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ur comments most times makes me laugh uncontrollably.... u must be from the clowns descendants

Vyzz:


Of all the leaders there....

Putin na the baddest guy

plus that North Korea guy bad wel wel too

smal para wey dem youths para giv dem F.G Don dey get sense smal smal 😂😂😂

u Neva stil wan marry stil u want make we advice u the same time, if I may ask for Wat exactly are we to advice you??

the red baret plus the freedom fighter symbol.....anyway shaaa shebi una talk say nah drown this one drown??
rip ogboni cartel

and sen hope has been showing images of more than seven roads he has worked and commissioned since he entered office meanwhile nah pure lie baby nah wetin provoke this ones be that

if yhu think say ur head strong Aba people go tell yhu say dem be militants on their own.

I Don find am too tire

after all the denial then the real truth is coming out glaring crystal clear even to a blind man....for goodness sake all this leaders and political jagabans should know this 21st century most average teen in this Era is well computerised that technology is made easier,consistent and convenient to our disposal than the world many years before....see how the youths take count ordinary time interval soilders take move from their barracks to the said tollgate.
Even wen sum1 went live on Instagram and was showing us Wat exactly was happening live dem stil talk say the video nah photoshopped...All those people crucifying D.j switch are just bunch of Evil minded persons....I'm proud to be of this generation who wishes not to cover Bad and evil biddings in disguise

they should have averted all this before the whole matter started getting dangerous...shebi nah dem hijack the protest by gathering hoodlums for us, wetin dem expect....no time to start to dey para for youths.

so they even shot people at the first, why all the denial by the shooters and the shootee....sorry the governor
they carried some dead bodies away?
those that was stil breathing too, pls my question is this, where are those who stil had an atom of life in them?
where they medically attended to or they were also sent to go meet their creator as to sweep their evil deeds under the carpet?
Nigeria has shown the whole world how ruthless thier country and its political system has been since day1
many more truth is on the way coming let's all watch and see what happens next.

this people has made us look like miscreants in the eyes of other countries.....Giant of Africa indeed, let's fold our hands and watch out how things will unfold.

no be only swat 😂😂😂

how much to be payed after winning?

is alright, International flight duty almost fully resumed when educational sector is yet to make a move.

Congratulations to you ma'am

NevetsIbot:
His character?


* perfect temperament. Khal will show no sign of aggression until you attack someone from his family or a random kid. The real hero.

*He'd back up an intruder into a corner and stay there with him until someone from inside comes to let him in.

* You're a friend if you talk to anyone in his family... Should you start a fight even after being accepted by him.. You're a threat.

I was out with him on a walk when I met someone I know... We stood to have a talk while Khal sat quietly beside me... Another man joined and along the line, he said "But this your dog seems stupid... He didn't bark at me when I came"

I asked him if that was his orientation of what a good dog is and asked him to push my chest and see what the dog would do".... Hahahah

* Visits every one in their room every morning and has a quick morning nap on my bed.

* Understands every command you can think of... Go out, too rough., bad boy, good boy, stay, go, Call Peter... Etc

* If he needs to urinate, he'd pick his belt up and bring it to anyone to take him out.

* He's friends with chickens... And will stand his ground when we meet any other dog that wants to attack him... His massive head has always discouraged any other dog though.

Attached Is a picture of Khal after a quick bath and another picture of Khal and Peter having a Bro moment at a balcony

I'm a dog lover but there's no how I will ever think of making a rot my indoor close paddy
I prefer German Shepard biko

pocohantas:
Why do they do this? What are they hiding? It is annoying, stressful and scares clients away. Maybe I am wrong and it actually works for them. Any of them here should please explain to me the idea behind this.

I have once bought this cottage fresh black soap from a girl in my university for 2k through this d.m for price means
after like buying from her five or six times saw my Lil cousin sis who's in same uni too with me post same products and stated her price as #1.400 I nearly mad.
I understood that it was business so I moved on but currently if I see d.m for price aunty or brother if u like sell ur products one Naira I'm not coming to ur d. m

I can't see any download link

DICKstractor:



On a sunny day, when sun rays continuously hit my face, my face becomes more mean and I have a broad shoulders and my walking step like someone that's going for a fight. You can imagine how my personality will be misinterpreted by people who ain't close to me

I get the point though.

