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SportsRe: Anthony Joshua May Not Fight Again After Fatal Crash, Says Tyson Fury’s Manager by Charlesedet: 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2025
How many times I warn dis guy mak him no com Nigeria againhuh🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 Last time u com 9ja u lost ur next fight, NW after dis sweet victory u get career ending accident 😲😲😲😲
FamilyRe: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Charlesedet: 6:32pm On Jun 26, 2025
Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.
Abeg which community b dat? Am frm CRS I want go borrow money from bank, maybe after I use de services of d deity bank manager go forget my loan
PoliticsRe: Ibas Speaks Of What He Will Do After He Was Sworn-In As Rivers Administrator by Charlesedet: 11:22pm On Mar 19, 2025
Salewa97:
Ibas is a man of honor.

He will do the right thing as a good Yoruba man.
ibok isn't yoruba
CareerRe: Trapped SA Miners Plea For Beer & Tobacco To "Conduct Spiritual Cleansing" by Charlesedet: 8:41am On Dec 08, 2024
Samantha125:
There's a country called Lesotho and their people speak Sotho, they're also known for these illegal minings in SA.

I don't know about the Xhosa because I've only heard some of them speak Shangaan, which is a Mozambican language and closely related to SA's Tsonga language.

Some of them can speak some Zulu, but you can still hear the Mozambican accent in it.
den hw are the chiefs in SA able to interpret the letters in sotho if they aint the se people
CareerRe: Trapped SA Miners Plea For Beer & Tobacco To "Conduct Spiritual Cleansing" by Charlesedet: 8:09am On Dec 08, 2024
MMempire:
Is Nigeria to blame this time? Or should SA government give the illegal miners free visas to operate underground for as much as they want?
Just asking for a curious SadAfrican friend.
Nigerians and non south Africans aren't to blame bruv, hw perfect are the miners who they are claiming aint south africans but they dont only speak Sesotho and isiXhosa. they write and equally read in them.
Originally, mines located in a particular community are guided and operated by locals with help of expartised foreigners.
The letters are written in Sesotho and isiXhosa.
Foreign AffairsRe: Anger In South Africa As Trapped Illegal Miners Demand ARVs by Charlesedet: 12:41am On Nov 20, 2024
RandDigital:
So no rule of law then? Ok. Were the whites operating outside of the rule of law?

Anyway, how can illegal miners "steal our jobs"? We dont want illegal jobs. Are you listening to the criminality you're advocating? Is Nigeria really that lawless that you see nothing wrong with this?
On Monday, officials on site and rescue teams, received a message from the illegal miners written in isiZulu, begging for ARVs so immigrants frm de West like +234 have studied isizulu dat well that they write wit it perfectly!!!!? Nooooo..... Stop hiding u guy's wrong on other nationals.

Fix ur
Fvck up
Lives
EducationRe: Police Arrest 3 Suspects Behind Fake JAMB Website, Admission Letters by Charlesedet: 11:18am On Jun 15, 2024
saviourGeorge:
See Ernest… omg
This guy has been doing this for a very long time😠 I know the guy since 2010
Him don do jamb runs for me before
E no work out she
dah bro, Ernest na my guy, over 15 candidates from me alone to him for registration processes and regularization, bt nigga shouldn't have gone rogue🤔🤔🤔
EducationRe: Police Arrest 3 Suspects Behind Fake JAMB Website, Admission Letters by Charlesedet: 10:31am On Jun 15, 2024
Newlymarried:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O9zxeZrUQg

