₦airaland Forum

Wonderful Mrs First Lady. 'S that all you got? All you could think of is to distribute rice? You are so funny, I laughed at you when I heard this. How on earth did this happen to you? Cant even understand how you ran it by your husband. Rice?

Wife: "Honey, i was THINKING and I came up with this exceptional strategy of how to celebrate independence with Nigerians and at the same time bolster your ratings wit d ppl as we approach the elections."

Joe:" Oh really, what is it dear"

Wife: "We will distribute rice"

I agree with most of the comments here. OBJ is well described. I remember i was part of a team who was bidding for the design of OBJs presidential library. During the discussion, they were complaining about NEPA. Get a load o' that!

Guys pls assist me with this. What does a 10 dollar underpants do anyway?

Does it come installed with automated exercises that help increase size?
Or Does it come with pads that constantly oil your warhead keeping it everly ready for war?

Pls i need answers on time. Im starring at one now and Im about to pay.

Twas scary! I was looking around for suicide bombers.

harakiri:
Shopping for the future means buying items that would be of value (either financial or sentimental) in years to come. Do you remember how much Micheal Jacksons clothes and accessories were auctioned for? A pair of gloves alone sold for £30,000! ! ! A lot of these hip hop artistes abroad have more jeweleries than they can manage.Do you think they just acquire them for the sake of fashion alone? I don't know how rich Keke is but i know he's big enough to wear thousand dollar clothes if he wants to. I think you guys are underrating him big time. This dude and D1 took Nigerian music (African music in general) to new heights. Today, our music dominates international radio waves and cable music stations. They contributed immensely to make this happen.

I think the problem with you people is "black man complex". If it was Dr Dre or Ludacris that said his cheapest boxers costs $10, all of you would be commending him on being "real" and modest but becos na una personal person, all of una feel say una fit rubbish am for free forum on to say internet browsing dey cheap and affordable. I no blame una.

Is that really the meaning of that xpression, shopping for the future? Nice to kow but it kinda makes me more upset with this guy. He thinks Nigerians worship him.

instead of these sad stories you guys are giving conerning his aspiration, why not vote for him? You keep saying Nigerians wouldnt want him as though you are not Nigerirans. If you want him, vote for him.

And the embarrassment goes on for Naija. Our famous evil GENIUS aint so intelligent. Couldn't even answer simple questions intelligently. I pray he boards a plane piloted my a frustrated, suicidal pilot on his way back.

You said Nigerians should kill you and no one else yet you go around with guards, sitting tight in your heavily guarded villa. Come asside na!

This guy is an illetrate to think of it. What on earth is "shopping for the future"? What does it mean? He d think he has said something now.

What s a full grown MAN doing discussing shopping like a lady anyway.

U guys shouldnt mind this Ahmedinejad monkey. He strategy for cheap publicity is to try to always go in the other direction as opposed to popular mindset. He probably thinks it would make him look intelligent. How can u compare a death crime to adultery.

You can never achieve any balance by comparing laws of different lands. Just focus on the crimes each woman committed.

Be frank, lets not confuse patirotism for sincerity. There is nothing worth celebrating folks. Its like a pupil who failed his exams; should he be celebrating or sincerely and soberly consider how to make it with the next opportunity.

Since everyone is talking about corrupt leaders. who then is the corrupt leader, Mr Jega?

Since you know this as a fact, then it must mean you know these corrupt people. Are you not in the position to deal with these corrupt people? Or is this the new trend in political statements designed to woo Nigerians against the up coming elections.

Yeah right! Nigerian suicide pilot. Plssss. Nigerians are die hard or die never. Except by force

LOL.U guys r really feeling it men! The dude dey trip una. Lol

Does he eat what Nigerians eat? Or is this foolishness only for clothes?

Yeah this is the second stowaway death. With all the intelligence cant belive a Nigerian can think like this.

The guy is really scared of IBB

Giyaz:
IBB is way far better than Jonathan x1000. He is clearly ahead of those others in the race with him. The only person who can match him it terms of intelligence is Buhari but unfortunately he is not in a party that can deliver the presidency.

You are swayed by the wrong thing and your balance is not good enough. No matter how knowledgeable and intelligent IBB is, he cant be Nigerias choice and Nigerians would be the biggest dummies in the history of dummies to give him a 2nd thought.The Ameriacns where swayed by the wrong things wen they chose Obama now they regret it bitterly. Just like OBJ, he would repeat exactly what he did in his reign. Do you know that OBJ repeated the same things he did during his military rule?

