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akinalabi:
Rooney is my man of the match today. Sterling
performance!

Word!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can always tell Rooney is sheer CLASS.
Look at his weighted flick to set up Gerrard for SWP's goal . . . . . . PRICELESS!!

Capello has eradicated the boring long balls that epitomises the English game.
The players must get used to intricate passes as soon as possible . . . .
It's still a learning process.

You talk load of crap.
Luca Toni and co are pounding Divino and reh reh reh. . . . . .
Is there a law that says Ronaldo must score in every game?
Where was Kaka when Zidane took Brazil apart in the last world cup ,  . . . . .

Italy V Portugal is a friendly game and there's no reason Ronaldo should spill blood when sunday(manchester derby) is close.
Come up with another excuse to bring Ronaldo down . . . . . .He is better than any German player as of this day.
Only an idiot will compare Austrian opposition to an Italian one . . . . . .

Ronaldo(winger)/GRADE A league . . . . . . . .19 leaguegoals.

Klose(striker)/ GRADE B league . . . . . . . . . . 9 league goals.
Luca Toni(striker)/GRADE B league . . . . . . . 10 league goals.

Like i have said earlier, only a complete DOOFUS will say Ronaldo is not better than any player in Bundesliga.

@ tkb417,

That should tell you Carlos Queiroz might be the next Man Utd manager as soon as Ferguson equals Liverpool's league titles.
He is gradually building his team of Portugeezers . . . . . . Thats one of the many advantages of having a foreign manager.
Bosingwa is good but i wouldn't mind Veloso when Scholesy retires.

@ Ritchboy,

Lyon is feather-weight to Man Utd. Benzema & Juninho wont sniff a goal.
Man Utd knows how to handle teams like Lyon . . . . .United will WIN home and AWAY like they smashed Lille last season.
No defence in the world can stop the HOLY TRINITY.
With the spine of RIO-VIDA-HARGO-ANDERSON-ROONEY . . . . . . United will bludgeon LYON into submission.

@ Razorr,


You are a meanie.
Damn, cut Wenger some slack.
Afterall, he is leading the pile albeit dodgy decisions from the match officials.
Just be patient . . . . He will surrender the lead in a matter of weeks.

What i cannot stand is his ability to talk with the 2 sides of his cock-sucking lips.
One moment, he is saying i want to compete in all competitions and win. The next moment, he is saying the Carling Cup is not his priority.
It wasn't his priority and yet Adebayor, Hleb, Sagna, Gallas, Fabregas and Eduardo all made the trip to White Hart Lane to get spanked 5-1.
You begin to wonder what team he would have played if the competition was his MAIN PRIORITY . . . .Henry, Ian Wright and David Seaman?
Lets face it . . . .Wenger is a simpleton!

@ Razorr,

I am not fair? C'mon babes, Life has never been fair.
You should have calculated the risks before taking the bet with me.  

Chelsea was so lucky with the UCL draws and u have to fancy their chances of clinching it.
However, i think Arsenal will fall against Milan. . . . . .I cannot wait to hear what Wenger will say.
Dont be surprised if he says . . . .Winning UEFA is not my priority!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything Le Prof loses is not his priority.

@ Razorr,

Ok. Thanks for the acknowledgement.

Back to footie,
Are u ready to shave your head now that Ronaldo has outgunned your Didier Drogba . . . .
We had a bet some weeks back, can u remember?
I don't need the money . . . . .Just post a picture of u with a shaved head.
Please make it clean like Ian Wright's submarine head.

@ Salehm,

Are u high on cheap crack?
I don't give a FLYING Bleep if u say fuckever about Man Utd in YOUR THREAD.
Coming to Man Utd's thread to post these fuckeries mean u are an slowpoke of the highest degree of brain disorder.
Maybe i should borrow some cheddarz from Razorr so i can at least get u some ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

@ Eldee,

You have to pour out some little liquor for The Busby Babes.
If it's too early to drink . . . .You should at least shed a tear.

