₦airaland Forum

We are awaiting the fight between Tonto Duke and Bobrisky.

Your bumbum bigger than Bombay

I don't know why people believe and take this fake story serious

sweetrace:
Fruits from the local market are non GMO. I use lemongrass essential oil to drive away mosquitoes. So when I say false, I mean exactly that.

Please where can one get lemon grass essential oil?

Born2Breed:
Only what I picked from these rants is Apostle Suleiman.

Kemi,this man will come for you soon. Stop name dropping based on hearsay or letter read.

You not dey kuku hear word,na so you brag n insult Nigerians over there, until dem deport u from Canada.

Very anyhow person!

She is not the first to mention the said apostle, even cossy Orjiakor mentioned him of recent too...

ekene101:
lolx,read to d end,even when she was around I slept in d sitting room all through to ensure I never make that silly mistake again.

When konji go hold you,you will keep all that principles aside. On a serious note, the greatest mistake one can make in life is to have avchild with a toxic person...wishing you all the best!

ekene101:
thanks bro,I will check out the thread right away. I already made the mistake so instead of wallowing in self pity,I decided to double my effort so I can cover my expenses for my trip overseas, the money she used for mmm which died with the scheme was suppose to be the money I should have traveled with 2016,I saved it with her because family and friends knows my weakness,if I have I give once they call for help. I counted my loss after the crash of mmm,still thanked my God because I was suppose to go through Libya to Europe, who knows if I would have made it or perished on the way because a close friend we were suppose to go together died in agadez enroute Europe. Its a long story but all in all,we give God all the praises.

This one she is now back if you are not careful it will be baby number 2 and you will be stuck with her for life.Grow some balls!

Is that the yahoo guy that used Tonto Dike's pant?

Shibaraba:
Mumu people

Person wey una go don clip her wings from the beginning na now una come dey talk.
With all these drama wey una members dey do online no one go want to associate with them anymore.

Few weeks ago we go one introduction,
Mama ask lady wetin she dey do
Lady said actress(meanwhile my guy advice her make she say something else o)
Mama calmly look me tell me,"shibaraba the pepper soup still plenty o,and jack Daniels dey cold. Make una drink well enjoy today for there will not be another time, because wedding no go fit hold"
I weak.
Papa just face TV dey watch serie A
These people dey see the nonsense they do online and them don hate them.
Wetin concern me, I load the Jackie for my system. The guy don start breakup process.

Dey lie small small!

This girl don swallow frog...see how puffed up she looks. Happy Married life!

demolinka:
Well I remember what the gov told me about romance, that it is like a jewelry in the day of the guava that cannot go up inside the pot containing the sea with a stone of two brothers as a lion go now why what if yes of.

You are high

We don't need explanations for your f-up! No one asked you...its only your conscience at work.

Why does Nigeria policemen always act like touts? They are a disgrace to this nation! No difference between them and Agbero , so unprofessional in carrying out their duties. I have had a bitter encounter with one that was smoking and drinking satchet gin in uniform.

Stevecyes:
It's too bad to violent a minor but it's worst when it's a gay type of molestation.

I am a victim of one during my childhood days.
I think I was 14or at most getting to my 15 year old birthday.
These huge guy came to our house to check on our elder brother but unfortunately for him, he wasn't around.

He said he will wait for him cos during those days there wasn't telephone around that he should have used to call him that he's coming to our house or he's in our house already . it's almost 18years plus now cos I will be 33 on 14 April.

This despicable paedophile called me and was cuddling me before I knew it, he started touching my Virgin genitals telling/convincing me that I should not tell anybody.
He then brought out his dick and asked me to touch it and after touching it, he said i should suck it...
i did as he said cos i barely knew nothing then.

He then layed on the couch and asked me to put my dick inside his smelling anus.
i did as he said and was demanding me to be pounding him which i did while he was kinda screaming a lil bit....
at the end of it, when i brought out my dick from his rotten anus, all the room was smelling sh**t.

He brought out his handkerchief to clean my innocent dick that has now been defiled and disvergined in a cruel way and gave me one *Can juice to drink....

After that day up till now, I haven't seen him in our house or to even use my two eyes to see him anywhere and even now still, my brother or any of my family member is yet too know about it..

I felt as I didn't tell them then, then there's no need unravelling it now that it's almost 18 years plus that the event happened.

but thank God that that singular act in my early days didn't determine my sex choice in becoming a gay cos sometimes that can happen subconsciously in determining sex of one due to its early act on it...

I by now be must be around 56 years or more. though I have forgiven him for my peace of mind but at certain time during my uni days, I said to myself anytime I set my two eyes on him, I will arrest him for abuse of a child. but as they said, time heals it all.
I have moved on but sometimes the memories can be traumatising in the sense in seeing myself f**king my fellow man... This is a taboo,sacrilege and too bad for the memories.

So when I see it on the news that it happens to a minor again that does not know what they re really doing. .. It really hurt me.

Those things are the worst experience one can live with. I know what I am saying.

Hmmm! SAD!!

CanadianNaija:
There's nothing wrong with your wife. I have never posted a boyfriend, no felt the need to. I don't do DPs either.

I can send the pics of gifts to friends if i need to show them something, but i will never post a gift, or do all those lovey dovey stuff on my social media because it's never interested me. I have also untagged myself lot's of times from boyfriends that tried to go against my wish, displaying PDA.

