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@ Debosky & Millena,

It is CONFIRMED: NOT ALL GUNNERS ON NAIRALAND ARE PLONKERS BUT ALL PLONKERS ON NAIRALAND ARE GUNNERS.

Debosky argued: If it is not a 'competition' then how can it determine entry into the UCL for goodness sake?
Amsterdam tournament was a competition as well . . . . .I am yet to see Van Persie's goals carried over to whatever u want em to add it to.
Anyways, i have lost all appetite to continue this argument. . . . Y'all are taking this too PERSONAL.

Debosky, its amazing u never disproved u look like em Aki n Paw-Paw midgets. Are u related to any of em?
Since u reside in Onitsha, it is natural for me to think u r related to this Naija Celebs.
If i take ur rat face into consideration, it is certain u are genetically connected to em.
Fucking cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,
TOTO? I dont think toto is Yoruba but for mentioning ma mother in this issue, u are a complete slowpoke.
Bloody hell . . . . .Otu nnegi!!!!!!!!!!
Watch out. . . . .The FULL MOON is out, I am switching to JACKAL mode soon.

@ Deboksy,

You are a bloody ninny . . . .matter of fact, u are worse than a ninny. You are a lummox.
Why would those goals count for Fabregas when others did not feature in the pre-qualifying games. Are people this stupid in the world.
Help me understand something . . . .So you are saying Fabregas goals will read 5 goals in 7UCL games or what?

I have told u several times u cannot equate this situation to EURO 2008 . . . . .every team played the qualifiers in EURO 2008.
League leaders all over the world DID NOT play in this pre-qualifying shit so it will be folly/dishonest to add those goals for Fab4.
It is no competition . . . . .more like counting Amsterdam tournament to Van Persie's goals or Community Shield goals for Drogba because the FA organised it.

Please go and thaw out the 2 brain-cells in your rat-like head. That your rat-eyes reminds me of Aki and Paw-Paw(those nollywood midgets).


@ Millenna,

Raul's goals in the qualifiers is different to this. . . . Every team participating in the EURO 2008 all played qualifiers.
In the UCL, some players didnt play in the qualifiers so why should Fab4's goals count when Ronaldo and co didn't play in this competition.
How is that a fair assessment. Think deep and don't be a retard like others.

@ I-man,

Anu nkita!!!!!!!!!!( I hope i got that right).
Are u shagging Debosky now or Kitaun?

@ Ritchboy,

Now u sound a bit better.
My AI has really helped your state of mind.
Prof. Patterson told me your IQ was 5 just before he administered em drugs . . . .Now it has shot up to 33(same as the IQ of a pregnant nanny-goat).
There's massive improvement, keep it up.

However, practise makes perfect.
Go n get kindergarten books and learn the alphabets by heart.
If u don't exercise your brain, they go DEAD.
Prof. Patterson will get back to u next monday.

@ Gamine,

You are still on this femininity schitzo?
It seems u just dont give up.

Gamine:
The pack may return now o!

What pack are u talking about?
Pack of Hyenas or the pack of lobotomised apes?

@ Deboksy,

Can u tell me why those 2 goals will not count on UEFA's scorers charts. If it doesn't count on UEFA scorer's charts why should it count in the sum total games. Lemme lend u some artificial intelligence(Ritchboy's left-over). . . . .Pre-qualifying UEFA games are like pre-season games. Its like counting Van Persie's goals at the Amsterdam tournament/Emirates Cup.

Are u aware this UCL pre-qualifying games actually started on the 29th of June on 2007. . . . .
Technically, u are saying all the players that scored from then till this day would have all their goals counted like Ronaldo or Leo Messi?
Gaynners wont stop displaying their STUPIDITY on this forum.

Anyways, Micah Richards recovered from his knee injury so he is starting tomorrow.
Tottenham will be pulverised . . . . .They play attacking football so there would be space for Scholes and the HOLY TRINITY to explore.
Ma greatest amusement is Chelsea would move closer to y'all GAYnners tomorrow after LOSING/DRAWING to Man City.

ritchboy:
so because the goals scored in the euro 2008 qualifiers don't appear on the euro 2008 scorers chart it means uefa doesnt "count" them as competitive goals?
so u loose an argument and all of a sudden u remember its now "dead rubber".u amuse me.

