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Delta007:
This was meant to be an interesting topic but posts like this (amongst others) smacks of pure stupidity. Unfortunately, there are only a few intelligent comments on this thread.

@tro-ode,
How many Naija boys have u met in the UK and US that warrants the sweeping generalization? I'm not holding briefs for anyone but hanging around[b] riff rats[/b] and wannabe "Fiddys" (which is not exclusive to only Nigerian boys based "abroad" with no ambition doesnt mean every Nigerian dude based abroad is like that. Anyone can make similar generalizing comments with regards the Nigerian ladies, but I know there are very ambitious ones (and I've met a few of them). Assuming u are right, what about the Naija boys (yeah, young chaps) based abroad I meet (and hear about) on a daily, monthly or yearly that are constantly making headway with regards their professions, the surgeons, lawyers, engineers, accountants, etc; Are they from Mali? My advice to u is change your neighbourhood or your circle of friends (or riff rats) or perhaps u are just a riff rat like them guys (last time i heard, brids of a feather flock together).

Riff rats?
Me church mind says its riff raff. . . . 
Now, who is the riff raff?
Anyways, all i am trying to say is dont slate anyone on a forum . . . . .Its her opinion, she has a right to express em.

Me gift stolen?

If it's a joke, please stop it.

@ Gamine,

C'mon. . . . . i was just yanking ya chain.
I know u are not CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matter of fact, i don't roll with cheapskates.

Where is ma gift?

@ michelin,

Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man is the head, woman is the neck.
Nature identifies the man as the superior being from the word go . . . . .

Am i gay?  
I am straighter than a steel ruler.
Blimey. . . I am too homophobic to be gay.

@ rockiedick,

Stay on the issue? Was i holding ur hands to type ur bunkum?
You are distracted over a childish topic like this?
Its obvious u suffer from short attention span.
Bloody dolt!

@ Gamine,

Pls tell 'em . . . .

@ Gamine,

Well then. . . . .

Return back to the sender.
I will instruct Mr. Biggs or Tantalizers to send u em cheap cakes.
It seems u prefer the choppables.

@ Gamine,

. . . .and if the company collapses?
National Bank? Savannah Bank? Northern Rock?
U have a chance to turn your N100k investment to N900k today and you are dawdling!!!!!!!!!
What did ur mum tell u about a bird in the hand . . . . ?

Stock bonds?

Spend N100K to retrieve N1,000,000 worth of ICE.
Do the math.

@ Gamine,

Are u sure?
Dont make me open your can of worms.

@ michelin89,

Men, inferior beings?
Are u sure u ain't a lez?

@ Gamine,

Just pulling ur legs. . . .

It actually contained 32k white gold bracelet from tiffany.
The problem is u might have to pay N100,000 custom duty on it.
A good conundrum, innit?

@ Gamine,

Dont cry, dry your eyes.
I didn't understand what u meant at first. . . .

Meanwhile, do u really think women can get enough of gifts?
I dont think so . . . . . . .  . .
Its in y'all DNA.  

Have u received ma PARCEL?
It contains 6 rose flowers( are u gonna trash em?).

@ Naja Haje,

Blasted? Whatever that means.
As u can see, em guys wont go to South London without knives and kevlar bullet-proofs.
Its still the DIRTY SOUTH.

@ Gamine,

Are u high?

If u spit on ma flowers, i am gonna shoot ur knee-caps.
Now, bring ur ass back here and quit this anti-valentine schitzo.

@ Akinalabi,

Dayokanu is a stark illiterate.
He is the most weak-minded sonofabitch this forum has ever produced.
I don't have a problem with a rival fan sounding fickle but this errorist of a being is so useless, he belongs to the trash can.
No single individual is as poor in spirit as Dayokanu. . . . He cannot make his mind up on the club to support!!!!!

Granted, he claims to support Bayern Munich. . . However, he yells about AC MILAN, Inter Milan, Barca and Madrid more than HOLLYWOOD FC.
Whats more. . . . . His deluded senses believe Ronaldo is over-rated, he doesn't score/influence the big games, he is a diver.
I asked him to show me how many times Ribery, Ze Roberto, Hleb or Rosicky(all wingers) have influenced a game playing from a wide position.
Up till this very moment. . . .Cat is keeping his tongue. You will be better off ignoring him and his lousy rants.

The pillock is so obsessed with Man Utd/Ferguson/Ronaldo. . . . .
Man Utd do not crumble after one bad result. As much as you want it to happen  it just won't.
Whatever this season holds for us, we know how good our club is. And more importantly, so do you.
The last time i checked, Bayern is not even playing in the UCL. . . . Buncha Nazi dolts.
We can all see how big a space Man Utd occupies in your footballing consciousness - your pathetic irrational obsession underlines that.

