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just lik sanitary pads

Call MC Oluomo na...
na 4 only garage una dey do thug

vry vry btiful...

d man dat is taking care of her is 1 of d most luckiest man on earth. n der kids will just b glowing daily.

oh God! pls grant me a lady whom if I look at her with a closed eyes will still c her perfect image in my hrt.

everything about dx Buhari is different.

y is it dat it's only him dat stood on d black tile

maybe it indicates dat d country he's leading is in dark

dx man n hard drug r just lik Garri n sugar

yea...U will soon knw d real Yahoo boy

just as U showed Nigerians dat u r d real scapegoat.

Ok....10 Q.

he gud mak pson look bak atimes 2 knw if he really av achieved so far

Dx ppl sef... na introduction dey cuz una 2 tak group pix ni

Nigeria is no longer a Country
but a Cone-tree.
ppl foolishly promoting masturbation.

C me c something ooo

wen pson dey raise him pikin Ministry of Interior no com ooo na wen I wan con reap d fruit of my labor na dem wan show.

mak dem dey legal am 4rm dat place wey dem dey na

y haven't he conquer Boko 4 na
abi wat is he waiting 4?

They will want 2 grow 2 young dat we will not want 2 grow old again.
but God pass dem.

b4 Nigeria was a country but now it nothing buh a cone-tree

Yea...U r vry ryt.
just as Politicians r far richer dan Professors

E b like say these ppl gather money tak invite Beyonce com make she com feature 4 una songs bcoz dx 1 wey all of una com dey feat Beyonce 1 after d other so...ah no wan understand again ooo

d likes Olu Jacob n co won't be needing dx app u knw?

blindjustice13:
But your own religion could not save you either from the white slave masters after all the goats ,chickens and even human sacrifice (in some tribes) you did before the white slave masters came with their own. .

All those otumokpor did not protect your ancestors from gun powder . In the end science and technology is the real wins over all.

something dey worrying am so badly n I bliv it hell fire

a times som ppl will just use der hand n throw away hope by demselves...
this is wat nt bn born again always leads to.
chai... my ppl perish 4 lack of faith

pls confirm it offspring wellla
I can smell yahoo boys handwork here

Mr. Buhari pls remind us wat u said doing 2015 election campaign on security most especially about bokoHaram

n u say village ppl(witches & wizards) do nt exist?

my fwd, u beta give ur life 2 Christ b4 dey descend on u especially all dox nairalanders dat r saying religion is a scam.

u go soon knw

dry want to start 4rm der own territory.
see, abokist...we don wise up bcoz we don read tortoise story.

dey want to start 4rm der own territory.
see, abokist...we don wise up bcoz we don read tortoise story.

see this 1 ooo.

he never turn to human being he dey steal

if e com bcom human now e go bcom Assassin

oya Buhari meat don land.
kwaraption is smelling.
Buhari: sharaaaap...U don't knw phyful

Laugh and Dye

ABEG TALK TRUE!!!

"lecture"

Topic :- 5 things that makes ladies fall in love with guys.

1. The guy must b Caring.

2. Must have time for his girlfriend.

3. The guy Must knw how to dress properly.

4. The guy Must b Humble n gentle.

5. The guy Must be hard working n intelligent.
"Examination time"

Question 7: Mention 5 things dat makes ladies fall in love with guys.

(Ladies Answers )

1. The guy must b Caring.

2. Must have time for his girlfriend.

3. The guy Must knw how to dress properly.

4. The guy Must b Humble n gentle.

5. The guy Must be hard working n intelligent.

(Guys Answers )

1. Money.

2. Money Money.

3. Oga I repeat, na Money.

4. Oga hear me well ooo, I say na Money ooooo.

5. Lecturer U dey hear me I said na money money money money money.

>Abeg who pass d question? Talk true oooo

Dis Okorocha is a Buhari in disguise.

Nobdy bliv dat he will bcom d beast he is 2da.

Same way Buhari is acting lik messiah 2 som ppl we'll knw d fact wen he leaves his office

Bauhari ah 4 say mak u help me beg Nairalanders to patronize us buh I no sure say dem lik u reach dat level.

Well we deliver @ ur doorstep.

If U like 2 train but u r nt chanced during d week days n u can av chance on Saturday morning u can as contact us. Especially ilorin base

Nice Idea....

Pray it won't b rigged ooo bcoz in Nigeria evrytin av rig either as a prefix or surpix