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/police-arrest-3-suspects-behind-fake-jamb-website-admission-letters/
dis guys should have been employed by jamb because they really know their way around jamb portal extensively.
Ernest handled my regularization and my guys regularization back in 2016 🤔🤔🤔🤔 and dia office den was opposite jamb office
Music/RadioRe: Battle Of The Titans: Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy, Or Olamide - Who Is The Biggest by Charlesedet: 12:13pm On Apr 30, 2024
Like for erigga here
TravelRe: Construction Commences On Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway by Charlesedet: 8:35pm On Mar 22, 2024
Coaster highway from Lagos to càlabar 🤔🤔🤔🤔hope Ayade Neva advice tinubu on elephant project using highways to siphon money, cos we in càlabar once heard of super highway in cross river(buhari bin com do ground breaking sef)😜😜
TravelRe: Our Aircraft Was Not Faulty, The GPU Was Unserviceable - Air Peace by Charlesedet: 11:39pm On Dec 15, 2023
Gpu na power bank wer airport authorities d provide for different airlift companies operatiñ within d port, den deuse charge d plane Everytime d plañe station for airport.
So na airport authorities fault, d passenger just sub glo 5gb hourly plan plan wer for expire before dem land
😜😜🤔😜😜😜🤔🤔🤔😜😜
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Charlesedet: 10:13pm On Nov 28, 2023
new Branch
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N5k Salary Increase After 6 Years. Should I Continue? by Charlesedet: 3:48pm On Jul 01, 2023
Oga 75k to 80k is enof na
CrimeRe: Businessman Loses $11m Cash In Broad Daylight Robbery In Ogun (pic) by Charlesedet: 10:16am On May 27, 2023
Going to deposit such cash at once in a bank means d cash is nt his, as greedy Nigerians r, he staged the robbery to count loses to the real owner and share the loots wit d robbers
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts Heroin, Skunk, Arrests Traditional Ruler, 36 Others by Charlesedet: 1:04pm On Mar 12, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
Which federal character?
S.E was marginalized
Lolzz naija una like cruise
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Dilemma Of A Family man with mouth to Feed And Unpaid Bills by Charlesedet: 11:30am On Feb 05, 2023
[quote author=IyaTola post=120646422][/quote]Go for offer A, struggle with the distance and try to meet up early at work and wen ur rent is due, secure an accommodation closer to offer A location
PoliticsRe: APC Ward To Ward Campaign For Tinubu In Boki, Cross River State by Charlesedet: 7:42pm On Jan 27, 2023
garfield1:
No one is campaigning for him.those rural people dont vote independently, they vote by consensus
Get all wat u can achieve from ur principal,. Cos Cross River is PDP☂️☂️
While. Nigeria is LP👨‍👨‍👦‍👦
Nobody is. Hearing of apc
FoodRe: See The Food I Bought For N500 by Charlesedet: 1:25pm On Jan 27, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Poor boy, are u sure u didn't take that food from the shrine? And u are here lying u bought it grin grin grin grin grin grin

Food of the ancestorsgrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Nigerian men are the dirtiest set of men I have ever seen, dey can eat everything grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I can never imagine myself ever eating a concoction as dis grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Just like dat dirty nigga eating up dat smelling pus*y of urs,, he can eat anything 🤔🤔😜😜
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Think Will Win Presidential Election In Your State? Which State? by Charlesedet: 10:49pm On Jan 16, 2023
For dis brief analysis I owe u a bottle before and after the election, link up am in ikom, wher r u?
Directway:
I'm currently residing in Cross River State and I can bet with anything on me that Peter Obi is the man the masses are anxiously waiting to vote come February 25th. I'm not exaggerating but the whole street carry Peter Obi on their heads.

For governorship, it's still sketchy who will inherit the votes that brought Ayade to power especially as he now moved to APC. The battle is now between Sandy Onor of PDP and Prince Otu Bassey of APC, but for presidential, the masses have massively sharpened their PVCs in readiness to vote Mr. Peter Obi. And if election is left free and fair and votes really count as should, ....

Who do you think will win presidential election in your state and which state is that?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Charlesedet: 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2023
Abeg who get sure odds for me dis evening?
CrimeRe: I Sell Hemp To Survive, HIV Patient Begs, Jailed by Charlesedet: 10:54am On Dec 15, 2022
Unauthorised dealing ��� she for go meet ndlea to give her Authorised licensed to deal na���
Omihanifa:
https://punchng.com/i-sell-hemp-to-survive-hiv-patient-begs-jailed/
CrimeRe: 'Successful' Man Nabbed For Stealing Generator In Bayelsa Community (Photos) by Charlesedet: 10:45am On Dec 15, 2022
JASONjnr:
If this was Cross river or Akwa Ibom.....by now, he'd be burnt down....


Hand him over to police and they will collect bribe from his family and release him and he will continue the act.
Calabar south job for don turn am to 404 for corner rd grin grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Invites Peter Obi For Commissioning Of Flyover In Rivers State (Photo) by Charlesedet: 8:39am On Nov 13, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
So commissioning a bridge has become an achievement worth celebrating!

Hello Obidients! Even if Peter commissions Heaven, he still won’t become President!

You lots need to displace your emotions and face reality squarely!

Somethings are impossible in life! The adage that says “Nothing is impossible” is used to deceive the foolish!

