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Family / Re: LOOK AT THIS !!! Businesses You Can Startup With Little Or No Capital by CERKEYNAH: 9:35pm On Oct 27, 2020
ecomalchemist:
Overtime a lot of Nairalanders have been asking for business ideas and i thought to put this down after brainstorming for 20 minutes.

Remember that the goal is to make daily income / passive income #NOSALARYGANG.

As time goes on i'd be sharing other business ventures I'm into, you can start something from here and build it up. You don't need anything fancy, you are in a 3rd world country...always remember that.

So let's get to it.

Keep that money.....refer to number 5, then pay your tithe to me later


1. Pure water business
get a shop with 2 solid dressers, Go to the factory and buy @ the rate of N70. Resell at the rate of 120 - 150 per bag. Supply to schools, churches, individuals...if you sell 200 bags a day, do the math.

2. POS business, (operate in a busy area but close early, e get why). This can be successfully combined with number 1. Contact baxibox.com and surepaddy (providus bank), they will put you through and supply you with the necessary hardware you need for the business... If you are starting out, you necessarily do not need a shop per se...just talk to your local carpenter to construct a small kiosk in a busy environment.

3. Biscuit business (no matter how economy be, people go chop biscuit)

4. Condom business (supply hotels and guest house across the federation)..as religious as we are as a nation we fucc like no mans business, the population keeps SOARING...

5. Local arbitrage (enter eko, look for fast moving products.strike a deal with the seller that you want to be a dropshipper..invest in a good camera phone and apps like lightroom and snapseed, join facebook 'buy and sell groups' facebook has 22M nigerians, just fucking sell something.. create fb / ig / whatsapp business / twitter / nairaland and advertise like your life depends on it).if you want to make 100k daily you need to learn facebook and instagram marketing..LOW RISK

Go here to learn Facebook marketing > trafficmastery ng. Work smart, not hard !

3. Resturant / bar & bushmeat join...during my nysc there's this joint I usually visited to drink mmanya (palmwine) or whatever its called. I spend at least 1k drinking palmy and bushmeat.

4. Foodstuff business (buy from the north, sell in the west)

5. Small chops / akara / yam / potatoes...mama chinedu don build 2 houses, she's on the third one as we speak.

6. Mini importation, this is very tricky due to the forex rate and all the bottlenecks but i will teach you how you can pass this hurdle in my next posts.

7. importation of gadgets / Phone accessories / used items... WhatsApp me for the free guide..

8. Data vending business...goto https://mobilenig.com/?ref=97 get cheap dirt data, pay bills and airtime. This business can be combined with Number 1 & 2...all you need is a mobile phone and internet connection, ATM card (GTB..most preferrable for this jab). Use jBL speakers, just dey play latest gbedu dey go..people will come around to patronize you..
I made over 300k doing this, I still dey do am sha..lol

If you want to take it online...get a good graphics designer to design something like 'BUHARI DATA SERVICES' with data prices and services u render ...lmao..u get my drift sha...then come online and start bombing...facebook...instagram...twitter..nairaland...telegram...

9. Selling of used items on jiji, nairaland, facebook market place and Olist...that your neighbour has items he has not been using for sometime...use style and ask him....take clear pictures in a nice background and upload it, out your price...your phone would start beeping from phone calls

10. DROPSHIPPING (millionaire's paradise)

Please comment and share, thank you.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE FIGHT IS AGAINST POVERTY.
#JEKINGBADUNLOMAGBADUN#
interested in mini importation and dropshipping
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 7:49pm On Oct 22, 2015
Asalaam Aleykum dear sisters! It's been a yl, I've been very busy with my masters programme, work n home. May Allah answer your prayers. Zeezy! Pls take it easy on ursef n everyone too. After hardship is ease, just keep having faith in Allah. Take heart my fellow sisters.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 11:33am On Jul 27, 2015
Asalaam Aleykum sisters, @ Ononoplanet, Walykun Salaam, tanx, may Allah accept our prayers.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 9:45pm On Jul 13, 2015
Alhamdulilah beetle, may Allah bless her, make her a source of to the parent n a pious muslim.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 3:17pm On May 08, 2015
He's doing great, tanx. In Shaa Allah, I always did, esply durning my tahjud, Monday n Thursday fasting and I know He will answer those prayers. To all sisters, just be patient n be steadfast. He dt did mine will surely do urs soonest, In Shaa Allah, Amin.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 10:08am On May 07, 2015
Asalaam Aleykum everyone, its been a while now. @ zeezy, how're u doing? @ROSL hmm, pls make ur faith stronger and firmer in Allah, He is sufficient for us. I've been in this situation b4, eventually he answered our prayer, I know its not easy, there will be dt joy u want sooner than u think In Shaa Allah.

