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TravelRe: Live And Study In Canada by chibjohn(m): 1:42pm On Sep 17, 2022
Well I have never applied for a visa before nor travelled outside Nigeria but I am well read in terms of travel issues. One thing I know for sure is that no agent can give you 100% guarantee for any visa because they aren’t the visa officers. I have made the decision that any day I will apply for any visa, I will do it myself. I know people that these agents have caused them to be banned due to using forged documents.
SportsRe: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by chibjohn(m): 3:42pm On Aug 28, 2022
Though I don’t watch football, this question is cheap. Anyone that reads news should be able to answer this.
HealthRe: High BP At A Young Age, What Could Be The Cause by chibjohn(m): 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2022
Maliqcious:
32 july22 My b.p the last time I checked was 192/136… prior to this it was 243/156. I don’t even know what it until I asked a chemist and she said hypertensive state counts from 170/110. A man had partial stroke with 115/185 same man told me that am not normal. Truth be told.
Go and take care of yourself. Yo are a ticking time bomb. There is a reason HBP is called a silent killer. You will think nothing is wrong with you till it finishes you from inside.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's $12.24m Investment In Breweries Now Worth $5.38m - TheCable by chibjohn(m): 8:40pm On Jun 21, 2022
When did Peter make the statement? He made the statement in 2018 when international breweries stock price traded between N30 to N64. The exchange rate was different then too. Use those figures to make your calculations to know if he lied. He made the investment and has left government and is no longer in charge of managing it. If the then governor didn’t continue managing it properly that led to the value crashing, how will you blame Peter Obi?
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 6:08pm On Jun 20, 2022
krcboy:
my guy did you later collect your passport in the said "week" time? or you still dey wait? if so share update
Exactly 9 days later(Last Thursday), he sent me a screenshot of the printed passport on WhatsApp and said I can come collect it anytime I am free. Due to no time off work, I fixed last Saturday for the collection. I went there on Saturday only to be told that there is a server upgrade ongoing and they won’t issue any passport that day. So, I haven’t collected it yet but I have a picture evidence that it’s printed and ready for collection. I will look for a way to take time off work and go collect it.
TravelRe: Hemingways Safari(who Knows?) by chibjohn(m): 9:50pm On Jun 17, 2022
Thanks nairaland. You are a life saver. They have been disturbing me for a month now saying I won a voucher and that I should come for their presentation with my wife to claim it. I was skeptical initially but they were persistent with their calls so I decided to go tomorrow. I just said let me search them on nairaland and from what I am reading here, they aren’t seeing my back. Thanks nairaland for saving my precious time that I would have wasted.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 6:03pm On Jun 07, 2022
chibjohn:
Nawa o
I wish I knew the rank symbols.
I have goggled and no clue online.
The person has two lines on the shoulder. Abeg who fit help?
I can’t afford to wait.
So I finally captured…
I noticed one thing. When I went to buy a file as directed, I was asked if I am online DIY and I said yes so they sold a pink file to me. I noticed that others had mostly white and brown files while DIYs had pink files. It’s a systemic way of distinguishing who is who. So they give priority to the other guys. I also noticed that those non DIY files all have stamps with the word ‘SORTED’ and signed while mine didn’t have such. I was later made to understand that 3k is paid for that stamp and you can never get express service without that stamp. So during capturing, my file was the only pink file and you can imagine that after capturing, I was the only one that was told to return my file to SERVICOM. Other non DIY files were neatly parked and officers were coming to pick them one after the other. It was then I knew that if I submit that file back to servicom desk and leave, it won’t be touched in months. Nigeria is really messed up. I was already in talks with an officer to fast track the printing but was scared since I don’t know him well. I had to codedly ask those agents about the officer and they attested that he is a straightforward northerner whose word is his bond. My people I called him, completed our negotiation and handed over my file to him and he promised to deliver in a week. I cannot risk waiting for DIY that’s obviously not going to be attended to on time when I need the passport urgently. I just hope the officer’s word is his bond as people testified.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2022
giselle237:
Just rest .. after you pay that money in Lagos, you will still wait. Except it is a high ranking officer, you will surely wait.
If you need passport fast, you start the process early to also avoid stories that touch.
Go and capture
Nawa o
I wish I knew the rank symbols.
I have goggled and no clue online.
The person has two lines on the shoulder. Abeg who fit help?
I can’t afford to wait.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2022
chibjohn:
UPDATE
Thanks to all that responded.

