ladyF:
Me, I can't o. Get pregnant outside marriage because? Dem go disown me for haus sef!

If you cannot come and do the sensible thing and wed a lady properly before bearing kids up and down, pls forget about the marriage. Marriage is not for u. I am not a baby factory.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

If I talk now

ijustdey:



Would you go back to a woman who dumped you when you had nothing?



http://pulse.ng/gist/morning-teaser-my-fiancee-dumped-me-because-i-was-poor-now-she-wants-me-back-id4077313.html

Forghive her . but let her GO and sin no more

Akuneshiobike:
I had similar experience with my Ex. Her name is Vivian, whom i loved so much. Things were rosy for me when i met him. A time came when I had some challenging issues in my work place, hence prompting my resignation. Not even up to month of the incident, when Vivian started acting funny, next thing she told me is never to disturb her life again. Oh, it was like my whole world had crashed. After some months, came back to life and moved on.
Six months later, i got a call for interview in one of the prestigious banks, and fortunately for me, i made it, a good position and a mouth watery salary. She got the info about me from my Cousin, lo and behold Vivian traced me to my office and was pleading and crying for forgiveness.
I pretended to have accepted her back. I used that opportunity to nack her abuna like crazy. After some weeks when i think i'm satisfied with her abuna. I gave her the shock of her life never to visit nor call my line EVER AGAIN in her whole life.
It was my Cousin who told me that Vivian has been crying since the day i told her off. Definitely i don't bloody care because she did same to me without minding my emotional feelings and i returned same to her. That serves them (women) right.

Get a girl that will love you. Invite Vivian for the wedding . make sure she gets a plate of rice

Aisha95:

So you're implying that a mistake as this isn't worth forgiving?
You never know.
Some guys might give it a thought. An individual is likely to yield to soothing words from a remorsful heart.
To err is human, to forgive is divine.

That is not good heart. Shey she's married na ?. Make she go husband house

lalasticlala:
Singer Kceey shared these photos... See rocking...

Is that lady's name Shakira?

https://instagram.com/p/6dmKPsRKzI/?taken-by=iam_kcee

What's wrong with some girls . why will an adult attend a show and misbehave

toolovely:
The youths of Afikpo and its environs are staging a massive protest over the total blackout and neglect by the Enugu Electricity Distribution Company, EEDC for over a year now. An honorable member of Ebonyi House, HON Maria-Ude Nwachi(Afikpo Chick) has tried severally with her personal money to fix the light issue, but seems like EEDC are not co-operating.

Since I started serving at Afikpo I've not seen light for up to 10times since January. It hurts

Islie:

■ ‘I was raped by every member of the cult on the day of my initiation’
■ She was lucky only 20 slept with her –Male student suspect



http://sunnewsonline.com/new/my-cult-encounters-girl-16-recounts/


Picture of the girl

DearGod,please help me hand pick my future wife

DeHero1:

If they can't use juju to call that guy back I will know those juju they use in their movies are fake

cheerokee:
,Prior to this afternoon, Rumours went around claiming that fast-rising artiste of 5-star music SKIIBII was found dead in his house this morning, only for the CEO 5-star music KCEE who debunked the rumour through his IG account few minutes ago, only for fans of SKIIBII who went to his IG handle @skiibii to vent their anger, accusing him of publicity stunt..

link. https://instagram.com/p/6VwzoRHa68/

Even as the news of his death has made me come to know his name I still have not taken the pain to try download and listen to his song .

POWEROFPEACE:
This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in.

While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back.

A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

Bro so you turn back at the point of inserting . Whatever makes my dickk be on her hand already I don't see a going back tho

bruno419:
I m happy for this boy

I hope it's not a center where they write on the board for them to copy . If otherwise then congrats

thepinkcrystal:
Kim, Khloe, Caitlyn & Kris At Kylie’s 18 Birthday Bash! Whose Fashion Rocked & Whose Flopped?
AUGUST 10, 2015 in Celebrity,Fashion



The baby of the Kardashian klan – Kylie Jenner turns 18 today and to celebrate the highly anticipated birthday her famous fam threw her a lavish birthday bash at what Daily Mail calls “celebrity hotspot The Nice Guy” in Los Angeles.

The event was attended by all the Kardashians – Kimye, Kourtney, Kris Jenner and her 34 year old black boo, Khloe and her new basketball we boo – James Harden, Kendall Jenner, Kylie’s boo – Tyga and of course daddy/mommy – Caitlyn.

