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Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church With Tablet Instead Of A Bible - Any Difference? by ceejayluv(m): 9:18am On Aug 20, 2013
Bleble-swag:
because most those devices ar produced by d devil, so u cnt cast him out using his device.
Serious?? Your God didn't give humans the brain for tech advancement? it was the devil that produced the printing press used for mass printing of the paper Bible, right? Cos those days it was a marvellous invention. You're lucky we're not debating this face-to-face. I'd have whitewashed you so bad, you'll change your antediluvian mindset.
Science/Technology40 Pythons Found In Canadian Hotel by ceejayluv(op):
Little more than a week after a giant python crushed two young Canadian boys to death, police have recovered 40 of the snakes from a hotel room.

The reptiles were found in several plastic storage bins on Thursday night in a room in Brantford, Ontario, where a

https://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/40-pythons-found-hotel-670.jpg

Officers have opened a probe into the incident but they did not say where the couple were at the time or whether the pair would be charged with breaking local laws that prohibit owning pythons.

The snakes, which ranged in length from 30 centimeters to 1.4 meters, were in poor health and have been taken in by the Canadian Society for the Protection of Animals, where a veterinarian is monitoring them.

The find comes 11 days after Connor and Noah Barthe, aged six and four respectively, died in the eastern town of Campbellton, New Brunswick when an African python escaped from its terrarium and killed them.

The boys had been enjoying a sleepover with a friend, whose father's private menagerie of exotic animals included the python.

Animal experts expressed astonishment at the tragedy, many of them noting that, while an African rock python is a dangerous animal capable of killing large prey, it would not normally attack humans.

The initial police investigation found that the snake probably managed to break out of its terrarium and then nosed through a ventilation duct which led into the boys' bedroom.
www.news.discovery.com/animals/zoo-animals/40-pythons-found-canadian-hotel-130818.htm
Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church With Tablet Instead Of A Bible - Any Difference? by ceejayluv(m): 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2013
tyrese224: u wan go do show,admit it
Show wetin na? Which kind poor mentality be this sef??
Tablets are even far cheaper than some smartphones now. It's like someone driving his multi-million Naira car to church, do you call that "posing"??.. don't people wear their best outfits to church as per "Sunday best"...?
Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church With Tablet Instead Of A Bible - Any Difference? by ceejayluv(m): 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2013
Eze fresh: plsss the value to me are the same..... For those of us who criticize the eletronic aspect of the bible, are thos who can not afford to buy a tablet...... Plsss no offence oooo. I just talk my mind oooo
Many cheap Android tablets abound in the market, I don't think it's cos they can't afford it but it's a matter of mental self-enslavement.
Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church With Tablet Instead Of A Bible - Any Difference? by ceejayluv(m): 5:19pm On Aug 18, 2013
There's no difference, dude. The "word" is written both in the paper book and in the Bible app. Besides the Bible you carry must have been typed and saved in "soft form" before being printed. Now imagine it wasn't printed but instead inscribed into an app and installed in gadgets for convenience.. Doesn't get simpler than that.
As for the miracle aspect., well I only have one word to say - "Nollywood"..
If we are to go back to the way the books of the Bible were written, we'd be carrying raggedy old scrolls about .
The printing press used to popularise the Bible must have been opposed by blockhead conservatives at the time of invention.
Heck! Did you know it was illegal at a time to translate the Bible into any other language than Latin?
The world is progressing. If you don't follow such harmless trend , you'll definitely be left behind.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Caught In UK Sham Marriage by ceejayluv(m): 7:00pm On Aug 16, 2013
Da_b¤§§.:
When they increase the amount for their visa bond again all of u will start whining.
Nigerians stay home and develop your country.
Do we have the tech knowhow, political zeal and orientation to develop our country yet? Don't think so. A serious country won't have so much hopelessly unemployed half-baked engineers roaming about. To those that have the chance, Board the next flight out of Africa, brush up your orientation, if possible have your kids there and contribute to Nigeria later when you've carved a niche for yourself in whatever your field of endeavour is,.. My humble advice.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Olinguito - A New Carnivorous Mammalian Specie Discovered by ceejayluv(m): 6:30pm On Aug 16, 2013
petipeti: In Igbo land, we call it ikiri. If It holds a tree, nothing removes its hand unless u shines torchlight on it.
Ikiri is a bush baby na, aka Galago.
it took a decade for seasoned scientists to identify it, you think you can just see a pic online and give your own identification?
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Maps Trick Shows You The Inside Of Doctor Who's 'TARDIS' by ceejayluv(m): 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2013
# Geeks only #
FoodRe: 10 Intelligence Killing Foods You Need To Avoid by ceejayluv(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2013
I should be guilty of like 80% of that.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - Only Death Will Stop Me From Contesting In 2015 by ceejayluv(m): 2:31pm On Aug 15, 2013
Misleading Title... Sun News strategy.
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Movies Africa Magic Should Stop Screening by ceejayluv(m): 3:17pm On Aug 14, 2013
speedyboi: Hypocrite! That's what you are.....kai. You like watching Africa magic! And that's the simple fact, be a man and admit it!