At this rate, not even ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE can help your cause. U need the natural type and its bad u have passed the stage where ur brain can be trained. U might have to die again and come back to function on triple digit IQ.

U keep mixing Euro 2008 qualifiers with UEFA Champions league and that is what i dont understand in ur piffle.
UEFA will not count the goals scored by Fab4 in the pre-qualifying goals because some other clubs DID NOT PLAY in those pre-qualifying games.
It will not be a FAIR ASSESSMENT when Fabregas had played 2 games extra(pre-qualifiers) than the others in the SAME COMPETITION.
Arsenal playing in the pre-qualifying games was as a result of finishing 4th last season . . .It is not UEFA's business.
UEFA only counts the GOALS SCORED in the group stages upwards . . . .They can't be bovvered about Fab4's 40 goals in the Pre-qualifiers.

If this explanation does not help u . . . .nuthing else would.
Euro 2008 qualifiers has nuthing to do with this cos EVERY COUNTRY playing in the Euro 2008 ALL played in the qualifiers.
You cannot say the same with UEFA Champions league . . . .Man Utd, Chelsea, Barcelona, Madrid are playing in the UCL and didn't play in the qualifiers.
Must one be STUPID to support ARSENAL?

@ Tosinadeda,

You must be suffering from a brain tumor.
Ronaldo does not really play in a position where he can influence games like Scholes, Kaka or Fabregas.
He plays too wide to make serious impact in any game . . . .

READ THIS FROM YOUR MANAGER(ARSENE WENGER)

The Arsenal manager admits Ronaldo would get his vote for Footballer of the Year, based purely on the last 12 months up to now.
"I did not expect Ronaldo to score as many as he did because he plays on the wing," said Wenger.

"Someone asked me what is the difference between Ronaldo and Lionel Messi?
It is the goals. Messi is more of a dribbler in a very short space, but Ronaldo is good in the air, good on free-kicks, right foot, left foot. He has developed very well.

"Another quality Ronaldo has is he is healthy. He does not miss games. He has missed less games than [Wayne] Rooney and Messi in the last two years. He can take the kicks."

You can check the link here . . . .    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3101423,00.html

I HOPE THAT ENDS THIS DISCUSSION.

@ Ritchboy,

If STUPIDITY is sold at 1 yen. . . . . .You are trillionaire in Pounds.
Blimey . . . . .why should i find Fab4's pre-qualifer's goals in EURO 2008? Are u this stupid?
You claim Fab4 has scored 5 UCL goals and i am saying on the scorer's charts it says 3 GOALS.
It simply means UEFA does not count pre-qualifying goals because other European elite did not feature in em games.
How is that difficult to work out?
If Fab4 had really scored 5 goals then he should be joint top scorer with Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic BUT his name is not listed there.

4 points CLEAR with a GAME IN HAND or 5 points CLEAR with a GAME in hand is now a DEAD RUBBER.
My point is . . . .Arsenal got complacent and United took advantage of your blip.
Who is on top of the table now? Is it Arsenal or Man Utd? Answer that question and get back to me, u cunt.
Lemme go to the ATM and withdraw some money to get u some ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
See u in a bit.

@ Dayokanu,

Platini is a donkey for spewing this trumpery.
Ronaldo lit up EURO 2004 four years ago so i don't see any reason why he won't have a good performance this time around.
I am backing him to have another outstanding tournament this summer.

Ma problem is with these idiots at FIFA/UEFA . . . . .
Ronaldo has to prove himself in EURO 2008 and reh reh reh.
George Weah won European Awards and FIFA awards and he never played in the WORLD CUP or even African Cup of Nations as at 1995.
Tell me . . . . . .how contradictory are the theories of getting this award if it's not political?

@ Lordimpaq,

I can't believe ma eyes.
He is ALIVE . . . . . . . . .
Lordi the WISE ONE is back. . . .

@ Ritchboy,

No game is won until it's been played.
When Man Utd was playing SPURS(before Nani's goal). . . . .Arsenal had played 3 games with 7 points.
United is playing their 4th game with 2 points.   Please do the math . . . . .
It means Arsenal had 5 points clear with a game in hand . . . . . .