@ Razorr,

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where have u been?
Bloody Hell . . . . . . .The HOT HOT HOT Razorr is here . . . . .

Sa-Phlegm is surely a fuckwit.
He is BOIL ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY.
Nigga is a product of crossing a full grown PIG with a full grown depraved woman.
This plonker is a disgrace to manhood . . .Dont u think?

Salehm or Phlegm or fuckever retarded name u call yourself . . . .Why are u constituting a nuisance on this thread?
This is one of the many disadvantages of a public forum.
It is easy for nitwits to get in and masquerade themselves as intellectuals . . . .

Why don't u just find something to do instead of making yourself a laughing stock.
It is so unfortunate that idiots like u cease to exist while we have no choice than to cope with the effects.
Your effort to be funny and cheeky is completely asinine!

@ Ritchboy,

Nah, mate!!!!!!!!!!!!
United can still afford to play his senior team in both games.

Fergie's situation is different from yours.
United is facing Arsenal at OT and playing feather-weight Lyon in France.

Wenger is traveling to Fort Knox to play the Champions.
As if that wasn't enough . . . .They play AC Milan at the Emirates after 3 days . . . . .

Only a self-servicer will fail to realise Milan plays for European games . . . . .Domestic competitions mean shyte to them.
Wenger will be scared shitless as we speak.  How do u cope with Kaka and Pato on their day?

@ Folahann,

Bitch, shut up your stinking mouth.
I think you are a waste of black flesh.

@ Emperoh,

Busby Babes FOREVER.
There will never be ANOTHER.

@ Ritchboy,

Dont fall to such cheap schemes.
Milan is making an excuse to rest their legs for the big one. . . . . . .
They know how to do that . . . . .Majority of their senior members will be rested 10 days before the UEFA tie while Arsenal boys will be playing.
On the appointed day, U will be surprised how the "so called" injured players will be back to fitness.

@ Bleep-Lahann,

What is the meaning of your last comment?
I am so sorry to say you are a big embarassment to the FEW decent Arsenal fans on this forum.
No one compares to your STUPIDITY as far as Nairaland sports is concerned.

@ MC Omo,

Did u just say Pato will not live to his true potentials? Sounds more like a BEEF talk to me.
I heard the same statement about Messi and Ronaldo some few years ago.
You dont need to be a Quantum Physicist to know this player was BORN TO DO IT.
He is going to take the piss outta ur muppet defence that conceded 5 goals against SPURS.

United's Flag is deepest Red. 
It shrouded all our Munich dead.
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold.
Their hearts blood dyed it's every fold.

Then raise United's banner high.
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die.
So keep the faith and never fear.
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

WE'LL NEVER DIE, WE'LL NEVER DIE WE'LL NEVER DIE, WE'LL NEVER DIE
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HIGH 'CAUSE MAN UNITED WILL NEVER DIE.

@ Eldee,

I am sorry to disappoint u but the WOLFMAN is in the building.
Chacal wanted in the Islands? I think NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
They love me down there . . . .They keep asking for me.


@ Dr Ferlie,

I bear no grudge against you.
Do your THING.

@ Islander,

Go make some cheddarz . . . .
Get some Peleau and pig-tails on ur way.

@ Dr Ferlie,

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .Where have u been?
I was told u wrote something about me that is not pleasing to the eye.
Don't u think ur boss deserve some RESPECT ?
How could you have mentioned ma name in the same breath with that lascivious minger?
What you did was an ABOMINATION . . . . . .In a lay man's language, its FUCKERY.

@ Islander,

That excuse is lame.
Not even a cheap tart will shag her own uncle . . . . .What was she thinking?
Lets give her the benefit of the doubt . . . .Maybe her drink was spiked.

Anyways, i ma talk to ya in a bit.
Don't worry about the minger barking her head off to get noticed.
Tell u what . . . . SHE'S A BOIL ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY.

