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Lol. February's age.

Following..

The first aid is a good personal hygiene, and self-quarantine if symptoms appear.

Bush meat don catch hunter.

Libel; a civil wrong. They want to tarnish his image but inversely will make him a celebrity.

I have a similar experience to narrate:

I had this student where I taught who I noticed was always absent from school the days her dad came (her dad was also a staff and on part-time).
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One day I inquired of her from her friends why she always fluctuated and was told she always has to stay back to look over her little sister. I told them to tell her her school was important as well as the health of her little sister but she should do sth about her absenteeism.
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Maybe they took my message to her. The next day I saw her struggling to enter my class carrying a child with a really very very large head.
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I missed a breath.
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She sat on her seat. Although I was in another class, I lost the taste to lecture. I noticed a student (or two) who saw her with the child and hurriedly ran inside seeking for a hideout to laugh out their lungs.
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Painful part was the innocent girl was beautiful. Why does she have to suffer? Three days ago, we heard the stray-bullet news: she had a convulsion and..and I am so sad.
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Life is a big bitch.
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For insults, and bullying, I don't think anyone can make me sad without my permission.
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Nobody can make you sad without your permission.

Okay. Next?

Very possible. It's depends on how you define it.

As if young ladies breastfeed in churches before.

Oh, I really feel bad for him too, but to save cost, they should please relocate closer to her brothers house for quick delivery.

Abcoder:
Hmmm. I just don't want to be dating myself

Ignore all ladies. They aren't worth it. They are all selfish for wants.

When I hear men say 'she was there for me,' if one checks well, it'll just be she was there messaging and on his dropbox and nothing financially helping.
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Seriously, the best way of asking a lady out is not asking her out at all. Healthy relationships will still grow. These ladies ain't worth it; they all are not single!
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Spoiler: Most ladies (as this) will witch-hunt you to collect her share of the new funds before sb else gets there, and here you are nicodemusly asking for help. You should be freeing her.
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Tips: Only date a girl when you are ready to marry.

"At that moment, a child that is already grow and you don't know that..you mean if I later know that.. I mean, if I notices that I am not the one that born.. I mean if I notice that my wife born but born later notices that you are not my father.. I mean that I am not my father?

It'll be hard for me to handle the situation."

Good one.

Great news.

You mean Buhari has not received orders yet?

If it could attack a whole pope, who can't it attack there?

Following.

Following.

What is more?

No woman in the world is single. Rubbish!

Go with precautions.

OP, you cheated on her several times, you told her and apologized, everything was calm.
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She cheated too two times severally, and told you with an apology, and you want to die?
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Please get yourself into sth more comfortable like burying yourself.

Smiles.

Olumighty123:
So, I was in a client house to get some work done, here comes her little boy, age 13, all freshed and looking all dapper, He says hi and I responded, we introduced each other, so here comes his first question, did you attend any college at all? I was like why but I answered Yes, he then said no you didn't, if you had gone to school you would be heading a big company like my dad (haaa weytin small boy like you know, like say you be Nigerian sef, you go understand) boy asked what I was saying, I said nothing, don't worry, then here comes his cartoons and tv series questions, started mentioning cartoon names i never heard of, and American movies too, I scolded him and I was able to outsmart him here, I started mentioning none existence cartoons and movie titles, boy says he would check them out on Google and also ask his dad. In my mind, I'm like, kilo kan mi, ti mo ti Japa, you will not see me in your house again even if you see me next time, I'm going to wear my very frowned face so you wouldn't dare talk about the last time, hahahaha, boy was way too smart, so, I got through with my work, he then pleaded his mom to gift me one of the bells, flower, statue hanging around their house, I'm like no, don't worry, and I asked what is it for? he said it's a good luck charm, they have them bells hanging on the front door, pepper inclusive and some flowers. [s]I had fun with that little boy even thou he was way too smart for my liking, lol.[/s]

Sense of insecurity.

So how much is now the cost of garri?

Waiting for photo...

Funny Nigerians. When I saw 'please share' I lost interest.

TeamLeader:
At what months should I be getting worried. thanks bro

Some children go as far as a year-plus. Just be rest assured your angel will as at when due.

Bought a baby walker-cycle for her?

It is normal, she will as at when due. I think you are rushing things.

I'm not surprised. In Naija, anything can happen. Did not Buhari tell us a group bought his presidential form?