Id rather go for a willing man who can listen, that is Jonathan, even though he is a lame duck. He pisses me and his overripe smile isnt funky. Im not sure Buhari is as intelligent as you think and i think you want to say experienced. Id rather go for Ribadu or Fashola if they would be running.

Islam is not a religion of peace. There is nothing peace about it. How can you ppl b bold enough to say that inspite of the things that have happened around the world? Are u trying to shove that down our throats and force us to believe nonsense. If we no gree believe, no b provocation be that?

And from what iv experienced, muslims dont have to be provoked to act, what seun did wasnt matured but sincerely, whether she did that or not, islam is still a time bomb. I mean consider their ideology of the infidel. Abeg abeg.

I on the behalf of a lot of people in Lagos, appeal to the Lagos State Governor, please you need to check on the mosques and their overbearing misuse of their early morning wake up calls. Its no more what it used to be. They dont do it for few minutes any more, they make a lot of noise from four o clock in the morning till around ten in the morning. And they dont call faithfuls, they seem to be preaching hate and derogatory messages against certain targets. Its disturbing and we cant continue with anymore.

^^ simple! Instead of lamenting over nonsense. Its not as if God endowed the Americans with grace over everyone, yet Americans are treated like kings wherever you find them.

, well except in the extremists belts. Where they call them "Miricaaaans"

We run away from our country for selfish reasons only to go somewhere and labour like hell. . .our efforts turn out to help build those nations. We would rather suffer in the hands of host nations while building their nations than suffer in our lands building it. Wen our hands are not tied.

Nice yard stick Yawa. Remember that each person evaluates based on his experience and what he has seen. At the end of the day, we will all be able to see the standards obtainable in our local dev community and learn.

Now, iv seen something better and would like to upgrade. . . www.gtbplc.com.

Come Ferari, e be like say u don collect IBB settlement. U don go pay am into ur account come com here to yarn dust. Na so una dey do, wen una don collect. Instead of u to sort us too make we follow u dey yarn dust, u no gree. U wan make we just swallow nonsense with mere cheap words? The thing no fit even near our aesophagus talk less of enter inside. Abeg no open this kind thread again. I dey warn u. I go take my smelling socks of two months no wash swear for u. Infact no even yarn again. Carry your dust and the money run go another forum.

Our childhood ho use help wasnt a pot thief. She was worse!

We would come home to meat the loaf of bread whole, complete just the way we left it in the morning. Only to find the soft suculent inside is missing. Just the burnt outter shell. The bread would stand well when looking at it, but collapse with the slightest touch. THow she did that, we couldnt decipher till this day.

guy admit, its better than what we are used to and have seen. There are levels of functionalities i agree, and this may not be the best. But its simplicity, use of colors, caught my fancy. You are talking of functionaliteis that the average user knows nothing of. Im talking of the best NIGERIAN website, not the BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD.

Africanson:
Hon. Pat is a nice man. That's his way of life.

Please get your own life!!!.

We dont have time for his nice bullshiit. He is not representing my guy. He is wasting our time. Can he speak grammar better than Bill Clinton? Wat of Obama? Yet with simple english, these men made a difference in our world. He doesnt even kno y he is there and wat his mission is. Pls this is not a joke thing. we applaud Alibaba and basket mouth because they kno their place. He should find his.

Smart Governor, Its obvious they are trying to dumb him at the last minute. This ploy can only catch the greedy. Not our Fash.

And who says the unfinished works is a dumb excuse. How do u guys think. That is one of the many problems of this country. Unfinished works that would most likely be abondoned by the next administration. Abeg Fash, a wa leyin re.

IBB die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die, . . . . . wait. . . . die!

Patriotism is good but we shouldnt now begin to approve wat is bad, call it good and call that patriotism. The sooner we begin to sincerely tell our selves the truth, thats the day the change will begin.

Poster.

There is nothing new about that. IBB has always made sense. He is an intelligent man. But he is pure evil and that is a serious issue. Would you accept Hitlers candidacy because he makes siense? Hitler was a brilliant man, man.

very funny

Guy, its not even action packed hate message like taliban. Nonsense petty hate gossip message about some folks. I will give u the low downs.