I have seen them all but this username is just

syphillis oh boy, need I say more

acidrop:

seun i don't get it, i just want an explanation on why u have decided to canceal all my threads that i have made on nairaland, and reduce my replies from more 15, 000 to 6, 000. u just can't do that, u have to give an explanation and that is what i want. . . . i have been on nairaland for more than 4 years and i have never be banned once, i can legally claim to be one of the loyal members so why should i be getting this form of treatment. REPLY ASAP OOOO

I have 1785. You can have all my replies for FREE of Charge. This is my Christmas gift to you.

Peace

Good night and good luck

going to the movie

what's in the name


what time is it?

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
by the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber? Give me a clue."
"Hush, child," said He "They're all in shock.
No one thought they'd see you."

Judge NOT.


Anonymous

Jakumo:

Deep in your soul, Canyon, I know you crave my forgiveness for all the misinformation you have bombarded us with in this thread, but I grant it ONLY because of that perfectly-timed baboon photograph that you posted a while back, and your description of the climbing crabs which I have never heard before.

For your more recent offense, summons will soon be served as promised.

Ok, your first para - I am lost in translation.  Regarding your last sentence - here is my reaction silly

Now back to basic.  All i am[b] trying to say [/b] is - You, me and the rest of the world are aware of poverty in Nigeria.  Yes, the government should be doing something about poverty or at least brainstorming but in the mean time -  Are you doing something to help fight poverty?  Do you have a strategy plan to help?

My crab in a barrel mentality - is simple this.  You are not doing anything to help fight poverty or to help the less fortunate ones in Nigeria.  All you are doing is posting pics and repeating what we already know.  Basically you are pulling down instead of trying to help.

yea, I can come out here and post pics (poor areas) of Nigeria.  But what good will it do me?  You think i am not hurt when i see people living like that?  But i'll rather spend my time trying to help one or two families rather than exposing their living condition on the internet. Not cool at all.

Jakuma - you either PUT UP or SHUT TO HELL UP. Plain and simple

P.S - can you enlighten me some more on the highlighted (your first para)

Peace

@poster

on the floor - hahahaha

good one


Peace

Jakuma wrote: "Canyon you may call me a crab if you wish, but if you accuse me of having crabs, I reserve the right to report the matter to my stable of attorneys"

@Jakuma:

My last to you on this topic b/c your bias is palpably notorious.

Also, you have crabs - there, i said it.

Get well soon!!!

Baby its cold outside - Rod stewart/Dolly Parton


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9frFggnz4P0&feature=related

christmas shopping. brrrrr baby its cold outside

Good morning to you Goodass

@topic

Good night and good luck

Does being Religious make you a Christian?

Does holding evil in your heart at day and pray to God at night make you a Christian?

Does sitting in Church make you a Christian?

Does Baptism make someone a Christian?

Does sincerely believing make you a Christian?

Does being a good person make you a Christian?

Does keeping the 10 Commandments make you a Christian?

Does joining a church make you a Christian?

SeanT21:

Some Nigerians are Just too darn emotional.

The only reason I can give You is that we use alot of Spices in our food.

if you ask me - i say most of the time is Much Ado About Nothing.

Peace

well i didn't want to open a new thread and I searched all 5 pages for a thread pertaining to the question i am about to ask you.

Well, i just learn in the Romance section that women (Muslims) are circumcised like men.  To quench my thirst for knowledge - i googled "circumcised women" and there were mixed reviews on it.  So i asked : -  

On circumcised women - What does the Shariah say on this and what are the Prophet’s words regarding this?

Ola

I can't walk away my Lord

olabowale:

@Cayon:
I think you are ready for Islam. don't delay. Becoming muslim is something one should hasts to do. Others are Salah, marriage and burial of the dead. You should hurry to pay your creditors, too. You should also hurry to seek repentance.
Good night and Good luck

I can seek repentance through Christ too. . . . .right?

Wow!!! women are circumcised  Hmm, I wonder what is there to cut Let me go and google

Peace

pray should come natural

@ poster:

Ever wonder why white describe anything that is pure and clean and words that start with black describe anything that is bad or negative

To prove me wrong, please look up the meaning of white and black.

Here are few examples of words that start with black

Black Friday
Black magic
Black out
When ever the Market (wall street) fall - they automatically add the word black. Hence Black Monday, Black Tuesday, Black Wednesday etc.
I am sure you can come up with more words

Now look at the things that are associted with white.  Anthing that brings a smile to your face

angel
White Christmas
Heck Christians even sing this song "Lord wash me whiter than snow

Hope you "get my drift"

Good morning to you Goodass

@topic

Good night and good luck

spill coffee on my keyboard


Whats a question with no answer called?

If i should order in pizza

change his name to badass

If ever I am going to get "real" spiritual is at this time of the year. The Christmas carols, the cooking, the lights, the Christmas trees, the magic that children brings their excitement and effervescence. Christmas is a time i love giving but not averse to receiving either.

At this time of the year i spend more time thinking of others than i do ordinarily - family, friends, reflecting on the year that's been and wondering what the year ahead may hold. I also appreciate how lucky I am to share this time with my loved ones in the warmth, eating my favorite food, drinking some sorrel, going for a walk, eating more food, then going to sleep in my lovely bed, enjoying all that is good in life.

However, i must admit that Christmas here cannot be compared to Christmas back home. Just by inhaling with my eyes close I can smell the fresh paint and seeing folks making their final preparations for Christmas back home — cleaning, decorating, shopping etc. . . . .that's what Christmas means to me.

iceblue:

oh well. i guess it's enough that you appreciate good art. there was something about that 'i got your back' painting that was soo cool - a ying-yang kind of non-symmetrical symmetry. cool.

congrats to your sis. you want at least four? you can have all my extras when i'm done

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friend's face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name,
'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him.'

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family,
for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

Anonymous

goodass:

U raise me up - Josh Groban

One of my favs.

@ topic

Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRsJlAJvOSM

Peace

Happy birthday to you


Is it raining?