₦airaland Forum

Now I'm learning some soft skills online, using my phone but it got to a point where I couldn't proceed because it's an old phone. I told him yesterday morning that I would love to use his phone, he said ok when he returned from work

What a smart move.😌

Zupay:
Not to prove a point but as an escape from the bullying which most administrators of boarding schools turn a blind eye on.

Yeah, I understand.

Following..

The country has very few good news that we are so accustomed to bad news.

As e don bi, I feel I have Nigeriaphobia. Everything I do in Nigeria, I have to be extra careful because it could be a killjoy or a deathtrap in seconds. Oya come see me when I dey cross tarred road na. I go dey twist head like who craze new cos you fit see car far and in spilt seconds, it's close to you asf.


No peace anywhere anymore. Even in public toilets (mostly with broken lock knots), you have to hum so the person go know person dey inside. E come bi like na chop and sh*t we come this life come do.

As e bi sef, I prefer to ride the staircase than lifts make e no kill me.


I no fit even stay inside over three storey building for Naija too. E fit collapse anytime.


Yesterday I dey park, na so agbero push one student-looking guy, and the student was like "bro, what's up na? Why pushing me?" Agbero was like: "if you vex, I beat you. If I still vex, I beat you join."

I was like damn. Why are we so toxic and insensitive?


As I dey think am, another guy wey follow this dude don divide the agbero head, some see japa. Everyone miss. I even carry okpa wey I never pay disappear. Na latters I had to go pay the girl who sold it.

Man, if your car always answer you in the needy moments, no sell that car. Keep am for your next of kin.


Okay okay, they rushed the pastard to the hospital. On reaching to the FMC, just alongside the gutter is another corpse flushed out by the heavy floods.


Omo, I feel I am going to be sick.

She was stupid to think her death would prove a point.

If you study what happened, don't be surprised the LASTMA man was trying to extort him.

Many foolish tribalists.

Lip-sycing their bosses' demands.

Sha if it doesn't concern Tinubu directly, it's safer not to tag him to the saga.

When Bible say no sleep for the Wike, you think say na play?

I intentionally didn't comment at first. See people's advice na. As if it's easy.

Person dey stab you, you dey shout this is violence. Nwa Mugu.

Following thread..

Read ToC before you sign any doc..and don't let poverty make you sign crazy contracts.

It's been like that since in black market.

Ororo is also a GOAT.

kkins25:
Werey think say Nigeria na lagos.. 😂😂😂

Reduce the vawulence, chief.

Turn them to assets. Support them so it becomes legal and they make it for Nigeria so we stop spending billions buying phased out and rusty Ak-47s.

Tinubu is a king is propaganda. I'm not amazed.

BreconHills:
What kind of secondary school are you teaching at while primary school teachers are earning 80-150k per month on Lagos mainland for that matter? Only God knows what they earn on the Island. Information is key - not this long epistle you have written. Haba!

It's a piece for the majority who are underpaid, not personally me.

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KingLion007:
Just a boy who is in love with your write up

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Dem collect the money give am four problems. Poverty na liability abeg

Protect his son at all costs. They need to see him become sb.

You can't live in Bayelsa and not look fresh.🫶


Use this one cook better pepper soup with mmayi ngwo and call me. I'll come with two other stomachs.🙂🙂🙂

KingLion007:
Jeezzz.You should win an award with this write up. What a piece. Bravo!!!, Pls at the end of the month remind me of your recharge card/Data. That was a bomb.

I shall.
Thanks chief.

Better left unsaid.

mejetov422:
The day the press your bress speak out, if you're not comfortable with the 12k salary, quit.. Don't come here and be posting rubbish.

My posts are strictly for human beings please. I apologize for not putting a notice earlier. Do have a lovely day.

This is good news from the FG to the tertiary workers.

My heart goes out to all hustling private secondary school teachers still struggling to climb to ₦12k from the never increasing ₦10k. And they make it compulsory you write lesson notes even during vacation, not like they will even pay 13 months: they will insist on only paying for the months school was functional and leave you to your fate during holidays yet they will call you a full-time teacher. As if that is not enough as a female teacher, the director of the school will still want to press bwess and wipe.

As a female teacher, I'd have to work around the clock, take care of my students, and treat those who may vomit on my okrika gown like my own children but be rewarded with ₦10k after it must have been counted six times to crosscheck it doesn't exceed? Mounted with feasting eyes of predator perverts as heads, and also co-workers who yearn to dine, I am your undercover investment. So I'd buy my pad for ₦4k and use ₦6k for the month, plus my transports? And the only time you promise me a raise is when I bend for you, or spread my thighs "before your wife returns."


And as a male teacher, I'm left with no choice but to wear my tattered underpants to school, trying to hide their sorry state with a well-pressed about-to-wear-out senator. Then why should I blow the whistle on Aunty Njideka I caught red-handed eating from the pupil's lunchbox like a jackal who hasn't seen meat in a fortnight? Why should I spill the beans..when the school is giving me the whole "your reward is in heaven" spiel? Do I really have to die in order to reap the fruits of my labor while alive?



And after all these struggles, some students will see us finish because they've lost count on how our favourite brunch is two egg-rolls, black nylon to wrap it, and 7-up in a bottle that's so old. Let's not talk about our shoes that super glue can no longer hold together. And when you correct a student by flogging, maybe with a little frustration, they run to call their parents who roar with reckless abandon "no, no, no, don't tell me that; I want to see that teacher." And we will be at the backyard eavesdropping...sadly. How can we explain we flog out of love and not hate? Wouldn't we sound stupid and our words used against us? Cos even the school wants to save its face and not ours...we are left to our first judges; our conscience. And when we hear footsteps approaching, we try to run on tiptoe only for the nail on the wall to tear the remaining strong knot by the trouser. We must look like complete hediots when you see us that you define us by our appearance first and not by the knowledge we have.


Ije uwa.


Yet we all parents all forget all our children go through secondary school. We forget the secondary helpers and focus on the tertiary ones!


#DropsPen



#SecondarySchoolTeachersLivesMatter.

Abi these ones no dey price? So dem go tell you 13pro Na ₦600k, you go just transfer the money?

Wow. Rich kids.

Na so one niccur dey tell me en buy enmn 13pro for ₦1m.

Omo, una just like to dey insincere for this country. Say person no dey brag no mean say dem no know the price.

OP, if you want stability and the luxury of the tree cameras, go for 11pro max. It's far better than 12. Although I like the mini versions than the max. But if you can't afford it, go for the Xmas. It will give you that stability and luxury too.

If you still trust the NPF up to this year, I'm scared of you more than them.

ediko5:
Boss which marketplace is on the screenshot?

Lagos, Marketplace by Facebook.

If you search by keywords on your location too, you'll see similar listings.