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Whether you say your real worth or not, when see finish comes bro, you can't escape it.

As fatherless baby or what?

Me: “Shows my wallet so they'll see what I came with."


The Full Family: “Come dey go house. We are about going somewhere.”



The money wey lost somewhere hiding:

👇

Even a toddler won't believe this crap.

CHIOMAEZEH:
How many miles will 1 wrap of fufu take you? 😂

I dey chest 5 kilometres per hour, per two wraps, chief.

I no get car. I use my good legs. Only fufu and oha, and I'm good to go.

I don't even help anyone withdraw or check balance or transfer from my account to be paid in cash. That's the work of the security fellas.


Naija is dark.

I don't like loud noise for small doings when we pay big taxes for big doings!


It's what you are paid to do! Keep shut and work! No bi if you approve potty you announce.

Arrested or assisting with investigation?


Fck Nigeria!

What you should be doing:

Human govt is a failure.

Politics is a very dirty game.

Funny a country.

I pity those who support Tinubu. And pity those who support Obi more. And those who support Atiku the more.

Personally, I'd choose a Samsung over an iPhone twice on Sunday.

Una still dey give am food na why.

Una never even beat am

To be rejected twice, in the past and in the future, chairman, if I were you man, I'd know the problem is sth about me.

You are paranoid and forget to realise that you alone are the most important person to yourself alone...like nobody gives an f.


Haven't you ever wondered if the lady said: "than I will marry you Okafor, I rather die single?"


Because it seems you give ladies the marry-me-or-die-single vibes.


And you are married now but rejection didn't let you rest. You still went ahead to recommend another person to sb you earlier wanted. You can't just get over her!


Iwukwa onye iberibe nna

Funny how people think picture quality is the criterion to know if a phone is better than its counterparts.


Lol. Nothing I no go read.

The truth is that most people who talk about iPhones never used an iPhone!

rapcy:
My brother, the thing funny me o! When I was reading their comments I come dey wonder weda na iPhone 15 dem dey refer to, one even call iPhone 8 for 200k

200k go pick clean non faulty iPhone 11

As in eh

As if his confirmation makes any difference than his plot to capitalise that he was on drugs.

EbolaTinubu:
Keep on deceiving yourselves bere. E go soon clear for una eyes

Clear for my eyes say you have a problem with rejection or what?

Talk.

It's a work not a favour.

Life is full of Naira Marley.

Uncle alpha and Omega, so because she is single she should go begging you to marry her or not have choices?

Or because she didn't accept you she is useless?

Or worship you because you recommended sb?


Who the fck told you marriage complements a human!

Following..

The end of its neo-colonialism.

Yeah, they are right. It's cheaper to foreigners from the west.

Also be guided to recognise the Marlian’s PR on the loose recruiting followers to make them look clean! The funny thing is that none of them can explain why they taunted the boy, beating him, and setting him up.

From calling him Mohbad to Ileri, bro, what's the plot twist?


For being a bully, you remain a crime suspect!