@ Islander,

I am here . . . . .
It has been a hard grind at work . . .
Anyways, whats cracking? I can see a large cache of VERMINS running around the yard . . . .
Can u do me a favour? Why would anyone shag her UNCLE?


@ Eldee,

So this is where u kill time, huh?
Islander, watch out for Eldee ., . . . . . .He is a hi-class womaniser
He is a wanted man in about 20 London boroughs.

@ Loyika,

And why would u make excuses for Milan? You can only make excuses for ARSENAL and i am sick and tired of em.
If it's not about the money spent by the other teams, it is the average age or the pitch-size of the Emirates.
AC Milan will WIN on aggregrate after 2 legs . . . . . . . .Wenger cannot do anything about it.

All Milan have to do is play defensive at the Emirates and go GUNG HO at San Siro.
Pato should have recovered by the 2nd week in March when Arsenal fly down to Italy to play DICE without their destiny.
Arsenal will win at OT?     Lemme laugh again to that comical statement.
The goal ratio at OT is 31/3. What does that tell u? It means United are 10 times more likely to score at OT than their opponents.

Lets stick to your normal excuses . . . .WE SHALL WIN IT NEXT SEASON.

Its highly laughable.
You were not saying this in the last 3 weeks . . . . .Why wait till now to say ADMIRE the league leaders with just TWO POINTS?
It seems GAYnners never learn . . . . .I can still remember Wenger's words in 2002/03 in January when he said GAYnners will WIN the Prem.
He was 8 points clear but then he stuttered and lost to Leeds at Highbury. God bless VIDUKA.

This time around, You still have to play Liverpool at the Emirates, Man Utd at OT and Chelsea at SB.
13 games . . . . .39 points . . . .ADVANTAGE FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has found himself in this sticky situation more times than Wenger so he knows how to deal with it.
9 times compared to 3 times? Nigga, go and suck on a pacifier. . . . . You ain't winning shyte. . . . . .
The only thing u will win is FAIR PLAY AWARDS(If FA decides to ignore Wenger's 71 RED CARDS because u play the youngest team in the league).

P.S.   Pato is 18, he would recover quicker than Van Persie. I expect him to be back within 10 days. Twisted ankle is nuthing.

HAPPY BERFDAY TO CRISTIANO RONALDO & CARLOS ALBERTO TEVEZ.

@ Loyika,

Are u this pathetic?
What makes Arsenal the most consistent team in the league?
Both teams have the same % win . . . . . Losses and Draws don't count as far as consistency is concerned.
Nigga please, both teams have been CONSISTENT,  . . . . . Forget the fact that you are 2 points CLEAR.

You drew a game in January against Birmingham while United won all their premiership games WITHOUT CONCEDING in the same month.
Its still a ding-dong affair . . . . .Blimey, nuthing has been won yet but Man Utd will go ahead and win the title on the long run.
THE LADS WANT IT MY ASS . . . . .Like they wanted the Carling Cup and ended up losing by 5-1 to SPURS.
If Arsene didn't want the CC . . . . .There was no reason why he would take Gallas, Fab4, Sagna, Adebayor to White Hart Lane so shush.

Everyone wants to win the PREM . . . . If u ask Wigan and Derby, they are competing to win it as well so no one wanted it more than the others.
Why don't we draw against Ci-Thai if we are confident? You have lost ONCE . . .we have lost THRICE and the difference is 2 points?
We closed a 5 point-gap after the bad start in January so what makes u think we cannot go all the way before May.
C'mon mate . . . .say something else. Stop spewing fuckery in the name of club patriotism.
A team that has Ron, Wazza and El-Apache are more liable to win the PREM than Eduardo, Adebayor and Flamini.

@ Loyika,

Stop talking through your ass.
WINTER is not yet over and the games are coming in torrents so you HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING YET.
How dare u talk about HEAD 2 HEAD games when Man Utd is leading with 7 points to Arsenal's 5 points.

