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Elock1:
Abuja oh

If you know where u can get the SWAT official mobile no, pls get it and make a call. Nigeria is so backward honestly. Imagine storming a facility and arresting some people without warrant. A whistle blower might have informed the SWAT of some robbery about to take place which they misinterpreted or maybe the SWAT team entered the wrong place and arrested the wrong people. Things dey happen oo. I've been a victim of been arrested without cause just by walking the street.

helinues:
Bro , I am not saying you are joking but let's face reality.. Are they the only one who had meeting in the whole Abuja this weekend?

Why didn't police arrest others and tagged them Ipobs

You're so naive. It's so bad u don't even know the kind of things that happen in Nigeria

helinues:
What was your brother also doing in a gathering of proscribed group..

Leave the story of them being tagged as Ipobs, they are

If u don't have meaningful thing to say, just close ur mouth and stop displaying your dumbness

DropsMic:
Fashioned by icebox.. A jewelry company owned by Arabs.

If you go through the pictures on their IG page you will understand why the rest of the world see blacks as efulefus

Blacks are the major patronizers of chains. It suits our colour and swag.

I'm hardly seeing iPhones here. But sha OPPO Reno 3 206k

msakhere:
Living in a stroey building where my neighbor will not prepare super/dinner on time, but will prefer to be pounding yam at late hours. We no dey fit sleep, always tum tum tum.

Hahahah This cracked me up

JBRichard:
I am a student studying nursing in Nigeria. I got a lot of recommendations and commendations when I settled down for this course. I was bred up to be a Medicine and Surgery student. I was advised to choose this because it's professional and not lengthier and can end up with a good job abroad or even here by God's grace. Plus as it stands now, I don't want to waste so much time in school in order to settle down and get a good job and do something for myself.

But when people hear of my course the somehow fumble. I get belittled. I am a guy.... Is there something wrong with studying this or should I change??
I wanted to study Biochem but I was chastised against it

Because I'm starting to wonder why I don't see male nurses..... I met one man and he eyed me from top to bottom. Another individual said I don't know what I want to become.
Another shouted ABOMINATION!!!!!
I've already gained admission oooo....
I'm bewildered....
Haven't seen male nurses in Naija before....
Chineke!!! �

WELCOME TO THE NURSING PROFESSION. Where you'll meet Nursing Jurisprudence, Foundation of Nursing, & d rest. Male nurses are dominating now o and they are more favoured than female nurses. Don't give a fvck about what People think, just do what u love and rip the glory of it. After you're done with ur council exam, u can stay and work for 2yrs or so then u apply for UK or Australia Nursing Exam

There's nothing new again to watch in Hollywood. But honestly I don't know why we criticise Nigerian movies, forgotten that every country has their own pattern of creating movies. Philippines, Korea, India, USA, all have their own unique style. If u want Nigeria to act like the Americans then u re smoking the highest shit. If u like Foreign movies, fine. Good for u. Don't come and be lamenting how Nollywood movies are wack. You know when you smoke weed, it makes you happy, High, sometimes calm and u love the feeling it gives right? But when you taste cocaine, u immediately stop weed cos u've got something that gives you a greater feeling. That's how movies work in our brain. Since we started watching Top notch Marvel, DC, warnerbros movies and ko we begin to develop a strong feeling for it thereby shunning Nigerian movies.

Meanwhile any producer in the house should alert me, I have a movie script that will wow the world

PCG001:
мтcнeew....... ѕeх ѕceneѕ wey deм no dey ѕнow real weт peneтraтιon ιѕ a waѕтe oғ тιмe тo мe
even тнe мojo wey ι geт ғor мy pнone wнen ι waтcнed once e dey ιrrιтaтe мe, мayвe вecaυѕe ι don'т lιĸe repeaтιng мovιeѕ
ι woυld raтнer download мore мojo тнan nollywood even нollywood roмanтιc мovιeѕ dey ιrrιтaтe мe lιĸe ѕнιт
na only нollywood, вollywood e.т.c ;
нorror
acтιon
advenтυre
тнrιller
мovιeѕ dey ѕнarĸ мe aparт ғroм мy мojo мovιeѕ
noтe; ι geт υp тo 400мojo'ѕ вeғore na deleтιng мaĸe aм reacн тнιѕ level

