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Reading through this thread and I realize that a lot of my people are not brilliant, how can you not be happy for a news like this

OnyeObodo:
You guys are very funny in Nigeria and thats why oyibo dey use una mop ground.

Swift offers super unlimited internet at 25k a month. Same with Smile and Spectranet. But una penchant for anything oyibo dey kill una.

Pray tell me, what do you intend to do with a speed of 100MBPs? Are you streaming data from heaven?

I do hope you know that at 99$ a month and you have like only 1000,000 subcribers... Thats 99 million dollars leaving that country monthly? Una wan die?

If you land a remote job where it’s recommended you maintain a speed of 30-40mbps download, you go understand why you need starlink in Nigeria

Guys what’s the plan after post study Visa, how do one stay back in the UK??

Guys it seems you need to have done tuberculosis test and also have the proof of funds to apply for Salford’s CAS now

bali233:
telex if paying fees

I’m abit late seeing this post, I chose the electronic transfer option when filling the application which I submitted a week ago, however I haven’t been debited. Should I move the money out of my account and create a new application or what can I do. This is urgent please

oladeebo:
Very soon the American and European will relocated to Africa soil.
oladeebo

While this might happen later in life, say next 1000years, this is not gonna happen soon

How this man take become a billionaire

That's Radisson blu Ikeja

wallex1983:
I no dey fear this thing again

There's solution already.

People die more due to fear and symptoms than the real thing.

While I believe neem leaf + bitter kola + hot water will be effective against coronavirus. The question that arises is that will you be given chance by the govt/health body to self medicate with these things say u test positive ?

I bet all these ladies swore never to be a baby mama let alone be first, second and 3rd baby mama..things like these make you to wonder how women brain works. Forget anything a lady say and do what you have to do

sonnie10:
What if the phone was a gift?

Sell it and buy a lesser phone, save ursef some money from the remaining change

Jumoke941:
was about to say this. I wonder if some people pass through school at all, they will keep emphasizing on gullible things and they will be agreeing up and down... This was how some misinformed set of pple kept shouting that NNPC has shortlisted underneath and pple should take their minds off it cos they've given out appointment letters to their candidates until NNPC test invite came out and now they are on interviews. I just hate to see some comments here.

truth is this ..na only people with connect go eventually get 95% of the advertised position and the remaining 5% na luck and ur head or your money..But apparently not everybody will pick up the job so they will still do replacement underneath wey nobody go hear about. believe me i don experience this thing first hand

Billy0naire:
That is the only way that any known civilization got to the top. You must activate your amygdala, and sync your entire brain hemispheres to connect directly to Deep Cosmic mind and receive downloads of knowledge to advance your technologies. And one can not naturally get to that brain activation without studying nearly all the Sciene courses including programming. Seems every neuron in the brain fires when specific subjects are studied. When you have connected to almost all levels of understanding, the brain automatically sync and your body is restarted with total upgrades to receive direct information without even need to read much to understand.

Whoever controls technology control the world, otherwise, you are just some slave of other nations and they take your money and can destroy you using their techies.

There is no other way, not even all the oil can help you, cos you can't depend on another country for your military might.

Billy0naire you are truly bright and deep and not fit for this kind of country... Hope you do watch Ancient Aliens on history channel

Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new

xaliujokes:
Replacement in Abuja or Lagos?

Lagos

AutoReportNG:
In Nigeria, we play with thunder and lighting a lot without knowing that they are powerful and seem to be more dangerous than we normally thought. A lady has taken to Twitter to thank God for the life of her sister, according to her, Lightening struck my aunt’s car this morning in Abuja. God save us.

Imagine if her sister was in the car or someone close by... According to the images sent to us, the car was razed to the ground and nothing was spare, totally destroyed. So, when next you want to abuse someone of thunder and lightning, please, think twice again.

See more images of this car below...