IamGinger:
You try joor but behavourial objectives and entry behavior dey miss
.
Plus summary, conclusion, assignment .Instructional material and Evaluation is very important....
See as school lockdown dey make me forget things but e no hard

teaching skills e.g, stimulus variation, illustration, use of examples, question and answers, planned repetition etc

objectivity....at the end of the lesson the students should be able to;
cognitive domain:the students should be able to define respiratory system without making any mistake.
psycho motive domain:the students should be able to know identify atleast three to four different types of respiratory system
affective domain:with the help of a good diagram(instructional material) the students should be perfectly able to identify what respiratory system looks like.
note:the best entry behaviour should be story telling coz most students love that part, make sure the story ur telling is related to the topic to be treated and ur objectives should be stated clearly what you wish to achieve at the end of the lesson
Closure:
Evaluation :
Assessment :



or something like this
Learning Objectives
After this lesson, students will be able to:
explain the function of the respiratory system
describe process of respiration
demonstrate understanding of respiratory system by
creating a model
Length:
50 minutes
Materials
Copies of the text lesson
Shared image of respiratory system
Small red balloons
Drinking straws
Blue and red yarn
Glue
Heavy paper, such as card stock
Glue, scissors, crayons, and other art supplies
Instructions
Tell students they will be learning about the respiratory
system and ask them to prepare their notebooks
accordingly.
Pass out copies of our lesson Respiratory System:
Function & Physiology.
With students, read the first section Take a Breath. As
you read, have students follow along with taking breaths
and noticing their physiology.
Ask students to silently read the Function section, then
ask:
Why do all living things need to undergo cell
exchange?
Why do humans have a complex gas exchange
system?
What is the job of the respiratory system?
Which other system is necessary for gas exchange
in humans?
Curriculum Standards
NGSS Structure, Function, and Information Processing
Standard: MS-LS1-3
Use argument supported by evidence for how the body is a
system of interacting subsystems composed of groups of
cells.
CCSS.ELA-Literacy.RST.6-8.3
Follow precisely a multistep procedure when carrying out
experiments, taking measurements, or performing technical
tasks.
CCSS.ELA-Literacy.RST.6-8.4
Determine the meaning of symbols, key terms, and other
domain-specific words and phrases as they are used in a
specific scientific or technical context relevant to grades 6-8
texts and topics.

RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON.

1. MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


2. TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


3. EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.

lesson plan and not a lesson note

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Dragg my afternoon weed... while i read comments to seek for knowledge
But my mind dey tell me say Bros op never go tertiary institutions or rather you fit don graduate but nor be faculty of education
If not you for Sabi prepare lesson note and plan because education students for university that year dey do teaching practice or rather them dey go for teaching practice before them graduate
Anyway...what do i know....am just a weed smoker, a drunkard and a pussy banger

forget weed matter
point dey ur cappings

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/08/30/8-important-sis-code-every-lady-must-follow/

number three and number 8 are just way much for me swallow just like that, girls that will be envying their fellow girls just Cox the Bobo hold enough rubbers, dem go even mislead their so called grlfrnd wen she loose guard dem Don move on with the Bobo.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

pure truth......that sis code is rubbish, most of all this girls can go extreme miles to be ahead of their fellow species they call sisters

DICKstractor:
My default facial expression is like that of someone that of not laughed since 19BC. People mistake me for a total saddist. It when they come close to me that they will realize that I'm a sweet loving guy with a great sense of humor

same with me, there was a time my lecturer called me foolish in class after lectures I went to see him in his office Cox of another issue with my usual straight face omoh my lecturer wan Cox drama dat day ooh....he was like Williams sorry for telling you that in class today. he even portrayed me as a cultist that I'm always mean to an extent he asked which frat I was playing.....long story short Wat he thought of me was never even close to who exactly I was.
Las Las we vibed and laughed he even told me about some of my female course mates who he has flirted with.

Xda59:
My exact experience but my solution is breaking my legs lose because I already know they are crossed. It happens even during the day even when I am sitting down, once my legs are crossed, within moments I will start drifting into sleep and as soon as I shut my eyes the fight for survival begins. Now I already know what triggers mine so I always try to keep my legs wide apart in any relaxing position.

this days i will buy that oil and pour some into my small perfume bottle....i even take it along with me anywhere I'm going to, if I should notice anytin strange around me....i hav dz gift wen a non human passes me might not see it but immidietly u will see Goose bumps all over my body from head to toe, dz days wen Eva that happens I Don bring out my St Micheal's oil spray before man pikin go jam all this set of wickedest spirits wey me no fit stand.

