₦airaland Forum

@ MC Omo,

Remove yourself from this zone. . . .
Go to romance and keep chasing your Omo Eko and co . . . . .
You are a classic definition of a dolt!!!
Bloody "FASHOLA BUTT-LICKER". , . . . . . In anutha 3 years, EFCC will be taking u directly to jail.

@ niniman,

Beating Arsenal will be easy if SAF drafts ball winners into the midfield.
Park to replace Giggsy. . . . Anderson and Owen in the midfield. . . . Carrick and Scholes to start from the bench.
Ronaldo-Rooney-Tevez in the attack and we shall pierce Arsenal apart.

Giggs is past it and should be used ONLY in UCL away games.
I also think it is too early for Scholesy to be starting in these kind of games.
Anderson and Owen are the best pair we have got . . . .Owen sits and Anderson is free to roam to support the attack.

The back 4 virtually picks itself in Brown, Vida, Rio and Evra.
With JS Park always tracking back to dispossess. . . . Arsenal will be stifled.
I dont see any threat from the GAYnners. . . . we are going to stop em like we did Liverpool in December.
Man Utd 2-0 Arsenal.

@ MC Omo,

How jobless can u be monitoring the amount of time i spend online.
Do u get paid per post?
It is not the number of posts that counts but the quality in em.
You have about a thousand posts and only 15 of em reeks of sheer class. . . .
Bloody ninny!

@ Lordimpaq,

Dont make me bash ur nose with a sledgehammer.
Who spews fuckery? What is on your mind?
I only report what i see on TV. . . . I knew Arsenal would struggle against SPURS and they did.


Besides, i saw your pix somewhere. . . . .
It seems i have seen u before in a movie.
Were u one of the African refugees in TEARS OF THE SUN?

@ Almondjoy,

U seem to be missing something here.
The born and bred here are relaxed because they have got everything going well with them. Most of em became graduates at the age of 20.
Started working on their own by 21 and making good money. There's social security, loans, credit cards and whatever to cushion the effects of hardship.

U cannot compare that to an average Nigerian with a students visa/work permit that came into the country with a Nigerian University degree that is barely recognised. He/she cannot claim any benefits, he probably graduated at the age of 27 in Nigeria so he is a tad more matured than the born n bred contemporaries. Ma point is. . . .If u have got everything, u dont hustle much. This must not be taken as laziness. The born n bred have nuthing to worry about. . . . .they are not thinking about expired visas/accomodation/joblessness. All they have to do is turn up in a job centre and get a job.

@ tRoOE,

What kinda Nigerian guys do u meet? Shopping, clubbing and sex?
Name me any country where people don't club, shop and shag. Nigeria is not an exception. U find these things everywhere.

It's a bit unfair to have generalised that Nigerians abroad are idiots and useless.
Nigerian guys here ain't useless. . . . they are only looking out for themselves.
No one wants to get caught in the plague.

@ Dayokanu,

How the heck could u have noticed Anderson's erections on the pitch? Is that what u watch on TV?
We have another Viewer in our midst.
May God save us on NL.

MU players would buy tickets or PPV and reh reh reh.
How much is a matchday ticket to a player earning 90k a week?
Are u this brainless?

@ Almondjoy,

You are so WRONG.
Making money is not about running up and down or hustling hard without magnitude n direction.
Only people with BRAINS make money. . . . . . . . least of effort + brain power = loads of money.
A Swede named Eric Wernquist sat by his computer to create the famous CRAZY FROG animations and made millions of pounds from it.
How much hustling was that? Bus conductors in Nigeria shout, run, fight, scream, tussle and they make barely $40 a day.
Spot the difference?

@ Debosky,

As u can see . . . .Ma siggy says CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME.
The highest bidder will eventually get the story.
Dr Ferlie's credit card details are fraudulent . . . . .I couldn't get an authorisation from his bank.

If u offer cash . . . .U shall have the 2nd part. . . .
Ooooops, i am sorry. . . .Its a TRILOGY so u can have 2/3 of the story.
Hurry now . . . .before someone pays up before you.

@ Akinalabi,

I couldn't get a ticket.
Besides, i dont wanna travel late at night.
Match starts at 5.15pm . . . . . .It won't finish till maybe 7pm then making the long trip back to London on a weekend will be hectic.
I would be glued to BBC at home, nursing 'nac and cheering the lads.
Its inevitable . . . .Arsenal is going down.

@ Dayokanu,

You are a Arrow.
Anderson will play for Brazil at the olympics.
Where will Bayern Munich be when the elite of Europe resume UCL next week?
Stop spewing fuckery here, gay!!!!!

Manucho Goncalves all the way.
His goals were all top draw.

