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Ishilove:
Where you wan see me from that your desert?

It has been long I heard from her but based on her pictures on Instagram she should be fine.

make desert comot ur slippers dia! Pls, the only time I see desert is when I go to Dubai on leisure or fun trip(don't even try to doubt me).
Lagos na like my backyard now. I alway come.

Instagram geng! Good to know she's fine.

FarahAideed:
Hasn't Miyetti Allah said worse even on TV ?

give us the video.

FlordFlorez:
So it took u more than 24hours to debunk it. We aren't all fools/zombies. U will pay for what u said when the time is ripe.

Modified: Some urchins with very little & ineffective cortex are mentioning me. They wants to drag me to the mud. I won't grant them the honour of quoting them back. But i want to ask them this: haven't this group in the past made more devastating statements worse than this? If u are a fulani asslicker and u mention me again, u will die untimely death.

oga, he reacted on thursday and it happened on that very day. His reaction won't get to u on time because that won't make newspapers to sell.

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahahaha!!!

God epp you

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahahaha!!!

God epp you

I suppose see you sef. How far your friend?

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahahaha!!!
God epp you

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahahaha!!!
God epp you

I suppose you sef. How far your friend?

Collonn:
lol but I meant what I said though

the way u started the post and ended it on an advisory note is what i find funny.

smiliyB:
Your life will be filled with lots of sad news from media and kinda one side... it'll be best to spice it up with a lil movie and music in between...life shouldn't be over serious biko, add it up with something light

And I just lost a potential girlfriend due to my program schedule. Una see wetin i de talk abi.
I actually use that activity to stay happy. I feel very lazy to start a movie...though I pick interest some minutes into it. Time to start is what I don't have.
I'm a staunch lover of the game of football.

Ishilove:
Lol. You cannot date a Bible thumper like me

Seriously though, a woman who shares your interests will not find you boring.

I heard bible thumpers are good.

Ishilove:
Lol. You cannot date a Bible thumper like me

Seriously though, a woman who shares your interests will not find you boring.

I heard bible thumpers are good.
That woman is hard to find, except of course if i'm going to go for a mini hairless ezekwesili.
There's this one i've met, little thing and she begin to say 'soyinka, u don de blow grammar'

Ishilove:
Easier postulated than practiced.

when you won't date me, why won't u say what's postulation and what's practiceable. Girls won't find me fun to be with because in the morning(4am-6am), I jst find articles to read. Then navigate btw channels, AIT, TVC, Arise news, till 11:30am. Then go on aljazeera to check news story, inside story, counting the cost, etc. Then to bbc to check hardTalk and then come back to tvc for journailist hangout and cap it with politics today on channels. Don't forget twitter and NL visit in between. Too busy now to follow all .
You can see what my gf will be going through.

Collonn:
Hmmmm, looks like my girlfriend’s handwriting though. If it is, baby I’m not dull o. In fact over sharp Dey worry me cos I listen more and talk less. I’ve tried many times to bring you closer and be my best friend but you believe it’s not yet time for me to know you. Even sometimes if I ask her some personal questions that can make us talk deep but instead she it’s either she avoid the topic or even sometimes she put it straight to me that I can’t know those infos yet. That we’re not yet married ��. But she want to know everything even the unseen dust in my shoe. But if that’s you “AJK” which my instinct tell me it is: feel free to talk to me. Been waiting for a time like this. But if it’s not, except your mind is made up already. Fix your relationship woman. You already know where the fault is. Joke with him, play with him, drive in those faults with the joke, go sober and ask questions.

funny guy.

athaliya:
Bad readers are bad writers, they hate to read same way they hate to write and I think it has gone beyond the habitual laziness and gotten embedded in the DNA.

As a teenager, I loved to read but severally had to stop when I began to get hot heads, pain in the eyes and headaches.
My cousin got migraines from too much solving of furthermaths and a super intelligent friend I know nearly ran mad no jokes. She was out of school for almost a year though some say it's spiritual but I see a pattern.

