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Career › Need Lawyers In The House by carnal(op): 2:56pm On Jan 18, 2010
If you are a lawyer in the house pls indicate here
Family › In Need Of A Lawyer by carnal(op): 12:11pm On Jan 18, 2010
I have a friend who is in need of a lawyer who can assist to handle a divorce case,pls send details to majekkari@rocketmail.com
Health › Re: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by carnal: 9:37am On Jan 18, 2010
My wife is pregnant about 8wks now but she experienced a little pain for about two days thereafter the pain went down and now she is experiencing blood stain,just drop o and its once.pls advise what she can do.
Autos › Re: Need Nigeria Driven Crv For Sale by carnal: 5:01pm On Jan 15, 2010
I have 2004 model for sale
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Quit Bitchin' And Apply For These Jobs Already. Don't Forget To Thank Me Later! by carnal: 11:18am On Dec 30, 2009
abeg na who be the moderator here wey de cancel job postings ?abeg mak u restore am oooo abi the vacancy get k-leg?
Properties › Urgent Need Of Two-three Bedroom Flat In Portharcourt. by carnal(op): 2:14pm On Dec 29, 2009
Pls I urgently need two-three bedroom flat in PORTHARCOURT (WOJI,ELEKAHIA,STADIUM ROAD,RUMUOMASI ETC) with average electricity
send details to anjola9ja@yahoo.com
Politics › Re: Northwest Flight 253 Leg-bomber Is Son Of Dr.umaru Abdul Muttalab, by carnal: 10:20am On Dec 28, 2009
mak all of una get ready for some serious body cavity searches next time you travel.i tell you henceforth we wont find it funny atall especially on international routes.
Culture › Re: Traditional Marriage Issues? by carnal: 11:58am On Dec 17, 2009
well i dont know your reasons but traditional wedding is a must in african setting because this is where you settle the bride price and do other traditions rites attached to that occassion so therefore i doubt if you can skip it maybe you can only delay it infact i had a friend who did just white wedding and court yet the family of the lady didnt recognise that their daughter was married until he fulfilled the tradition rites.
Events › Re: What Will Your Wedding Cost? by carnal: 8:47am On Dec 17, 2009
for the weddin we spent a little over a 700k including the tradtional rites because we kept it low key but the ring itself cost close to half a million,my wife told me she wants that expensive ring because its once in a life time and since we can both afford it we went for it.
Romance › Re: Can A Wealthy Man Ever Find True Love? by carnal: 11:54am On Dec 16, 2009
i will tell u exactly what i did before i got married,i disguise myself,rented a one room apartment in lagos,borrowed a friends toyota celica 1980 ooo made sure AC de sha then i started the project and i tell u my broda afta one year i got the deal sealed,my wife got upset but she later understood my reasons.
Autos › Re: Get The Cleanest Tiger Face Honda Bullet(europe) In Ph For Christmas by carnal: 8:11am On Dec 15, 2009
@opyabs,i guess u are new to nairaland pls go check the price of the car in the major market and re-fix ur price cos its not reasonable atalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Family › Re: How To Spice Up Your Marriage by carnal: 12:32pm On Dec 11, 2009
Date each other as if you weren't married. Dress up, wear make up, cologne/perfume. Recreate your early years. Meet each other on site and pretend as though you're meeting for the first time–or have your partner pick you up from work or home. The whole idea is to go all out.
Family › Re: Married and Engaged Members Thread by carnal:
I got married
Culture › Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by carnal: 3:53pm On Dec 10, 2009
I feel embarrassed to narrate an experience I had with an aboki okada rider few days ago.