@ Dayokanu,

U are a pathetic animal.
Tevez have made money playing football than being a basketballer.
He uses band because of his long hair . . . .I dont know what part of that u dont understand, u doofus.

Why is Effenberg now a porn star shagging the notorious LovePeddler(Annabelle Chong)?
When will u stop hurling prattle like a rhesus monkey that u are?
The bigger ur head gets, the dumber u become.

@ Dr Ferlie,

We have a deal!!!!!!!!!!

I dont accept cheques.
You can pay by debit/credit card(excluding American Express) or CHAP transfer.
Get back to me on ma cellfone. . . . 079-le-chacal.

@ Islander,

Cool ur nerves.
Dr. Ferlie is co-operating afterall.
More cheddarz in the bank. . . . . .  

@ Dr Ferlie,

They don't call me CHACAL for nuthing.
I am called Le Chacal NOT ONLY because i can tear 20 full grown men to bits with ma paws.
They call me Jackal because i can sniff scandals a thousand miles away. . . . . . . .
I have got a MASTERMIND, ma tentacles are spread far and wide . . .and u have been on ma radar for the last 30 days.
Tread slowly before the hunter becomes the hunted!!!!

P.S. You can buy the other half of ma story. How much are u willing to pay?

debosky:
I am going to get my lawyer on this case.

I am suing Dr Ferlie for defamation of character. Your career is over my friend, Onitsha Ovation will RUIN you by publishing the stories of how you prefer 2 year old goats to women as your bed companions.

Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring.  He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring.  When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use.  He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

@ Naja Haje,

Hustling doesn't have to be illegal.
Its all about being smart . . . bending the laws without breaking it.
Never under-estimate the dudes in London. . . They are SMART!!!

debosky:
do it naija stylee - sworn affidavit showing I left naija in 2007

Interesting!
Now i know why Adebayor is ONLY 23 years of age.

@ Naja Haje,

What is your definition of hussle?
If it's what i think it is . . . . I am yet to meet any Naija breed that can stand toe to toe with me!!!

@ tkb417,

Dont despair!
I will have to kill Dr Ferlie maself.
Ma Desert Eagles are trained on his forehead . . . .I have dots on his forehead like a Hindu.
If he violates . . . . . he goes 6 feet under.

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is what i call miscarriage of justice.
I hope u got tagged so u don't jump your bail.

@ Almondjoy,

I am no damaged good. . . . . . I was too young to marry after spending more than 3 years abroad so where does that leave me?
U need to re-assess ur postulation before things get outta hand.

@ Debosky,

You have exceeded the expiry date already, mate!
The last time i checked, u went to Canada in 1987.
21 years of damaged good is irrepairable.
Whatchu gonna do?

@ Rikkyjen,

Say no more . . . . .
Sensible GAYnners will tell u this is the wrong time to play Man Utd. . . . .
How many times have United lost back to back games at Old Trafford?
Remember the Middlesboro 4-1 drubbing before meeting Chelsea at OT?
No Giggs, Neville, Heinze and Keane. . . . Alan Smith had to be drafted to play as a holding midfielder and we won Chelsea!!!!!!!!!
Before the game. . . . Jose Mourinho was feeling sorry for the injury-plagued United team but the result was different after the game.

@ A-40, Chuckdee4 and Elderz,

Fab4 and Adebayor will be as non-existent as Beyonce in Jigga's ROC BOYS video.
U will need a magnifying glass to identify them on saturday.
This is an opportunity for Man Utd to show their fans they are the best team in the land despite the mini-blip.
It will be BLOOD and GORE . . . . . . . . .
United fight better when boxed into a corner.
BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ F erlie,

I think u need to get Dr Ferlie a good lawyer to argue his case.
He is only a Viewer and he shouldn't cop more than 6 months in jail for peeping.
The only snag is he might be listed on the SEX OFFENDER'S REGISTER which will hinder him from jobs and stuffs in the future.

@ Islander,

Dr Ferlie has been shipped to Belmarsh Prisons holed up with em Terrorist Battybwoys!!!!!!
Do u know if there's any relationship between Dr Kit and Dr Ferlie.
I know one is a voyeurisitc paparazzi languishing in jail right now but what is the specialty of the other doctor?
Thanx for the delicacies. . . . .I should be home in a jiffy.

@ Elderz,

United fans are the loudest in the land.
Have u forgotten how these fans brought the house down against Newcastle?
Dont phuck with the RED DEVILS. . . . .  .We lead, others follow.

So u Ebay?
I hope u don't sell dodgy football shirts like most GAYnners do.
They go to JJB, buy the shirts and forge Ade or Wenger's siggy and sell for ridiculous prices.
Anyways, i will watch out for goons like u.