I have done the following so far…
1. Bought a file, arranged and filed the required documents in a stipulated order.
2. The originals of LG Identification and Age declaration have been sighted and their copies in the file signed on.

I am now waiting outside as they instructed for them to call me later….

Who knows the next stage?
They have returned my file and I saw two signatures on my application form.
Waiting to capture…
Need to fast rack the passport printing after hearing firsthand stories and also reading from here of all the delays in printing…
One officer has promised to fast track it for the passport to be out in one week and is asking for 20k. Isn’t that much? I was hoping for 10k since I have done most of the work DIY.
I need to passport kinda urgently and cannot afford the delays.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 11:34am On Jun 07, 2022
chibjohn:
Currently at Alausa for Capturing DIY.

They have started calling the names of people and have called us DIY people to submit the application form printout. I have done that.
Waiting for the next action….
Today looks like I am gonna wait and be patient enough.

Please if you have gone via the DIY process at ALAUSA please share the procedure so that I will know what I am waiting for next.
UPDATE
Thanks to all that responded.

I have done the following so far…
1. Bought a file, arranged and filed the required documents in a stipulated order.
2. The originals of LG Identification and Age declaration have been sighted and their copies in the file signed on.

I am now waiting outside as they instructed for them to call me later….

Who knows the next stage?
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 9:46am On Jun 07, 2022
incognitoo:
They will call you again to come with your docs and open a file. Sometimes they may ask you to buy the file outside. Depends on whether they have files or not.
Thanks.

Still waiting…

With all this wait, I hope I will be able to capture today.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 8:41am On Jun 07, 2022
Currently at Alausa for Capturing DIY.

They have started calling the names of people and have called us DIY people to submit the application form printout. I have done that.
Waiting for the next action….
Today looks like I am gonna wait and be patient enough.

Please if you have gone via the DIY process at ALAUSA please share the procedure so that I will know what I am waiting for next.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 8:15pm On Jun 03, 2022
tommz:
Yeah,I submitted all my documents before the day of capturing .
Wow.
Thanks for the response.
What if I don’t have time before that day and wants to submit on the capturing day even if the process will take the whole day? Won’t that be possible?
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by chibjohn(m): 7:51pm On Jun 03, 2022
Hello guys!! My capture date is June 7th(Next Tuesday) DIY Alausa. I read somewhere here about people going to the Immigration office to open file before the capture date. Please is that compulsory? I just paid online and have gathered all the required documents waiting for the capture date. I don’t have time from work to visit there before the capture date. Even to get my leave approved for that date of capture wasn’t easy.
Please someone reply.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chibjohn(m): 11:20am On Mar 18, 2022
The beating ACCESS is receiving is not right o. The result is good. Though the declared dividend is poor compared to the money they made, it shouldn’t have led to this kind of beating. ACCESS is stingy in dividend payment. Their strategy has always being aggressive expansion and growth. I guess that is why they don’t pay good dividend to shareholders. I am not selling my stake. No shaking. Let me gather money to buy more.
Christianity EtcRe: Please I need help. My life is crashing by chibjohn(m): 1:42pm On Feb 26, 2022
Freedom2022:
I quite agree bro but let me shock you. In 2019, i was fed up of all this and i visited MFM on Lagos Ibadan express way. I was there for 3 days for the end of the year deliverance program. It was powerful and i believe that i will be free after the program, I was very optimistic and i was really thanking God because i felt something. Do you believe that when i got home after the 3 days prayer, my brother sent me some money (i think about 30k).m In my mind i was like yes this is it, a new life. Not up to 1 hour that i got home, i begin to cough again. Before i could blink i deposited my money into my Forex account and within 1 hour all the money is gone. Then the cycle continued so i begin to wonder in my mind "is it that the deliverance wasnt complete?"
From all I can read here. There is no generational curse or whatsoever that’s happening to you. You are the curse to yourself. STOP PLAYING IN THE FOREX MARKET. It’s as simple as that. Delete your forex account and forget about it and see your problem solved.
InvestmentRe: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by chibjohn(m): 5:28pm On Feb 23, 2022
Iyaebe:
Anything crypto and other internet ways of making money is fraudulent to me,people that make money online are mostly fraudsters or potential fraudsters.Dem plenty here for nairaland.All those boys doing crypto also know how to hack people's account and hacking is fraudulent, so all of dem dy swim for the same ocean. Crypto=Hacking=Fraud.
Your problem is illiteracy if you can write this in 2022.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 70k Banking Job In Ikorodu Lagos State Or 30k Teaching Job In Ekiti. Please Help by chibjohn(m): 1:05pm On Feb 14, 2022
Take the 70k job in Ikorodu. Ikorodu is cheap to live in.
TravelRe: *is This An Opportunity? Advice And Informations Please by chibjohn(m): 11:11pm On Feb 11, 2022
I hope you are not going to be scammed by the ‘whiteman’.
TravelRe: How To Get Ferry From Ikorodu To Around Ajah? by chibjohn(m): 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2022
Find your way to Ijede Tarzan, you will see a ferry going to Badore Ajah. They close by 6pm so you have to make sure you don’t go there later than that.
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 20 by chibjohn(m): 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2022
Anon123:
An affidavit of age that tallies with your date of birth on your international passport can solve this.

