₦airaland Forum

TechCapon:
you're welcome

Gracevalue:
No need of washing the grains, after removing the dirts, the roasting process takes care of the rest. Yes, you can include other healthy foods during the process but moderately.

SifonAbasi:
Good afternoon my good people of Nairaland. Happy Sunday!

Yesterday after a dinner with my husband, I told him everything about me and my ex.
My husband asked me a lot of questions concerning my ex like "Where's he from? What's he into? How did we meet?" A lot of questions about him. I was very honest with him and told him everything. Even told him that he (my ex) disvirgined me.

After telling him everything, my husband response was "okay". I noticed his countenance changed.

He sat for few minutes in the sitting room then went to the bedroom and slept.

Normally we always pray before going to bed no matter how tired we are but yesterday my husband went to bed without praying and I was scared to ask him why he didn't pray.

Early this morning he was moody. He told me not to make breakfast that we will eat when we returned. He went into the restroom had his bathe then dresses up and I did same.

My husband face wasn't bright. We entered the car, he started it and we drove off.

While on the road we were both silent. All of a sudden he diverted from the church route to another route. I wanted asking him where we are heading to but I remained calmed.

Before I could know it, I saw him heading to my village road. I pee on myself. I asked him where we are heading to he told me not to worry.

I began begging him with tears in my eyes. He increases the volume of the car's radio just to distract me.

After 45mins drive, we arrived my village and he asked me to show him the guy's compound so I took him there.
We met the guy's mother, we greeted her then my husband told her everything I told him.

The old woman begged us to forgive her son. My husband collected the guy's number and called him in his mom's presence.
My husband was friendly on the phone. He thanked my ex for the help he rendered to me then told him to send his acct number that he will send him back his money.

My ex told my husband not to bother that he was just helping me as a friend.
That he is sorry, he thought I was joking when I told him I'm married.

My husband gave the phone to his mom and the old woman spoke with him (my ex) and warned him to stay away from me that I am a married woman.

My husband collected the phone and told my ex that for the help he offered me, he (my husband) is going to sponsor his wedding from start to finish whenever he (my ex) is ready to marry.

My husband also told him that his (my ex's) name will be on the police watchlist in case anything happens to his wife.

My ex was begging and promised never to hurt me.

We left their compound to my father's compound, greeted my mom and we headed back to the town.

On our way home, my husband was smiling all through and gave me the car to drive.

We branched an eatery to have our lunch and he bought me my favorite.

We just arrived home not quite long.

SifonAbasi:
I will tell him tonight. Thanks very much.
God bless you all.

chicoMX:
Etymology ▼ show
Pronunciation
IPA: /Saraki/
Adjective
Saraki (comparative Sarakier, superlative Sarakiest)
Quickly and critically discerning, ability to sleep in a room at night and wake up in an office the next morning.
Synonyms
crafty, shrewd, wily, coded, streetwise, astute,
Translations (Quick at seeing how to gain advantage, can easily bye pass security operatives)
French: saratucieux, avisé, sagace
German: serissen, listig, scharfsinnig
Italian: Svveduto, Sarakivveduta
Portuguese: Sarakituto
Russian: проница́тельный
Spanish: astuto, sagaz, perspicaz
Croatian: Sarakitic

Djbond:
My wife has given birth to a baby girl. Congratulate me. Glory be to God

michlins:
Call them science student please op. I don't feel sorry for drug addicts cause if you know what I go through for refusing to do drugs. Dem be like am not grown

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Abjay97:
I don't support their actions.. But,

I once spoke to a young poor boy in the village... His mum was dead, his dad was in prison and he lived with his grandmother, he told me how hard life has been to him, I gave him some food, as I couldn't do any much as I was young then....


A lot of youths and young boys in Nigeria, are not willing to go to crime, neither are they willing to be Cultists... They don't have anyone who loves them, nobody cares as Nigerian society is hard, and the government is doing nothing...

Many become cultists in a bid to find love and make cash.. If our society was good enough, crime will be less..

Unfortunately, Nigeria is fool of people who have money but can't give.. People who can give but have no money..

Decide to make money while giving...

NwaAmaikpe:



So this mumu calls that thing that he did sex?
Something that didn't last up to a minute...

Na wa sha,
This is the reason why men like me will continue to screw other mens' wives.
Because most men think sex is just about "to cum and go" or "wham bam, thanks ma'am" as the Americans will rather call it.

Sex is a devotion,
It is a worship,
It is an act.
An encounter that should last forever before and after the act.

My honest advice to Miracle,
Ditch the Pepsi and go for Alomo bitters.
Then try to replicate the six-packs on your abs on your preek and only then will you be a miracle to women.

RoyalBlak007:
Mice Wine
China

Having a nice glass of wine is a much better idea . . . if it has baby mice in it. Then again, what’s wrong with a nice Merlot? Why is stealing mice from their parents and fermenting them in rice wine a better idea? Are we just throwing in all things that rhyme together? Let’s put some lice, dice, and an ancient sacrifice in there while we’re at it.
Anyway, the baby mice are left there for around a year. Then it’s “probably safe” to drink this “health tonic.” The Chinese believe that it can help with asthma, although it apparently tastes like gasoline. We’ll stick with the Merlot, thanks.

RoyalBlak007:
You’re on vacation, and you want to immerse yourself in the culture. Yes, you can go see the sights. But if you really want to understand the people, what better way than to try some of the local
food?
You may find yourself getting taken in by the bustling street stalls and happy local servers. But beware, those bubbling pots and sizzling pans could contain some pretty strange stuff. Here are some of the weirdest foods that you might be served as you’re wandering the streets.

http://listverse.com/2018/04/24/the-10-weirdest-street-foods-in-the-world/

lalasticlala
mynd44




Balut
The Philippines

So it’s a hard-boiled egg. What’s weird about that?
Think again because lurking beneath the innocent-looking shell is a tiny duck fetus that’s been boiled alive. Nice. To make it, fertilized duck eggs are incubated for up to 20 days and then cooked to create this gruesome delight.

Eating the balut is an involved process. Crack it open, and you’ll see a tasty broth. It’s here where sensible people stop while the fearless go full throttle for that embryotic goodness.
Take a trip to the Philippines, and you can casually devour this delicacy with a beer. But let’s be honest. It’s going to take more than that to wash this fowl dish down.

vinegurl:
My dear, I don't think Niger has started making tomato powder yet, but I made mine at home anywhere, in this case I'm covered.