₦airaland Forum

mmadu5:
please lets stop this mohbad nonsense . is getting annoying.

how inside the shithole, tell us how this becomes annoying

phorget:
Like I told you earlier, please try to understand the word ”ambiguity” first then you wont worry about me using the word ”poor” for mr sanwoolu.

So if someone should scream ”I don DIE oooo”, does that mean that the person is actually dead?

hhhhmmm Nigerians ambiguity indeed

phorget:
The poor I used doesn't mean the poor you are referring to, try to understand word ambiguity please.

what does poor mean in your dictionary,if Im correct

phorget:
Make the poor man no chop again abi?

Do you know how much our politicians and celebrities misses street lifestyle?

YOU MEAN POOR MAN,I HOPE YOU'RE NOT WITH MEDICAL CHALLENGE,IF YOU REALLY CALLED SANWOLU POOR MAN, YOU NEED TO SEE DOCTOR

illicit:
How did Bole become roasted corn

help me ask the sick citizen who posted this rubbish

Rubbish post, from the unemployed citizen, four years contract only,why all this

tachia406:
Motor park tout spotted.

your comment not different from you

tachia406:
How e take pain you? Bagu!

idiot with foooooolish comments

Odin13:
Synergy Global Group .. will soon be joining this winning team
..

God bless Asiwaju.

as we welcome our president.
Nigeria must move forward

YOU MEAN WINNING TEAM, WHAT IS THE ACHIEVEMENT OF THIS MAN,I MEAN THE TANGIBLE ACHIEVEMENT AFTER 100DAY IN OFFICE, I KNOW THAT WERE NOT BRITISH AND AMERICA,WHEN COMES TO DEVELOPMENT, KINDLY POINT OUT THE ACHIEVEMENT IF YOU SEE ANY.

MOST OF THIS PEOPLE CANNOT PROUD OF WHAT THEY DO FOR LIVING, THIS IS NIGERIA

Urheadmaster:
Dino malaye will never become the next governor of kogi state

A FRIEND TO HUSHPUPPY, THE GUY WILL FINISH KOGI IN NO TIME

OATH WITH HOLY BIBLE AND HOLY QURAN IS FRAUD, THEY SHOULD USE SANGO, OGUN THE GOD OF IRON, BUT THE FRAUDULENT CITIZEN WON'T NEAR THIS, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE OUTCOME

ASK THE NIGERIAN CITIZEN, WHAT IS THEIR OWN CONTRIBUTION TO MAKE NIGERIA GREAT, BEFORE THEY CAN ENJOYED IT

Seefinish:
please respect our first lady.

iranu, you mean first lady under politics, four years

tachia406:
The won't allow the poor boy corpse rest o. When he raised alarm over his life, nobody cares. Now he's dead, people faking love and concern. Truly his music has come to pass

who is your poor boy , you're the poor not the bwoy

LET DEM GO TO PRISON IF THEY INVOLVED THE MATTER

nimone:
Adeleke be deceiving himself

opinion

THOSE ERANKO START AGAIN, TO PRAISE CLUELESS GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE AFRICAN CITIZEN ARE DEAF AND DUMPED

SOMEONE HAS TO TELL YOU THE NIGERIAN GIRLS, THE GOOD BEHAVIOUR AND THE BAD BEHAVIOUR, YOU DON'T HAVE FUTURE, THAT IS WHY YOU SHARE YOUR unclothedness,SO THAT THE WORLD CAN PRAISE YOU

FRAUD BECOME THE NIGERIAN SYMBOL

SEE BLACK AFRICANS AND SEE DARKNESS

CALL THE BLACK CHARCOAL AKA SANWOLU, TO EXPLAIN,WHY LOCAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT WORKING

APC GOVERNMENT IS THE NIGERIAN MESSIAH, THOSE WHO CRITICIZED PDP SOME YEARS BACK, NOW HOLD NIGERIAN DOWN,SOME ELERIBURUKU CITIZEN,KEEP ON SAYING WE SHOULD GIVE TINUBU TIME, TO FINISH NIGERIA, YOU CANNOT BUID HELL, YOU BUILD IT FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONE

WE KEEP ON SAYING, NO BAD CITIZEN CAN BUILD A GREAT NATION, MANY NIGERIAN CITIZEN SEE THEIR SELF AS ANGEL, WHO DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD CONTRIBUTION TO DEVELOPED NIGERIA, JAPA AND BE SLAVE TO THE COLONIAL MASTERS, THE CONTRIBUTION YOU DO NOT HAVE IN NIGERIA, WON'T BE AVAILABLE AFTER YOU JAPA

Snipespeter:
Debunking as usual. Nigeria is a big joke of a country. Nothing is working.

FTC on top dead man topic and LUTH debunking….
God Abeg oooo

the Nigeria Angel's, refused to make it work, you know we leave intelligence for miracle and magic, the result is here with us

Iqtest:
What's wrong with these people

which people are talking about

Supremos:
Stop destroying businesses premises. That has been your modus oparandi.

In Orlu Imo state, you always burn shops and markets and loot the ones you can.

