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Romance › Re: You Know, It Hurts Judging People Wrongly by chatinent: 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2021

I love this piece.

Let me return to drinking my last garri.

Thanks sir.

Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by chatinent: 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2021

dingbang:
Put salt inside his fuel tank. That engine will not work till eternity. Then come give thanks to me.

But we read they threw you to earth...I no know say na Nairaland.

Christianity Etc › Re: Gov. Darius Ishaku Of Taraba State Visits The Lord's Chosen Crusade At Jalingo by chatinent: 9:54pm On Sep 19, 2021

Lol

Computers › Re: My Samsung PC On Windows 10 Is Give Me Big Issues. by chatinent(op): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2021

slimjohn2k5:
Samsung laptops are rarely used. So their keyboard may be rare to find. Best bet is from laptop that is damaged.

What do you suggest?

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by chatinent: 9:47pm On Sep 19, 2021

ValCon888:
Even with her takoko head he still put the ring on her finger. When it's your time, it's your time.

Shout out to all my evening newspapers.
May your ovaries never run out of egg.

Charman, the way you relax dey yarn okoto shock me.

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Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by chatinent: 9:45pm On Sep 19, 2021

saphiere:
God when?

Father please forgive my sins and put a smile on my face IJN

Amen.

Celebrities › Re: Bovi And Kris Asimonye Celebrate 12-Year Wedding Anniversary by chatinent: 9:44pm On Sep 19, 2021*

Bovi, my mannest man.

Enjoy your fam, brov.

He who finds a not-too-Nigerian girl has found a good thing.✌️

By the way, did Bovi just use a nail-cutter on his fingers because he wanted to take pictures?

Nigeria must always find a way to ruin your joy.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche's Daughter, Deborah Gushes Over Her Father (Photos) by chatinent: 9:39pm On Sep 19, 2021*

The beauty of tithe and offering money.

So they told the camera man to camera the gushing of a thing or what!

Mtchw

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Food › Re: What I got for #1800 versus how I prepared it. by chatinent: 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2021

ahnie:
My husband became restless at some point when the aroma from the food was killing him...lolz.
He was ahnie how far naw,what's going on.i had to press him one fried plantain to calm his igbo nerve down,Nnam Biko calm down..
Indeed isoko amaka.

Pics of the place where the food was prepared
Abeg make una no yab me o

I feel hungry now.

You get sister you no dey use again? Abeg.

Politics › Re: George Akume Hosts Femi Fani-Kayode To A Lunch (Pictures) by chatinent: 9:25pm On Sep 19, 2021*

Dem use food swear for this guy true true. Just look at his eyes when he sees food. En chest go dey do am as if en wan lock if en no chop am.

Kayode, I ask you, nri oga -egbu gị chineke nnam eh!

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Politics › Re: Noor Buhari: Being A President’s Child Is Very Testing (Photo) by chatinent: 9:15pm On Sep 19, 2021

So there is nobody in this world who loves this annoying loot-bred queenkong to tell her that she is mad?

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Education › Re: Urgent!!! Pls Help A Frustrated Friend!! by chatinent: 9:11pm On Sep 19, 2021

I don commot my hand for anything staying awake more than 11pm. I did it for three months and nearly broke down.

He could learn it in the day.

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Romance › Re: What Should I Do To Her? by chatinent: 9:04pm On Sep 19, 2021

Hidden truth: Even if you go to the bank to withdraw it, there will still be a transaction receipt.

The wife even had an affair with the ex...which I am sure ended in a hotel close to First Bank.

To save her marriage, she better provides the money anyhow she can or kuku relocate to her ~~father's house~~ (which father's house?? undecided

).. kuku relocate to one prison in peace!

Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja For New York (photos) by chatinent: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2021

Even Pharoh no travel reach like this.

Celebrities › Re: Broda Shaggi Celebrates His 28th Birthday (Photos) by chatinent: 4:30pm On Sep 19, 2021*

Onyi22:
Happy birthday Shaggi
To be sincere, this guy is not funny, he's only lousy

In some clips, he is funny. Not him directly but those he features brings out the fun. I enjoy watching the lousiness when I remember Lagos life.