After Nani's goal . . . . .It became 2 points WITH a game in hand(POTENTIAL 5 points GAP).
Where is that gap today? It has disappeared . . . . . . If that aint a sign of complacency, i wonder what the word means.
I know u cannot understand because of the simple retarded two brain cells can't work fast enough,
The mere fact you are arguing this with me shows you have less brain power than a lobotomised ape.

Just saw ur last reply . . . .
Answer this question . . . . .How many goals has Fab4 scored in UCL?
If it's 5. . . . .why is he not on the scorer's charts?
A cunt like u wouldn't understand . . . . . .U make a retard look like Albert Einstein.

@ Tosinadeda,

In the community of mental-handicaps, u are the chairman.
What a load of drivel and applesauce from a cretin . . . .
Ronaldo chickens out in big games my ass . . . . . .Is Ronaldo a striker?
Why compare someone playing in wide position to a support striker if u have any brains at all . . . . . . .
How many times has Figo, Seedorf or any other winger score this season . . . . . .

Same Ronaldo scored against AC Milan, Roma and fuckever last season.
He has 100% goal ratio in all competitions this season as a winger and u idiots keep saying he chickens out in big games.
How many WINGERS score in huge games? When was the last time Hleb, Rosicky or Walcott scored in any big game.
This is a midfielder that has broken a huge barrier by hitting his 19th league goal in January and yet u ignoramus keep saying he chickens out in games.
Jealousy and Envy has blinded u lots and a huge smoke of stupidity has beclouded your senses.

@ Ritchboy,

U need to see a brain surgeon . . . .

Arsenal won Man City on saturday on their Matchday 3 and clinching 7 points.
United didn't play until sunday . . . .going into their matchday 4 with 2 points.

Looking at it carefully, Arsenal were 5 points CLEAR with a GAME in HAND until Nani scored the winner against SPURS.

@ Ritchboy,

Yes.
Arsenal were 5 points clear of Man Utd WITH A GAME IN HAND.

After 3 league games. . . . . Utd had only 2 points against Arsenal's 7 points.
What does that tell u?

Of course, Fabregas has only scored 10 goals this season.
7 league goals and 3 in UEFA.
If he has 5 goals like u are claiming . . . .Why isn't he the joint top scorer with RONALDO who has 5 goals.

UCL Pre-qualifying games does not qualify as a competitive game so Fab4 only has 10 goals.
It is only Arsenal that counts UEFA pre-qualifying goals as official goals. . . . . Maybe u should add Emirates cup/Amsterdam cup to his tally.
How can u count it when other teams like Man Utd, Chelsea, Real Madrid and Inter did not take part in it?
Please show me Fab4's name on this list. . . . . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League_2007-08

      Name                 Team

Zlatan Ibrahimović  Internazionale  5 goals
Cristiano Ronaldo   Man Utd           5 goals
--------------------------------------------------------------
Filippo Inzaghi        Milan                 4 goals
Didier Drogba         Chelsea'
Luis Fabiano           Sevilla 
Robinho                 Real Madrid
Goran Pandev         Lazio 
Lionel Messi            Barcelona
Frédéric Kanouté    Sevilla
Steven Gerrard       Liverpool
Van Nistelrooy        Real Madrid 
Liédson                  Sporting Lisbon

@ Eldee,

They are not OFFICIAL cos Fabregas scored em in 2 pre-qualifying UEFA Champions league games.
Think about it . . . .Fabregas scored 5 goals in the UCL but OFFICIALLY . . .It is listed as 3 goals on the scorer's charts.
Ronaldo has his 5 goals listed cos he got all of em in the group stages. . . .

Goals scored in the pre-qualifying games does not COUNT . . . unless of course the club involved is Arsenal.
Buncha twats.

@ Eldee,

He is on 1 goal per game.
Ronaldo has actually started in 19 games.
Against Aston Villa(his 20th appearance),  he only played in the last 15 mins!
Therefore, Ronaldo has scored 19 goals in 19 starts in the Premiership.

P.S.  Are u aware 2 goals scored by Flabbypass are not official?

@ Eldee,

Don't be such a knob.

