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Religion / Re: Should A Good Christian Drink Alcohol? by Cayon(f): 4:40pm On Dec 08, 2008
@poster

Before I can answer - what defines a good christian?

Peace
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by Cayon(f): 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2008
Ko ye na grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Rhyme With Your Username Game by Cayon(f): 4:13pm On Dec 08, 2008
Hello, my name is Cayon
And I hate when folks refer to me as Canyon or Crayon
Anyway right now I am feeling very blue
Because my PR house-sitter use my bed to screw

Y'all should see my face - i am so bleeping upset
because I have not had an opportunity to have a man in my bed yet
Even though i threw away my pillows and change the sheets
I keep inhaling their sweaty scents and cannot sleep

I told her "she is out of order and has no respect"
The audacity of her to tell me "chill -there is no reason to fret"
She was grinning from ear to ear her devilish face full of glee
God I felt like taking my bread-knife and stab her in the knee

It's time for me to wake up and smell the coffee
Stop let people take advantage of me
My Nigerian brother who warned me of Nigerians and their scams
Took my money and never attend Hajj as planned
Romance / Re: Is This Magun? by Cayon(f): 4:16am On Dec 02, 2008
KarmaMod:

Oh get over yourself, Cayon.
I love you too
Jokes Etc / The Legal Ethic Joke: Conflict Of Interest by Cayon(f): 4:12am On Dec 02, 2008
my mother own several businesses
she hired Sue, a European (manager) to run one of her business on Beef Island, BVI
Sue opened a restaurant (exact menu) on Beef Island too
Tourists came to my mum restaurant to eat
While Sue was serving, she told the guests about her restaurant several blocks away from my mum
My mum found out
She fired Sue
Sue wanted to sue
Why? because my mum said "you can't be working for me and competing with me - Its call conflict of interest"[/b]My mum business was "blooming" or as they say "Tourists can't done"
Sue felt the pressure because no one was eating at her restaurant
What Sue did?  Sue posted flyers about my mum (lies and more lies) Her aim was to take my mum down.  Why?  [b]Envy and Grude. . . . All for the love of money

What happened to Sue?  Instant Karma got her
Sue now wants to come back and work for my mum
My mum was like "hahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin They all going to laugh at you

Moral of the story  Hmmmm,  .  I'll leave it up 2 U

me garn again
Romance / Re: Is This Magun? by Cayon(f): 3:53am On Dec 02, 2008
Am telling you, reading this thread send shivers and chills down my spine. This is scary

Note to my Diary

Dear Diary

After reading this thread my hopes of dating a Nigerian has gone through the window. Like the saying, when poverty comes through the door loves flies straight through the window. Saying this, don't think I'll EVER date a Nigerian because I don't want no one work magun or cast a spell on me.

signed Scared
12/1/08
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by Cayon(f): 3:45am On Dec 02, 2008
good night and good luck
Romance / Re: How To Get Over A Crush? by Cayon(f): 3:45am On Dec 02, 2008
Thanks all

whitelexi:

Hard to understand why she doesnt want to get down with him but has a stubborn crush on him still.  Tell yourself some home truth jare, u want to do some serious bedmatics with him - otherwise there will be no crush in the first place!

What else is a crush sef?
@whitelexi:

But how you ago jump to the tertiary stage (Bedmatics) without trodding the primary and secondary grounds.  True, when a woman has a crush on a guy she fantasize on what she wants to do to the guy (or as you call it bedmatics)  However, that doesnt mean in reality she'll do it. . . and if she does, i am sure she'll take the primary (dinner) and secondary (kissing and handling) classes before the tertiary (bedmatics)stage.  wink

Thanks for teaching me a new word (bedmatics)  I like

me garn again

L8tr
Education / Question For Nl Scholars by Cayon(f): 3:36am On Dec 02, 2008
If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
Forum Games / Re: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by Cayon(f): 3:35am On Dec 02, 2008
ride? do you mean love-vendor my ride
Forum Games / Re: Stupid Questions - Add Yours If You've Got Any by Cayon(f): 3:34am On Dec 02, 2008
if what goes up must come down how come our age don't come down?
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by Cayon(f): 3:31am On Dec 02, 2008
Messenger boy
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by Cayon(f): 3:31am On Dec 02, 2008
Missing Nairalanders, so i am back to say "miss ya, love ya" kiss
Poems For Review / Re: ... by Cayon(f): 4:41am On Nov 25, 2008
how do i tell you exactly how i feel
would you believe me when i say its for real
or would you walk away from me
without even trying to see,
i've felt like this for a while now
but i never told you i don't know how
its very hard for me to explain
but you always stopped me from going insane
for me you have always been there
you were the only person that would care
but my love for you continues to hide
my friend, without you i would have died
i am afraid you won't feel the same
and you'll think its some game
but its not, this isn't from me head
its from the heart, not some book i read
i like you more than just a friend
but you probably wouldn't understand
that's why i haven't told you about this feeling
rejection is what i'm afraid it will bring
so i continue to have this "secret crush"
i want to tell you but the voices say hush
so i keep it deep down in my heart
and take it with me as i depart
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by Cayon(f): 4:06am On Nov 25, 2008
Good Night, Good Bye and Good Luck

Peace
Forum Games / Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? (the Status Update Game) by Cayon(f): 4:05am On Nov 25, 2008
Removing NL from my bookmark as i am leaving this forum

Peace
Forum Games / Re: Gotta Get It Off My Chest Thread by Cayon(f): 3:51am On Nov 25, 2008
“Every person has the power to make others happy.