Bleep it. . . . .I am done with this moronic, idiotic and spastic sexual deviant!!!!!!!!!!!

Islander:
@Jackal ,
No mind Doyin, reliable sources told me he was seen hustling around SOHO Square looking for some "suckey suckey" from those Chinsese pros

. . . .  .You are killing ma ribs, babes.

SOHO? You have just killed Doyin13.
That is his exact favourite spot in London . . . . always on the look out for cheap chinese whores that will fellate on him.

@ Almondjoy,

Why should i opt for a girl in Nigeria?

@ Doyin13,

You are crazy.
I don't date tramps o. . . . .You know how i grind!!!!!!!!!!!
Those types are your CAT . . . .I want travelcards, oyster card, phone credits and sometimes sanitary pads.

Shaniqwa, Chantelle, Tattiana?? Are u high on reefers.
What about Bola, Adaeze, Lolade and Tope?

@ Almondjoy,

Why are u quoting me?
Any problem? Ooops, now u have figured out how to use the quote tabs. . . .
I also realise u need to go specsavers(They are doing BUY ONE GET ONE FREE).
Blimey. . . . I never said i was 19. . . . .I said NINE.

@ Doyin13,

I shake me head for u.
Damn, i can't believe u chase all those young hearts. . . .What are u? A pedo?

@ Debosky,

U wanna come to London?
Buy ruff ryder condoms if u r hoping to stay in the South.
You can be jumped by female gangs, raped and bruised.
P.S. Most of em are HIV+. . . . . . .

@ Doyin13,

I am not dissing South.
Where do i live? Say now before ma desert eagle puts a red dot on your head like a Hindu.
You need more than a knife to go to the South . . . . .Niggaz stay strapped going there.
Thats about the only place in UK where u have armed robbers like the ones u see in Nollywood movies.

@ tRroOE,

U don't hang around Nigerians and u know they are lazy, wear ROC-A-WEAR gear and are homeless.
I wonder what u will know if u hang around them.

Majority of the Nigerian men abroad are not dependent on anyone.
If u don't believe me. . . . ask WESTERN UNION and other money transfers.
Nigerians send money home on constant basis doing one project at home or another.

The age group 21-27 u are talking about are a different breed.
They belong to the DADDY IS BOUYANT category. Their Dads don't even want them to work so they can concentrate in school.
These lads do not choose to be jobless. . . Their parents don't subscribe to their wards working to make loose change.
You cannot blame a brother for that, can u?

@ Naja Haje,

A full-blooded Nigerian loves the cheaper option. Considering the bills he pays in a month, he must improvise to maximise his income.
Would u let your brother marry a South London chic? Blimey . . . These girls are hood rats.
Have u forgotten how Charlie Richardson disgraced South London in the last Big Brother Show?
Dayyyyyyyyyum. . . . . .U gotta admit she is a classic definition of a slapper.

@ Naja Haje,

Skip the personal attacks.

Nigerian men will definitely seek the cheaper options. . . . This is why guys go down South.
A full-blooded young Nigerian will head South where cheap Nigerian gals can be taken.
Essex chics are mostly white girls(they are not the bone of contention here).

Dont get me wrong. . . . Most men will go to Nigeria to find a wife than marry a South London gal.
I have seen too much, i have heard so much. . . . . . . . .
For instance, there's a popular saying that THERE'S NO DECENT THAMESMEAD GIRL.
I am sure u must have heard of that before. Dont be offended if u stay in Thamesmead.

@tRroOE,

I think u mix with the wrong peops.

Nigerian men in the UK wearing Roc-a-wear? I am yet to see any of ma homeboys dressed up like a junkie.
Where about in the UK have u been? I hope it's not Naja Haje's area of South London because then we cannot have a fair debate.
Its like using Mushin to generalise Nigerian men.

Students can work in the UK, isn't it? So the issue of money does not come into play.
We all know London is expensive but then 2 bedroom houses for a couple cannot be too expensive for anyone.
Fingers are not equal has really punctured your bloated theories . . If fingers aint equal then u shouldn't generalise that men abroad are irresponsible.

There's nuthing wrong with a full blooded young man clubbing to cool off after a hectic week.
Blimey . . . . It's ma money. . . .I have the right to spend whatever way i like as long as other bills have been paid.
Priorities differ from person to person. . .this is why UK can be so deceptive.
My priority is different from the next man.