That was a typo on soccernet. . . .  .Soccernet is shit with statistics.
Henry couldn't have scored that many on his debut season.
TT scored 17 goals and 9 assists in 31 league games in his debut. . . . .  . . .  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thierry_Henry

It seems Arsene Wenger owns Soccernet.
Most of their records on Arsenal have been doctored.
They are fraudulent . . . . .They even have Adebayor on 17 league goals when he has scored only 16 goals.

P.S. Go back to your specsavers.

How hilarious?

Didn't he say United will go thru a blip after the Saudi trip?
United won all their league games in January without conceding. . . .
Wenger is a bloody hypocrite . . . . .Like he wouldn't jump at it if he was offered such trip. . . .
1 million quid in 5 days and a bit of sunshine? Wenger must be as daft as Folahann.

@ Eldee,

You must be a wind-up merchant.
Thierry Henry scored what on his debut season?
You call 17 league goals in 31 games a 100% goal ratio or is it 26 goals in 48 games in all competitions in 99/2000 season?
Where do u stay in London again? I beg u to run to the nearest high street and check into specsavers.

Anderson and Cesc have met TWICE in the past.
The Brazilian bossed the Spaniard both times even though he is yet to record a win over Cesc.
Anderson offers more than Cesc . . . . Did u see his cameo appearance against Pompey on wednesday. . . .

Dont worry, he will soon SCORE goals. There's an air of inevitability about this Brazilian.
How much we paid for ANDERSON has nuthing to do with it. . . . 2003 is different from 2007.
Players earn more money these days than 2003 . . . .How much was Terry earning in 2003 . . .How much is he taking now?
Reyes was bought for 20 mill and he was the shittiest player to have ever played under Arsene.

@ ndubest,

It seems what u know is less than what u don't know.
AC MILAN, INTER MILAN and JUVENTUS . . . . .Why do u guys talk as if there are no shitty teams in Serie A and La Liga as well.
It beggars belief when people talk from their ass all the time to defend what is not . . . . .
How is Wigan different to Torino, Empoli or Cagliari?
In other words . . .It is fyne by Kaka to score against these teams but its wrong for Ronaldo to score against Wigan and Birmingham?

The way people think these days is appaling. Is Global warming affecting the human brain as well?
Technically, u are saying Serie A is better than the EPL and that to me is the most moronic statement anyone can spew in 2008.
Same Italian football, where the commentators have to scream so LOUD when there's a throw-in to make it exciting.

Backwards football like their tanks in the WORLD WAR. How many teams in the Serie A are still in the Champions league?
Everytime i am suffering insomnia i thank God for Italian footie, there is no sure fire quicker way to get to sleep than watching italian football.
At least in the English league sides don't have to pay to get results, well unless you are Arsenal of course.
Do everyone a favour by keeping your warped opinion to yourself. You spew more bunkum than Folahann.

@ segunpc,

Ma age has nuthing to do with this discussion, stupid.
Name me any 22-year-old in the history of the Prem that has been able to take football to this level.
From being the most hated figure in the UK to the most admired player takes some hard work . . . . .

The media kept slating him and he kept his head down to let his football do the talking.
Y'all can say all u want but Henry, Cantona or Zola has nothing on this kid.
The only player in England that has the same efficiency on the left wing and the right wing.

U might have to thaw out the 2 brain-cells in ur cranium to understand why Ronaldo is the best player on the planet.

Bleep-lahann or whatever your retarded name is . . . . . .

I have told u on several times to speak to me ONLY when u are spoken to.
You talk shyte e'rytime and please do the world a favour and stop pretending you know somthing about football when ALL you know can ONLY be written on a postage stamp.
The same gay that want to sleep with Fab4 and Adebayor? You are a plonker for even daring to mention ma name with your cock-sucking lips.

@ A-40,

Anderson is a better player than Cesc. Only a deluded Gaynner will think otherwise. Cesc in his debut season is dwarfed by Anderson's current season.
Besides, how many goals has Cesc scored this season? I have been hearing people say 12 goals but i think it's actually 10 goals.
2 of his goals don't count.

U seem to forget the mini-crisis we had at the start of the season. 3 of our goal getters were not available due to injuries/suspension.
At a point this season, Arsenal were 5 points clear with a game in hand and what have u done with the gap? ZILCH.
We played y'all off the park at the Emirates. It took u 93 mins to score the ugliest goal in the history of the Prem.