Some do it simply by entering a room --

others by leaving the room.

Some individuals leave trails of gloom;

others, trails of joy.

Some leave trails of hate and bitterness;

others, trails of love and harmony.

Some leave trails of cynicism and pessimism;

others trails of faith and optimism.

Some leave trails of criticism and resignation;

others trails of gratitude and hope.

What kind of trails do you leave?”

************************************
[size=18pt]This is when I take my bow and exit[/size]

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."


Peace
Forum Games / Re: Gotta Get It Off My Chest Thread by Cayon(f): 2:09am On Nov 25, 2008
Some people hold on to the past so tight that it chokes their future. today is a rat race everyone is in a hurry. They haven't got time to talk. They are all dissatisfied.  Divorce runs rampant. Abortions by the thousands. There is plenty of food but millions are starving. Clean water is non existent to millions. Medical support for the rich only. Terrorism ,wars are everywhere.Morality is almost non existent,  . . . . yet we hold on to the past so tight



Peace
Poems For Review / Re: ... by Cayon(f): 2:01am On Nov 25, 2008
He always
keeps his identity so well hidden
this unknown foreign knight
roams the distant hills and valleys
of his beautiful home land

He weaves
enchanting tales
of passion and brazen intrigue
drawing his mighty steel sword
many times in battle and slew

Scores of fire breathing dragons
for the elegant ladies in distress
in times of camelot past

But this fair lady with
wildfire copper hair was both dangerous
yet irrestiable to the naked eyes
so feminine and yet so impetuous
such an exquisite raw
precious jewel
uncut

She unknowingly
had made love to his conjuring
imaginary mind straight to his wishing
and hopeful romantic heart

She slept with his pulsated soul daily

She lifted her sweet liquid wine lips
for his very own ravishing
her saucy tongue clinging
possessively loving him

She yielded only to his
sensual thrilling embrace
his nightly arousing dreams

He wanted
to take her with the passion
of a wild summer rain storm

As lightning flashed in his commanding
eyes of naked sultry flames

A cry of rapture erupted
from his tormented armored soul

Always with surging waves sensation
submerged tantalizing him with
this melody rhythm of love words

She dipped her fingers into his wine glass
his waiting lips licked it feverishly
tracing her wet thirsty lips
arousing him

Her come hither dark sultry eyes
that whispered to only him

A hint of her charmed enchanted smile
ruby lips creamed his struggling heart
with velvet soft kisses

With such adoration leaving him
a gamut of dazzling manly emotions
racing within his excited heart

He must have her at any cost

Copyright: SultryRose Sigs

Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like To Yab(insult) people? by Cayon(f): 1:48am On Nov 25, 2008
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Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like To Yab(insult) people? by Cayon(f): 1:47am On Nov 25, 2008
~Sauron~:

Holding grudges against u?? I am not sure we have crossed path since then.
ur naked pic in the bathroom(something nasty).

God, I feel like I am on trial. How long ago was this?

First, it was not a naked.  It was a pic of a black girl (her ass was visible) and there was nothing to see[/b] -

The pic was not me ( can provide the link to that beautiful black lady grin).  But i remember that picture b/c i got in trouble for it.  Funny, when i posted that  pic (a black/dark skin girl) - it was all good. The crowd went wild. why?  I posted the pic of a black girl because i was new to NL and wanted "to fit in" the crowd.  But as soon as i revealed I was a half breed and posted my real pic - y'all (some)started hating on me.

Could you post that thread?  Would like to know what i said to offend you - as I don't remember your old moniker  "Xerxes"

Ok, i see what you are doing.  You are putting a guilt on me to make me feel bad.  Guess what?? its working.

It hurts and again i apologize if I got under your skin
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like To Yab(insult) people? by Cayon(f): 1:10am On Nov 25, 2008
~Sauron~:

I wasn't talking about your comments but the username.
Were u not the same chic that got under ma skin when i was still "Xerxes"??
LOL.  grin grin i need proof here. when, where and why I got under  your skin.   Oh, so you are guilty of holding malice over the internet? So that's why you were hating on me, hmm.  That's why you didn't answer my question to you yesterday. I am hurt, you really hurt me feeling. cry cry And what did i say about me holding malice? 

Here is an internet hug (((((((((Sauron))))).  Please accept my apology if i got under your skin.

Peace
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like To Yab(insult) people? by Cayon(f): 1:01am On Nov 25, 2008
~Sauron~:

Is this the same Cayon??
wait until he respond and you'll understand what i am talking about. He knows

Peace
Family / Happy Gobble Gobble (Thanksgiving) by Cayon(f): 12:57am On Nov 25, 2008
To:  The Admin, Mods and all you fine Narailand Members.

Happy Thanksgiving from me to you.

May your feasts be plentiful and delicious.

Love, Peace and Happiness,
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like To Yab(insult) people? by Cayon(f): 12:50am On Nov 25, 2008
lucabrasi:

@poster
a combination of genes and deep seated phsycological issues

aye lucabrasi:

Re the subject heading.

bias towards me I see eh. hmm, no warning of not to generalize (nigerians) from you? I guess in your case - What's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander. say it aint so

Peace
Foreign Affairs / Re: "this Little Light Of Mine. . ." by Cayon(f): 6:22am On Nov 24, 2008
@negro

Thumbs up bro. Better yet, give me a Hi-5

Peace

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