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You have to cross the finish line to win.

your momma's breath so stink, folks thought her tongue farted

How to stay up all night if you've been up all day?

Rastaman Interview

Historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this:

Historian: It is said that 98% Rastaman suck pussy.

Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high, JAH RASTAFARI!!! I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen.

Historian: It is said that the other 2% are batty men.

Rastafarian: Squeeze mi back inna di 98%.

Thanks for the laugh

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven

All that glitters is not gold

Hmm, need I say more

man of wisdom and knowledge

Who are the naysayers, false pretenders (sheep in wolf clothings) and hypocrites on Nairaland. Just want to be on the look out?

[quote author=fuck_a_lot link=topic=140573.msg2349067#msg2349067 date=1212933405]Crayon - what r u trying to say here.[/quote]You need Jesus

I disagree but I stand to be corrected. It's not the forum it's the people. Tell me, have you heard of the word Agape. Have a blessed day. Have a 4pm flight to Antigua. One of my desires is to travel to all the Caribbean countries. Then Nigeria (my father's birth), Israel and Egypt (Biblical reasons)
agape (noun). This is the "Christian love" of the Bible. It means affection, benevolence, good-will, high esteem and concern for the welfare of the one loved
[quote author=fuck_a_lot link=topic=140573.msg2349035#msg2349035 date=1212932412]Look Crayon

This forum is nothing but a place to vituperate odourless and igmatoriuos nonsense against one another .[/quote]

Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD. (NIV, Leviticus 19:18)

but then again this forum does not represent real life male~female interaction.
Most of these men that talk smack here, actually adore women, and are just playing a mind game.

[quote author=fuck_a_lot link=topic=140573.msg2349019#msg2349019 date=1212931834]Hey - Look - Cayon or Crayon or what is your name.

NairaLand is for sex - fu ck, animosity, venom and rudeness - are you trying to get something better?[/quote]

Every day when I read this forum I "feel" the Hate and jealousy in some people writings.  I believe its because we have divided ourselves so much in terms of education, culture, color, religion, sexism etc. And everyone tries to defend their believes.  But why have we allowed ourselves to be divided and conquered by these things?

It is not my responsibility to change people, you are accountable for your actions not someone elses, All i am going to say is "if a man loves only his own what has that man gained?(nothing)

There is a GOd. I am not a born again Christian but I can tell you this. He has bought me out of many situations that even today I can't explain. He has blessed me and He keeps on blessing me.

krama:
Whoever thinks miracles are not real, will believe it when they need one.

well said

Prayer for a Safe Pregnancy

This life you have given us
is so tiny, fragile, and vulnerable,
safe in the womb of flesh and hope,
yet subject to danger and death.
O God of love, creator of life,
hear our prayer.
We want this baby so much.
Please grant this child of ours
a full term of nurture,
the joy and mystery of life,
and the blessing of your love.
Grant us the fulfillment of our dreams,
a baby to cherish and protect,
a child to teach and guide,
a blessing to our family.
Amen.


- Vienna Cobb Anderson

are you related to 4him?

saucekid:
@ cayon
what do u mean by that? [/i]

SK, are you referring to my comment below??

[i]hey you How come you are not doing what you love doing best.  that is:  responding to a whole  heap of emails by pushing a certain person email to the bottom

mad lion

British Virgin Islands - Road Town

JayZ Impersonator

Her facial expression say "U betta don't mess wid moi"

a false moniker but the IP and landline still remain the same.  Hmmmmmm.  *sigh* you don't have go under a false name to say what you have to say. Btw, the wedding was awesome and boy I was one hot sexy mama. Like Tupac Alz eyz were on me

Hoodrat:
The person who posted this must be very stupid, who care about her, i thought she was trying to tell us how the sex she had was and the big disappointed here telling us about stupid facial massage, may small animal piss on your black brain, useless topic, i think people should stop replaying to this add

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140415.msg2346774#msg2346774 date=1212855392]Ridiculous!!! Somebody has been smoking her pubic hair.[/quote]oooo, so that's the way you speak to women? Shame on you.

saucekid:
*walks in. . . . . proceeds to walk out*

hey you> How come you are not doing what you do best.  that is:  responding to a whole heap of emails by pushing a certain person email to the bottom

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140415.msg2346757#msg2346757 date=1212854981]I can't believe she had to create a thread for Xerxes n Radiant. . . . and she doesn't take cyber issues seriously!!!! [/quote]I think you are in love with me, but the answer is NO.  You lacking maturity .  I gone go get ready for de wedding

Peace out

@frank:

You abuse women? slap

Xer:

Maybe, just maybe you are taking this cyber space tooooooooooooooooooooo serious.  are you

Tell you what, I am going to create a thread just you. Hope you get ALL the attention you are craving for

Peace

listening to some pluto shervington


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FYTL8ydERw&feature=related