But still try reach out to your school to find out if they can rectify the issue otherwise an affidavit of age is your solution.
Ok thanks
TravelRe: Changing The Date Of Birth On My International Passport by chibjohn(m): 5:10pm On Jan 05, 2022
jideflows:
Finally, got my DOB rectified, passport out within a month... It can only b God..
Hello bro. Followed you from the Canada thread. I have a dob issue too and need to know how to proceed.
My dob on bsc transcript is incorrect by one year only. The dob on my other documents including waec are the same and different from what’s on my transcript. I want to apply for Canada MSc admission this year and don’t want any issue on it. I have not done an international passport yet.
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 20 by chibjohn(m): 4:15pm On Jan 05, 2022
Hello guys,

I am new here and has been reading the thread but need to ask a question that is bordering me.

I want to apply for an Msc in Canada this year 2022. Last year I requested for a student copy of my transcript and noticed that the date of birth on it is wrong and different from the one on my other documents. The day and month is correct, the discrepancy is in the year. I need to visit my school physically to see if the error can be corrected but my work hasn’t given me the time to. I want to know if that can affect my application in anyway. Please I need responses from the experts here.
AutosRe: Brand new 2021 Lexus LX 570 Bulletproof (VIP) by chibjohn(m): 7:22am On Jan 05, 2022
I am interested. Let me know when the price drops. I can’t buy it at 4.4m
CareerRe: Career Advice Needed. Remain In Dubai Or Accept An Employment Offer In Berlin? by chibjohn(m): 4:30pm On Nov 24, 2021
Move to Germany. It’s in many ways better than Dubai. Remember that in Dubai, your visa is always tied to your work. There is no part to permanent residency in Dubai let alone citizenship.
AutosRe: Valvoline, Castrol Edge, Mobil 1 - 0W20, 5W20, 5W30, 5W40 & 10W40 by chibjohn(m): 1:58am On Nov 19, 2021
Berachahrent:
Quality
Please do you still have this available?
If yes please for how much.
TravelRe: How Obiano Built Anambra International Airport In 15 Months (Photos, Video) by chibjohn(m): 7:00pm On Oct 27, 2021
Yet Abia state government cannot complete a single flyover in 6 years.
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by chibjohn(m): 3:16pm On Oct 11, 2021
UnbiasedOne:
Why don’t you take a break from eating 5 meters of his lies and look for yourself? I wasn’t the only one who saw it.
You are the only one who mentioned seeing it. I have been here since page one and cannot remember seeing such. He has denied such and challenged you to go dig it out and prove him to be a liar. Prove that he is lying.
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by chibjohn(m): 3:03pm On Oct 11, 2021
Powerhouse5050:
I paid and hired my own defense attorney

1stGemAmerican made the claim that I am using free attorney paid by the government..... I challenge her to show where she hot her evidence from.

She is only saying anything she could say to discredit my claims

So fa she has not provided any document to disprove my claim....just talk talk only
If you paid an attorney and he/she did such a lousy job, it wouldn’t be bad to ask for a refund.
You never had a real attorney.
Before proceeding with the appeal, make sure you get an attorney that is competent and also believes in you.
CrimeRe: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by chibjohn(m): 2:40pm On Oct 11, 2021
UnbiasedOne:
Ma, somebody else asked him and he told them yes the doctor he was supposedly on the phone with was subpoenaed to court and did testify.
Please do us a favor and go back to dig out that reply he gave. I have been following this thread from page one and cannot remember his reply that you are talking about. The OP may not be innocent, he may also not be guilty. So far, there is nothing I have read here that can conclusively pin him to that crime. May be some of you have access to documents that we are not privy to.

