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It's been a while I updated. I will keep you updated on my pitiable life....

- on health, I was having discomfort at the right side of my stomach. I used my health card (being an NHIS staff) to run test. It showed I had acute appendicitis. Now I get chills, nausea, confusion and pain in my abdomen. No money to pay for 70 percent of the operation

- on visiting brothels, I slept with a lady on Friday whose vagina had a fishy smell/discharge. I had already paid and didn't want to embarrass her or back out. Though I used protection, it feels hot on my dick cap now

- on betting, I am finished. I won 70,000 naira yesterday. I was so excited. I quickly bought a fairly used generator and 32 inches TV. I thought I knew it all. I am currently lying dejected at the bet9ja shop today. I lost 150k my brother in South Africa sent today to me to hold for him. He plans coming to Nigeria on Monday to manage with it. I lost it to bet9ja virtual and live bet. How do I face him now (this is not the first time he sent money and I misbehaved)

- on masturbation, not much lately. I constantly patronised Olosho. But now I am broke, I will resume mad soapy today to clear my head

- on carbonated drinks, I have taken two malt already. I have been taken at least one coke or soft drink daily. But I won't take much of drinks now I am broke again. Just 4500 left with me to manage before next pay

Food already

Abba114:
this one 24 years old? na lie

some 'football' age go dey

switlily25:
Justin looks like a serial killer to me

lol. The SA guys faces be looking too serious

Cool ladies they got though

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Marvin all the way!

Due to delay from Tracy, I called off the TDB plans, and went straight to a brothel. This is the advantage of having options.

When I got to the popular joint in my area, I hid in one corner. This is because girls there had a way of rushing those they met coming in and I didn't want to seem rude by rejecting them.

As I perused from the corner where an aboki sells suya, I ordered for meat of 700 to step down. As I raised my head, Alas! I saw two naive new girls come out. Immediately JUNIOR kicked. I quickly wrapped my suya and approached the one that caught my eye. A slim dark lady on low cut, with her small boobs looking firm

I asked to meet her in her room for short time of 1k. She sheepishly grinned and was reluctant. I used my innocent-looking face to act naive too, so she feels comfortable with me. But when I entered her room, she saw fire. I kept pumping. She was begging me to cum but I didn't. So glad the music in the arena was loud. So no one could hear us

But as a man that likes to pay generously, I gave her 4k for about 45 minutes session. I taught her so many things. From doggy to cowgirl to scissor style. Before I left the place, I banged two other girls at intervals. Total 10k spent.

If there's one thing I feel proud of, is that self-service in no way affected my drive for sex. Though it messes with one's erection. It has made me so good in sex as I am no longer over sensitive to cum early due to past marathon soapy.

One of the girls I banged there had to even tell me she nor do again as I nor wan cum. Instead of collecting a refund, I just told her to jerk me off. My libido is messed up though. I still jerked off when I got home to blue film before I slept

Finally recovered from 'fever'. I have booked 10k for my first daybreak sex. Slim and ebony girl, as I like. So warming up. I will update you guys on how it went tomorrow by 8am

Experts in the game, what are the things I should watch out for..

For now I know, to watch out for stealing, no express show of love (so she leaves early), no mouth action, then use of condom always

DispatcherLagos:
Ogbeni be calming down.
60% of nairalanders are into more than 50% of the things you listed there so take a chill pill

hmm.. a relief knowing I am not the only one with challenges

Is there really anyone as foolish as me (banging a prostitute raw?)

Currently feeling some hot sensation round my rod cap.

I just pray it's just due to weariness of my rod from too much action and not something severe

Abba114:
sometimes i think u are lying.

As in... You mean you have not seen people gamble or masturbate or visit brothels or what

sirjoggy:
Dey play

you have no idea the monster this generation has created of 60 percent of us. That's why many youths don't get to old age again

I admire those still composed admist all distractions. Your parents raised you well

No one should pity me again. Just flow with my tales till my life is cut short. Not even going to church worked on Sunday. I guess I am one of the bad products of this perverse generation

I broke all new year resolution

On junk and sugary things - I drank two pepsi today. Road side suya and other junk

On masturbation - I jerked off to blue film twice out of boredom, due to long holiday

On gambling - this was favourable. I won 20k from live bet, though initial scare from losses before I recovered

On olosho - foolishness was I thinking I should enjoy the winning by patronising olosho. First girl was wasted as dick was week either due to harsh weather or two masturbation. Then I waited and took another girl. Same issue till she said, 'abi you go pull the condom do am.' That charged the dick and I went skin to skin. So foolish of me despite hearing people spending a lot on treating STD. I was not even afraid of its senior brother - AIDS

With the way my life is swinging now, no salvation for me. Just to manoeuvre what's left of my life to the fullest. I always feel cheated as olosho don't have time for me to get high, so next try will be till day break. There I Bleep to satisfaction. I will try it two nights in a roll (Friday and Saturday night).

