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Pweety4me: [color=#550077]^^That makes sense, but what if she ends up seeing you just as a 'friend' and nothing beyond that?[/color]


[color=#550077]I don't get it bro, what exactly r u looking 4?and what really can u get from a 5mins convo when it's some1 u barely know?[/color]

Read btw d lines my dear, the young man said 5times and nt 5minutes

googlepikin: na that place fit you .cos you no go fit understand the meaning of hosting. U fit think sey na to host village meeting.

@ googlepikin u no go kill me o lwkmd ! mayb d guy tink say na snuff n pami we dey share. Like u said, na dat joint fit am. He actually wouldnt undastand wat is goon on here !!

barefootbandit: If you say so, I mean...
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Just hope u r nt mocking God? There would b consequencies o !!!

Mavor: That he's about to come out of the closet.

I doubt, D moral here is dat We should nt bliv everything we read on nairaland. D OP is looking for a galfriend. Seriously!!

switdick: And I see some girls dishing advice they can't pay heed to....see that one talking confidence like its something they got ??LoL

Meanwhile,on another thread Still talking shhhit that *Ahh I can never walk up to a boy oo * with her yoruba accent!!!

So they even know its all about confidence and that there's actually nothing to lose about ??...Funny !

Abi o, Yet dey too can't make d first move wen dey r dieing in silence. Na women dey trip pass o but dia ego no dey gree dem open up.

kay177: You can introduce some of the MBAISE  babes to me Mr money,  I think I have the power to buy like 2,  and why are you even complaining self,  since the commodity doesnt comform with your pocket,  you should have gone to where the commodity is cheap naww,  instead of you falling victim of  law of comparative advantage   

Leave the young man alone to say his mind. He didnt bite u for crying out loud, He only said his mind which happens to b true. My GF is also from Mbaise and happens to confirm everything d OP just said. The side effect of dis is dat dia gals r all ageing and r stil without Husbands. They will hav to review dia culture to change d situation. The OP is right.

It has to be stoke city cos i hate to c dose dia useless long throws and regular football hoofing. They are more like a rugby team. The player i hate most has to be Peter crouch. Damn! His dangling height is irritating especially wen he z on the run. Dat guy should quit football and try basketball joor. I luv players with sweet stature cos dey look sexy on the ball (people like Thomas vermaeleen, Falcao, THIAGO SILVA, Aleksander Kolarov, Ledly King, David silver, Vanpersie, luiz suarez, ) to mention but a few.

ChiSun27: Plz...i nid ur views on dis. I went 2 visit my frnd ydy been easta Sunday cus he told me dat he wil b @ hom but on getn dia i ws told by d younga sista dat he traveld very early in d mwanin...i doubtd ha n dcidd 2 kal him...yle on fon wit him he lied 2 me dat he tuk his galfrnd 2 d beach...i jst laffd n cut off d kal...so afta lytl dzcusn wit his lytl sis....i made an attempt 2 leav....but she pleaded wit me 2 stay a lytl longa...afta much hesitatn i dcidd 2 stay 4 sm tym (al dis yle...we wia at d veranda). Afta 30 mns PHCN brot dia easta lyt n as at dis tym it was arnd 6pm....i stil made a muv 2 go but she insistd dat I stay wit ha until wen she's rdy 2 slp...d nxt thng she did was 2 lock d door...dis was wen I strtd sensn som signs....2 cut d long story short....yle we wia watchn Nollywood film 2geda...som body cntact was made btw us n as a guy (gentle one) i reponded 2 d natural arosed hormones but it ended up in cwiouz smoochn.

She wntd me 2 kom ova 2dy... But i declined by givn ha xcuziz n promisd ha tmrw...d p is dat am scared cus i dnt wnt 2 ruin d rltnshp dat exist btw me n d broda even thou he lied 2 me.

Or shud I jst go ahed n regista b4 she strts categorizn me as a learner?

@ Op what r u registering? Is the teller u used to deposit money in the bank or are u registering for the new admission u got in d university? Dnt tell me its a human being u r refering to

steffans: Na d Govt Pour d Rain?

Btwn... Has d govt not bin feeding dem since last year


If otherwise, 3k is low as 139 milla giving by d state govt...

E buru ozu onye ozo o di ka o bu anu ka ebu. Pray dat such disaster doesnt befall u. Then u'll understand

AVISENNA: Please could someone really advice me cause i think i'am in love with my cousin

Op is a palmwhine tapper, He taps anytin dat looks like whine to him. @ OP, Have u heard of generational curse ? Beta Reframe ur mind b4 its late !!!

ambrosini593: A girl just told me now. Please what do I do? She initially told me that she had no boyfriend, but now she is telling me she has and that I should be her number 2 or leave. I need your candid advice. Although I like her very much. Even if I accept how do I win her? Is she pulling my legs?