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Education / Re: Oau Postgraduate Harmattan Semester Form Sale Is Out by CERKEYNAH: 9:37am On Jan 07, 2015
Do I need to submit my transcript? I had my first degree from OAU. Just want to know please.
Politics / Jonathan To Campaign In Borno, Yobe, Adamawa – Gana by CERKEYNAH: 6:08pm On Jan 05, 2015
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will take President Goodluck Jonathan’s re-election campaign train to Borno, Yobe, Adamawa and other states ravaged by Boko Haram insurgents in the Northeastern part of the country.

The Chairman of the PDP fundraising dinner and former Information Minister, Prof. Jerry Gana, stated this in Abuja on Monday.

Gana is also the Director, Contact and Mobilisation of the President’s campaign organasation.

Towns and villages in Borno, Yobe, and Adamawa States have come under bloody attacks by Boko Haram insurgents. Several towns and villages have been seized by the sect members, with hundreds of innocents citizens killed, maimed and abducted by insurgents on a daily basis.

Gana said: “As the Director, Contact and Mobilisation, yes, we will go to the North East, the campaign organisation is going to be inaugurated today (Monday) and because we are organised, the programme is ready.

“North East is in our programme and in fact we are going to campaign in Maiduguri, Yobe and everywhere else and by the grace of God, we shall come back.”
Speaking on the chances of the PDP in the February elections, Prof. Gana said the electorates will go for capacity and experience.

“People will go for experience and capacity and not those that will be experimenting with the new house because we don’t know whether the new house will last after the election.

“People who want to be stable build on solid rock, which is the PDP. The other one is the sand and when you build on sand, it may scatter. Please advise Nigerians to vote for the party that is on the rock.

“This is a critical year for Nigeria, but it will all go well. There won’t be violence, the elections will be free and fair. The winner will be clear, Nigeria will not break up. Anyone who says Nigeria will be divided will be disappointed because Nigerians have become very mature politicians and democrats.”
Politics / Re: PDP In 2014: Big Gains And Bad Losses by CERKEYNAH: 12:03am On Jan 02, 2015
Minet16:
gosh, so long

Nigerian with reading culture. What's long here?
Education / Re: Oau Postgraduate Harmattan Semester Form Sale Is Out by CERKEYNAH: 3:34pm On Jan 01, 2015
okpakoalex:
What is my chances of gaining admission into applied chemistry
I have my B.Sc in industrial chemistry and I graduated with 2:2
I just submitted my online application now but yet to forward my documents
Thanks

With 2.2 you should be admitted.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 6:42pm On Sep 16, 2014
Asalaam Aleykun my sistas, whao, its been a long tym , so sorry abt dt. @amaturahmon, Alhamdulilah, may Allah guide him n provide 4 u d parent to take care of him amin. @ everyone, how're u all doings? May Allah comfort us all n grant our heart desire. May He provide us pious children soon. 1luv sis.