2.5% puts Man Utd at a vantage position.
Besides, United have scored 30 at OT and conceded just 5 this term.
It means United is 6 times more likely to outscore their opponents at OT.

@ Islander da diva,

I can now confirm Dr Ferlie was arrested at about 6.32am around Gatwick airport this morning.
He was apprehended while trying to ghost past immigration officers dressed-up like a pregnant woman.
Ferlie is being interrogated as we speak and he is refusing to speak to anyone until his lawyer is present.

Erm, i can now come home now that Ferlie is cooling his nasty ass in a jail cell.
Prepare some Peleau and crunchy pig-tails.
Lest i forget, put the BUBBLY on ICE.
Ferlie's incarceration is something to celebrate.

@ Elderz,

Are u trying to diss Nigerians?
Obviously, Ade speaks better than MC Omo, Debosky and maybe Chucky.
Oooops, U can put Loyika and Lordi to the list as well . . . . .Buncha plastic fans.

@ Chuckdee4,

Yes. . . They are English and they are playing on English soil.
Ade is french and playing with 7 french speaking players in England.
Spot the difference?

@ MC Omo,

Ronaldo pocketed? Like he was pocketed at the Emirates?
He scored a goal and provided an assist. . . . Is that pocketing?
Saturday is not too far away . . . . Lets see what makes Fab4 tick against Andserson.

@ Elderz,

Please, don't crack me up, its a tad early for that.
You call that English?
Ade speaks like there's a piece of hot yam in his mouth . . .

@ Chuckdee4,

I know the team Wenger will roll out.
Eboue and Kolo Toure will join the team. . . . .
If Rosicky shakes off his injury before saturday, Arsene Wenger will draft his 4-5-1 formation again.
It means Hleb will play in the hole with Adebayor leading the line as a lone striker.
Arsene wont be going GUNG HO at Old Trafford. . . He will be happy with a DRAW that will take the tie back to the Emirates.

@ Elderz,

Nice try! U said 3 french players out of 23, didn't ya?
Having 5 french players makes you a french team if u add Toure, Eboue, Adebayor and Alexandre Song to your list.
Those guys dont speak Greek, do they?

Nothing is as sure as a United victory on saturday.
The lads know what is at stake and with a full strength team playing . . . U can say United will knock Arsenal out of the FA Cup.
5 points gap is wide but all it takes to catch em is one poor result and they might stutter under pressure.

Giggs and Scholes should be rested on Saturday as we face Lyon in France next week.
I wanna see ball winners like Park, Anderson and Hargo in the midfield . . .
HOLY TRINITY to lead the attack PLUS Evra, Brown, Rio and Vida in the defence.

United will carry the day and lets hope Milan completes the disintegration next week.

@ Elderz,

Armand Traore, Gael Clichy, William Gallas, Mathieu Flamini, Abou Diaby, Bacary Sagna, Arsene Wenger.
I think u need the Geography more than nyab. . . . .

@ Lordimpaq,

Soccernet is on Arsenal's payroll.

Adebayor on 20 goals, Thierry Henry on 1 goal per game in his debut season, There was a time they made a mistake on Reyes as well  . . . . .
I cant wait to face the GAYnners on saturday. Lets see what makes DUDU and Adebayor tick.

@ Elderz,

Good game.
Winning without really playing too well. . . . . .Thats what i call WINNING UGLY.
Blackburn never looked like SCORING throughout the 90. . . . .Is this a conspiracy?
I have never seen a team so poor like the way Blackburn played today. . . No fight, no grit.

5 points. . . . A very big gap i must confess.
United can claw back but its a huge mountain to climb for Chelsea at this stage.
Lets see how things go . . . Arsenal is looking hungrier for the title than the other teams.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, i see . . . .  .Clichy is the only outfield player that has got an EPL medal.

@ Debosky and Ritchboy,

The size of ur lips makes it difficult for u to use ur tongue solely to do the licking.
Your lips remind me of em giant-sized onions . . . .
Ballistics expert say it can stop a bullet at close range.

10 mins of hustle n bustle from Arsenal and then tsssssssssssssssssssssssssss like a deflated tyre.
If only Benni wasn't as idiotic as you then Blackburn should have levelled up, . He shoulda let Santa Cruz power it home.
The next goal is very important . . . Lets see how it shapes up.

One thing is sure. . . . .Y'all Arses are getting charred at OT.

@ Islander,

We shall reverse the roles.
Lemme do the beating . . . .U can do the talking/explanations.
I am licking ma lips already.

@ Islander,

Dont call the old bill, please.
Erm, erm. . . . . .Stay on point. . . .The delivery van is on its way to deliver em stuffs.

As per ur dress size . . . . You know how i grind.
Tell em babies to relax . . . Daddy is coming home soon.
Lemme do a bit of paper chase.