Before the likes of Chinua Achebe, Cyprian Ekwensi and co, in the late 90s and early 20s we've had no renown authors or even no authors at all. So reading and writing is quite new to the black mind. Still, to show our high untapped intelligence, in the first century we joined tge world of readers, we quickly produced nobel laureate contenders in that field

My humble observation...

NO observation can be truer than this. I couldn't have said it better.

cynosuree:
for example, I see a controversial post on social media that's been attracting attention. I screenshot and send to him, asks what his opinion is. It doesn't even require too much brain work, just tell me what you think.

His typical reply is "It's cool, I guess"

So I try to get him to be less vague by asking him to explain what he means.

And then he says something like "different strokes for different folks I guess" and then proceeds to ask what I think


I tell him, and he agrees with me... Next thing, "wyd"

the moment you mentioned stuff on social media, I knew you're the problem, not the guy. You must bugged him with the boring girly stories or fake facebook gist he has no interest in. That guy is smarter than you. I advised earlier based on the assumtion that you were finding him not connecting on deeper topic. You need to come up to his level and watch things change.

athaliya:
Lolz, exactly. The same culture they don't realised evolved a few hundreds of years. They don't want to change from the ways of their fathers but they don't want to roam around naked anymore as if the clothes they wear today are cultural.

The mind of the average black man is satiated as long as none around him is better than him and if he indeed sees any, he sees it as a threat to his ego and his first instinct is to pull it down.
Loyalty is scarce in this part of the world and they will readily abandon even their gods at the sign of trouble.
Let me stop bashing my people.

Pull him down syndrome(PHD) is common with black people and they hate reading.

cynosuree:
You don't have to be social to be able to contribute intelligently to a conversation. I'm an introvert, not social at all, and I can contribute to pretty much any topic

most guys who communicate very well and seems to be current on many issues/topic have flair for politics.,
I easily run out of what to say when i'm with girls because they won't discuss what I like and, I don't like what they like. They find me too quiet and they don't like it. Make your guy to watch political programmes, take him to quora and share link to articles or piece you've read and have him to review that with you to form a conversation. If he reads more, he'd find the urge to discuss more or will be willing to share his discovery.

potbelly:
Baba Hamza for just wait for him turn...

you're right. You know what he'll be seen as if he had rejected the offer. The party will punish him in the future if he comes to look for another office. Sanwo-olu might use any of his failures to rub off on him.

NGpatriot:
You are right, Hamza is better than Sanwo Olu, but the decision wasn't about religion, it was more about reconciliation and burying of the hatchet between Lagos APC faction and Abuja APC faction led by Fashola.

Hamza was the one fashola supported in 2015 and still stood by him in 2019. After Tinubu, fashola is another politician with political structure in lagos. They saw what they could achieve by having both men on the ticket, so they had to offer hamzat the deputy slot. They saw
they could use them to counter protest vote from ambode treatment and it worked.
If the agitation was to have a christian governor for the first timd and he served for 4 years and was voted out, if not replaced by a christian, u know what the narrative will be.

potbelly:
Even the new oniru dey wear mask...

Guys be safe out there... dont go out without your masks..

I wonder how many glasses baba sanwo get... e dey wear am to match him dress...

Meanwhile his deputy is always looking sad/lost... I wonder why...

Hamza should have been the governor, but religious consideration gave sanwo-olu the edge. Hamza is better than sanwo-olu based on their record of service.

Beautiful piece!
Suddenly, america is a religious nation despite their atrocities to the aboriginals of that land and to many nations of the world.
Africa is home to most stupid people on earth and most of these people are in Nigeria; people who see you dying and they're happy because you do not belong to their religion and they please their 'god' if they put you down.
Until we place development and human value above religion and ethnicity, we will remain poor and backward because those indices is what religion is about - development and and human value!
You painted every picture of trump in business and the dubious way he muscles his way through without recourse to morality and moral rules. There's a link here; people who support trump in nigeria share his value system. They can do anything for money - without thinking about morality and when they amass so much wealth from criminal sources, they turn to mouth God later. They are emotional and can easily be deceived by religion, even though they claim to be smarter than everyone.
Hate is a religious languge in their place - they please their religion and god by hating others. You can see why trump is never wrong in their book even if he's killing people.
We're religious and backward because we think we can deceive God and, he knows what's in our hearts.