I also have ladies at home who like to watch Africa magic 24/7! I can't mention one title of the movies they show....talkless of narrating them.....or even knowing how many times they show them. Gosh! If you truely just 'bump' into the movies like you claim, then it's either: you won't watch 'em from d beginning or you won't finish them .....or both! So you won't know what's going on! I don't pass 10Mins on any Africa magic movie (except my favourite; Africa magic entertainment cos it shows quality films).

Last bullet: stop deceiving your self ąnd stop being a hypocrite!

#Okbye
Quit being a buzz kill.. My parents were constrained to know some cartoon titles I watched as a kid and had to view some episodes till it was time for news. Does it mean they loved cartoons.??
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Finds Giant Burmese Python In His Shed In Florida by ceejayluv(m): 9:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
Ebirich Ben: White Men and Snake, Hope they won't give birth to Snake one Day. Foolish Set of People
That's Racist, mind you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Doctor Arrested For Stealing Heroin From Patient's Stomach by ceejayluv(m): 4:56pm On Aug 13, 2013
seedord247: The patient must be Igo.. grin

Missing letter. B
You forgot the letter T.. that makes you a demented BigoT....
Science/TechnologyRe: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by ceejayluv(m): 8:27am On Aug 12, 2013
switdil: 3 days later he enter water again
D guy never learn, na until d shark go consider human meat n change face for d guy dat tym na Rip we go dey typ for am.

Lyk sey we wey dey run for cockroach sef no sabi wetin we dey do
Too much familarity wit ol dos thing na die
So, he should quit his job and passion for a minor accident? Should a soldier quit cos of a bullet graze?
Christianity EtcRe: . by ceejayluv(m):
In my opinion name him either Jesus or Christ... ..Not both cos each is radical enough on its own in our society. Naming him Jesus Christ will be taking it a bit too far. By the way, is she certain it's gonna be a boy?
PoliticsRe: Samsung Opens New Academy In Lagos. by ceejayluv(m): 5:29pm On Aug 11, 2013
Kairoseki77: Haters are hating while Lagos is moving.

Tribalists will never accept that Fashola is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria.

Instead of Nigerians being jealous of Lagos, other nations could be jealous of Nigeria. But they won't listen.
You're clearly paranoid..
Go see a psychologist
PoliticsRe: Procter & Gamble To Build $250M Plant In Ogun State by ceejayluv(m): 10:22pm On Aug 08, 2013
CyberG: I like to see Lagos maintain it's business, industrial, technology, transportation leadership while adding tourism on a massive scale! Again, people who are not natively from the State or Yorubaland who are constituting a nuisance be removed for goodness sake! The Yorubas from Lagos who are in other States even in the SW should be brought back, it is really a good thing because ultimately we are working towards the same goal, the money spent in taking care of them is money spent from our ultimate shared "pockets"! Of course, let the Yorubas in the states, even when poor or sick, be taken care of in the best way possible before being re-united back with their families. Non-Yorubas who contribute financially (taxes), work to sweep and clean our lands, contribute something even real hardwork can by all means stay for now only the state governments should be enumerating each of these people regularly and enacting the most comprehensive taxation system in our states so no one benefits without paying a fair share! The destitutes, lazy, criminals (a lot of them cause only problems and reduce the quality of our Yoruba country-state) should be removed and transported back to their States with due process! The lazy and irresponsible governments who play politics and do not show-up to carry their people should be pre-informed that such human cargo will be delivered to their lands at any convenient time of the 24 hour day so if they don't want them at 3 pm, they should be on sit by 9 am in the morning so they can receive them and take care of them!
One word- UTOPIA
PoliticsRe: Man Sets Six People Ablaze For Smoking Indian Hemp by ceejayluv(m): 8:31am On Aug 08, 2013
Where's that billyonaire of a dude?.. See what your "sensible" brother has done.
FashionRe: Aevin Dugas With Biggest Natural Afro by ceejayluv(m): 3:43pm On Aug 07, 2013
Looks like a big black poodle.... Cool though....
NYSCRe: Cultists Machete Female NYSC Member In Bayelsa by ceejayluv(m): 9:16am On Aug 07, 2013
~Bluetooth:
The only sensible southerners are found in the south western region of Nigeria.



