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a: the land is more sentimental value. It was the first she ever earned

b: The house is worth more than the empty land even though the land is now 5 times the original price. The house comes with the land

c: the property is in her name already. now the mom want her to give up the empty land. plus the brother loves to gamble and don't to save. so what make (mom) think that he is not going to sell the land to support his gambling life

I think you overstood me.  I am not doubting that Jews, M.uslims and "Christians" get drunk. 

Matthew 7:21

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven

A true Christian should NOT drink alchohol and the same goes towards M.uslims.

I think the Quoran is contradicting.  What is your interpretation of these vs

"And do not kill yourselves” [al-Nisaa’ 4:29]
“and do not throw yourselves into destruction” [al-Baqarah 2:195]

And why should I go to a Mosque, when I can learn from you.  What say you

Peace

olabowale:
@Cayon: You live in the city. Whichever Borough, it does not matter. You should be able to find a Mosque where you can find out if Mu.sl.im are permissable to drink or not. You will find that it is not permissable to drink any alcoholic drink, strong or weak.

And I wonder how the christians drink so much like Bumble bees, unless you find some permissability in the Bible for it. Further, to begin selling me about the concortions that the Israelites produced as nonalcoholic is ridiculous. Go to Eastern Parkway, Borough Park, where you will find Jews. Go to their sedahs. You come back and tell me if they do not get drunk. The christians also do it, as well. Your excuse should be restructured/repackaged.

@ alobowale:

Bible scholars have claimed that the wine of the Old and New Testaments was simply grape juice.

Good Hebrew wine (strong drink) was made from dates which was extremely strong.  They also used dates to make vinegar, hence the bible scripture about wine/vinegar

In those days there were two kind of wines, One that was made out of pure grape juice (the one that Jesus drank) and the Hebrew wine that was made from dates/vinegar (the one that Jesus refused at the cross).

1 Corinthians 11:23-26 clearly teaches that real wine should be used in communion and I think that's why some churches use Ribena for communion.  Now don't get me wrong, there are some churches out there that use fermented wine (strong drink)

So from my personal opinion, al-Baqarah 2:219 reminds me of Numbers 6:3.  That is - Stay away from alchohol.

Re your question:
Didn't Jesus manufacture some at a wedding and[b] let the booze flow, even much more for those who are already drunk even before this[/b]?

Please don't cheapen the Bible with your silly interpretation! Puleeeeease, New Yorker,eeerrrr City guy

Peace

my mother always say to me "you are not better than anyone and no one is better than you". Saying this, I respect ALL women, men and children regardless of their origin. I was just stating that even though my father is Nigerian he never invited us to Nigeria. Don't worry I am going to make it to Nigeria b4 end of 2009, God spear life.

Well I am going to watch Sex in the city with some girlfriends so have a good night.

cescky:
so hope u beleive what i said about nigerian men? because its the truth
so when did u say your catching the nxt flight

@poster:

Happy b/day. May you live to see many more.

I am a May Gemini

They ask you (O The Great Prophet) concerning alcoholic drink and gambling. Say: ‘In them is a great sin, and (some) benefits for men, but the sin of them is greater than their benefit’” [al-Baqarah 2:219]

So basically God is saying If sin is present and it is great, then it is forbidden. Undoubtedly this alcohol is harmful to the mind and body, and Allaah has forbidden everything that harms the body and mind, and saps the strength. Everything that is harmful to a person is not permitted

between, is drinking wine a sin?

here is a Bible scripture on alchohol

Numbers 6:3 He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.

@ces
yes arooney.  She mispoke.  You were inviting me to Nigeria, I respond.  Now where did you or I spoke "ill" of Nigerian men.  I see her response as Much Ado About Nothing

I think you mis-spoke or should i say reading is fundamental
[quote author=amber_ella link=topic=137697.msg2320008#msg2320008 date=1212271401]It's so sad to see all these posts on here with these silly ideas of far away places.

Why can't we just agree that good, faithful men can come from any country? Why can't we agree that New Yorkers have just as much chance of being good people as Africans?

All these generalisation just distract you from seeing the truth about individuals.[/quote]

It was ok for my father to visit my mother's land of birth but not his.  Growing up he would leave for three months but we were not invited to travel with him.

Based on stories I have heard about African men, I strongly believe that my father has/had a wife back in Nigeria.    C'est La Vie

I am a good "brought-upsie" girl. Hope that answer your question

cescky:
are u one ?

sheniqua:
I am!
got a problem with that ?

LOL, funny response

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

Hmmm, Interesting thread

hahahahahaa.

ali akibu:
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

What'd You Think?

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Migines:
There was a magic mirror. If you told it the
truth, it would grant you a wish. If you lied to
it, it would vaporize you on the spot. One day a
brunette walked up to the mirror, looked in it
and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman
in the world." Poof! She disappeared.

A little while later a redhead walked up to the
mirror, looked in it and said, "I think I'm the
most beautiful woman in the world." Poof! She
disappeared.

Later, a blond walked up to the mirror, looked in
it and said, "I think, " Poof!!

lol. I like!!

sholabanke:
How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

naughty

olulu:
u can come milk me, anytime baby

Ok, tell me what do you think of this situation

You owned a piece of land, (purchased at the age of 27)

You mom said to you, I am going to Will my house to you. also, i am putting your name on my bank accounts.

Here is the catch.

Your mom now said to you after you accepted, "i want you to give your brother the piece of land that you have"

A: Would you give your brother the land (first thing you owned in life)

B: Do you see the deal as an exchange rather than your mom giving you something

C: how would you handle this situation

Unemployed

interesting - thanks 4 sharing

I googled my name and found this

SHERMEL
intelligent and beautiful

teacher

beady eyes

reminds me of sleeping beauty

Bedtime Prayer

In Thy name, Lord, I lay me down and
in Thy name will I rise up,

O God,
Thou art the first and before Thee there is nothing;
Thou art the last and after Thee there is nothing;

Thou art the outmost and above Thee there is nothing;
Thou art the inmost and below Thee there is nothing,

Waken me, O God, in the hour most pleasing to Thee
and use me in the works most pleasing to Thee,
that Thou mayest bring me ever nearer to Thyself.

- Attributed to Al-Ghazali

maybe you are depressed and you don't know.

There's a Jew, a Muslim a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Muslim are sitting there looking perplexed. The Jew is bent over holding his jaw which is red from an apparent slap. The Jew is thinking "Oh God, that Muslim must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Jew must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Muslim instead and got slapped." The Muslim is thinking to himself, "If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Jew again.

@ poster:

pop the champaigne and let's celebrate

would you call his friend to ask for the truth?