After the jump let’s dig into the Kardashian fashion at Kylie’s 18th birthday soirée



The birthday girl was the last to arrive with her 25 year old bf. She went for a platinum blonde look and is rocking a Nicholas Jebran long-sleeved mini-dress covered in crystals and featuring nude panels throughout.



Next up Kimye! Pregnant Kimmy rocked a skin tight backless sheer top, with a skin tight skirt and matching black sandals.



Kanye wore what Kanye always wears.



Newly single mom of 3, Kourtney showed off her belly in a cut out jumpsuit, she threw on a black jacket for good measure.



Khloe has bagged herself another basketball player. This time it’s James Harden who plays for the Houston Rockets.



She arrived showing her new bod in a black mesh mini dress by Balmain. She finished her off her look with Christian Louboutin heels and a black clutch.

Read More: [url]that1960chick.[/url]

KIm be like who swallow cow

Closecall:
My girl friend. ****** (name withheld for privacy) come to see me at my apartment only when her menstral issue is on. May be its just incidental but any time she spends time with me and you know now I use style kiss am small want play hide and seek under the sheets she will just tell that am on it! I hate the sight of blood and when she tells me that my junior officer that was on Attention would just fall like a lizard...
Am confused I really like this girl but am a little unhappy please advice cos I don't want to cheat on her.
Thanks

I guess she doesn't want to do . Just give her space . For her next 3 visits just kiss her and don't go that far and see of she will want you to go further . If she doesn't you can try again after the next 3 visits . Of she's still on her period again she's evil

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Emaeyak Uwem, who died in service in Ekiti state, was buried today.She was buried in her uniform. She was a graduate of Business Admin of Heritage Polytechnic. May her soul rest in peace.

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http://www.edificationinfo.com/2015/08/photos-youth-corper-who-died-in-service.html

So sad ... so so sad . After all the struggle . A corper who just passed out in my local government this July died 2days ago too .. Life is cruel . We can't question God but how can the parents of this people cope with the loss

DaSilvaFemi:
Land Grabbing Scandal At Banana Island

Under the orders of an Army General and the Presidential Implementation Committee (PIC) Some men of the Nigerian Navy and the Nigerian Army Illegally and in contravention of a court injunction stormed a massive expanse of land around Onikoyi area of Banana Island in Ikoyi, owned by the Onikoyi and other private citizens and forcefully ejected workers and the owners of the land.

They later moved on to expand their land grabbing operation using violence and weapons assigned them to serve and protect citizens. A senior officer among the soldiers said they were acting on the orders of the Presidency/Federal Govt. This operation has seen the alleged Land Grabbers forcefully take control of prime water front properties spanning acres and worth 400Million Naira per plot. The land grabbing exercise by these individual wreaks of gross abuse of power. This is not the change we votes for. As at the time of this post men of the Nigerian Army were seen on the premises guarding the land. More evidence on their activities will be posted on this thread shortly.

- Femi DaSilva

The following pictures were taken by fearful bystanders some of whom were later forced into corporal punishments by the officers pictured.

When I'm here looking for 500k to start up something someone will buy a plot of land (100×50) for 400m. .. that money will start me a bottled water factory

otijah:
WTF , as we immediately started romancing after long period of disagreement and struggling, her phone rang, and it was her friend asking for her location, she told her to come to our hotel. I was shocked and asked her were is she gonna stay if eventually she comes and she said in the same room. I asked her if she was in her right senses and she said yes that she is her best friend and can't keep her outside.

I kept quiet and was trying to rush and do the thing before her friend reaches but all hope was lost wen she called that she was at the hotel gate.

she went outside brought her inside the room and her foolish friend on seeing me made no attempt to resist entering rather she came in and sat there and both started gisting and laughing. I was soo mad that i had to put on my clothes and shoes, with my laptop and i headed for the bar making sure that non of my belongings was left in that room.

i was in the bar drinking when she called my phone and requested for food, i asked if her friend also needed and she said yes. i required for the price of the food and a plate was 1500 (3000 for both), that was when i knew i was in for some shiit.

But to cut everything short, I just picked up my laptop and phones and went straight to my car and headed home.

She later called after an hour to know whats holding the food and i told her i don't know that am at my house maybe she should call the kitchen and ask whats the problem, she banged the call and since hasn't called me again. Me wetin concern me, At least the only expenses i did was just the room payment, i know that they must have trekked to their houses that day .

