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LoL. Atiku pretending like he ever wants Nigeria to have steady power supply.

They dressed properly. It's only because they are plus sized.

People just dey do like say na dem be Jesus,
People so wicked but they so religious,
Who dey calculate he no dey show the figures,
Who dey demonstrate wey dey run leave us.

People too complain but dey fear to speak up,
You don't want to die but nothing to live for,
Christain and corrupt no suppose be mixture,
Real Muslim, I mean no suppose dey thief joor.

Real talk no be fight rara,
Everybody getty fault for inside matter,
We dey talk human right we no respect am,
Who are we to crucify the homosexuals?

Most of una don dey involved from time,
But no be anybody business who you wan climb,
You dey form gentleman when we dey with you,
But you go still go home beat your wife to stupor.



Everybody is a fccking HYPOCRITE!

Education in Nigeria is not the key. It is the padlock to the success you'd have achieved if you invested the school fees in sth else.

Wetin I know be: fail who fail, pass who pass.

She also deserves to be happy.

Hmm.

Best in armed robbery tactics: the NPF.

It's worth N36.7m...but how much Carmart sell am unto secondhand?

Make en getat.

Always wanting pity.

Why do I need to go to medical school when I can get my PhD and do the magic?

Society is fcked up.

Many reasons I don't keep close associates. I am enough alone.

If you don't know Fuji, abeg we are not mates.

Na person I tell my secret create this post.

Mehn, the demise of her only daughter broke her completely.


Life is somehow.

This mofo intentionally wanted to go to prison.

I had no problems with his political smackdowns since it was necessary in the political marathon until he said this:

“He has no leadership ideology nor experiences like President Muhammadu and our incoming President in the person of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.”

Tinubu and Obi aside, why are you he-diots always mentioning Buhari in the same context with leadership! What fcking experience does Buhari have! Buhari is a total mess that can make any good fortune misfortunes.


I am not sure Buhari is comfortable with these praises... because he'll see them as mockery!

Wetin G.U.O drivers do us on our way to Maiduguri tho that year.

This is sth a bullet can solve.

Even Portable knows a wicked government. Wow.

Arysexy:


Na wetin fit APC.

See werey wey them carry go campaign.

E go there go mess for awolowo face .

Za poooh

Mess or twerk?

So, e don become your job to differentiate between normal body odour and sex body odour?


O ga oh

Bobo Chigaco rn:


“shebi mo sọ fun this boy to make sure he buys enough votes...(pauses for ten minutes) Common Osun he can't win. Kosi wahala but if I fail this election, ko ni dafun yen.


(Pauses for six minutes)

I brought you to politics. I brought Buhari. I invented Nigeria. Irabgiji is now like London because of me and you want to rob off the presidency off me?

Oloun ma je.

You'll go back to eating agbado, ewa, and ...(pauses for ten minutes) and agbado.

Emi Lokan.

Youruba lo kan.

If I don't win, I will make sure stroke catch me.

Insha Allah.”

He didn't expererit. Lol.

Importantless.

People who refused to be Tinubu's godsons are taking over. Osun taxes no go reach Tinubu again. Lol


Collect their bribe and don't vote them.

It can pain jare.

Go another church jare. Abi you no pay pastor?

It can pain.

How about understanding that not all opinion counts on frontpage? It will save you the stress.

Some of us cannot say it. It'll look like bragging.

Where is Rotimi Amechi sef?

You for pay rent as you renovated. The house no dey run

At least, Flutterwave is making it easy for broloshos to repent and have a better life. Your own na curse?