OP your defense attorney actually worked as your prosecutor instead of defending you because even though I am not a lawyer, I cannot see any effort he made to let you off the hook.
If you are truly innocent of the crime, please don’t lose hope. Keep fighting. However, don’t use their free government provided attorney again. It should be obvious to you that they will blow your chances. Try and raise money to pay a good defense attorney if you ever want to be free again.
I repeat discontinue the use of their state provided attorney, they are just for formality sake.
FamilyRe: I'm Losing My Only Sister by chibjohn(m): 10:47pm On Oct 09, 2021
NPTJ:
Good morning house

The only sister i and my other siblings had met a Man around 2008. He's from Imo state, a deportee from Germany who was in his late 40s when they met. My sister was just out of high school then and struggling to secure admission into any of the tertiary institutions. Luckily, she got admission to study law at Unilag after her second attempt. Sadly, there was no money to process the admission, she lost it. She was the first and only daughter of our parents. My parents were incapacitated financially to support her dream

My father never wanted her to work then, for guys not to take advantage of her or something. Having lost the admission, she insisted to work inorder to raise money for her studies. My dad got no option than to obliged

She met this man barely a year she started working. She was in her early 20s and full of dreams. Lest I forget, she was staying with our grand mother due to distance. This man got my sister pregnant and we got to hear about it. My dad got the man arrested and beat the hell out of my sister. He wept bitterly claiming this isn't the life he envisioned for his only daughter

He beseeched her and talk sense into her but she insisted, claiming she loved the man. This man was deported after spending almost half of his productive years outside the shores of Nigeria. He came back home with nothing and the next thing he could do was to got my sister pregnant claiming he loves her beyond words

My sister moved in with him and they started living together. We lost our grand parents (paternal and maternal) Yet, this man and my sister never stepped their foot in our house to commesorate. I lost my eldest brother, same thing happened. They never showed up. I was the 4th child of five children. Though, only four left now. She hardly call our parents nor we her siblings. To cap it all, my sister had stopped using phone ever since she moved to pourtharcourt with this man

This same man always attend his family function and very much into his family but isolated my sister away from her family. My sister never called throughout my days in the university just to know how I'm fairing, despite knowing our family condition. A very close friend of mine noticed this while in school and i did explained everything to him. He felt so bittered. He asserted the man might be diabolic, he's from the same town with the man in imo state

My parents are in their early/late 60s respectively and aging gradually. They couldn't felt the presence of their only daughter. Interestingly, family members got suspicious and they kept asking after her but my parents are bent on covering up, claiming she's fine. Yet, they goes to their closets to cry bitterly for the life of their daughter. I asked my dad why covering up, he claimed to have known his family pretty well, that they would do nothing

I'm just a young graduate, still job haunting. While my elder brother is gainfully employed with 50k as his monthly take home. He's being supportive with day to day running of the house and that of our last born studies. A friend suggested myself and elder brother with any of our uncle should go and treat the man's fvckup for eloping with someone's daughter without paying her bride price nor any other marital rite. I told him that isn't feasible for now due to our poor finances.

Nonetheless, we can't continue folding our hands and watch this man get away with this. She is the only daughter of our parents. Her presence is highly needed in their life, especially my mother

Please what can we do to make things work for my family back? I can't imagine having a sister who's more like a living dead

Any help, input or suggestions from anyone!
Your elder brother isn’t gainfully employed. 50k salary is trash.
Your family must have treated your sister and the man very badly that resulted to this. You people should find a way to win back their love.
Christianity EtcRe: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by chibjohn(m): 5:44pm On Oct 06, 2021
CaptMarvel:
A child in the embryo can be possess by witchcraft most especially if her mother is a witch. He or she will be in her mother's womb yet her spirit will be very conscious and causing havoc in real world. This is a mystery unknown to many. If such Child or foetus die prematurely or aborted such can never see the face of God and such is relegated to sheol even if he or she is just 2/3months in her mother's womb. Your daughter is possibly possess by witchcraft spirit, don't look at her as a child of 1 year, in the spiritual realm she's way conscious and older than you. Take her out for deliverance most importantly for the salvation of her soul, cos she entered into it ignorantly, and also for the prosperity of your own life and business. Grace!
I don’t like insulting people online but Mehn!!you deserve this. You are a big fool and a stupid idiot.

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