Never judge a dude by his crib/cars/phone.  A lot of the guys u think are poor are often rich with their fortunes in Nigeria.
A lotta people use the bus/train and have more than 10 exotic cars and houses in Lagos.
Most City executives don't drive . . . .does that mean they cannot afford it?
There's more u need to learn . . . . Things aint always what it seems.

@ Naja Haje,

South London rules? Of course, It does. I never disputed that.
It rules when drugs, guns, knives, violence, thuggery and gangs are involved.
Blimey . . . .It also rules when a quick shag is required so it is normal to see dudes from other parts taking the trip down South.

Is it not true that u have the most lascivious women in the Northern Hemisphere?
Bloody Hell . . . South London is the reason why men/women go back to Nigeria to find a spouse.
Their shag history is so thick it can sink the TITANIC.

@ Naja Haje,

You are dragging me off-topic.
I don't have a problem with you defending your postcode like em Nazis died defending the walls of Berlin . . . Keep it up!!!!
All i know is the guys residing in the South are sometimes ashamed to tell peops where they live.
Why is it so hard for u to realise South London is the Mushin/Ajegunle of London.

tRoOE:
Who said something about meeting them, omo I have more class than that but its just something I witness daily from this so called Nigerians aboard

Most Nigerians abroad still leaves with their parents, all they have to show is their cars and those called ghettos designers clothing like roca wear and co.

There are limits to clubbing e.t.c especially when you are planning to be responsible man and have a great future for yourself and whom u are getting married to

Most of them work get pay and blast it on shopping, partying, clothing and not think about saving.

Some of them don't even have a saving acct

They live day by day and not think about tomm

I think u need to define what ABROAD means in this context? Do u mean in the USA or the UK or both?
Nigerian men abroad staying with their parents?  Most Nigerians i know around me left their parents in Nigeria.
The ghetto gear grossly depends on the age group of the dudes u know . . . Roc-a-wear gear on Nigerian men? I think not!!!!!

Nigerians abroad live without thinking about tomorrow, club, party and shop?
How is that different to Nigerians in Lagos? How many of em even have a current account, let alone savings account.
Most people i know in the UK stay alone in their rented apartments or house-owners. . . They are highly responsible.

There's nuthing wrong in clubbing every friday to UNWIND after a stressful week.
The main point is setting one's priorities right. . . . Once u pay ur bills, put some money aside for em rainy days then one can club/party.
Life is too short to deny meself some luxuries.
Nigerians abroad should not be crucified . . .  . They are only living their lives the way one should.


@ Naja Haje,

Ma geography does not suck.
All i am saying is if u look at the map. . . .the degree of poshness starts from SW London in a clock-wise motion to the SE.
In ma own opinion, Woolwich/Thamesmead area is still better than Peckham/Brixton. Even a kid of 5 knows that.

U asking me where in South London they make em movies? How do i know?
I dont stay in the South but the stereotype of the peops i see in em movies reeks of South.
99.9% of Naija movies made in London are shot in the South. . . . Just look at the shops and see the postcodes. . . all u see is SE.
This is why its called DIRTY SOUTH . . . . U dont hear Dirty North.

@ Debosky,

2004 is different from 2008.
Dont be a knob believing such nasty theories.
Ade scored 19 in 2008. . . . joint with Ronaldo. . . . .In 2004, TH14 was the top scorer, there was no joint.
This one is going to the WIRE. Nuthing has been won yet!!!!!

@ Naja Haje,

I believe the media plays a major role but North, South, East and West . . . .It is still LONDON.
Blimey . . . . The most notorious city in the whole UK has to be Manchester. . . Cops call it GUNCHESTER.
However, how many times do we hear the schitzo that goes down there?
I agree the media puts London on the map but u gotta admit the South is so horrible.
It's so serious that i wouldn't club or party in the South. . . . 

How can u say the North is bad. We make thangz
The degree of poshness descends from South West in a clock-wise movement and ends in the South.
It means the Kesington/Chelsea areas are the poshest followed by Golder's green/Hampstead then to Camden to Tottenham/Arsenal, then to Stratford, Leyton, West Ham and to Woolwich/Thamesmead area then finally Peckham, Brixton. The South is the roughest
I don't mean to be rude. . . . .You gotta admit with me, don't cha?
Ooooooops, i should have said innit?

Talking about Yoruba movies?? We all know the South is where they act em movies.
Every commercial ad in em Yoruba movies have SE postcode. Is that a coincidence?
Babes, y'all southerners are razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

@ joshjosh,

So u want to compare DIRTY SOUTH to North West areas? Are u kidding me?
How many teenagers were killed last year in Peckham and all em areas compared to where u stay?
Nowhere is safe in the world but some areas are extremely violent than other areas.
When u hear about stabbings and gun-shot wounds. . . . . your mind drifts to the South,  . . That is how bad.