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Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/06/see-what-lightening-did-to-someones-car.html

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Marpol

RIGHT NOW THERE IS REPLACEMENT GOING ON IN NPA..IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE THERE BE FAST

oshe11:
Trying my best honestly......

I do appreciate her wanting to be with me just to lift her........

I pray she gets outta it though

Would be truly glad I was able to help


PS: She'd be the 2nd person I've lifted outta dnepression if she defeats it

Be careful so you don't slip into depression yourself.To every action there is always and equal and opposite reaction. Not saying you shouldn't help but be mindful of transfer of energy

I wish this event has never been this loud cause this will cause alot of envy and jealousy towards mc oluomo and his family thereby resulting to the so called "karma" y'll have been talking about

bestdudes:
While I may agree with you... You have to be patient to see things unfold.

Madoff was fleasing people billions of dollars, his children were living the dream and he was on top of the world for decades.

Until he was caught, given 100 years in prison at the age of over 50, which means he will die there. One of his son took his own life, the other died from another kind of death. The wife?

What does this tell you?

Abiola was the present day Tinubu but today all wealth is gone.

Igbinedion of Benin is just living on past glory, Babaginda is now a vegetable... He can't walk. Yes, the name still open doors for his children but as time goes on, they will be forgotten in coming generations.

Abacha, we know how that one ended...

Annenih, is gone and forgotten...

Sweatheart, the man who said a good name is better than gold and silver is not stupid...

Manhattan Gandhi and Mandela (my phone had these names as autocorrect, but doesn't have the evil ones mentioned above) was neither as wealthy as these men, but their names will go into 1Million years to come.

Hope you know that auto correct u spoke about is a mere function of artificial learning and your phone can as well learn mc oluomo after awhile and that 200years from now south africa might have disintegrated and Mandela's name forgotten

bestdudes:
While I may agree with you... You have to be patient to see things unfold.

Madoff was fleasing people billions of dollars, his children were living the dream and he was on top of the world for decades.

Until he was caught, given 100 years in prison at the age of over 50, which means he will die there. One of his son took his own life, the other died from another kind of death. The wife?

What does this tell you?

Abiola was the present day Tinubu but today all wealth is gone.

Igbinedion of Benin is just living on past glory, Babaginda is now a vegetable... He can't walk. Yes, the name still open doors for his children but as time goes on, they will be forgotten in coming generations.

Abacha, we know how that one ended...

Annenih, is gone and forgotten...

Sweatheart, the man who said a good name is better than gold and silver is not stupid...

Manhattan Gandhi and Mandela (my phone had these names as autocorrect, but doesn't have the evil ones mentioned above) was neither as wealthy as these men, but their names will go into 1Million years to come.

Hope you know mahatma Gandhi was a bloody racist

Socrates

festacman:
I totally agree with this suggestion. I think it is a brilliant one. It sounds forward-looking and developmental enough for both Federal and state governments to adopt and implement. First, it will solve security problems as extension officers will hear herdmen complaints first-hand and timely to initiate immediate resolution. Second, it will increase livestock production, create employment, expand meat production and boost foreign exchange earnings.

However, the only problem is that it is coming from a Fulani group that is more sensible than Miyetti Allah, which is actually the troublesome group. Will adopting this idea restore corporate sanity and remove bloodletting tendency from Miyetti Allah? If the answer is positive then we can shout "Eureka!", knowing we will soon sleep with two eyes closed.

You are out of your senses,Nothing in Nigeria is for developmental purpose NOTHING. There is an undertone and sentimental reason to all this

Oshigun:
You will die in pain over your hate of Yorubas. We won't join FFK because we are a rational and balanced ethnic group unlike you lot who follow a lunatic, Kanu, who appeared from nowhere to be brainwashing a people who claim to be intelligent. I don't know how many times it must be repeated to you Igbos that, unlike you haters of other Nigerians, the average Yoruba is comfortable with and tolerant of other Nigerians.