U have lost many games with Fab4 on display so forget about him not being there.
Sevilla and Spurs under Juande Ramos bludgeoned u to death with Fab4 and Hleb on show so what is special about Cesc?
The best passer ma ass . . . . Where was he last season when pass master SCHOLESY was around. He is lucky Scholes got injured.
Hleb/Rosicky/Eboue can never be like Ronaldo if they play in Arsenal for 100 seasons . . . . .stop this weed u are smoking!!!!!!!!!!!

@ MC Omo,

You just dont give up, do ya?
I am not your boy . . . . .I am ur superior.
Do u want me to ram that down your throat?

Gamine? I left her in bed before leaving the house this morning.
Have i satisfied your curiosity?
Bloody Arrow.

@ A-40,

How long it took Ronaldo(midfielder) to get a goal compared to Adebayor(a striker)?
Pass the blunt to the next man, son. This shroom is making u hallucinate.
When u do ur comparisons next time. . . .it should be between Ronaldo and Hleb/Rosicky/Eboue or Walcott.

What happens if Ronaldo gets injured? We have got Park, Nani, Giggsy and even Rooney who can play on the wings.
We sank Aston Villa u struggled to beat without RONALDO in the best away game Man Utd have played this season.
United will win matches with or without Ronaldo. . . .No question about that.

What happens if Fabregas gets injured?

@ MC Omo,

Adebayor is too CRUDE & UNCOUTH to be a United player.
Besides that, Adebayor is an out n out striker and should be doing better with the kinda solid midfield players playing behind him.
Blimey . . . . This lanky dork is yet to score a single goal in the Uefa Champions League . . . .
Bes' believe it . . . . Ade is a pillock.

Without a shadow of doubt, RONALDO is the best player that has ever graced the Premiership.
He is light years ahead of any player that has played in this league.
It will take another 30 years for any midfielder to break his current tally of goals in the Premiership.

This kid has got an unlimited number of tricks up his sleeve, defenders dont know what's he gonna do.
He takes a penalty better than any player i have ever seen.
The lad can kick a ball and he is aerial prowess cannot be questioned.

ALL HAIL KING RONALDO.

stillwater:
@michelin89
For your information, feminity does not mean you are weak.
If I should go by the meaning of feminity and not preconceived notions, being feminine is a gender represention to every woman as masculinity is attributed to every man. So going by your definition of being feminine you michelin89 as a woman are a pain in the ass to both men and women. You are a liability, an impostor and an opportunist. You are a pretender and deserve no form of respect.

Yet again you attribute being lady-like to being stupid. What you defined here is a low esteemed, uneducated woman. Being lady like does not mean a woman cannot be vociferous on issues of egalitarianism. Being feminine does not mean she cannot stand up for herself, she cannot have a career and she cannot achieve anything in life.

I believe in feminism but when it turns into abject aggressiveness and extremism just to relay a point then Stillwater would also relay her stand on such.

Touché.

The world will be a much better place if we have more women like u.

@ A-40,

United is yet to LOSE in a game the HOLY TRINITY have played together.
West Ham. . . . .there was no Wazza,  Bolton. . . .there was no Wazza and Ronaldo so do the math.
Besides, i get scared when we meet bottom teams because Ferguson seems to under-estimate em and send a shyte team out.
This time around, we are playing ARSENAL. . . . Our main rival. Ferguson knows he can derail ARSENAL's title chase if he knocks em out of the FA cup.
Blimey, it's Old Trafford(Fort Knox) . . . . It puts Man Utd at a vantage point.
Anutha TROPHYLESS season beckons on WenGAY.


@ Gaynner Pataki,

Stop smoking your pubic hair. Ronaldo has scored 27 goals in 27 appearances this season so do the math.
19 goals in 20 league games . . . .5 goals in 5 UEFA games and 3 goals in 2 games in the FA CUP.
Not even Theirry Henry/Ruud can boast of 1 goal per game in the English league.
A player starting in the wide position to score 27 goals in January? It should be lauded/celebrated . . .