It doesn't mean i wasn't in love or is still not in love, I've just never liked it, and i don't know why.
I show excitement when i receive gifts from my man, will i post it on my social media where friends and family can see it? No.

It's obvious that you're too busy worrying about what strangers think about your marriage that you are not taking out time to appreciate what you have. Everybody is not social media crazy, or need validation from strangers, so calm down before you push her away.

We are talking about someone's spouse here and not "boyfriend-girlfriend ". The woman in question is his wife for God sake! It is understandable when you don't post a boyfriend's pics on social media because of the fear of eventual breakup, but certainly not ones spouse.

Mustsucceed:
This lady was never a Muslim .she is just seeking for attention and easy cash from christian organizations
Nigerians are so gullible ..she is doing this for attention she knows social media ..Do you actually trust one who keeps changing religions ? Sjd never changed religion she just said so for public affection and materials

Does that justify why she should be threatened? I spit on that God forsaken religion! Tueh!!!

377:
IS NOT DIFFICULT TO DO I HAVE HELPED TWO PEOPLE FROM THIS FORUM TO DO THEIRS NOW, SO YOU CAN CONTACT ME VIA MY MAIL OR SEND UR PICTURE TO tetwood1@yahoo.com then ur login details will do it for you if you dont mind just trying to help then you submit urself after you go through the summary. As i said earlier please just trying to help please nothing is attached. God bless you

Please bro check your mail, I just sent my passport . I appreciate you help

I created an account and started with the application process yesterday, only to login today and i am seeing "welcome Yomi " instead of my First name. Please what could be the reason for this? Was my account hacked by the said "yomi"?

Olamsoh:
Getting married in November but sometimes feel like there’s something wrong, My fiancée has a communication problem I am on Abuja, she’s in Ijebu Ode.
She does some very wrong things but once I try to correct her, she plays the victim and makes it look like I don’t see anything good in what she does. My fiancée can travel from home back to work and get there by 2pm and not call till 9pm. She doesn’t see anything wrong in it. You can pour your heart out with a 20page love message and she will reply u 5 hrs later and the reply will be like a bucket of cold water to the very hot fire you were burning. We can be having a conversation and once it doesn’t favor her, she goes mute.
Her solution to solving problems is mute
Then she never updates me on anything except I ask. There are sometimes I feel like the least most important person and yet she feels I overreact when I say it out. Her view of how things should be is weird and sometimes annoying, she doesn’t listen. It just worries me that some of these things might be a problem later cos I have chosen to ignore some of them since I am beginning to seem like a nagger. I sometimes feel it’s because there’s a show off too much affection and it’s being taken for granted. I know this sounds very cliché and very stupid but I love the girl very much.
What do you suggest I do now?
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She get your mumu button

husbandsnatcha:
Tinubu's wife remi dat is bashing igbos is from itshekiri ,she is so shameless to hide her heritage

Is Itshekiri Igbo?

deltaisgreat:
Am from umuebu in ukwuani LGA and am proudly an IGBO man.

See this one! You think an Igbo man recognizes you as one of them... they even segregate amongst themselves let alone you that have to cross the niger. Be deceiving yourself.

It's no news!

cococandy:
You’re a control freak. She’s not your child!

Just listen to yourself and the words you’re saying.

You want to control her
You’re correcting her
You’re raising your voice at her
You get upset that she talks back at you.

Like she’s supposed to keep quiet like a child and listen to you talking condescendingly to her in the name of correction.
What are you correcting her about? What makes you think you know more than her and as such are in position to correct her.

You’re just upset that she isn’t accepting of your mansplaining.
What normal person looks for who to control?

I hope she sees the signs and leaves you before she ends up in a horrible marriage with someone looking for a subordinate, not a partner.

I wonder whose raising these prideful, egocentric boys who think they can come into a woman’s life and run the show. Oh I know.

GTFOH

You took it right out of my mouth!
He has got a lot of fixing to do himself...he should just buy a sex doll and enjoy peace of mind. Iranu!

Zizy99:
This is really pathetic and that is what is obtainable in most one man business. As a mother, i will advice you start a business of your own. Be your own boss, work from home and have enough time to cater for your family. You can partner with a company that offers you an opportunity to make money today and fulfill your dreams tomorrow. I could show you how its done.

Please how is it done? I'm interested

blessedaunty:
Her mum looks younger than she is.

You took it right out of my mouth

BOOMnaija:
Gbenro and osas do pass dem.

They have been married 17yrs and counting...

XaintJoel20:
I would have done that long before now, but I still think she is too good to let go just like that.

I think I should tell you some few things you should know about her:
After our service year I was struggling to get a job and she advice I set up a business and helped with about 50% of the capital with which I started my current business.

When we started, she bought a large plot of land in my state and just recently developing the plot for agricultural use.

On all the occasion she has visited me in my state, she has done so with her money and also getting plenty of goodies for me and my family.

Just recently, she bought into my lifelong plan of travelling out of the country. She has put visible plan on ground for us to leave the country soon after our wedding.

The truth, is that when I think of her inbuilt qualities, I am force to believe I will be on the losing side if she fails into the hands of someone else.
That's why I said I am in a dilemma.

Please send me her number I just want to discuss some business plans with her...thanks in anticipation