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davidylan:
Dreams are real - true. What are the interpretations?

Wisdom?  The person who interpreted Joseph dreams is not with us today. wisdom Davidit's all about Wisdom

Exibit 1: You have a daughter. She has choir practice at church. She told you that practicing finish at 12 midnight and she is going to walk home. Are you going to search the Bible to see if there is a scripture on your daughter coming home at late night or are you going to use you brain to think . WISDOM DAVID. . .WISDOM. YOU REMEBER KING SOLOMON . . . .RIGHT?

@DZ

Like I said before Your spirit needs to be strengthened especially by fasting and prayer

Most of the time women spoil their men and then turn around blaming/complaining the men. All I know i am not going to live with no man who don't help out in the house. The same way I can cook, clean and wash - the same way my man is going to cook,clean and wash. Its all about Equal rights and justice.

@Davidlan:

Must everything based on the bible?  Anyway, The biblical King Solomon was known for his wisdom Sometimes we have to use our wisdom. . . . . you agree . . . .right??

Dreams are real. And as proof, the bible gave us Joseph's dreams as an example

Bye

JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab . . .

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

I was told when you dream about death - you see the living (someone you haven't seen for a long time.)  The snake represents evil or temptation.  If the snake bite you, you will succumb to evil influences, and enemies will injure your business (if u have one).

Your spirit needs to be strengthened especially by fasting and prayer

A sign from God

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police, "

Making room for my mom's new husband, no one can replace my dad, but I am learning to accept that there's a new man in my mother's life.

short and tweet

Did you hear about studio43 who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs

SAM MILLA:
Ituen is finally realeased by the sharks/

welcome back boy

Respect. Nice

hear it b4 - but i'll smile fi you sorry can't show mi teeth

Yea, i enjoyed it too

Sometimes we have to get the message across as best we can. Try this for those who can't understand the King James Version of the Ten Commandments

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me .)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms out of me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday, and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't Diss or cuss out yo momma,  and if you know who ya daddy is, don't Diss him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).
LOVE Yourself. . . so you can LOVE others!

Back out to work tomorrow - Whew!!! finally, i'll be off this forum for sometime.

off to take my Sunday afternoon nap.

Yea, i just remember. I was going to post in "be the last to post here" but got distracted

save my life from what?

is big

sleepy?? yes, that's why they call me sleeping beauty

she is about to cast her spell

not my regular sunday lunch

dumpling, boil banana, steam vegetables with stew chicken

simmy:
@ pilgrim
the poster means pants as in trousers. in Nigeria, many people still see trousers as mens wear. They aren't. women who wear trousers wear trousers made for women. so its not a sin. until they start making lipstick 4 men and until it becomes socially accpetbale, men who wear lipstick are sinners in addition to being freaks.

Thank you


@pilgrim1

what do you consider man's apparel?

Lord, make me an instrument of Thy peace;
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
and where there is sadness, joy.

O Divine Master,
grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
to be understood, as to understand;
to be loved, as to love;
for it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.
Amen.

—– St. Francis of Assisi

Yes, i write love poems (won prizes 2ice) and short love stories.  When I am ready, I'll direct y'all to my site. However, these are not mines. 

Peace