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Wins In Osun Elections With Wide Margin by CERKEYNAH: 8:39am On Aug 10, 2014
I thought Fani Kayode said PDP will win the election?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 4:06pm On Jul 18, 2014
@ juwonesho n zeezzy, tanx n amin to ur prayers. @ everyone Asalaam Aleykun n how's fasting. May Allah reward us abundantly.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 11:33pm On Jul 14, 2014
Asalaam Aleykun sistas. The virus na wa, I thought no 1 saw my message. @juwonesho, he's doing great Alhamdulilah. May Allah grant unto us our heart desire. Eku oungbe. May Allah accept it n 4give our sin.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by CERKEYNAH: 5:05pm On Jun 28, 2014
Hello everyone, I'm just joining d health session. My little man just clocked 2wks 2day, he doesn't suck breast, he suck small, leave it n start crying since birth till now buh if I squeeze it into his cup or feeding bottle he takes it very well. I'm so worried. Pls any advise.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Sisters Circle by CERKEYNAH: 10:49am On Jan 10, 2014
Another question I av is dt I've heard lectures n some text allow us to relax our hair though its been long I heard it. Pls I want a back up islamic text n hadith on dis 2 be sure. Tanx
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Sisters Circle by CERKEYNAH: 10:44am On Jan 10, 2014
JazakAllah dear sis, rily appreciate ur contribution. I'll try those oils, I usually used any hair cream I found.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Sisters Circle by CERKEYNAH: 1:47pm On Jan 09, 2014
@ harmeenart; when u get to d bridge u'll cross it, just ask 4 God direction.
@ all; I av something dt has been disturbing my mind c goes does: how do u care 4 ur hair 4 ummus in da houz considering d fact dt u av to take ur ghusl(spiritual bath) after intercourse unlike normal cycle c u know is once in a mnth u've gotta wash. I av dis stubborn hair, n long c i av to relax after so much pain, I also dont like plating my hair cos of headache buh I wash n pack it neatly. Buh been married n putting water on it often is disturbing n it get due easily. Pls my sis both married n singles, I nid ur suggestion, contributions n advise. Tanx
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 2:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
@ cocodiva n abibby, tanx. May He SWT bless us all. Amin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 3:06pm On Dec 30, 2013
@ Amaturahman, Amin, jazakAllah Khairan
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 6:33am On Dec 29, 2013
Tbaby4real: Salam sisters......
*dancing* Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Robbil Halameen..... Congrat Cerkeynah, Insha Allah you will carry to term and it will be stress free journey. Could you tell us what you did different this time.
@ Tbaby4 real, I didn't do anything difft than to take pregnant care, see my gynae constantly n prayers. Allah Knows Best
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 6:14am On Dec 29, 2013
Jazak' Allah Khairan @ all , I felt like crying seeing all ur messages and love. I'm so pleased n happy. Olorun too she temi a she teyin naa In Shaa Allah soon. Amin to all ur prayers. Thank u so much. Hugs n kisses to u all.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 5:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
Asalaam Aleykun ummu's. I want u all 2 say Alhamdulilah n thank Allah 4 me trillions time. i've bin sick a yl now, I did so many tests c confirmed dt I'm pregnant.
My journey so far: pregnant b4 had a miscarriage, later ttc, had a myomectomy (fibroid operation), later ttc n finally Allah answered our prayer. May Allah in His Infinite Mercy answer ur prayers sooner dn u cld imagine. NEVER LOSS HOPE MY DEAR SISTERS. BARAQ ALLAH FIIKUM. LUV U ALL.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 12:02pm On Dec 12, 2013
Coffencream, u 're welcome. Our prayers shall be aanswered soon In Shaa Allah.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 7:51am On Nov 26, 2013
@ golpen, Jazaka'Allah Khairan, rily appreciate it,
@ Zeezzy, Allah's time is d best, He Knows what's best 4 us @ a particular tym. Baraqa Allah Fii dear. kiss

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Education / Re: 7 Nigerian Varsities Emerge For World Bank Sponsored Projects by CERKEYNAH: 11:15pm On Nov 21, 2013
Oskyworld: I rep Funaab as my Undergraduate institution and I rep U.I as my Postgraduate institution. grin


Same here

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Education / Re: 7 Nigerian Varsities Emerge For World Bank Sponsored Projects by CERKEYNAH: 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2013
Gboyee4fun: FUnaab funaab glory of our days, forward upward u shall ever stay, beacons of our fathers' land to success we wil sail,labouring toilin forward we shall ever stay...repping funaab
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Greatest FUNAABITE!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, FBI, CIA To Fight Boko-haram by CERKEYNAH: 7:38am On Oct 30, 2013
Who are d FBI, CIA and Boko Haram? ~ they are all terrorist, dy used dem 2 ploy attacks and also used dem 2 investigate it. We shld be very careful in Nigeria not 2 allow fbi n cia 2 our affairs. The Jtf are capable n I pray NIGERIA will be @ peace again wt a very pious n great leader.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by CERKEYNAH: 2:39pm On Oct 18, 2013
@ Harbiola1 u're welcome. Baraqa Allah Fii
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 2:19pm On Oct 14, 2013
Asalaam Aleykun moi sistaz,
@ Beelie, pls don't worry ursef too much, be calm
@ all, May Allah answer our prayer sooner than we imagine. He knows d best tym 4 us all. I only pray our faith in Him will help us till then. Amin. Eid Mubaraq to U all. So glad to av u all as my motivation. Hugs n Kisses 2 u all.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by CERKEYNAH: 10:06am On Oct 08, 2013
Amin to all ur prayers sis, Asalaam Aleykun 2 u all.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Sisters Circle by CERKEYNAH: 1:45pm On Sep 30, 2013
Hello sisters, hope dis is not late, @ ameenahs and every1 dt as contributed. @ ameenahs, our society allows jilbab, just very few though. I'll advise dt u dress d normal way u dress or u dress in a way oda sister suggested dt's if u're ready to start dressing lyk. Buh above all, it shld be in comformity wt islamic modest way. Again, wot will be best 4 u n ur deen will not leave U n vice versa so I'll advise u just be ursef, prepare very well 4 d job as well as d interview, present ursef intelligently. In Shaa Allah all will be well. Finally, we sisters shld consider establish oursef n be our. Own enterpreneur by starting small, not just selling of islamic attire, a lot of pple had venture into it. Let's be creative. May Allah increase us in Eman

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