hate slim gals and gals with long slim legs

ighoosagie: mak dem use their foot wagin or legedes benz,
wen we go 1930 world cup na leg we use;
dis una generation na agebutter una b

You people were probably born to suffer then, Its not the same this time around.

SLIDE waxie: all u asswipes-dunderheads-fantasy drunk-day dreamers do is open ur maggot filled-gutter water-laced mouth and talk abt how u're dropping your imaginary 'pretty girlie' for fake reasons to make us gape "wow",when u and i knw u are one pathetic-puccy begging-broke dead nigga empty son of a b!!!

Hey easy!

mike404: see randy orton

No na ryback be dat, He was definitely telling d babe to feed him more

Acidosis: This girl is a Sierra Leonean, a chronic drunkard, & an unbeliever but recently she had a very terrible dream... God showed her a revelation of HELL...omg!

If you listened to her you cannot escape tears! She saw her own caring mother.

According to her, the woman was a 'good woman', caring, hard-working and every other thing you can think of BUT the entire family before she died never believed in JESUS let alone accept him as their Lord and personal saviour.

I don't even know how to describe all she said ( just few hours ago) cos the tears & agony was too much for her to bear... This girl couldn't recognise her mother .. If not for the voice she heard, and her look according to her is something you'll never wish for your worst enemy..

She said her mother was crying bitterly in pains and regrets. omg

I beg all of una, HELL is soooo REAL.
and the worst is our world today is full of sin.. everything around us is sin..

Lord I need your mercy.....

and as for these Pastors who always ignore the teachings of Hell & Heaven out of fear of loosing Money and people to occupy your plastic chairs, may God close down your churches & run you down until you repent & change your ways (Amen!)

The world must know the TRUTH.

You wan to tell me she saw hell fire and the devil allowed her to come back ?

dmcdad: ^^^^ I don't even have. Besides, what's the meaning of phone number?

Help a novice out...

Me can't even pronounce the word phone number. Is it another name for Arsenal ?

Dolaapo: Topic idea was from Shawna.

Ladies: What are the things guys did or words they said just to get into your pants (whether it worked or not).

Guys: What are the things you did or words you said just to get into a girl's pants (whether it worked or not).

U r too one sided with ur questions,What about the ones ladies said just to get bleeped. Or u think gals don't also crave 4 sex. Abeg stop being one sided joor

brownlord: Jonathan ke? the northern animals are even helping jonathan, remember all his promises, as the crises in the north keep on, they keep reducing in population, before 2015 the few once left will not be up to one state, then we just deport them to niger, then use the whole region to farm, imagine how our economy will rise if we farming in the whole norther region, its a good step bro, lets pray the animals keep on killing themselves.

And for that insult, i go just forgive u, cos my village shrine say make i no dey pay evil with evil, else i for don wire u one better slap

Man I don't know weda i should start laughing or get angry. Ur post is annoyingly funny

free2ryhme: make we come die .. abi ?? na wetin sef

e rich pass solo sef.. ?


and solo concludes ""vanity upon vanity all nah vanity""

take ur jealousy n bitterness elsewhere bro

CrazyMan: We enjoy it.
it's just that over doing it becomes a pretence.
if you love a girl, you have to act normally towards her.
when you start delvloping the habbit of having her come first in your thoughts, it then becomes slavery.
co's you'll find your self under some kind of mysterious authority. ie acting like a robot doing anything she asks you to do.
for me i don't count that as love.
if you love someone, both of you must have equal feelings for each other. the guy musn't be the only one to tell her romantic words and take her to romantic places.
she must also play her part.
before that can be considered as true love.



It's good you made use of the word [size=13pt]ex [/size]

Are u trying to say her ex got bored and gave her d boot ?

brownlord: They should continue helping us depopulate their region, JTF is helping us, and they too are cooperating as well, by 2015, we just push the few once to Niger and use their land to farm and feed our nation

u don kill me wit lafter 4 here o. Chei

HQ: Help you do what exactly?

Watch the next thread this fellow opens - "My Boss lied against me and I was thrown in Prison".

_{Anyone remember Joseph?}

Not only fool, D boy bu ezigbote okoko

k2039: I wondered why he asked for help, as if I will be the one to withraw is joystick from the hole he is inserting it.

If he needs help he would have resigned.

exactly

I luv your stature, I hear that very often

Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dyning for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it. All dis started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded evrything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother. But i nevr know dat she had feelings for me then, untill one fateful morning, when she blew it open by sending me 'morning love texts' confessing her she loves me & will do anything to make me happy. First time i saw the text, i thought it was a mistake, dat she wanted 2 send it 2my bro bt when i call to confirm, she told me dat d text was for me. At first i couldn't say anythn, i was speechless, neva belief it untill whn i met her one on one in my bro absent dat she make it clearer to me dat she was madly inlove with me & evn ended it up with a hot kiss. Honestly, dis my brother fiance is truelly beautiful dat no man can resist her easily & my bro who trusted me so much neva notice dis.......what should i do? Should i make this known to my bro or should i keep it secret & enjoy her ? Pls am confused nw, need ur advise!