Lol u na Baba. Should I tell u why after watching a porn video, it doesn't excite you anymore, instead u go for more and more. And besides my favourite porn is Step sis seducing or blackmailing step brother

anybody that say living in Nigeria is better than US or UK doesn't have the foresight to be there

This exchange nonsense u guys do to justify things that are expensive is absurd. UK has its own currency and value same as Nigeria naira.

This is an absurd comparison. They earn more in the UK and such they are able to pay for the services and still have some savings.

Do you know that your testosterone hormone plummet when you lose or support a team that eventually losses.

Goldbw122:
That car will depreciate in value, only land or investment that will increase in value...

Some luxury cars do increase in value, that's why u see some old 90s car auctioning for higher price

That chat and time frame isn't real jare. Moreover WhatsApp chat with someone clears if you haven't chat with the person for a long time

Jowizaza

Mrfintec:
And we are here searching for moon for sallah. Wahala dey

Lol I heard about, can u pls enlighten me why they wait for the moon to show b4 their festive

FREEMADNESS:
Na only u get friend wey own restaurant and boutique, which one you get

back to the topic



daily pay is ok for restaurant cox money must flow daily but boutique is not an everyday income so u don't expect me to be paying from my pocket everyday pending wen I make sales.



monthly salary Is still the best although I don't support salary work Cox it's slavery.

So what do u do

COWBOYFAN:
All they know is insults. Fools

Lol u said all they know, what are u classifying all as?

Kayberg:
Those tigers will remain pets till the day they have a taste of flesh. That is when their spirit of belonging to the wild will return to them.

That's why they are always protected as to avoid incident like that.

Imagine at this era we are stilling battling with provision of food. Igbos are dependent on the north for some foods and vice versa. Imagine if a state should have all the reliable resources for the provision of food without seeking from another state, rate of hunger would be 0.00001%

Forget oo, the most highest paid should be the Farmers, Teachers and Doctors.

This world would have been so peaceful if there were no men. Am I wrong? Upon say na Woman eat the forbidden fruit still na man wicked pass

Forget oo.. Social Media has made life interesting and hurtful. When there was no android or social media, people weren't oppressed by material things. We only see beautiful cars on the road and admire, that second. The Dopamine released from that is so little. Now we have social media, beautiful cars are everywhere and the more you look and admire, the more Dopamine is pumped into your system to want it and that fuels alternate measures to pursue that goal of getting it or Living like the rich. As day goes by people are leaving strenuous jobs to more easy illegal jobs that would make them rich. You define your existence with money forgetting that God said it's easier for an Elephant to pass through a needle hole than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.

Why others are buying luxury cars, I just need a portable car like Mercedes AMG 63, car that gives peace of mind

puyol005:
Instead of him to invest in golds, he busy dey invest in Ferrari mechanics

10yrs time that car will increase in value

Davido has been bagging endorsement deal lately even the ones meant for the younger Artist...oginidi

Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox

There's a reason why the name Ifeanyi was given. So stop misbehaving stupidly

Wow Futanari? They are rare

Pathokpo:
Op please stop asking stupid questions.

If it's stupid, kukuma leave the thread

Michealky:
Hahaha What about Oluwaseun, Lalasticlala, Linda ikeji all 3 Vs Jowizaza?

Jowizaza go buy all their blogs join and still dash dem money for their wedding

Omo, Davido nah, he's the biggest celebrity in Africa, the richest Artist in Nigeria, his daddy's billions, his Senator Uncles, his billionaire brother, and his friends will make Jowizaza wedding look like child's play. Although I know Jowizaza has more money than Davido but Davido wins this one