Driving home after work along Sinari Daranijo/Akin Ogunlewe street in VI last week, my brake had some fault. I could still manage it home but I was too afraid to take risk. So I called my mechanic whose shop was, fortunately, close to the place and he drove the car to his shop. It was around 8pm and I was already furious that I will have to go home(to Ajah) by public transport. I called one aboki okada guy to take me home i.e from VI to Ajah. We had not gone far(just nearing New Market/Oniru) before he fell into the hands of Policemen who arrested him for riding Okada after 7 pm. His bike was seized. He started barking at me as If na me send am. He ordered that I will not leave the spot until I get his Okada for him. I was so furious. WTF, na me send u say make u dey ride Okada for night? He held my cloth and started dragging me, swearing that i will not leave teh spot. Because he saw me in suits, he thought I was a complete gentleman. How can a small boy be harrassing me like this? For what? Is it because I am in suits? Is it because I'm speaking English?
While the noise was going on, a commercial danfo going to Ajah came and I boarded it. The guy tried to prevent me from entering the bus and was pulling me. I was so angry that I betrayed the suits I had on and threw professionalism to the thrash bin. I booted him several times and hit him with my clippers, which case I was holding. People were shouting ''don't fight with aboki. They can kill. They don't value their life, bla bla" but I was deaf to all that. The guy fell and the danfo driver moved on. He stood up and ran after us. If the guy had been successful at dragging me out of the bus, maybe I would have died now, because with the way I hit him, if was able to handle any dangerous object, it would have been a different tale now. I'm not proud of such 'corporate thuggery' but at times people think you are a fool when you appear refined.
A friend of mine who work on the island had the same experience,being the a karate red belter though works in the bank,the guy came down from the bus,remove his suit and beat the blue day light out of the okada rider while lagosians stand and watch the nollywood,meanhwile the don mak enuff noise on how he will beat my friend and people were infact begging in but as soon as my friend boarded the bus,he insulted him in hausa calling him tif tif men when we go station go collect my friend the police de infact hail him but giving the guy enuff beating to keep him quite.
Family › Re: What Is It Like To Have A Brother? by carnal: 8:07am On Dec 10, 2009
my own wahala is how is it like to have a sister or sisters,we are all male children 8 of us and while growing up our house was hammer house of horror,i know the advantage of having brothers,u=you dare not touch me as my older brothers will kill you since i havppen to be number 7 in line,it was fun they treated me well and beat me well too at those times i feel stubborn,i remember an experience where they dealt with me mercilessly during one of those times daddy and mummy travelled,they tied me to the bed and they all went to sleep just imagine that but those were sweet memories i must tell you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bank Marketing Job (128k) Or Engineering Job (100k)? by carnal: 9:50am On Dec 09, 2009
my best advise for u is to take the engineering job,i work in biggest oil and gas compnay in the world and i understand what it means building a career on the engineering line,however what is this indigenous compnay into,what kind of projects do they do,who are their clients in the oil sector?sorry am asking these questions but it will assist me to do an assessment of what they can offer,let me pain a scenerio we have projects that will last up to 20yrs they have been given to some indigenous companies in nigeria and some of these companies have an entry level of well over 200k for further info you can send me a mail at anjola9ja@yahoo.com as i can assist you to check updates on any indigenous oil company and their strenght
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Experienced Driver In Abuja by carnal: 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2009
call this number 07041560192 babjide is the name of the person,he is good and cool headed
Jobs/Vacancies › If You Need Driver,pls Contact Me by carnal(op): 11:20am On Nov 23, 2009
if you need driver in the house pls contact me on anjola9ja@yahoo.com
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Hiv Positive, I Love Her And Still Want To Go On With The Marriage by carnal:
I agree with tsmith completely
Travel › Re: Has Anyone Traveled From London To Lagos With Air Morocco? by carnal: 2:22pm On Oct 26, 2009
I have had two personal experience with air maroc,pls go ahead book your flight and enjoy one of the best Africa has got to offer.
Politics › Re: 2011: "PDP Must Win Kano, Lagos’" by carnal: 3:02pm On Oct 23, 2009
If PDP win all the all the states,all the states oooo they will never win lagos,because lagosians are die hard ready not even what fashola is doing presently
Romance › Re: Would You Date/marry An Older Girl? why or why not? by carnal:
lucky me you won't even notice it in my case
Romance › Re: I Tend To Love My Girl Friend More Than My Wife by carnal: 10:07am On Oct 22, 2009
my advise as one who has been married for 9yrs is that what you are feeling for gf is only for the time,its moreorless what she does to you on the bed believe me you dont love her and possibly your wife isnt doing but my best advise is teach your wife that thing you enjoy from gf and you will see the difference and beauty in your wife
Romance › Re: Are You Regretting You Marriage Or Relationship? by carnal: 1:31pm On Oct 21, 2009
oh boy u try ooo na only u PELUMI ISHOLA did this tohuh?
Travel › Re: Visa Agent by carnal: 11:26am On Oct 20, 2009
Sorry my broda i am not introducing any agent to anyone here,i am just giving you a fair instant,let me be more open here,i work in an oil and gas company and the agent am talking about works directly with these people infact its a company owned by a briton in nigeria.My company use the agent to secure our travel papers and other stuffs while we are also open to use the agent privately.
Travel › Re: Visa Agent by carnal: 9:05am On Oct 20, 2009
u hv made a big mistakes my broda,hw on earth can u give money to anyone to process a visa?i have an agent who i have been using for 5 yrs ,5yrs now who do the needful as regards securing visas for me,our arrangement is always give me ur passport,bring the visa and i pay him shikena and he has never failed me for 5yrs.so why wasting ur time and money,u fell for scam sacmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Celebrities › Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by carnal: 8:50am On Oct 20, 2009
That is her most recent pix. I have never been a fan of her too since people use her as a tool saying 4 kids 4kids but i am also sure she has done the right thing for looking these of late
Celebrities › Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by carnal: 8:01am On Oct 20, 2009
This is omotola's latest pix,so what do ya all think?i have always been one who dont send about her but until late that i saw these pix,i was lik wow.I jus hope our celebrities can really spend enuogh time on their work-out and not just what they wear

Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by carnal: 7:42am On Oct 20, 2009
pls assist me medication for two friends who also suffering from staphylococcus aureus ,pls send etails to anjola9ja@yahoo.com
Health › Re: We Perform Surgeries With Torch Lights - Doctors by carnal: 1:13pm On Oct 15, 2009
I respect doctors in nigeria,because if u visit the hospitals and see what our doctors are going through then you will hv no reasons than hail them.

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