We don't blame them for our woes or remain fixated on the notion, day in and day out, that others are "holding us back". With that mentality, we can work with any arrangement (remain in Nigeria or leave) as long as we continue to make progress whether as Nigerians or not. That is why FFK won't get support over noisemaking we know is self-serving and a ploy to remain relevant. We are not gullible and easily brainwashed like you lot who donate your brain to charity once someone push your mumu button over how it is other Nigerians holding you back and preventing your "greatness". Greatness, by the way you cannot secure in your region, even when you have the autonomy to do so.

You are very wrong, I'm a yoruba man from Osun State. Things are getting out of hand now especially with these fulani herdsmen bastards the words are brewing already, the yoruba elders are aligning already low key.. Breaking Up or true federalism is needed else Winter will Come

hopexter:
But the man still looks depressed. Lovely kids

i swear i thought i was the only one that noticed that

densiks:
I completely share your views.

Many folks do not know that professionally managed airlines especially in our clime, flying domestic routes barely make decent profits by the time you put together all the attendant cost of operation.

I have criticized the approach from day one and I continue to.

I will do a comprehensive report on the ‘Ibom air’ story every three months to assess its viability.

It will be my joy if they prove me wrong.

Until then,

Akwa Ibom Ayaya!

they will never prove you wrong. It's doom for collapse from Day 1. I really wish it was privatised not govt own

Denko2721987:
There have been alarms raised by global health and military experts about the great dangers of 5G to the human health if fully deployed worldwide and i am quite suprised no one seems to be talking about it..

Because it's not true and the Western world spearheaded the story to stop Huawei from achieving it first

Senatormike:
I need a professional site can you deliver,
In how many days?

Yes We Can. 4days Max

Good day please what criteria do they use to shortlist applicants

jesmond3945:
the average self contained apartment is not 200k young man, do your research. 40k is 480k annual pay. Your rent should not be more than 30% of your pay. When I worked in zenith bank my salary was 35k, i never stole one kobo. I am ready to swear with the quaran.

sorry where do you stay??

jesmond3945:
Mention one biz a yahoo boy is handling at the moment because all I see are expensive cars and partying. Even if a yahoo boy opens a barbing saloon, next minute he is on his laptop looking for the next maga. They are never contented. They always want more. I would have supported you if you showed me an industry employing professionals which was owned by a former yahoo boy but no a yahoo boy would never do that. All he wants is to drive range rover thats all. How many youths in the south would want to do a job of 50k per month. None. They want to steal and cheat. Make easy money and land the hottest chick in town. I know yahoo boys more than you. Even some come from rich homes but are never satisfied with what they are given by their parents. If all the billions from yahoo money was channelled into this country, Nigeria would have left third world status since. Afterall the whites used the resources stolen from africa to build their country.

Yes People are greedy it's human nature. Yes Fraud is Bad, But before u start all these castigating... Are their survival jobs in this country that will match up with the need of a common 26yr old man?..how can you survive if your salary is 40k and the average self contain rent is 200k to start with.. If you see anyone telling you they are surviving with 40k and saying it's God's doing then they are the greatest fraudsters cause they are obviously stealing or inflating prices at their workplace

jesmond3945:
Mention one biz a yahoo boy is handling at the moment because all I see are expensive cars and partying. Even if a yahoo boy opens a barbing saloon, next minute he is on his laptop looking for the next maga. They are never contented. They always want more. I would have supported you if you showed me an industry employing professionals which was owned by a former yahoo boy but no a yahoo boy would never do that. All he wants is to drive range rover thats all. How many youths in the south would want to do a job of 50k per month. None. They want to steal and cheat. Make easy money and land the hottest chick in town. I know yahoo boys more than you. Even some come from rich homes but are never satisfied with what they are given by their parents. If all the billions from yahoo money was channelled into this country, Nigeria would have left third world status since. Afterall the whites used the resources stolen from africa to build their country.

Will a former Yahoo boy come to you and tell you he's a former yahoo boy