Just like south sudan, that region houses some of the most violent people on earth. They appear to be a relative calm because they have the north as a common target. By the time they 'secede' , you'll see their true color.
You can see how they kill each other abroad;from bishop's issues leading to killing of worshippers at ozubulu, to those who lands brick on the head of their cousin in SA to kill them before everyone including the police - the story is the same everywhere.

if guardian newspaper can't be trusted to give the real news, then, fake news has taken the place in our society.
They know ipod youths are cheap and love fake news, they give them just that to get them to click the story, buy the newspapers and scream the possibility of having biafla.

TwoBottles:
Buhari will not like this..

you think you're doing buhari. You're doing yourself!

it's a disturbing thing to behold.

etzskillz:
That could be _jenjenlous_

who you? Who form you? you're tlying agaba? All-light. There will be a liaction.

He's war, he's not love.
The liquid metal himself.
Agaba ogbu enyi
indaboski bahose
He's not a pretender, unlike those holier than thou pastors who are using their footsoldiers to attack him and his style.
Sai agaba!

This is bad! No human should die for the actions of their ignorant country men.

Instead of obaseki to mobilize his supporters to prepare for the direct primary, he's deceiving himself with the indirect mode that will not stand before the law.
They'll will come out across the various party wards, vote and write figure and place obaseki a distant 4th and the result will be upheld while he holds his own at the stadium. Mumu man!

OritaIbadan, don't listen to the useless advice being given by those who want to feel like americans but living in a '3rd wall' country like nigeria.
You employed her based on competence and decency, and if you discover the latter is trully lacking and she has deceived you into believing she's decent, you can sack her. I hate religious deceit. Just come as your true self, i'll appreciate that more.
Why claim holy mary, while you are a 'halot'?
That girl can send her numerous boyfriends to attack you if you mess with her or she finds out you know her secret.
Pretend, watch her misbehave and have a good reason to sack her. Even in the US, some emloyers leave u with your private life, when they find out and discover that your private life would rub off on their organization, they lay you off.

Amotolongbo:
We should learn how to separate business from personal life.

She is your sales girl, relate with her strictly on business and show less concern on her personal life.

The way I’m reading your message, there is already a growing emotion in you already towards the girl, the reason you felt so highly disappointed and wanna lay her off, not because she is underperforming but the way she chose to live her life, which should be less of your concern.

In as much she is performing her responsibilities to your satisfaction and not using her “wayward” life to affect your business like she did the first time she went for abortion, leave her alone.

The only reason why you can lay her off is if she goes on abortion again and that makes her to take a time out of work and underperforming.

It's easier to give advice when you're not the one directly affected. As if you'll condone such - except u're a very loose girl like that young girl. Pretenders everywhere!

Those guys are mad. If you make too much noise, the hdqtr can be shifted to abuja.
Abdulsalam sef. You create agency, u come go put the head office for minna - that sleepy town.

RuudVanNisteroy:
What will be the state of South Africa,Botswana and Namibia if they were ruled by Nigerian leaders like Buhari,Obasanjo,Saraki,Abdulsalami,Tinubu,Atiku,Amaechi,Wike,Fayose,Ganduje and the political class in PDP,APC and APGA?

SA wasn't built by southafricans.

TMKsouth:
I've noticed this tendency, especially with what goes on in South Africa. The locals are called lazy because they don't delve in criminality like the Nigerians - drugs, fraud, prostitution, cellphone theft, etc. Nigerians view this as a weakness.

u are a southafrican.

kick trump out!