₦airaland Forum

It's high time this idiot got assassinated....

FreeStuffsNG:
O ti zeh!!
Epa n para e, o ni ohun pa aja.
They fell into the ditch they made for us Nigerians.

One mushroom party called Labour (in vain) Party had a mob of followers who spent all the while insulting, cyberbullying, cursing and recruiting polling agents for their yeye twitter and social media polls/ polling units instead of getting actual human beings as PU agents.
They have been disgraced even before election day.

lp has only 23.3% of the total nationwide polling units covered and about 20% of the 23.3% polling units covered are PU in Igboland so lp has less than 10% of the remaining polling agents shared among the remaining 5 geopolitocal zones and FCT. My estimate is that lp covered less than 5% of all the polling units in SS, less than 3% of total polling units in SW covered less than 2% in North central and less than 1% of total PUs in NW and NE covered.

How the 23.3% of the total nationwide PU agents lp could muster are spread by % of sub total polling units per geopolitical zone:

SE>50% of total PUs in SE covered by lp

SS<5% of total PUs in SS covered by lp


SW<3% of total PUs in SW covered by lp


NC<2% of total PUs in NC covered by lp


NE<1% of total PUs in NE covered by lp


NW<1% of total PUs in NW covered by lp


Now pro-rate this with registered voters by geopolitical zone then you know it is all over for lp. They covered >50% of total PUs in the geopolitical zone with the least number of registered voters by majoring in minor.smh.

This is why the unruly, uncouth and mostly unpatriotic Mr Obi followers are envious and apprehensive; they always lose, they lack character, they are unteachable and therefore too dull to understand complex human strategic planning and thinking. They are 100% deficient in learning and character.

They were being mocked by Sowore Baba last week when lp was begging INEC chairman for the list of their PU agents! So in actual fact, lp has far less than 23.3% credited to it since their candidates have been decamping in droves and some of the names on their purported list would have decamped from lp to APC.

Won ti lule with their F9 customer daada.

Asiwaju is the next President and the victory will be a landslide!

This is different from what shehu Sani posted. Why do urchins like pulling stats out of their putrid behinds?

Menclothing:
Nollywood is best in Africa and 3rd in the world

Might be third largest in terms of volume of content.... But far behind in terms of quality.

Odibembem:
Yes u generate code from CBN portal, print take it to the bank with the money and they give u instant value, immediate value, as at yesterday and today u get INSTANT value. I say this cos I know

OK oo,.. but do you know if one can deposit multiple times using the same profile?

emmykk:
This is just propaganda no bank in Nigeria opened to collect deposit.

The collection of old N500 and N1000 will only be deposited after election. This is because any move to accept deposit will generate crises.

So the President,CBN and commercial bank will play low until after election.


If you have old money don't panic they will be asked for to be deposited in after election.

Customers have to generate a number in the CBN portal before they can deposit. And the money won't hit their accounts till CBN approves.
So, it's not a direct Bank deposit per se.

Retire with your billions

What about the Online generated number. Does it mean that the person that wrote this memo is not aware of it.

Hendrixky:
Yes yes
Listen to radio this morning
It is official
Only 200 naira note is allowed as legal tender


500 and 1000 naira note can not be used anymore

Buhari say vote any candidates of your choice

Don't be scared security will be provided

I love what Buhari is doing

If this is the only thing he can be remembered for
Please also ensure dss, efcc, well trained police and icpc all scattered around polling unit that day

Buhari say As of October 2022, therefore, currency in circulation had risen to N3.23 trillion; out of which only N500 billion was within the Banking System while N2.7 trillion remained permanently outside the system; thereby distorting the financial policy and efficient management of inflation

Yes yes yes....if this is the only thing Buhari will do for us

We all must go out of our convenient zone to make this country work please 🙏 for posterities

If only he didn't destroy the naira value And cause the hyperinflation in the first place....
Anyway, I support the naira policy fully.

MarketDispatch:
But why Paris why not Nigeria?

It's appreciated better there. In Nigeria, folks will be like "who e epp"

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Can't you read?
The thing shriveled up and became lifeless!

What else was the gf called in to try resurrecting?

READ!!

Well, there are no images of that as well.

You'll never see a snapshot of the organ-less crotch... Not Even with the prevalence of camera phones nowadays.

Tinubu inlaw, we don hear..

Organic crowd

Fuckyoumod:
the info they have. A common Nigerian like you no get am.

Yeah, the same Way obj got information of the 100 or so GEJ snipers.
We know how propagandists get their information.

Did Anyone say they want to postpone the election?

IfnobeGod20:
A transaction that you've received a debit alert can never be reversed again, except if there is no debit alert, then it can be reversed.

You're wrong... That you've never experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. It's happened to me on few occasions. Both for "approved" and denied transactions

faceland:
Those are 50 and 100 naira service. Then the bank would cut 25 naira for a 100 service. End of month, they would also cut 4 naira for the SMS alert they sent you. You end up paying 139 and then merchandise end up receiving 98 naira.

It doesn't even make sense to do tiny transactions digitally.

There are other convenient options like mtn mobile money And some other e wallets that charge next to nothing for micro transactions

I was disappointed though... I prefer the deadline still stands And let's get done with the whole drama. Postponing the deadline will embolden the currency racketeers to hoard it further or sell them to The highest bidders (politicians)....

One More. A fake alert will not show your balance at the End. Obviously the person sending you a fake alert wouldn't know how much was in your acct.

codemaniacs:
There are cobras in Africa and there are definitely King Cobras in Africa...

Barely looking at the images of the cobras in Africa and the so called king cobra you can tell they're the same thing just that in one continent one is called king cobra and in another continent the same cobra is called forest cobra....

It's the same as saying there's no word known as "colour" in the U.S but "color"..

Taxonomy is beyond looking at two species and declaring them the same..

Thank God it's your mum And not hers or a friend. Your mum Will always have your interest at heart.

LikeAking:
Guy use ur head.

How many people 29 mill on serve?

All these fake stories are peddled by the fg to cover their failure.

Banks are not the problem... Na fg..

With a withdrawal limit? A lot.

officialwdhtv:
But it can also be found in Africa and infact Nigeria. Many have been spotted and killed in Naija. Dont sound so woke. E full Africa too

There are cobras in Africa... But the particular king Cobra is endemic to Asia

yang:
Use debit card to make payments

Cash should be used only for little transactions

A central bank should have control of money supply to keep exchange rate reasonable

CBN policy is good all transactions should be done by Card via POS terminal or by bank transfer

This stops kidnapping and theft and also ensures tax compliance

Printing of excessive cash for circulation is evil

There is no place in the world where people can pay or withdraw millions over the counter, it's done by bank transfer for tax and money laundering reasons

I support that but as expected with the Nigerian Factor, the transfer channels of banks are having issues. GTB, zenith and access especially... Coupled with others. Didn't they anticipate increased traffic of e-platforms? Is that how they want to run the cashless project?

Useless post.....

faceland:
They went to school to be good employees and not entrepreneurs.

Besides, entrepreneurship is a calling.

I've fukked in My car years ago and the car was still Good for another year before it started developing faults. Nigerians don't buy new cars, so there's a small mean time before failure of parts... Could happen anytime, before or after or without even sex in the car.

Football should getaat ...

He should jakpa.... Help him settle down somewhere far and settle the debts from there...

2.5 million naira a month and I won't bother to jakpa.

Habibi46:
Meaning their women are far more than their men

Rather, their women are kinda More bitchy...