I will starve myself Tuesday to Thursday, to have enough strength. I heard it's cheaper if I go towards 12am (when they are done with customers). This will cost 5k. But 10k if you go before then

First and foremost, I am grateful to God I made it this far, against all odd. I was able to pay off 99 percent of the WAEC money of some students I used earlier (installmentally). Just the loan sharks and loans given by some friends left. And also to work on people trusting me again. Knowing some people died in 2022 despite their piety or affluence, I am grateful

However there are some addictions I hope to end with this year.

1) gambling - be it zoom, booking games, horse/dog race, virtual etc. It's been over seven years crippled by it. Hopefully my story will change. I will resume church activities next year

2) wreckless spending on sugary things (that may be associated to my intermittent numb feet and constant urination) and also patronising junk from road side (like pork and exposed suya) which may be messing with my health. It also drains finance a little

3) masturbation - well I can't promise much on this, but I will reduce it to 50 percent. Before now, I just do it for the fun of it. Hopefully I will do it occasionally now (probably when I have a headache and need to induce sleep or extremely Hot to avoid abusing someone)

4) visiting brothels - this has been bothering me lately. Any little signs of sickness I begin to feel I may have contracted std. Though I always used protection, but it got me thinking: what if condoms used there were recycled? What if the process of pulling the rubber I infected my hand and ate with it? What if the day an olosho pricked my dick with her long nails while trying to fix the condom on my dick I was infected? What if when one climbed cowgirl and her hair entered my mouth during ride I caught the flu or when I shared bed with victims.......

I will do HIV test early next year and start afresh

So I went to the familiar brothel in my area this night to clear my head with chukuchuku. I took a little chubby girl for my first round, which was around five minutes.

Then I strolled around and got back when I was hard again. Second round is always hard for me to release. So I paid double (2k) to go for a style I will enjoy (due to reduced pleasure after first round).

I kept stroking doggy style, held her waist and jam my dick in with reckless abandon. I wasn't still feeling it. I was feeling pains in my joint and legs shaking. Not even her moan took me to climax

Then I went for the killer style. Cowgirl. Paid extra 1k for it. I needed to cum. This style is so sweet with petite girls. I held her waist, my head fully relaxed on the pillow, as I held her and hit her pussy down to meet my thrust from beneath

This style was heavenly. Her boobs were dangling at my mouth as she bent over. I could see her close her eyes, savouring the passionate thrust. I squeezed her breasts and kept squeezing her ass as I press it down. If not na olosho, I wanted to suck her breast and kiss her

That moment she was freely mine. I guess it's long she had a sweet dig. I was lost in thought. I began to lose balance and had to picture hot stuff to cum. I feel proud of myself. Years of masturbation in no way messed up my docking game. It rather increased my libido

After I came, I told her. She was reluctant to come down. She was still shaking her waist, thinking I will go on. If only I knew her moans where for me to go on, I wouldn't have come early. Now she's all in my head. Neat girl, nice small body to manipulate and she looks just like my former colleague who I admired

AFvckingAlpha:
Ain’t nothing like regulating some shit for some addict. It’s a safe space for hiding under your “inadequacies”. It’s a recipe for a pending disaster.

My guy Reedof told me something, well he used to be an addict before he quit and later became Unilorin’s SUG President some years back. His story took quite an interesting turn. Back to what he said, if you really wanna quit gambling you’d stay very far away from the betting shops.

You need to understand your triggers irrespective of whatever demons you fighting (addiction) and be very disciplined. Without discipline you just gonna be going round circles.

It’s okay to have a relapse but you gotta take it as a mistake and continue fighting, you can’t afford to give up cos of your future

Gambling will mess up your future, know that and know peace. You can’t afford to be going round circles, it’s that simple.

