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crazykid:
Maybe she thinks we're gods

DWL . A funny one liner

never stop off the road to poop


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwWgCO4WRY

maybe she was upset why she trashed you

this thread have me cracking up heheheheheeee

Godalone:
@poster,
I think your boyfriend/hubby will give you the best answer,ask him why he always pull his thing up.

LOL, you are funny

what is your question?

the poster above me is ugly 

and your answer is?

1 + 1 = 11 ;d ;d ;d

say cheese

kiss on the jaw, i see nothing wrong. But if you talking about "pull-tongue, well that's another story. Ask one of the guys on here who pulled another man tongue if it's considered cheating. for me it's down right nasty but that's just my opinion.

guess i am not lucky since i am a Gemini. damn!!!! there goes my chance

Pastor AIO:
Or better still pray that the holy spirit should reveal it to you.

Many times the devil reveal things to us and we say it's God. For example plenty Christians love to stand up in church and chat pure gibberish and say dem speaking in toungues.

I wonder what "it" mean

Read the book of Ruth and I bet you are going to change your mind

A Father's Prayer

This is the best dowry of hopes, wishes and prayers I would be able to offer:

May God give you the grace of wit and wisdom to understand that rainbows are only the result of showers, dust, and hope.

May you always have joy in the morning and trust in the evening and may your sorrows be short and without scars.

May your lives have a spirit neither bent by belligerence nor broken by failure; may you simply love each other.

May you share with each other spring flowers, dirty dishes, music, rain, death, mushrooms, a measure of boredom, strawberries, and God.

May that God never make you immune to the wonderful afflictions of real love, making you instead farsighted to each other's faults, tongue-tied to criticism, and short of memory to petty hurts and slights.

May God provide the confidence and serenity that comes only from the assurance of each other's fidelity and the tolerance, as years go by, of wrinkles and gray hairs, short tempers, curlers, and Monday mornings.

May no one steal from you laughter at the top of the stairs or giggles and whispers in a dark room.

May you keep a hunger for each other, the appetite to taste tomorrow, and deep knowledge of and devotion to your past, heritage and families.

May you perpetuate trust, the radiation of vitality, kind answers to sharp questions and sharp humor to unkind attitudes.

May your fights be fierce and short, and may each truce be warm and long and held in each other's arms before the sun comes up.

May you walk with wise men, sing loud songs at late hours, share secrets, have healthy children, and provide smiles for lonesome strangers and prayers for those without hope.

May you never forget small things; smiles, birthdays, holding hands, family, old friends, the neglected, and the simplicity of saying please and thank you.

May you keep a warm, generous, and happy house where love is the insulation and God is present. May your children be friends of God's child, Jesus.

May your union bring a smile to the face of the Holy Spirit and may he live in your pots and pans, in your hope and aspirations.


- Author Unknown

keep in touch and make sure you follow-up with your list of things-to-do

Afraid of colours

what's your definition of a broken home?

nice answer
[quote author=e_samfor2 link=topic=142182.msg2375235#msg2375235 date=1213520193]That's very right.
You see may God deliver us. A lot of people identify themselves with God but the heart is very far from Him. They make confession only with the mouth but not penetrating into the heart and u know this brings about hypocrisy and deceit. God hates it. JER 17 vs 9:The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? KJV. For more about this, view my post - topic "The Heart" and see my last analysis

The kingdom of God is meant for people who are serious for it. Not for the double-minded, double-tongued or lukewarm. Remember, Re 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. (KJV) which means rejection and denial.

May God help us.[/quote]

olabowale:
@Cayon: Even Jesus is condemning a portion of this very religion.

Who told you that?

Happy Father's Day to any of our Dads on this site! Also, Happy Father's Day to you single momma's filling all the roles in your house. I really hope you get a day to relax and enjoy parenting!

babaearly:
it should go to the jokes section. Cayon u smoke?

Naaah, just some people have crab in a barrel mentality. Me I am all for love. But now I tell you: love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you (an't remember the scripture)

men are smarter than women