Op abeg shift ur leg let me sit next 2u, I don't want to trip over and fall. U r a mad man

Abdul Adam56: 1) ISLAM: There is no compulsion in religion.
BOKO HARAM: Everyone must adhere to our ways else…
2) ISLAM: Love all and be just to all regardless of religion.
BOKO HARAM: If you are not with us you are against us.
3) ISLAM: Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) lived with peaceful Christians and Jews as his neighbours.
BOKO HARAM: All non-Muslims mustleave the North.
4) ISLAM: You are only permitted toprotect yourselves when you are attacked first. And you should retaliate justly but when u gain an upper hand, u shld better forgive and leave everything to Allah.
BOKO HARAM: We attack all who stand in our way
5) ISLAM: A true Muslim is one fromwhose tongue and hands his community is safe.
BOKO HARAM: We do not care your religion. Muslim or Christian we will crush any who stands in our way.
6) ISLAM: Killing of innocent souls is a great sin. No human being has theright to take life except through thedue process of the Law.
BOKO HARAM: Allah will understand.He will not punish us.
7) ISLAM: During war, non-combatant women and children must not be touched. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We kill men, women and children.
ISLAM: At war time, all non-Muslims that run into their places of worship ortheir homes will not be harmed. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We bomb non-Muslims in their places of worship. We also kill Muslims in theirmosques and homes if we feel theyare a threat to us.
So who really are these people withwarped ideologies and intents?
I may not know what they are really out to achieve but I do know for sure they do not represent Islam. Rather, they are acting contrary to it's most sublime teachings: peaceful advocacy.
Of course, Islam strongly disapproves of corruption and incapable leadership!
LET'S WORK TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF TRIBE AND RELIGION TO PROVIDEA BETTER TOMORROW FOR ALL. May Allah help us all

Chai OP, Its obvious dat u r an islamist and u r not happy with the way islam is beeing associated with boko haram. But u hav to deal with it bro, Those boys are islamists, there is no two ways about it. Islam is boko and boko is islam. End Of ....

masterdre: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/136898-boko-haram-claims-victory-over-nigerian-army-in-new-video.html

U dey find traffic abi ?

Wizee: Then men will start giving Birth

And women will grow dicks to impregnant d males and also have dia wombs transfered to the males. What a world dat would be

qplus: Its hightime corpers started serving in Nairaland. Seun what do u think ?

As what, Moderators ?

Pinopinoguy: Pls for those that have passed out or currently serving the country,i want to know the state of d federation which u can recommend to a prospective corp member in terms of low cost of living,adequate security,allowee and accommodation.

U'll definitely love rivers state, I dnt mean ph town o, I mean their local govt's precisely emohua LGA. Cost of living dia is low and you'll be entitled to the states N110,000 after service. and dey also have electricity as at 2010 wen i served dia as at 2010 batch B. OP Btw, U want to work ur service ?

lugoeke: Brono state

Chai! Obi adighi gi mma boy, I choro e kpola dis man village

masterdre: The Adamawa State Governor, Murtala Nyako, has vowed to sue President Goodluck Jonathan and the Federal Governor over the plans of the latter to use funds meant for the state to finance the emergency rule declaration.

President Jonathan on May 14 declared a State of Emergency in Adamawa, Yobe and Borno States to quell the insurgency of the Boko Haram and other militants in the area. Controversy trailed the funding for the Nigerian troops as the president proposed that the affected states’ federal allocations be used.

The National Assembly, however, rejected the president’s proposal, in their approval of the emergency declaration, saying the federal government should fund it.

Mr. Nyako had in his state broadcast after the declaration questioned the inclusion of Adamawa, saying the state was most the peaceful among the six north eastern states.

Read details here: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/136338-governor-nyako-of-adamawa-vows-to-sue-jonathan-over-funding-for-state-of-emergency.html

Chai, Aguru G'egbu dis man, President jona akpochiela ebe o na esi ezute monthly alawee

mekaboy: Are you trying to say, you say thanks to your gf after having sex?

And what does she say in response when you say thanks? "Thank god or your welcome "?

I wonder o, Thanking a girl after sex for what, It was a mutual agreement. As long as she was not raped, the girl has no right to say she was doing d guy a favour. If you check well u will even find out that the babe must haved screamed down d whole place in excitement. Abeg leave dos pretenders joor. Me no even get dia tym