Arsenal will win the PREM now because u are 2 points CLEAR?
Are u this myopic? You still have to visit Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford.
What about games like Birmingham, Portsmouth and Blackburn?
Are u aware that 2 points gap can change in one single game?

It seems u haven't learnt your lesson.
In 2002/03(This Millennium) . . . . . Ferguson surmounted 8 points gap Arsenal opened at Christmas time.
Please do the math.
Arsenal WILL NOT WIN a single trophy this season.

@ Rikkyjen,

Thank You.
These GAYnners cannot see beyond their noses.
Is it not obvious? Should Ronaldo stop playing today. . . . . . .He would WIN the PFA awards by a mile.
His performance last season wasn't even up to what he has conjured already this season . . . .

Lemme give u an interesting STAT . . . . .
Should the FA decide to award points to Man Utd on Ronaldo's goals ONLY. . . . .Man Utd are still above SPURS and many other teams.
I cannot count the number of braces the midfielder has scored this season.
Breath-taking performances week in week out . . . . .I cant remember Fab4 putting up back to back virtuoso performance since November.
Was he not in the same team that got BLUDGEONED 5-1 BY TOTTENHAM?

@ A-40,

Go and read Anderson's wiki and maybe u will have an idea of what we are talking about.
He schooled Fab4 on how the game is played. The Brazilian kid is a much better player than Fabregas. . . . .
Y'all keep saying ANDERSON was telling the REF to book Fab4 . . . What else could he have done?
This boy cannot speak ENGLISH . .The only way he could have expressed himself is to use sign language for the BLIND REF to pass his message across.
How is that different to what Stevie Gerrard did at Goodison park against Everton  . . . . . .So Gerrard is right to tell the Ref to book someone because he didn't brand an imaginary card with his hand? GAYnners are morons . . . . .I can confirm that NOW.
Can u see how moronic y'all GAYnners are?  How do u express yourself to someone that does not speak your language without using your hands?

Is Saha a factor? Its obvious u don't know your football?
Same Louis Saha that conjured up SKYSPORT'S through-pass of the season.  Saha split Arsenal's defence with a pass that took 6 defenders out of the equation to find Patrice Evra. . . . . . . .What else can u ask for? Saha's football brains is much better than Adebayor and Eduardo cloned together.
You guys are lucky he is plagued by a persistent injury . . . . . Saha + the 2 Rs contributed more than 60 goals for Man Utd last season.
What has your attacking trio contributed this season?  Adebayor is yet to score a goal in UEFA in 13 games and he is your best striker?
You are having a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Should Arsenal go on to win the league . . . . .CESC will not win the PFA.
He has done nuthing in the last 3 months  . . . .  .Ade's contribution has been more.than Cesc.
Dont wet your undies . . . . . Should Arsenal or Derby County win the Prem . . . .RONALDO will still WIN IT.
No other player has been consistent like Cristiano Ronaldo . . . . .I was surprised Arsene Wenger mentioned it last week.
He confessed Ronaldo would get his vote this year.

Our trip to White Hart Lane was always gonna be difficult.
Blimey . . . . .It was the same ground the MIGHTY GAYNNERS lost 5-1. FIVE GOALS went past ARSENE WENGER'S TEAM on the same pitch.
Ferguson knew it was always gonna be difficult BUT the man in black made it worse which was why we had to score so late in the match.
Dont get it twisted. . . . . , Ramos has done a good job at SPURS . . . . . .He bought well and has worked on the team's balance.
Man City is on their way down . . . . . .Expect anutha BLOODBATH at OT on sunday.

@ A-40,

So u are comparing United that played Reading at OT to the current Man Utd team?
United that was struggling because of the loss of their TRIO(Saha + Rooney + Ronaldo) . . .
Why didn't the same Reading beat Man Utd at the Madejski stadium?