Maybe you've missed your first party. That's how people walk away from.opportunity . LMAO

Lundii:
I don't know why humans are just making life difficult for themselves.
I was at an event two days ago, and I was served a mouth watering dish, but only fork and knife was provided without SPOON(can u imagine).
I don't know how to use it and the painful part is that it was a round table with two girls close by. Well knowing the type of person I am, I asked my friend for suggestion and he asked me to be myself. That statement was a motivation, I just dumped the knife, used the fork as spoon and used my hand to clear the chicken.
Well I am a Nigerian and I just pity people making life difficult for themselves in the name of civilization.

Why don't u share your own experience.

I eat rice with my hand and eba with a fork .

lalasticlala:



http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/08/lawyer-sues-buhari-failure-tackle-fuel-shortage/

One thing about law . When you're not successful you start thinking anyhow and try to sue over anything just to be known and heard .

lalasticlala:


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/08/04/islamic-cleric-arrested-over-3-day-marathon-sex-deliverance/

She wasn't raped . She's not a minor . She's an adult .. set the Alfa free . The lady was just foolish

sixtuschimere:




Photo credit: Pulse.ng
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/08/03/how-nigerian-billionaires-took-over-dj-cuppys-lagos-gig/

Im going to be successful so my kids will mingle with billionaires .
BTW Mike Adenuga is still one silent nigerian billionaire who I don't get to see in events often and with politicians

fighal:
I Have always said it.. I won't FORCE my children to go to the University.. I will encourage and support them in the dream they chose...

Over sabi people go want attack me buh it's welcome...

I agree with you . But listen to her speak . She spoke about her sibling too that's doing same thing . I believe most nigerian parents insist their kids get university education because that's the cheapest way to success here in Nigeria . Where you pay like 40k yearly as school fees in most government owned institutions . That kid is from a well to do family . Rich people think differently. You see DJ CUPPY, her father is a billionaire . Do you think you will see a poor nigerian father that will supoort his child goin in to that when they are looking up to him to assist in training his younger siblings ? Lol

Busuyib:
God is so good to me I met my lovely husband 2011on facebook he was in Abuja and i was in Lagos and luckily for me we got married year 2013 January just like a dream....God so good we have a beautiful bouncing baby girl her names are Victoria, oluwajomiloju(God surprise me) oluwagbemisola (God put me in wealth)morenikeji(I have seen a companion) moyosoreoluwa(I rejoice to God gift) abidemi(Born before her father arrival) folashade(use wealth as a crown) oluwafeyikemi (God use this to bless me)oyinade. We named her Abidemi because her father was on a journey when I gave birth to her.....I always thank God for this beautiful gift every blessed day and to you all reading and praying to God for the fruit of the womb.God will surprise you before this year ends.

This should make those girls on Facebook that will be online and ignore your message to know that they might have ignored their future husband in the name of being Facebook most wanted . At the end they will be doing makeup like Rita Dominic in the name of still looking fabulous at 40.... Please respond to messages

FlirtyKaren:
This accident just happened at Anthony Satellite bus stop, Ikorodu road involving a fuel tanker and a trailer. What you see on the ground pictured above is fuel that spilled from the crash. You won't believe that some Nigerians rushed to 'pack' the fuel, not minding what could happen next or caring about their lives. See more pics after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/photos-from-ghastly-accident-between.html


cc lalasticlala

Since its between two heavy duty vehicle then there's no problem . Those guys drive like they have another living body at home

ademoladeji:
Innocent Ujah Idibia known as 2face has revealed his best artiste in Nigeria.The pop star and African queen crooner, who is regarded as a legend in the industry took to his Twitter handle to announce the artiste that he admired the most in the country.

“Wande Coal is my best Nigerian artist right now. That boy good die, ” he posted on Twitter.
2Face is one of the most decorated and successful Afro pop artists in Africa. He is also one of the most bankable artists in Africa.

He has received one MTV Europe Music Award, one World Music Award, five Headies Awards (Hip-hop award), four Channel O Music Video Awards and one BET award for his musical work, four MTV Africa Music Awards, one MOBO award, one KORA award, and numerous additional nominations.

Wande Coal, like most great musicians started singing in the teenage choir at his church. He got his break in the Nigerian entertainment industry as a dancer. He got signed to Mo’hits records in 2006 and featured on D’banj’s Rundown/Funk you up album on singles such as “Loke”, “tonosibe” and “why me”.

