₦airaland Forum

OnyeObodo:
Oga ooo. This one you are now reasoning with people. Be like say dem never scam you before?

Let me tell you something. The best place for you to hustle is Nigeria. Quote me anywhere.

I am in the West here and its not easy at all. But una no go hear. The only good thing about Europe is good roads, good Internet, nice people, good electricity and good healthcare system. But you pay for all these from your nose. There is no job here. Not even the so called menial jobs. The Ukraine situation has even made it worse. Millions of refugees all over Europe.

Your next question will be what am I doing there right? Well, am enjoying the dividends of good governance by progressive people but I PAY FOR IT HEAVILY THROUGH MY INVESTMENTS SCATTERED ALL OVER NIGERIA AND THE US. Please there is no job in the west. I have virtually hustled wella in all parts of the world.

I see those telling you Germany. Bros, if you dont have at least 10 million, Forget Germany or Europe. And thats for you to come as a student which is your best bet.

By the way, there is nothing like visa conversion. If you come into Europe with a tourist visa, you are coming to spend money and not make shishi. You will be broken and shattered like glass. Those that have papers and are legit are suffering here. Oyibo people have rules and laws for everything. No one will give you work because they are law abiding and obey there government.

I repeat, forget Europe and make money in Naija. If not for bad government, Nigeria is your best bet.

iamme1234:
You better get sense
2m will only take you to Ghana
And get a house and start living there
At least you have escaped no light issues.
With honesty 2m naira is a peanut to land you in Europe
My sister went to Germany last week
Tourist visa hence she is isn’t coming back for now till she is fully standardized.
Total money spent is 3.350m


llols funny, nah light person go chop?, but here in Nigeria too where I reside at least I see light 20hrs in a day, and is not even a big state in Nigeria oo, sometimes I think relocating or those countries is overrated, bro if I have nice thing doing why relocating?
Don’t let anyone deceived you

Your 2m naira is a peanut

muykem:
They say when military man slap you, you will know that police is your friend. When you get to some of these countries, you will know that God didn't make a mistake to put you in Nigeria.

Kerry111:
Don't listen to those saying Mauritius, nothing is happening there

WondaBeauty:
While i was in nigeria, i had heard a lot of gossip about me in my neighbourhood and i can't help it but to laugh, tins like

"chai, see as she be lik mami-water"
"i like her o but she too dey carry body abeg"
" i wish say i fit just marry her nw"
"if u go near dis one nw, she go just use english kill u befor she go con slap u" and others...


though that was a long time before i moved to an estate but i really missed that area in lagos

Stallionhorse:
After breaking up in a bar this girl asked me to pull off the palm she bought for me.. I pulled it off and gave her.. Climbed bike bare footed home.. Through out that night I gathered all the receipts, my bank statements every dime in sent to her and her family.. Right now her and her entire family are in police custody pending when I get a full refund.. The money reach 2.5m her mother has been crying and begging me that I should collect 1m now and there will pay the rest by end of the year.

faithfull18:
The writeup has said it all.

Good, faithful, responsible men are scarce.


Other categories of men are available.

Jennyclay:
Ehya Poor couple. Just take a look at the low budget wedding.

My wedding must be very Loud, my future husband must be ready to spend.

orohbiro:
Nairaland men should stop this nonsense of sending me messages to my Email is annoying. I can differentiate my real Email friend and nairaland men some can't even spell well abeg he done do. Una never c fine gal before? Am not the only gal here u guys should stop fooling yourselves even one promise to always push my topic to front page if I can give him my watapp number .

VeryWickedMan:
Please help me settle this matter.

I sent my wife to deliver in the US and this is what I got in return.

I don't know if there is a monkey in my wife's family line but this baby doesn't look like me at all. I may have plenty hair in my nostrils but that's it.

I have questioned her but doctors ordered me out of the delivery ward. The useless doctors even told me its possible that one DNA strand is mutated and I am the father. Can you imagine the rubbish.


I'm not ready to raise this bouncing baby chimpanzee and she must tell me who owns it. Look at so much hair on a new baby with hands as legs. See the muscles on a baby, won't this guy beat me up in a few years time?

I need advise

libertyfather:
Guy your head dey there, u be correct ijaw man..look up see one mumu dey find punctuation, paragraph, comma as if thats the advice the op is seeking for

Jennyclay:
You write so poorly and incoherent. No paragraphs, No punctuation marks, no space in between, grammatical errors everywhere.

Are you sure you went to school? Please go back to school and forget about LOVE for now Biko!! Gosh!!

nijaomegacode:
A girl I scoped recently is coming to spend the weekend with me. It's not like I haven't lash a girl before but I have NEVER had a girl sleep over in my house.
Please, guys, she wants to spend Two days with me - in my house!
What should I expect?

MadamVanessa:



Be a gentleman

Don't rush to have sex with her unless she give you all the sign that she needs it

Feed her well

Wash her undies

Incase sex should occur, don't fail to give her head except, she refuses you to go down on her

When she's about going, give her nothing less than 20k

SmartPolician:
You are lying - one power bank cannot charge another.

peedeeasobie:
Write with your local dialect sir. English is not by force

Godada:


Welcome to the real world in Morpheus voice

diogo23:
Like i said before you are a very wicked man, what if this your male cousin contract HIV from this woman tomorrow what will you say to him?

peedeeasobie:
Before you tell him, kindly learn paragraphing, punctuations and simple English.

You can write your with your local dialect instead.

jeff1607:
I dislike it when I see such term “cousin brother “ especially from a certain people

Prettygirl200:
Sure!!!! That was why I was telling him not to sound like that, the purpose of the white man's English is for easy communication not that it's our mothers language, even if it's a mistake as long as u understand what the person meant Den I see no reason y he should be acting like he knows it all. It's not nice!!!

Natbrowny:


Zenith Bank about to do some account crediting. That account will be a current account at the end of day.

So u dey pity ur brother abi. Mayb ur brother na badoo too sef. Karma sabi everybody address.

Some are cooking breakfast
Some dey chop am

he is not,he don't double date

Nonexisting:
Tell your cousin what you saw and save him the stress and cost of DNA testing. The vaginarian is a call girl and na her customer be that zenith bank.

sapeleboi:
tell him

MufasaLion:
Y'all and poor grammar. There's nothing like "cousin brother," it's "male cousin."

Prettygirl200:
Fine!!! U corrected him yes! But at least u understood what he meant, then that's fine!!!

EmiDon11:
you like all nairalandes, as far as there is F on the moniker

siofra:
I will just ask a simple question on this forum and you people will start calling me smelly pussy.

What kind of wickedness is that?

Or I'll give my opinion on stingy, broke Nigerian boys and you people will quote me and insult me 100 times.

Not fair at all. I'll soon leave this forum for all of you