Yeah, he is lousy. I admit.

What I call funny is when you don't bring in sexual innuendos into the cumedy.

I also like Mr Macaroni in some aspects...even though he recently started playing activist roles since his arrest. I love his reverse dance. Lol.

Falz is my man.

Bovi is natural.

All those Edo/Warri pikin are cool.

Lamba is pornograhic.

You see those stammerers and group of company...it's a turn off.

IsBae is good without his signature.

Brainjotter yansh this yansh that is trash.

Lasisi is bae with the anger thing.

Woos is so dull jare.

Nasty Blaq, Sydney etc. and crew are funny to me when they don't try to force CUMedy.

I enjoy watching anything that's pure comedy and could be explained.

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Politics › Re: Igbos Share Ancestry With Jews - New Report Says by chatinent: 4:27pm On Sep 19, 2021

At least, it shows the events the Bible said took place really did take place.

The Bible is accurate.

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Celebrities › Re: Bitter Kola Changed My Life - Meek Mills' 2 Years Ailment Healed By African Herb by chatinent: 4:24pm On Sep 19, 2021

Lols. Funny celebs soliciting african traffic.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Araraume, Okadigbo, Kyari Into NNPC Board [LIST] by chatinent: 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2021

Human government has failed.

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Politics › Re: Ayiri Emami Does The Crate Challenge (Photos) by chatinent: 4:20pm On Sep 19, 2021

Spinal cord about to reach the floor.

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Politics › Re: How I Save Hausa Man Today From Unknown Gun Men by chatinent: 4:15pm On Sep 19, 2021

I know you are tensed but in however the situation is endeavor to know that the word is not greatful but grateful.

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Romance › Re: He Called Me Ugly!!! by chatinent: 4:13pm On Sep 19, 2021

UndauntedYOCA:
I don know say you must dey here. >:

Lols. My posts are ubiquitous.

Romance › Re: Will You Feel It If You Lose 50k Right Now by chatinent: 4:08pm On Sep 19, 2021

You want my chest to lock?

Politics › Re: Who Will Succeed Nigeria As Giant Of Africa? by chatinent: 4:06pm On Sep 19, 2021

Let's tackle the first issue: what qualifies it as the Giant of Africa? Corruption?

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Stole Her Father's Money For Me To Start Up A Business by chatinent: 4:04pm On Sep 19, 2021

Whatever hunger in Lagos cannot do doesn't exist.

Romance › Re: A Letter To All Nairalanders by chatinent: 4:03pm On Sep 19, 2021

Thanks and welcome.

Celebrities › Re: Singer Harrysong Sends An Open Message To President Buhari (Video) by chatinent: 4:00pm On Sep 19, 2021

I have a feeling an empty green card is better than a filled Nigerian card.

Politics › Re: We Owe Our People Duty To Educate & Empower Them, Says Osinbajo by chatinent: 4:00pm On Sep 19, 2021

Always addressing issues in the peripheral.

A new word for silence+fear would be created. Sth like osibanjophobia.

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Politics › Re: Is Tinubu Back From Medical Trip To London? by chatinent: 3:58pm On Sep 19, 2021

Politics › Re: Charles Idahosa: I’m Begging Governor Obaseki To Let Us Return To APC by chatinent: 3:57pm On Sep 19, 2021

Human government has failed.

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Sports › Re: Best Moments Of Former Chelsea And Tottenham Star, Jimmy Greaves Who Died At 81 by chatinent: 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2021

Mehn

Politics › Re: Why Is It Soo Easy For UGM To Kill Police?? by chatinent: 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2021

Guerrilla warfare.

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Family › Re: Her Parent Threatening To Abort My Child. by chatinent: 3:02pm On Sep 19, 2021

Ayanwukoma:
are you saying I should go myself?

Do you think her parents will listen to me, they've already concluded am no good.

Should I go there and start crying, weeping for my own offspring?

No sir, I rather go to the community youths and make it a public matter.

I didn't kill anybody, it's my child am fighting for.

Speak with your dad.

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