Just look at how you lots are celebrating bridge commissioning?

It would have been a better celebration if Kwankwanso or Atiku had decamped to Labour Party! But look LL at how low Obidients have gotten to! Celebrating bridge grin

If it was by how many infrastructures aspirants have commissioned, His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu will still lead the pack by exponential margins!

Let it be known, that their is no way in Heaven and on Earth that a political minion like Peter, will stand a chance against a demigod like Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Hey �
Nigerians dnt need a demigod like BAT, we need a leader directed by God to lead our country to where we pray to God for.
Happy Sunday
Christianity EtcRe: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Charlesedet: 10:25pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven to check and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Idiot����
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Achievements, Awards And Education (Photos) by Charlesedet: 12:02pm On Jun 15, 2022
Tareq1105:
Why would Obi safe money if truly he saved money? Are there no project to embark upon? Or could it be that he was short of idea? You claim to safe money when there are no good roads in the state capital, hold up everywhere, power epilepsy, no new hospital built, no new school built in 8 yrs.
Wat has tinubu don aside bringing looted funds to election
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Achievements, Awards And Education (Photos) by Charlesedet: 11:58am On Jun 15, 2022
JAMO4REAL1:
U can't compare the work of obiano with Peter obi, obi didn't nothing in anambra the best Governor in anambra so far is obiano if u talk of infrastructure education salary charity etc
The obiano dat got arrested by EFCC immediately he handed over or anoda onehuh
FamilyRe: Can I Sue My Father For Selling Our Inheritance, His Properties Anyhow? by Charlesedet: 5:58pm On Apr 23, 2022
ETHICALLYrlght:
You can't sue someone for his property. The case will be struck out for no cause of action.

Your father owns valid titles to the real properties through first settlement. Put differently, he bought the plots of land from nobody but inherited it customarily as a descendant of those who settled there first.

I presume based on the preceding paragraph that the land documents are not registered at the land registry of your state because from experience the first document descendants of first settlers prepare regarding their land is usually a deed of gift, deed of lease, deed of assignment or power of attorney depending on the circumstances.

My advice is that you should get very close to your father this period. Let everyone believe you are his favourite son. Show him how to enjoy the internet with a smartphone. Encourage him to eat wheat instead of Garri or Akpu or Amala etc.... You know all those things his mates like grin

During this period, learn his signature, prepare a deed of gift and get your close allies including your sister as witnesses. It's even better if you can make him sign the paper himself through misrepresentation (This is a special course I can tutor you on).
Register the deed of gift at the appropriate registry and pay the required dues to the government registry. To be more smooth get registered surveyors to survey the land and register the survey plans with the government in your name.

You have all commercial banks need to grant you a loan. When you've successfully mortgaged the properties, use that money to do something good for yourself.
BENEFITS
1. Your father will not be able to sell a land you mortgaged to the bank. The bank will take him to court and deed of gift you presented to the bank will be a superior title.
2. The bank will not own the land as long as you invested the loan wisely and follow the repayment plan honestly.
3. After the expiration of each mortgage, begin new mortgages to further expand your investments. But ensure you always repay your loan.
4. Your father will pass on while the case lingers in the court. I trust NIGERIAN courts (15 years no judgment just adjournments)
5. When he passes on, end all mortgages and keep the land if you wish.
DISADVANTAGES
If you believe in curses don't try this. I do not believe in them grin
Incredible
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Charlesedet: 2:03pm On Dec 21, 2021
Mazi dodo as I b DOA(director of activities) silent readers committee, but bornto........ Get point which is nt derailing d thread, bt actually drawing d point is eventually derailing, so oga boss Borntowin u na OG just pipe low on one big blunt or collect Op SK make Mazi dodo continue dis thread.

U know say new Tori de com next year and we need dis eye-opening Tori to finish quick to prepare for dat 1.


Abeg Mazi give us update ����

Mak I derail small �����
100***27**
Heritage bank ������
Christianity EtcRe: Tithe: How Would You React To This Picture? by Charlesedet: 8:15pm On Nov 28, 2021
Read ur Bible well and understand that your tithe isn't meant for the pastor bt for the church, and who makes the church? You and I......
Deut 14vs 22 to 30 says summarizes that your tithe is meant to be eaten in the church by u and nt forgetting d less privilege.
LiteratureRe: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Charlesedet: 6:02am On Oct 21, 2021
Me just de observe as d flot d unfold, Uduak no dull for Zuzi mata too grin

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