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NwaAmaikpe:



So this mumu calls that thing that he did sex?
Something that didn't last up to a minute...

Na wa sha,
This is the reason why men like me will continue to screw other mens' wives.
Because most men think sex is just about "to cum and go" or "wham bam, thanks ma'am" as the Americans will rather call it.

Sex is a devotion,
It is a worship,
It is an act.
An encounter that should last forever before and after the act.

My honest advice to Miracle,
Ditch the Pepsi and go for Alomo bitters.
Then try to replicate the six-packs on your abs on your preek and only then will you be a miracle to women.

NwaAmaikpe ti ya were!

RoyalBlak007:
Mice Wine
China

Having a nice glass of wine is a much better idea . . . if it has baby mice in it. Then again, what’s wrong with a nice Merlot? Why is stealing mice from their parents and fermenting them in rice wine a better idea? Are we just throwing in all things that rhyme together? Let’s put some lice, dice, and an ancient sacrifice in there while we’re at it.
Anyway, the baby mice are left there for around a year. Then it’s “probably safe” to drink this “health tonic.” The Chinese believe that it can help with asthma, although it apparently tastes like gasoline. We’ll stick with the Merlot, thanks.

:oJust when you think you have seen it all!

RoyalBlak007:
You’re on vacation, and you want to immerse yourself in the culture. Yes, you can go see the sights. But if you really want to understand the people, what better way than to try some of the local
food?
You may find yourself getting taken in by the bustling street stalls and happy local servers. But beware, those bubbling pots and sizzling pans could contain some pretty strange stuff. Here are some of the weirdest foods that you might be served as you’re wandering the streets.

http://listverse.com/2018/04/24/the-10-weirdest-street-foods-in-the-world/

lalasticlala
mynd44




Balut
The Philippines

So it’s a hard-boiled egg. What’s weird about that?
Think again because lurking beneath the innocent-looking shell is a tiny duck fetus that’s been boiled alive. Nice. To make it, fertilized duck eggs are incubated for up to 20 days and then cooked to create this gruesome delight.

Eating the balut is an involved process. Crack it open, and you’ll see a tasty broth. It’s here where sensible people stop while the fearless go full throttle for that embryotic goodness.
Take a trip to the Philippines, and you can casually devour this delicacy with a beer. But let’s be honest. It’s going to take more than that to wash this fowl dish down.

Yuck!

Good news!

What is the reason for collodion baby?
The collodion membrane is due to abnormal desquamation (a peeling process). It is due to mutation of certain genes and is usually an autosomal recessive, congenital ichthyosis (scaly skin condition).
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vinegurl:
My dear, I don't think Niger has started making tomato powder yet, but I made mine at home anywhere, in this case I'm covered.

How did you make your tomato powder?

Mesdusa spotted

Good to see her out of her signature brows

I've been through Cs, exploratory laparotomy , vbac... all in the process of giving life. May I live to reap the fruit of my labour.

COdeGenesis:
The guy's reply was not helpful at all. He should have known she was suicidal just like i know my ex is suicidal. If he had told her he would source for it or encouraged her before asking her what the problem was,probably she wouldnt have committed suicide. Suicidal people always leave hints long before they commit suicide. Someone is saying she wants to commit suicide he is asking what is her problem, when he would have told her what she wanted to hear

My thought exactly...

Oh

Tracypacy:
Nigerian Mom's Discipline kits.

I don laugh tire for here

MDsambo:
Since "he" is to male and "she" is to female, then what is to transgender?

Shim

livebynite:
and this just reduced the price of garri!!! wowwww

NOT IT DIDNT

Go and buy garri from the man in the other thread ... you are always lamenting about garri
https://www.nairaland.com/4381425/sick-wife-denied-me-staying

mommaJ:
To the mummies in the house or daddies in the know,i would love to hear your suggestions please...i was told by a neighbour to use this banga spice(rhogoje i think they call it)blend it smooth,add water and heat it then give 1 tsp to my baby.Any1 know how effective this is?

Wash bitter leaf, extract the juice and rub it on the child's body. You can also give the child a little to drink. But don't forget to take the child to the hospital for immunization ...measles vaccine is given around 9 months. Seek professional advise since you said the child is 2 years.

What is the essence of a food thread without pictures?

AfflictedOne:
Good morning Nairalanders , especially doctors in the house. I have a very serious case of bad mouth odour that has persisted for a long time, at least 8years.

Sometimes I have to brush as many as three to four times a day and bad enough, it will still be there.

Occasionally, I remove some yellowish smelly stuffs from my throat and after sometimes I see them again. Also of late, I have persistent headaches even without fever, even when I wake in the morning expecting to be refreshed, the ache will still be there. I don't know if these are related.

I have seen two or three doctors and normally there give me antibiotics and recommend mouthwashes. Now it is still here an am worried and depressed.

I am in my late 20s and this has affected my life in ways space will not permit me to write. I just cannot function well anywhere because I cannot talk for fear of the odour. My social life is zero, and I am almost always alone.

Please advice me if you have or know someone who has experienced this, or you are an expert or you know something I can do to be free from this. Its so bad its the only item on my new year prayer. I don't want to spend another year in this. Thank you all in anticipation.

This is a new profile, just for anonymity. Please help an afflicted brother. Thank you.

You can read the below up...hope you will find it helpful.
https://draxe.com/tonsil-stones/

RoyalBlak007:
Moms use space even better than magicians.

This is so my mum�

Odingo1:
Olosho runs girl business would have giving you more money before year 2018 runs out instead of this nonsense, so by the time you gave 6 eggs you will be having 6 children elsewhere that will resemble you and bear your gene and you are not doing it for charity.

If you are my sister you must bring that egg back, because you cant be selling our family gene any how you want it.

This cracked me up!

How much is family planning that some couple cannot opt for?

NwaAmaikpe:



This poor girl doesn't deserve whatever cacophony Davido is about to dish out in her honour.

Where have you been?

cana882:
Nice.
Please i need an answer

You took it right out of my mouth. It will be difficult to locate someone in that crowd...they all look alike.

She couldn't bleach her DNA�

archildao@gmail.com

FUTA alumni, can't remember his name though... Blessings in your marriage!

Happy Birthday ma!

fabulouslove:
Call/whatsapp 08166229389

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