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I leave her to date herself..

I weep.

Yawns.

These people really take us for fools.

He is creating enemies for his generations.

Sad.

Such a World.

It's the person and not the place.






My one cent.

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

Baby.. that lie can boil yam.

ForestHill:
My realities are bitter than my lies. Better believe my lies

Tell me about them.

They've shifted this guy's structure.

Truvel:
Nope.

Ok.

Charleys:
There's a reason why banks do not just employ anyone.

Their reasons are selfish. Don't be misled.

Hezzyluv:
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lia

Please talk about the living.

• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

Human government has failed.

Both the C-in-C and that Lagos State Jagaban’s handbag should be held accountable.

Consider it looted.

Losing a leg didn't make you handicapped, baby.

Well done.

bolaayenimo:
Biggest looters

Seriously!

Truvel:
Oga, I'm Not Lost To D World Of Fear Of Being Witch-hunted. I Only Wanted To Know D Meaning Of D Symbol.

Your pastor's number is switched off?

Nobody is ugly.



Just get to know them and see their beautiful worth.


Besides, stop inciting racial differences and prejudice.


You are welcome.

Okay. Let's assume he's alive. What's the difference between him and Murtala who is six feet yonder?

This country no balance.