₦airaland Forum

chloride6:
I’m very sorry for you Seun. Nairaland is a shadow of what it used to be.

Boring and monolithic..

... and tribalistic

kyber:
A Friend Lamented That A Girl Who He Intends To Marry Used Him As Her ATM During Her Masters Degree Days

When she’s was done with me her excuse was like “You are too good for me “ I need someone that will handle me with iron hand ‘’
I was begging that I will change,up till now I still wonder what to change

Mugus are meant to be used as ATM.

You can change to dragon or hyena if you like

As hunger dey, I go eat am then drink sniper as water and just die

Why do cockroaches even exist sef

Dirty stupid creatures

Mikelarteta:
Sofia Social media has the power of life and death. Use it wisely.

Please edit...

That name reminds me of one toxic Nairaland female

Iliveforever:
I think you people started late with the iron hand.

Involve him in family activities like church (Sunday service, mid-week service, make him join maybe the usher or choir), sometimes knowingly ask him questions involving the family issues and seek his ideas even though you won’t be making use of it much, send him on family errands and try and make him in charge to boost his self esteem.

Las las you guys have to seriously pray

You see?

The kind of treatment the guy is receiving from his parents is synonymous to religious people... People like you

They're the Worst kinda people in this world
Sadists!

Many Nigerian parents are always trying so hard to ruin their children's lives.

I hope he makes good his plan of going away from you people... That's his best option.

AllenforGOD:
mehn your madness was derived from pharoah!
seems you mistook hard weed for another.
your life is finished and tartered and shattered simultaneously,the pic shows your stupidity can't be cured even for attempts looking for.how on earth would your mother give birth to a half breeded penguin and goose like you?i'm certain you are DISOWNED,and you inherit an ancestral curse!.

If they leave people like you to act freely, you'd probably murder someone for talking about your religion and god.

Ain't you supposed to preach and pray for him to give his life to your god?
Hmmm... Coming across someone like you alone will make me run from Jesus without thinking twice.

Christian man, If there's so much hatred and bile in a follower like you, I can only imagine the level of hatred, anger and wickedness in the one you follow

I think say em sabi mad wella... Why the mugu madness disappear inside court

Niqqa was crying anyhow.

Fake wahala man

Onyiiobi7735:
And who is talking to you? Why are you foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal? Mr solicitor and sons LTD.Please am not responsible for your mental disorders.
Go and meet your doctor.Goodbye and quick recovery.

Can't you see you're the one acting like a rabid dog?

You're just quoting and insulting everyone without making any sense.

What's wrong with you bro
Hope your family members dey stay close to you sha... Incase you wan try enter market

Westerhoffe:
Some people will just be mentioning Hell like they think it's a clubhouse.
Those there in Hell are regretting their lives, wishing they had a second chance; while those here are wishing to join them there.

Irony of the Spirit.

Lol

Oga how did you know they're regretting their lives? Did they tell you by themselves? or maybe you went there to investigate

Where is the hell fire located please... I want to check something too

Onyiiobi7735:
I support her a billion times, and may God prosper her lawsuit against the fool.These fools calling themselves artists always behave abnormally as if something is congenitally wrong with their brain.

Am a baboon... I live in the zoo... Zazzu...

Simplecity:
sorry

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Remove the multiply fullstops

Please add bro.
070

Taunt:
My boss did the same thing to me nt long ago.
Here is that post made bout it.


Nairalanders what should I do.
I started learning a hand work which was phone repairing since November last year.
Within a month and a few days I started fixing screens and changing charging port and other stuff.
It got to a point my boss started to leave only me to handle things alone while he goes out to flex
Yeah the business was going well until yesterday I mistakenly broke a customer iphone 7plus screen.
Now I'm in a big trouble, if at all the money I was making was going into my pocket it wouldn't have been I big deal, but every single of the money was going into my boss pocket, I mean every single.
Even 5naira he doesn't give to me and I'm trying to be honest.
So I informed him about the screen and he said I should face my cross by my self.
I was really in pain cause of his statement.
I've vowed that when I'm finally out of this mess I'll call the hand work a quit.
I'm just 17yrs of age and wouldn't be able to affording money for the work I'm not gaining from.

Ps my boss is an Igbo man.
I'm not generalizing it.

Serves you right

Upcoming tribalist

descarado:
I don't have to know you to point out the health benefits of loading yourself with that junks.
Heck, it's Nigeria. We love mediocrity and yep, you are no gym junk cos no gym instructor with give you thumbs up after seeing that.
Whatever your level of physical activity doesn't qualify eating yourself to death. Food is a means to an end, not an end itself.

And if this is your cheat day, guy, level up to better goodies. Not death.
Hard truth we Nigerians avoid everyday. Later we all line up for miracle healing in one religious house as we no kuku get money to get better medical service.