Xda59:
My exact experience but my solution is breaking my legs lose because I already know they are crossed. It happens even during the day even when I am sitting down, once my legs are crossed, within moments I will start drifting into sleep and as soon as I shut my eyes the fight for survival begins. Now I already know what triggers mine so I always try to keep my legs wide apart in any relaxing position.

If I wish to Cross my legs, twist it, hang it or better still sleep in the baddest position ever nothing will happen as long as my Oil is close to me....just go and buy that Angel Micheal oil it helps chase away bad bad spirits.

Slurity:
I WILL GIVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT THAT WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. FROM NOW ON, MAKE SURE YOUR ROOM DOOR HAS A DOOR CURTAIN AND ALWAYS SLEEP FACING THE CURTAIN. NEST TIME YOUR FEEL HAVE SLEEP PARALYSIS AS YOU CALL IT AND IMMEDIATELY YOU STRUGGLE TO WAKE UP JUST LOOK STRAIGHT TO THE DOOR CURTAIN AND NEVER BLINK YOUR EYES. YOU WILL SEE THE SPIRIT LEAVING THE ROOM WITH A PUSH ASIDE SIGN ON THE CURTAIN AS IF SOMEONE IS LEAVING THE ROOM. NOTE THAT THE CURTAIN WILL PULL ASIDE OR OUTSIDE. KINDLY NOTE THAT THE PERSON THAT IS DOING THE EVIL PLAY WITH YOU IS ALSO SLEEPING SOMEWHERE NOT FAR FROM YOUR HOUSE. There are some sleeping position that make your body assessible by the spirit. Dont sleep facing up directly, dont sleep with your hands cross behind your head and dont cross your led while you sleep. IT IS A DEEP SPIRITUAL MANIPULATION. PRAY AGAINST IT. SHALLOM!

exactly.......during my own days of having such encounter I was curious of going deep to know everything about it with some coarse salt and black vinegar hypothesis of a thing local man saw things that was not meant to be seen......i have this Gift when I'm around anything that is a non living thing I can tell,I was opportuned to escape this tormenting spirits most times wen I'm not fast asleep by running for my Angel Micheal oil wen ever I have dat feelings something extra ordinary is about to happen.

manychallenges:
I first experienced it when I was so young, I think when I was just around 6 years old, it was few minutes after we finished vigil in church, yeah, I first experienced it right inside the church. I was just lying there conscious but I couldn't moved any parts of my body but after few seconds, I regained my freedom, and till now I haven't told anyone about it.

And since then, I've been experiencing sleep paralysis but not everyday, maybe once or twice in months, even sometimes weeks.

And I always felt someone or creature or spirit pinning me down, it always very difficult for me to do anything or move at all despite the fact that am awake, this ain't exaggeration, I always feels/felt someone pinning me down during the periods.

This morning own was something else, it was as if the someone is into me somehow, I slept on my side, and I felt someone pinning me down from back like aggressively cuddling me. It was horrified. My asshole is even doing me somehow or its just my mind playing trick. Only heard about spirit wife, is there gay spirit as well?

I don't sleep naked and am a male of 26. Is sleep paralysis normal or my own could be spiritual? Am a Christian but not "real" Christian like that, only go to church once awhile.

God should just have mercy on me, I've been going through a lot couple challenges and this is even least of them.

What do you think?

you might think is normal until you would encounter the worst of them all
oga believe it or not sleep paralysis to an extent is a spiritual attack why bcoz most times u would be awake but when that spirit comes around u, it subdues u to been half unconscious and starts dealing with you.
there was a time when I do have that experience, morning, afternoon even at nights but it too much I had to look for a remedy. most times when that thing wants to happen I would have this feeling that something strange just entered my room..........this days wen ever I have such feelings I rush up asap and grab my Angel Micheal and spray it like a mad man......the spirit go Japa.

pyyxxaro:
Wish something similar could happen in the ZOO



IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

e go be like Barça vs Bayern 😂😂😂

TheRealProphet:
when last u step ur feet for owerri?

oga dem never work anything for Douglas road biko
thoes ones dem mention self nah minor roads wey no reach 5km
make dem go work poly/ihiagwa road
nekede road down to weathral junction
portharcourt road
iicc/freedom square road