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Was Phyno still speaking Igbo English?

Highman56:
If u r a boy thank you
If u r a female fvck off

Neither of both.

I am a man.

Congrats, you've made it in life.

Ok

Baba still dey tie apron for nose.

You need to balance sleep time and activities.

Small small, I don dey know everyone around you.

Anytime they are hungry, they'll meet him to withdraw.

I wonder why till date, I have not heard one name of any bandit that has been jailed.

He is given shaving allowances.

They'll say they spent N33bn to mount those bags of rice.

isama14,

I saw your message and have responded. How may I help you?

Simple order!


No bi like one tribalistic country wey dey Africa.

No wonder. Small thing, Ed Sheeran.

The hate tho.

Unu zukwanuike

The constitution needs to really be ahmeded.

That huncle wey use $1 cover N500 na who kwanu?

Nigerians and showoff! Isn't N500 bigger?!

This dude like to dey wear coat of arms.

cayorday89:
Partly also and they were religious fellas who listens to prophecies a lot.

Gbamsolutely.

It depends if na big gen or I pass my neighbor you dey use.

Big gen na filling station.


Small gen na fuel station.

The one wey dey pain me na my favorite spaghetti. Spaghetti that used to be N90 is now N400 and the one of N90 before is bigger than the one of now.

I can filter your image from your wallpaper. Nna, your head size fit reach 12gigabyte.

Na you dey use abroad returnee dey toast Nigerian girls sha. Some of them wey never chop finish wey go dey say they need a man with value, who stays in Europe, and who will take me for who I am.

Who the hell are you!

Better reduce the volume of your Elon-Musk attitude or dem go reduce you to okpa three-square meal.

But in anything you are doing, don't ever let one year add to your age without getting married even if it meant I recommended for you. E get adage wey talk sth.

graceama:
Please what if in the process of trying to talk it out with the person, he refuses to accept,what else will you suggest so arguments will not arise

Don't force anyone to change.

Just change the habit of always trying to force them.

I pray your gf leaves you so you'll understand what it feels to be a part-time overthinker.

The rat may be also googling how to get rid of you from its apartment since you are the only one not wanting house mates peacefully.

War isn't always the answer, dear. Send an emissary to it. Make peace.

One love.

If you yourself are not always trying to be too always right, try talk it out with the person.

I just hope Mr Cover doesn't kill people to generate news contents.

Ladies should change the narrative to all male lecturers are dogs.

I so detest pedophiles. At 28, you should be married if sex was so important to you. Werris all this na