@ Naja Haje,

Racism in London? I very much doubt that.
London is not Shropshire. The residents here are so used to Black men and can't be bovvered with the colour of your skin.
Inter-racial dating is on the rise here compared to the DIRTY SOUTH.
Lets face it . . . . .South is rough!!!!!!!
I have been told once that it is normal seeing herbalists taking sacrifices to T-junctions in your end.
How true is that?

@ coded guy,

I feel ya pain, mate.
Fucking Hell . . . I can't wait for saturday.
I have been avoiding SKYSPORTS on TV as they keep showing sunday's game to add salt to ma wounds.

Many journalists have predicted what will happen in the next 12 games.
Mark Lawrenson says United will win the title by 90 points and on GOALS DIFFERENCE.
A sick London journalist says Arsenal will win by 90 points and United will finish with 88 points.
Its been a crazy atmosfear . . . . .

United must do a repeat of the 2002/03 season. . . .
Snatch the title off Wenger and make Arsenal fans pay for their slander.
The only reason i am confident of us winning this title is because we are CHASING ARSENAL.
Chelsea with 5 points clear at this stage would have been a dead rubber(whats the point in chasing those russian bastards).

@ MC Omo,

You have started your prattle again.
Everyone wants to be like CHACAL and reh reh reh. . . . Any intelligent dude that supports Man Utd is Jackal or copying Jackal.
When will u get your head out of ur stinking ass?
Besides, did u say Jackal knows who to mess with . . . . I mess with anyone that crosses me path.
Bring it on if u got the ammo that can outgun mine. . . I will make u question ur DOB, gay!!!

@ Naja Haje,

South London? Ohhhhh ma days. . . . . . .
I won't be caught dead in the south, . . . . Too ghetto, too rough, too violent.
North West is where i rest me head.

So u are from the South?
Heheheheheeh. . . . . . .Brixton, Camberwell or our dear ol' Peckham?
Waking up to see anutha day is a bonus for u guys. . . . .the death rate is at par with New York.

@ Naja Haje,

People have different opinion about me on this forum.
Some people thunk i wasn't even a Nigerian with the way i cuss when i was using the JACKAL handle.
Others felt i was in Lagos masking as a Brit. Some other twats thunk i reside in the States and reh reh reh.
You also think i could be faking this schitzo. . . . .Just ask around or read previous posts on Chacal/Jackal.
U will be convinced religiously.

@ Islander,

Kit cannot cope. . . . . .He will go bankrupt.
Omo Eko is taking half of everything Kit has ever owned.
If u add that to the fact that Kit is in debt for various nasty habits like betting, whoring and binge drinking, then Dr. Kit is drowned.
The major contenders are Debosky and Dr Ferlie. . . . . .tkb417 is too unserious.

@ Naja Haje,

I wasn't born in the UK . . . . .Came in when i was about 9!!!!
In other words, i was a child when i came in and that makes no difference.
Hustling is mainly about brains and not graggz. . . . . . . .

We are all products of our environment. . . . It is what u see people do that u will probably follow as long as they are successful at it.
If one grows up around drug addicts n criminals, he is more likely to follow that path and self-destruct.
However, if one alligns himself with focused young professionals. . . . .There's no way in hell u would derail.
Thats the secret!

Typical statement from a GAYnner!!!!!!
Why stop at the last 3 games, . . . . What about the last 8 games?

Park can displace Giggsy cos we all know he gives energy and hustle to the team.
Giggs is getting old . . . . He should be starting from the bench to influence games like Solskjaer.

Scholesy will be too heady playing these kinda games . . . .Lets keep him on ice for the game against Lyon.
Ferguson should play HARGO and Anderson . . . . .they stopped Arsenal's midfield working at the Emirates.
I am confident they will do it again at OT.

@ Islander,

Ferlie is making all efforts to buy out the other parts of the story.
He won't be coming back in a long while . . . Nigga is trying to organise his village men to contribute something.

Who let the dogs out? I wish i have got an answer to the question.
Vermins, roaches, chimps and slugs all crawling around to sniff something.

Its becoming a circus.

@ tkb417,

A quid? I am sure u mean 1 million quid.
Dont damage Ferlie. . . . He is a nice dude trying to become a journalist.
Ferlie is astute enough to know controversy sells. . . .
Don't be surprised when he turns up again to say tkb417 is humping the Gambian turkey.