If you r not comfortable with playing number 2 why not tell her. As for me ma favourite wing is No4 cos am a defensive midfielder. May be u shuld try partnering me in midfield joor. Please tell her u want the number 10 jersey joor.

Arsenate: Seriously, I find it sexy.

Me too, dats if d babe no get K-leg o. It looks sweet on dark ladies with curves. Wish u can c wat am thinking !!

clem2love: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME FOR THE PAST 2OTH YEARS OF EXP IN GIRLS ISSUE'S I HAVE NEVER FOR ONCE TOAST A LADY RATHER I GET THEM BY COMING CLOSER TO THEM WITH A NICE ATTITUDE BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIOSHIP BEGIN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP ENDS ASWELL.

I HOPE THIS CAN ASWELL HELP THOSE THAT CANNOT FACE LADY TO SPEAK THERE MIND TO JUST BE SIMPLE. I LEANT THIS FROM A VERY NAUTY GIRL OFF MINE.

Same tin i do and it has been working for me. Fact is it helps me build very sweet bond wit d gal in question.

temmy.m3:
CHEI.. Mehnnn u dont wanna know. The ever first time i bought it was not funny, i had to drive so far away from my area. Took me a whole hour to find a pharmacy cos i wasnt so used to the area i drove to. and when i did. i parked so far away from there, waalked down and saw some customers inside, i had to pretend as if i was making a call outside just to let the customers get what they want and get the f**k out, Dem no commot for there until after 15min, i no know wetin dem dey buy. after they left i just bounced in, Asked d guy for Gold circle and he nodded with one stupid smile like "hmmmm..Brossss" i just looked away and when he brought d stuff i just put his money on the table and walked out before another customer see wetin i dey buy. I forgot to ask how much was it before paying and leaving. Don't blame me, it was my first time then

Hmmn, just d same tin i do, r u sure we aren't twins ?

berem: why all these jargons you just wrote? Am sure your girlfriend is not as beautiful as that chic! So until she n.aked for pisure before you go know say she sexy? Afam sef..... na wa to you o!

@ afam u r right, she is not sexy. C her face nah and her wrinkled laps for the other pics.

How is this gal fine for cying out loud? Abeg give me Ini edo and Nadia Buhari anytime anyday. But if i wan marry, Na chioma chukwuka o, dat babe na correct wifey. I dey envy d Husby

iykmora: why is SHE Smiling?

she is probably in ectasy

pDude: He has no responsibility. He isn't married to her. If the girl wants gifts, she should go and work.


Why is it always in Nigeria that a girl thinks she can laze around and expect a guy to fulfil her every need because she has one watery t0t0

Nonsense

Pdud, U r so so on point, Let her go and work !

fubbyy: I have said time without number that am worst than animal, I own ipad but as long as that 1 is owned by a woman, me go corner am

@ fubby u no go kill me o. U mean say u be Animal ? LWKMD

rodeo0070: Seconded. No time for national rubbish. Kick her furking arss out...

Me too, Kick her ass jari, No tym for national rubbish !!

rodeo0070: Seconded. No time for national rubbish. Kick her furking arss out...

Me too, Kicj her ass jari, No tym for national rubbish !!

Dee60: come up with a better question, please.

But this is a very sensible question, Its you that needs to come up with a better answer

fubbyy: Am still confused about girls and concept of 5ex, they sound as if 5ex is a favour to a guy but during the act they enjoy it most..

fubbyy: Am still confused about girls and concept of 5ex, they sound as if 5ex is a favour to a guy but during the act they enjoy it most..

fubbyy: Am still confused about girls and concept of 5ex, they sound as if 5ex is a favour to a guy but during the act they enjoy it most..

Dnt mind them, dis is exactly wat i hate most abt gals. Dia pretence. Anyways na for guys wey get time to pack and watch dem form. Anyways i have my ways round dem, No lady forms 4me wit dat issue. Me no dey look face

@ poster who told u dat, Wait till ma friend mayor jam u, He go even date u come date ur fat busty neigbour join. He no dey carry fat people play o. U neva jam

@ rapmeastro, come n complete this story o, Am stuck here, i can't even go front or back

@ rapmaestro, U don kill me o, i luv dis ur style o. I luv to c people fall in love genuinely n naturally. It givs me joy. Nt d fakeness i c dese days