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Uche2nna:
Wise man!! He has just found another use for the legendary structure known as pussy

Who Are You is the eighth album by English rock band The Who

nanny

To be, or not to be: that is the question

How else would I spend my first pay packet but on a silver Jaguar that didn't impress my mother?

LOL. thanks for the laugh

Hitting my sack. Good night

I grant forgiveness to all living beings
May all the living beings please forgive me.
I have friendship with all the living beings.
I have no hostility towards anyone.

Today, Creator, strengthen my will to forgive anyone who has hurt me, even if I believe the offense is unforgivable. I know that forgiveness is an act of self-love. Help me to love myself so much that I forgive every offense. Let me choose forgiveness because I don’t want to suffer every time I remember the offense.

No decent person should be with a married man or woman. Karma

davidylan:
thank you sweetie! I havent even reached there yet.
Oh Lord . . . one more yr closer to the dreaded 30!

Life begins at 40, so you are still a "teenager"

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your 
intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not 
meant tobe.

Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find 
what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you 
deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends."

A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like 
he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at 
yourself a year ! later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different 
women.

He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat 
you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers 
you, speak up.

Never let a man know everything.

He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's 
behavior.

Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are,  even 
if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a 
quasi-god.

He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man.

If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing ! all the bending, compromise is 
two way street.

You need time to heal between relationships, there is nothing cute 
about baggage,  deal with your issues before pursuing a new 
relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you, a relationship 
consists of two WHOLE individuals, look for someone 
complimentary, not supplementary.

Dating is fun, even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes, when a man always know where you are, 
and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted.

Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that 
you need.

Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at
work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to
her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled
reply from beneath the
sheets. "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied.

"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
The rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring
rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the
town's annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others about 300
of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he
tried to "blend in" as best he could.

It wasn't that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who
had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so
wonderfully free
having the air blow over all your skin while you're
running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run
carrying your clothes under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way
I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only if it's raining."

I think we are going to be perfectly ok, don't you?

I feel good

You can't keep a good woman down

Lord, thank you for waking me up this morning. Continue to watch over my family and friends and bless everyone who is reading this prayer.

Amen Awomen

let your light shine before people in such a way that they will see your good works

Prayer for a Sick Brother

O Lord, holy Father, creator of the universe, author of its laws, you can bring the dead back to life, and heal those who are sick. We pray for our sick brother that he may feel your hand upon him, renewing his body and refreshing his soul. Show to him the affection in which you hold all your creatures.


- Dimma, a seventh century Irish monk

yep. and i always cry when i watch this movie. Rent it this weekend. I am going to sleep, Have a blessed night

she was more like her father who was white and was too ashamed to let folks know her mother was black. check out the ending


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmohArXQX_0&feature=related

i highly recommend this movie. One of my favourites


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGMwJxUyw8M

Walk to Nigeria and back

HR, that was funny

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. what is ugly for you is another woman king.

Yes, especially if the girlfriend has kids for him. The guys is just following the kids to show respect

reminds me of my niece -

I forgive you for forgetting to forgive me

shocker

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