And for the masturbating, it is not a problem as far as science is concerned. That shit is healthy as fvck if it’s not compulsive. And there’s nothing like being addicted to masturbation, like science hasn’t proven that shit

Yo you really wanna cut down on that pepsi thing, that shit is unhealthy as fvck.

Pick up new habits like writing or something man

I said what I said

wow. Insightful

Betting sure is the most demonic of all. Everything one laboured for could disappear within the twinkle of an eye

I will try to keep to your advice.

Ballzproblem2:
your stories are getting stale they seem more like attention seeking than a cry for help, nevertheless enjoy

hmm. Not really a cry for help. Just a day to day tale of my life

Writing is something I love doing

For olosho, actually not having enough money is already a deterrence to visiting brothels. So I will look to doing only one round, twice a week. This should be around 2000 naira. Soapy can cover up for my high libido. That way I get to enjoy the physical and imaginary pleasure at a subsidised rate.

So in total, just 5k will be wasted weekly (2100 + 900 + 2000). So help me God

For addiction to pepsi, I know it destroys my body system. At times, I take two bottles a day (after chronic masturbation or stress from work). But now, I will try regulate it to four times a week. Which will only cost me 900 naira. After all, my case is not that bad, when compared to alcoholics who take beer with no regulation

For betting, there's this joy I get hanging around football fanatics/punters in bet shops. It helps cure boredom. So I have resolved to just go there and bet light, just for the fun of it. If winning comes, fine. If not, I just occupy myself there with football, charging of phone and mingling. I will only focus on live bet (games already started) and zoom. No more virtual that kills. So I hope to budget down 2100 naira per week. Which is around 300 naira a day

It's easy for one to say he or she is willing to stop an addiction, but difficult going about it. The best way is to work on regulating the act or getting a stronger addiction
The fear of being compelled to stop the act, can plunged one into more of it.

Be you a drug addict, gambler, masturbator, addict of sweet things, olosho etc., You are not alone

Let's have a timetable of regulating it

So excited. I won 14k this morning from bet9ja virtual. This has covered my excesses of yesterday. Time to start afresh (beginning from tomorrow).

No betting
No self-service
No Olosho
No reckless spending on junk or carbonated drinks

I will try this at least for 40 days. So help me God

I started masturbation when I was just 18, way back 2010. This was the era of 2go. Sexchat was in vogue. I did it with reckless abandon. At times, for hours . All day. At nights, in relatives place, in bathroom, in fact, any space I had. I didn't watch my hygiene as I would always sweat and not shower.

Now I am wise enough, I shower regularly but I guess it's too late. Anytime I enter the sun or my body heats up, the smell comes. I try to always go around with body spray as I always notice people's change of countenance when I walk pass.

How do chronic masturbators cope? This has a way of messing with one's self confidence.

So I wanted to experiment, i watched some live blue film and jerked to it with vaseline. I realised when I reached climax, the satisfaction I got was the same with banging an olosho.

Benefits of cream
-no emotions attached
-less expenses

Benefits of Olosho
- less harm to device
- physical tapping of current

In conclusion - I will alternate between two of them. That way not much is squandered and I still get to tap bobi physically once in a while

My mind is messed up. The thoughts of going to olosho house and ladies hole will open quick, is messing with the resting state of my DUDU.

Planning on going there any time from now. Though it's making me objectify ladies I see.

That thought of slim short ladies (my fetish) undressing me, putting the rubber on me. Sometimes jerking me to stand first, before spreading legs for me, turns me on

The last one I carried on Tuesday was mad. After cowgirl and missionary, she turn lie flat for me (in sleeping state) to penetrate.

Oh how I love ass. I got really turned on as I pound and hold the bum bum for support.

As I pound, her funny conversations (she was chatting with her colleague fucking an aboki bike man in next room) stirred me on.

She was like 'this guy nor wan cum, small small, e tin long as e long etc'. Funny sweet smallies like that

I hope I stay focused on Olosho addiction and save small small 2k for it. Than to enter baby (bet9ja virtual) again, which makes me gamble with my money, my properties, play credit and use people's money

It's hard forking out 3 to 4k to satisfy my strong urge now and then.

Oloshos are not even sincere to their word. They say 1k per round but begin to bill extra when you don't cum on time

At least with soapy, you don't spend much. Just like 300 naira to recoup energy (buying pepsi and bread)