I think we should OBSERVE Ronaldo day in the UK.
Adebayor is a striker who has played more games and he doesn't even come near Ronaldo.
Beckham compared to Ronaldo? I think u need to lie down.
Get some tylenol pills and sleep easy.

@ Gaynner Pataki,

Shut ur fucking trap.
How dare u compare Adebayor to Ronaldo? Are u high on shroomz?
A winger has outscored your best striker in every competition and u are screaming like a deranged baboon . . . .
You should bury your head in shame . . . .Adebayor your flaming gay-ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a minger!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

I know u have given up already.
Man Utd is yet to concede in the league this year. . . . (P5 W5 D0 L0 GF13 GA0)
United's form is scary . . . . . . Don't make the mistake of thinking we are dropping any point for now.
Feb 16th ma ass . . . . Anyone coming to OT(Fort Knox) should bring their hankies cos its sorrow, tears and BLOOD for visiting teams.


Man City will nick points off y'all.
I trust Sven to play his boring tactics and stiffle Arsenal's assault.
Man City is yet to lose at HOME in the Prem . . . .I am confident they will not LOSE to Arsenal.
Its a 12.45pm game for y'all . . . . Why do i think Arsenal might LOSE?  

@ MC Omo,

U keep recycling same ol' shyte.
Tread softly. . . . Dont mention ma name in the same breath with those ninnys . . . .I dont enjoy being associated with libidinous gutter rats.
It seems i may have to SHOOT TO KILL this time. I dont wanna make your wifey a widow but u are forcing ma hands.
Dont make me use ma DESERT EAGLE to put 4 in your gutz.

@ Loyika,

Arsenal will drop points tomorrow.
There's an air of inevitability about it.
Sven will get under your skin and frustrate y'all.
Be prepared for massive showdown on monday cos i will cop a squat on y'all GAYnners.

@ Loyika,

Is this Jealous or Envy?
Rooney is shagging Ronaldo . . . .Let em shag.
As long as they deliver and play exciting football, who cares?

Ronaldo is a love-vendor but see where his willy has taken him.
27 goals so far . . . . .SKYSPORTS confirmed Ronaldo is the 1st player in the history of PREM to score 27 goals by 31st of January.
If u consider he plays from a wide position . . . .the record makes Henry, Shearer, Ruud and Owen look like feather-weights.
Keep hating while the portugeezer keeps scoring. The end shall justify the means.

Whats your prediction against SPURS?
Spurs to beat Man Utd 5-1 like they bludgeon Arsenal?

@ A-40,

It is obvious u didnt see Man Utd's last game against Pompey.
No team in England can beat Man Utd in this form. The midfield is brimming with top draw players.
We dont even need Saha again. With Park/Nani/Giggs manning the flanks. . . .Ronaldo can be converted to a striker.
The midfield is bloated with SCHOLESY, Anderson, Carrick and Hargo . . .What else can u ask for?
Ma prediction: Tottenham 0-3 Man Utd.

@ MC Omo,

Is u a retard?
Enough of this Chacal/Jackal?
Keep ma name out of your fuckery. . . . . . .If u wanna battle Ritchboy, get on with it but keep me out of this.
U cunt!!!!!!!!!!

tkb417:
@Le Chacal
how far? how are you doing?
Spurs is getting ready for us, they have FOUR NEW DEFENDERS.
Gilberto from hertha, Hutton from rangers, Woodgate and Gunter.
I hope they don't jell by tmr because Ramos is trying to build a solid defence line.

The defence has been der undoing for sometime now, i hope we can deal with it.

Spurs will fall like a pack of cards.
They dont sit back and play defensive(I admire Tottenham for that) . . . They always come out to win every game.
The power of the HOLY TRINITY will make em drop to their knees and bow down to the CHAMPIONS.

@ MC Omo,

Put a sock in it, will ya?
Are u obsessed with Le Chac? Must u mention ma name in your trumpery and your load of drivel?
I might have to get a 100-mile-radius restraining order from the court to keep your gay-ass away from me at this rate.

You nasty pillock. . . . .
Tell us why u were running after Azeezat for 7 weeks without SUCCESS.
I know it must be difficult for a flaming gay to get a chic. . . .U are not used to chasing women so shit became ambiguous.
Don't make me bash your cranium with ma claw-hammer . . .stay away from me.