Fab4 compared to ANDERSON? Please stop displaying your ignorance here.
The duo have met TWICE at the Emirates and ANDERSON won the individual head to head battle.
Fabregas will be very lucky to win PFA young player AWARD because if ANDERSON's performances against ARSENAL, LIVERPOOL and TOTTENHAM are put into consideration. . . . .ANDERSON will WIN it by a mile.

@ Loyika,

United have gotten used to playing without ROONEY.
Rooney got crocked twice already this season and we pulled out outstanding performances against the teams we played against in that period.
The emergence of JS PARK and SCHOLESY will cushion that effect plus we have NANI and ANDERSON that are ready to swim with the SHARKS.
Man City will go under the HAMMER at OT . . . . There's an air of inevitability about it.

This is proving to be an interesting battle.

ANDERSON versus FABREGAS.

@ A-40,

Wenger is worse at giving excuses . . . . .Didn't he blame the bus driver for the loss at Riverside Stadium?
Bus-driver? He should have blamed the traffic lights . . . . .That french minger is a Arrow.

Goal rush from Adebayor? I am having a laugh.
He doesn't seem to perform against quality opposition . . . . .

Man City to pull off a draw without ELANO?
Its like hoping Benin Republic to beat Argentina.
Man City will be mashed to a pulp at OT.
Like Jigga spat . . . . .RARE GUNS IF U DARE COME TO THE FORTRESS . . .

Hmmmmmmmmm

With the powers conferred on me, i hereby pronounce DAYOKANU as Nairaland's official RESIDENT RETARD.

If DAYOKANU feels Amunike's winner at Atlanta 96 is a blatant offside then i shouldn't be discussing/analysing soccer with him.
Thats the biggest heap of fuckery i have read in 2008 . . . . .
Blimey, Dayo-Nazi is a mutt!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

You spew fuckery at the rate of 1000 crap/second.
Clatterbutt disallowed a legit goal and reh reh reh. . . . . .It wasn''t his call as far as that incident was concerned.
He was at least 50 yards away from the ball and the line assistant was dozens of yards away to give the goal. . . . .
Now. . . . . A goal cannot be given until the officials are 100% SURE. . . . .
The officials wouldn't have given it if it had happened the other way so shut ur stinking mouth, u perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, Andy Gray would know if MANUCHO refuses to get injured after 3 games like SAHA does.
Martin Tyler will be pressing the alarm buttons if MANUCHO doesn't fire blanks like SAHA does.
Alan Hansen will throw a fit if MANUCHO scores from a header . . .a situation where SAHA would be trying bicycle kick.
Gary Linekar will be disappointed when MANUCHO turns up in a smart suit . . .SAHA has the worst DRESS SENSE in the whole Northern Region.
Although . . . . . .I was told Adebayor's DRESS SENSE is the worst in the whole NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

@ tkb417,

He has to go on loan in Europe to qualify for his work permit.
Too bad we can't play him until summer.
This powerful African is DROGBA + ADEBAYOR waxed together . . . . .

He is big, strong with an incredible balance for his size.
I know i have slated CQ in the past for his dud tactics and other fuckeries but without him . . . .We wouldn't have had RONALDO, NANI, ANDERSON and now this beast of a player named MANUCHO GONCALVES.

MANUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


What a GOAL from the Man Utd striker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This lad is the best player in the tournament . . .
Drogba, Etoo and Essien have nuthing on him.

@ Loyika,

Are u serious? Its the Chavs and the Scousers? What a weekend.
Dont predict crap here . . . .Anutha SCORE DRAW at Old Trafford? U need to lie down!!!!

Lets see what Blackburn Rovers have to offer at the Emirates.
Y'all GAYnners didnt see Birmingham coming, did ya?
A draw for y'all and a WIN for us will reverse the positions . . .
Its good to be a RED DEVIL.

HOLY TRINITY . . . . .Where ya GUNS @?