He released his debut album ‘Mushin to Mo’Hits which was widely received across Nigeria, UK and the USA.
Wande Coal has also recorded tracks with other Nigerian artists including ikechukwu, Naeto C, Dr SID, D’Prince, Wizkid and many more. In 2012, Wande Coal, Dr SID and D’Prince signed on to Don Jazzy’s new Record Label Mavin Records with the addition of Tiwa Savage from 323 entertainment acting as the first lady of mavin records. Wande Coal left Mavin Records in 2013. In October 2013, he released a single called “Baby Face”

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/2face-reveals-his-best-nigerian-artist/?

The guy is truly one artist that has not gotten to the level he's supoose to be . I have never heard any of his track that sounds boring

vicadex07:
A surgeon from Ghana who wanted to attend a medical conference in Spain applied for a Spanish visa but was denied. His response to the embassy was simply epic!

This is called smack down .. The doctor knows his worth and he's mouthed . The Ambassador will surely think deep after reading this . Those people at the embassy act like small god.. rubbish

spiritfada:
Nigerian Deposit Money Banks on Monday continued with the policy of naming and shaming their delinquent debtors with further publication of the names of firms and their directors whose loans have become non-performing for more than one year.

While nine banks published the names of the loans defaulters on Monday, four banks released the lists of their chronic debtors, owing a total of N143.81bn, on Tuesday.

The four banks are First Bank of Nigeria Limited, Access Bank Plc, Diamond Bank Plc and Unity Bank Plc.

The banks, which had published the list of their delinquent debtors on Monday were Zenith Bank Plc, Guaranty Trust Bank Plc, Union Bank Plc, Sterling Bank Plc, Skye Bank Plc, Fidelity Bank Plc, Stanbic IBTC Bank, Heritage Bank Limited and Enterprise Bank Limited.

First Bank, which has its total amount of non-performing loans as N43.72bn, published 92 names of delinquent debtors.

The first five companies on the lender’s list owe a combined sum of N23bn. These are Ajaokuta Steel Company Limited, Starcomm Plc; BGL Securities Limited, where a former Minister of Finance and National Planning, Kalu Idika Kalu, is a director; Shield Petroleum Limited and Fargo Petroleum and Gas Limited.

Shield Petroleum, the number one on the list, owes N6.883bn; while Zurich International Service, the last on the list, owes N26.69m.

Unity Bank also released 260 names of delinquent debtors with a combined NPL figure of N45.52bn.

The list has the companies of some prominent Nigerians. These include Umar Mutallab’s DeanShanger Project Limited, N3.6bn; Senator Ayodele Arise and a former Minister of State for Works, Mr. Dayo Adeyeye’s International Payment Devices Limited, N81.9m; and Prince Adeyanju Olateru-Olagbegi’s Cupid Investment BDC, N90.1m.

Other prominent companies on the list are Ekiti Kete Mass Transit, which owes N991m; Fargo Petroleum and Gas Limited, N2.5bn; Ava Cement Limited, N.8bn; and Plywood Chemical and Accessories, N1.1bn.

Ava Cement topped Unity Bank’s debtors’ list with N9.8bn, while Malcolm Akpokodje owes the least with N20m.

Access Bank Plc published a list of 11 delinquent debtors, with a combined NPL figure of approximately N3.4bn.

Top on the list are Bioka Ventures Limited, which owes N1.15bn, while Derukas International Limited was last on the list with a debt of N56.3m.

Diamond Bank Plc has N47.17bn as its total NPLs, with companies belonging to prominent Nigerians owing sizeable amounts.

These include Sir Emeka Offor’s Global ScanSystem Limited, which the bank says owes N181m; a former Chairman, House of Representatives Committee on the Diaspora, Mrs. Abike Dabiri-Erewa’s Thriller Eneavours, which owes N122m; and a former Delta State Commissioner for Sports Solomon Ogba’s Delta Mega Trend Limited, which owes N89m.

Aside the 13 banks which have published their debtor lists, other banks which will publish theirs this week are Ecobank Nigeria, First City Monument Bank Limited, Standard Chartered Bank, Keystone Bank Limited, United Bank for Africa Plc and Wema Bank Plc.

Investigations by our correspondents on Monday revealed that most of the banks had cut their list of delinquent debtors due to litigation with their customers over disputes arising from loan terms and last-minute renegotiations by some clients.

A top bank executive, who spoke to one of our correspondents under the condition of anonymity, said, “Some of the banks have to remove the list of some clients due to issues that border on litigation.

“Some names were removed at the last minute after the affected customers came to renegotiate with us. Some banks have had to cut the names on their debtors’ list by at least 50 per cent.”