Get well soon
Yeah, true. But still got bad eggs like the Badagry lynch mob...
FamilyRe: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by ceejayluv(m): 3:43am On Aug 07, 2013
ibkaye: wet nurse
Exactly... But "wet nurse"... Hmmm.
Why does my mind give this term an £ROTIC connotation?
Science/TechnologyRe: Snake Strangles Two Boys To Death While Sleeping by ceejayluv(m): 5:39pm On Aug 06, 2013
coogar: that man killed those children.......
there's no way a python would climb through the vent and strangle 2 kids to death at the same time. the story does not make any sense.
Dunno what such motive could be. It's not the first time they slept over in his house. The pet shop will definitely be closed cos there have been petitions in the past from concerned neighbours about the condition of the animals there. I feel the man was plain careless.
Science/TechnologyRe: Snake Strangles Two Boys To Death While Sleeping by ceejayluv(m): 4:03pm On Aug 06, 2013
bookface: I wonder if there are people who actually believed that a python could punch a hole through the wall (with what?) and the strangle two kids (silently and both kids together?) and then the same python refuses to swallow its prey but chose to lie down quietly ... yeah right! That b@stard killed those kids and then blamed the humble snake, knowing fully well that a snake cannot defend itself in court.
Leave it for the autopsy. Don't be an armchair detective.
HealthRe: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by ceejayluv(m): 3:26pm On Aug 05, 2013
BrightCar: WHAT IS THIS WORLD TURNING INTO? OH GOD HAVE MERCY IN JESUS NAME.
This ain't the strangest of things that have or will happen, dude. Don't panic yet.
PoliticsRe: Imo Completes 120 New Model Schools by ceejayluv(m): 6:25am On Aug 05, 2013
Lordjunta: Pls we ar no longer kids here,any report or claim without any action pictures is as good as a Biology teaching without illustrations,history without dates. Rochas played into d hand of Gen. Buhari in 2003 and he was taught a red letter lesson. Now he has once again played into d hands of d combined Evil of Buhari and Tinubu. I weep for him. He wants to be president of Ogboko abi? Time wil tell.
Fact...
PoliticsRe: FEC Meeting: Jonathan Fails To Announce Cabinet Shake-up by ceejayluv(m): 7:22am On Aug 03, 2013
PeterKbaba: ....... MOST FASHOLA ALWAYS BEG YOU TO ACT CIVIL AND NOT LIKE THIS VILLAGERS YOU ARE!!!! TRULY YOU CAN TAKE A MAN OUT OF THE STREET, BUT YOU CANT TAKE THE STREET OUT OF THEM...... YEYE PEOPLE
You could at least spell "MUST" properly. Oya, correct that and rant on.
PoliticsRe: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by ceejayluv(m): 3:03pm On Jul 31, 2013
2ru-talk:
I thought Sani Yerima sponsored the controversial child marriage bill shocked
There was NO child marriage Bill...
PoliticsRe: Keyamo Petitions Prisons Over Attempt To Sodomise Charles Okah by ceejayluv(m): 1:44pm On Jul 31, 2013
Yeske!:
I don't get it
I think I get it, but hope I'm wrong...
PoliticsRe: Senate Denies Endorsing Child Marriage Law by ceejayluv(m): 8:21am On Jul 30, 2013
LeoG: Wat an uneducated slowpoke. So quick to insult even wen u were not insulted. Learn to correct people d right way wen dey are wrong. And besides if u didn't understand d 150million dat was used in my illustration even wen I know d total population is about 160million, den u simply nid to enroll 4 English classes. U think u know so much but u know notin and have no common sense. Anyway, I'm also thanking ur thick skull for letting me know it has noting to do wit d voting age. Taken and thanks.
you're welcome... fact is that the #childnotbride warriors got too emotioal about the whole issue. to me, that is analogous to issuing a fatwa at the slightest misunderstanding ..
Foreign AffairsRe: Jamaican Teen Transvestite Stabbed To Death At Street Dance by ceejayluv(m): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: yo,steve.
Ya, Adam...
Foreign AffairsRe: Bananas Thrown At Black Italian Minister During Speech. by ceejayluv(m): 4:22pm On Jul 27, 2013
venorite: A whole prime minister had banana thrown at him and there's no picture to support ur story...pls u guys should try and get pictures,it makes d story look real
Prime minister ke....
Foreign AffairsRe: Jamaican Teen Transvestite Stabbed To Death At Street Dance by ceejayluv(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2013
So sad... Batty boy got killed....

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