Why not face the boys and leave civilians out of your madness

I blame those who send the Nigerian army to the place, they should allow the brothers,to fight their self

uche87:
There is no gain without pain in life. We must sacrifice something for whatever gain we make. Remember the concerted efforts made by the late pop legend, Michael Jackson, just to be able to shop in a mall in disguise. Inasmuch as relocating to the UK is a life-defining move and experience, it entails leaving behind some vital aspects of your life for better economic opportunities and a higher standard of living. These aspects will always be missed. Let's recount the interesting aspects of the Nigerian life below:

(1) Food:

You can easily get Nigerian delicacies in some cities in the UK, but that local flavour is always missing. I feel it needs the hands of the rugged women within the crude environment to get it right. For example, which Amala in the world can replace the famous Amala Skye in Ibadan?

(2) Social life:

The social life in the UK is either poor or strange to Africans. People in London are stepping it up with events but other cities are still lagging behind. Even when you organise social gatherings and send out invites, most people ignore them and pick shifts instead. This is unlike Lagos where people easily 'turn up'. Remember what singer Banky W said about social life in Lagos, "Ain't no party like the Lagos party"

(3) Women:
Nigerian women are easily accessible as long as you have the money. You can easily see what Lagos socialite and other celebrities are doing with the dream women of people. Even when you are broke and you are organised as a man, you might still have your way. In contrast, the relationship market is different in the UK. It is a very conservative setting that abhors strangers. Ephemeral factors like skin colour, accent, ethnic background and visa status play key roles in who dates you.

(4) Work-life balance:

If you believe the hustle in Lagos is real, then you haven't seen the one in the UK. With the cost of living rising, I have seen people working 24 hours to make extra bucks. I once met a 48-year-old man who confided in me that he had been working 24 hours for 3 straight days. Most immigrants who set unrealistic targets for themselves end up living to work.

(5) Friendliness:

Nigerians are culturally friendly, especially if you are someone of high repute. Even when you are a nobody and you dress well, people easily get attracted to you. These people try to socialise with you. The UK will unconsciously teach you the differences of the terms; colleagues, friends and acquaintances. Most people only relate with themselves either on a professional or strictly needs basis.

(6) Church:
Sunday mornings are lovely in Nigeria. People wear elegant dresses and head to church. The praise and worship session lightens your mood. It is always a moment of expression of joy. But in the UK, the roads are mostly deserted on Sunday mornings. This is because most people are nursing hangovers from the escapades on Saturday. In fact, you will doubt if the Britons actually introduced Christianity to Nigeria via Henry Townsend in 1842.

(7) Friends/Naija vibes:
It is easier to get people together in Nigeria than in the UK. In Nigeria, most people do 9-5 jobs and the weekends are sacred. Over here in the UK, every day seems the same. When you are free, your friend or neighbour is fully engaged. When you are on a day shift, he might be on a night shift. With Nigerians back home 'billing' the ones in the diaspora more than Ikeja Electric, people work throughout the week to send something home.

( Weather:
Nigeria has one of the best atmospheric conditions in the world. The weather is moderate and with technological devices, you can create your own comfort. In the UK, the weather is so cold and unpredictable. Most times, your sense of fashion goes out of the window. You just want to avoid being sickened by the cold, by wearing big jackets. These jackets make you look like Ninja Turtles. The weather remains more unstable than the mood of a woman seeing her period.

(9) Family Support:
When you start having kids in the UK, you will value family support. It is mostly unavailable. Even when your family is here, most of them will be engaged because time is too valuable. In Nigeria, your parents, grandparents, aunties, uncles and other family members will always be available to support you. All you have to do is to grease their palms, no matter how faint the oil is. At all at all na imm bad pass.

(10) Christmas and other festivities:
The Christmas Day vibe in Nigeria is second to none. People cook the best meals and share them in the neighbourhood. Visitors show up at your place for memorable times. In the UK, it is a bank holiday and some workplaces that can't afford to close, lure people to work with double pay. A greedy Nigerian will take the money and postpone the celebration for the following year. At the end of the year, all your memories might hover around depressing moments at work if care isn't taken.

Osahon George Osayimwen is a Journalist and a Psychologist. He writes from the UK.

WHAT GOOD ABOUT NIGERIA AS A NATION, FOOOOOOLISH CITIZEN PREFER TO BE SLAVE SOMEWHERE AROUND THE GLOBE 🌍, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CONTRIBUTION HERE IN NIGERIA, THEY THINK SOMEONE DEVELOPED THEIR MOTHERLAND FOR THE NIGERIAN CITIZEN, PRISON IS VERY CHEAP, LOOK AT EKWEREMADU CASE IN LONDON, HE BECOME PRISONER IN NO TIME, ADVANCE COUNTRY IS NOT FOR THE NIGERIAN CITIZEN

blueAgent:
Mumu Toddler.

didirin

GUNMI BOYS

JohnnA1:
Una WELL DONE OOOH!

Make una kill each other finish, just keep your madness to your region in the South East.

AfghanEASTan.

whyyy kilode

THE 70% OF NIGERIA CITIZEN, NOWADAYS ARE CRIMINAL, WITH HOLY BOOK IN THEIR HAND