The greatest weakness of black is low self esteem.
If not low self esteem, how on earth will one put that into his mouth. All because he is eating oyibo man's food.


Sorry darling. If I as a lady went out on a date with you and see this before you, I will dump your ass cos you lack self control.
Cheat day my foot.
Have a nice day.

What kind of human is this again

See how you getting so upset over nothing

pocohantas:
You caught a baby croc and called it bush meat? Lmao! I love Nigerians.

Anything to eat these animals. Just slam it bush meat and put inside pot.

Are you a vegetarian?

That woman should be arrested and sentenced to life ASAP.

Lacash:
The part that says u will eat the fruits/Kpekus of ur Lady gat me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

No roll go nack head for better stone Oh

'cos there's nothing funny in the whole chat

Mehn this Nairaland needs to be reported oh!

Why are the mods allowing so much tribalism on NL

You guys are fueling the hate and tribalism that already exists.

Where that Seun dey sef

If you're shouting "sad or innocent" and you're not a vegetarian...

Don't wanna insult anybody this morning

tyboy:
GRV dey feel like governor for em mind 😄, I just dey laugh the boy you don't know what is coming. , The gap on Saturday wey sanwo olu go give am no go small

Naso...

Mc Olugoat dey una back na

Make I catch you or Mc Olutout for any polling unit fess

IJIOT

live4dgospel:
I don't know whether you really want to find out the truth or want to further strengthen your atheist views. However the case, I will help you if you are willing to listen.
What the Scripture means by knowledge of good and evil is absolutely different from what you think. A knowledge of good and evil actually means a standard for judging what is good and evil Before the fall of man in the garden of Eden, Adam and Evil had only depended on the judgement of God on good and evil i.e they accepted what God declared as good as good and what God declared as evil as evil. That was the only standard of good and evil at that time. After man disobeyed God by eating the forbidden fruit, man created another standard for judging good and evil different from God's. Hence, Cane killed Abel, he actually thought it was a good thing to offer God the fruit of his labour (i.e his human effort) whereas God needs our offering of faith. And again the People commanded to multiply and fill the earth decided to build the tower of Babel to be united( they jugded they could be united and do exploits if they remain in the same place), this is a judgement that's absolutely different from God's. Hence, God later declared in a scripture which I don't want to quote the verse, that His thoughts and ways are different from ours in an immeasurable dimension. Today what God says is bad, man will say it is good and vice versa. For that reason God has given us His Law and Word so we can understand what is actually good and evil.

Genesis 11:5-7

But the LORD came down to see the city and the tower the people were building. The LORD said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

Lol don't tell me the main reason he destroyed the tower was because he was scared of what the people could achieve

Mc Oluomo
If I catch you ehn... You go regret the day you turn agbero

Stupid man

elipheleh:
Lol. In Jesus name I command fire upon you.

Elementary spirits are too arrogant. That's the problem. You don't realize the Power of Jesus Christ.

Hehehehehe...

See this niqqa sha

guobe:
Nia don't worry too much.Nigerians like Nollywood type of story that is simple and straight to the point too much and hardly think.we that watch oyibo films that mostly the plot starts from the end we understand.no be we say make dem no de think.

...Mtcheeeew

I so much like what these guys are doing to Nigerians. Whenever I go out and see people suffering because of old and new notes... It makes me happy always

Please keep turning us around like mumu goats... We Nigerians like it very much. Thank you

Ijaya06:
Alright

Don't mind all those people. Misery loves company. They want you to come and suffer bad leaders and poverty with them in Naija. As long as you can afford to take care of tourself over there... Don't come back!

Spend your money and enjoy yourself.

I'm dissapointed.

terrezo2002:
I am afraid for you for that which is sown in your heart already.
Be careful of the path you thread.
There is a way that seems right unto a man, but the end is death

Death for you abi

A001:
The sad thing is that to meditate in Nigeria is extremely hard. The environment is too noisy and toxic.

It's hard to concentrate.

It's "hell"

Remember?

Nawttiboi007:
The rate at which fathers are neglected ehn... I use to have that sentiment until I became a dad... na Man Dey Carry everything but na women Dey collect the glory

I keep wondering why it's so easy for people to neglect their pops. I'd say most of them are just following that crowd mentality of "sweet mother" plus showoff. Not that it's a bad thing though...

But My own papa ehn... I no dey miss any chance to buy gift for am oh. Very strong man.

NaughtyBrainiac:

Good...

But the guy tell you truth... Buy better something for your papa for his own part in raising you. It's not fair or funny

Unrated900:
Don’t mind him his English is disturbing him

Why not write in your local language

Calling someone an assassin is a public assault

No crime in calling him an assassin my bro.
The ediot was sars... Assassin should be his middle name.

Any criminal allegation against him is probably correct