Officials of banks, who spoke to our correspondents, linked the relatively high figure of the NPLs in some banks to inside connivance with customers, lingering margin loans and huge oil and gas-related loans.

According to them, customer relationship managers in some of the banks connived with the customers to obtain huge loans that eventually became bad.

They also said that long-standing margin loans in some banks were responsible for the high figure.

“A huge chunk of the loans are oil and gas related. The drop in oil prices has also worsened the situation for some oil and gas companies. They borrowed relatively large amounts of money, which later became bad loans,” an official of a tier-1 bank told our correspondent.

Meanwhile, the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria will publish the list of its debtors early next week if they fail to regularise the terms of their loans with the agency.

The spokesperson for AMCON, Mr. Kayode Lambo, who confirmed this on Monday, said companies which failed to regularise the terms of their loans with the agency would have their names published.

“As many companies who have not been servicing their loans will have their names published,” he added.

The names of firms belonging to prominent Nigerians who have not been servicing their loans may appear on the list.

In 2009, the Federal Government spent about N5tn to buy the NPLs from banks to save them from imminent collapse.

AMCON, the government agency created after the 2009 banking crisis, was the special purpose vehicle used to acquire the NPLs from the banking sector.

The Central Bank of Nigeria had on April 22, 2015 directed the banks, discount houses and AMCON to publish the list of delinquent debtors from August 1.

They are to publish the names in at least three national newspapers on a quarterly basis.

In line with the directive, the banks gave the chronic debtors a three-month grace period, which expired on July 31.

The Director, Banking Supervision, CBN, Mrs. ‘Tokunbo Martins, had in a circular dated April 22, 2015, said, “In order to ensure that the industry NPL ratio does not exceed the prudential limit of five per cent and to improve the credit culture in the banking industry, banks and discount houses are directed to observe prudent credit underwriting and monitoring standards.”

The debtors are those whose accounts have been classified as lost and include persons, entities, directors, subsidiaries and other related parties, according to the central bank.

The central bank had stated that delinquent debtors in the category described above would be blacklisted and “banned from participating in the Nigerian foreign exchange market and in the Nigerian government securities market.”

The PUNCH had on March 15, 2015 reported that the volume of the NPLs in the Nigerian banking industry was set to rise further on the back of the devaluation of the naira amid weak global crude oil prices.

Global rating agency, Fitch Ratings, had in February, after the second round of devaluation of the naira, predicted that the banks’ non-performing loans would rise above the CBN’s five per cent limit by the end of this year, but below 10 per cent.

http://www.punchng.com/news/emeka-offor-abike-dabiris-firms-others-owe-banks-n143-81bn/

Why are they crying ? Didn't they provide coleteral? If I need 500k tp start a fish pond now those banks will say i should bring a house document ... LMAO

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Akon and a buddie posing for shots, the outfit was made by his Lagos stylist 1909 Studio.


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Akon looked like this when he went to visit the Governor of Lagos state Mr Ambode. As you read this,Akon is headed to Niger where he's also meant to meet their president .

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Akon's manager BZ

http://www..net/2015/08/photos-akon-and-his-manager-stun-in.html

Who arranged the attire would have arranged shoe na ... Haba

Vicky72:
This is the star actress's look to 'Dry' movie premiere last night. Stunning! Another photo after the cut


https://instagram.com/p/56zHgamXBP/

This is how girls end up after telling so many guys that they're not her type . Not she has covered herself with makeup in the name of still lookin fabulous at 40

FlirtyKaren:
Nwa Nnaji looked stunning in her HM skirt, Gucci top, Louis Vuitton shoes and clutch for the premiere of actress Stephanie Linus' Dry movie which will hit Nigerian cinemas on August 14 2015.
Genny slayed the look, right?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/have-yall-seen-genevieve-nnajis-look-to.html

She's an angel everyday

ceejay4real:


And so? Wetin u dey claim sef? Associate Celeb or what? Smh

Claiming nothing . Just making you know that when I saw the picture I asked her and that was what she told me . You saw pictures and made up stories . That's the difference between you and I on this issue

Goldmaxx:
u are fooo..ool.
so tony elumelu to d club to party with gals.are u saying dat psquare cant invite dem or wat?
Dangote came to psquare's wedding.
Next time dnt reason with ur anus.

You're the bigger fooo..ol . The celebrant was my classmate and a friend . She categorically told me they were not there for the party but they happened to meet coincidentally that night ... foooo...ools like you see pictures on people's ig pages and Facebook and upload to create stories