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Politics / Re: Mansion: Bukola Saraki's House In Ilorin (Photos) by chimax1(m): 2:28pm On Feb 06, 2019
joameh:
Criminal house abi 4+4 sai buhari till 2023
zombie spotted!!
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 9:45am On Jan 27, 2019
PhilJames:


Still in process bro. I wonder why FH Aachen is delaying their admission.

Summer is almost here.
sent you a pm
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 8:42pm On Jan 26, 2019
PhilJames:

Yes. Admission is still in process.
How about you?
sup bro..what's up with your application to fh Aachen? Any news yet?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 9:47pm On Jan 20, 2019
Pls guys what does temporary exclusion mean?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 20, 2019
Dutchkid:

15th do pass make we see next week.. I never get response from them sha.
website says they issue admission letter tomorrow 21st. What was your bsc course. I sent you a pm
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 4:07pm On Jan 20, 2019
Dutchkid:

Nothing yet oooo
But let us be hopeful sha anytime from now news go come..
guy how far? Any news from Aachen for your side yet?seems you have another admission. When is your interview date?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 9:00am On Jan 20, 2019
chuddysambo:
My Transcript
Admission letter : October 20 2018
Interview date : January 15 2019

Arrived embassy by 5.30 am ( i came early abeg... i no wan give village people chance at all).
I waited in the car park till about 6.45 am. Then i went to line up.

IT WAS THEN THAT VILLAGE PEOPLE STRUCK
..................................�������

As i was listening to Paulinus' hoarse voice as he verbally molested one unfortunate girl, a small voice told me to count my visa fee.
I counted 21 pieces of one thousand naira notes.
21k!!!
What happened to the balance?

I started sweating like a
sallah ram.

Paulinus was saying 'any more student visa applicant?"

It was then that i RAN.
Like an olympic gold medallist.
...to the nearest ATM and withdrew the balance.

Pickpockets or careless money handling wasn't going to undo me.

When i returned to the queue i was wet all over with profuse sweating and Paulinus was still abusing that poor girl.

He sent the girl back and i took her place sharp sharp... no time.

Documents checked and a rare ugly smile from paulinus and i was let in.

Room 2.
Nice guy welcomed me with a smile.

Correct!!!

After the usual docs check and biometrics he asked me if i was married.
No
Are you sure?
Yes sir, i am single
Any children?
No
Are you sure? Even if illegitimate?

Dude i know where i shoot my shot... if i get pikin i would know nah�.

Why Germany?
Why not US or UK?
What are your plans after studies?(here i looked noble and answered as if Nigeria's problem was mine to solve alone)
Tell me about the city?
Tell me about Germany?
Title of Undergraduate Thesis?
( he typed everything)
Any question?
Hands me my passport.
We would get back to you soon.

P.S: Paulinus is not that bad. He just reminds me of our oldschool fathers and their tough love. Just have your docs (original +2 copies) as stipulated in the checklist and be fast when he calls them out for you.

We were only 3 students for student visa. I saw about 1000 people in front of the US embassy.

I am now in waiting mode.
Baba God over to you now!
congratulations in advance. pls how much did you pay as visa fees?
Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:44pm On Jan 19, 2019
SA..call me on 08065165985. Let me know what ever you want, am sure I can hook you up for a good price. AC, children toys, walkers, high chairs, plastic swimming pool for kids, bicycles, etc
Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:41pm On Jan 19, 2019
Children bunk bed 2 units
Medium parlour sofas

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:38pm On Jan 19, 2019
Big deep freezer and a medium one
Water dispenser and refrigerator

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:35pm On Jan 19, 2019
Bathroom water heater 4 units
Generators 2 units

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
Kitchen cabinets with China plates and water heater

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:29pm On Jan 19, 2019
Parlour center table and rug

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:28pm On Jan 19, 2019
Four seaters glass center table

Properties / Re: House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2019
Samsung TV
Ps3
Dstv
Lg tall boy home theater

Properties / House Hold Items Clearance Sale 2019!!! by chimax1(m): 12:15pm On Jan 19, 2019
Hello all, due to relocation, the following household items and properties are up for sale. Kindly contact me on 08065165985 or WhatsApp me on the same line. My location is Lagos and inspection is possible if your around the area. All these items are LEGIT and in good working condition. prices have been reviewed downwards for quick sales. Items from spoon to air conditioners are available for sale. Kindly check the pictures and make your choice. Sales are on a first come first serve basis. Thanks
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 11:06am On Jan 19, 2019
Dutchkid:

Nothing yet oooo
But let us be hopeful sha anytime from now news go come..
yeah, admission letters drop from Monday according to their summer semester dates
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 11:03am On Jan 19, 2019
waledora:
In process means valid baa?
Because the only mail I got from them was about the change on my status shikina......


what's up with your application? Mine changed to in process few days ago. Admission should drop by Monday 21st
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets Chris Smith, US Congressman At Capitol Washington DC by chimax1(m): 9:21am On Jan 18, 2019
naijaguy123456:
Go to Mecca or Vatican, you are always a thief. Anyone can meet a congressman. A thief is a thief any day any time.

Heart attack will kill some of you when Atiku get flogged or better still all of you can go for the lagoon choice.
voting for buhari is a crime. A treason!!!

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Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 17, 2019
Ndkings1:


Animal and environmental biology

GPA 3.32 (Nigeria scale)
sorry bro..was your bsc course related?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 12:35pm On Jan 17, 2019
Ndkings1:
HI GUYS
I GOT A REJECTION MAIL FROM UNIVERSITY OF KIEL TWO DAYS AGO BUT I WON'T LET THAT GET TO ME.

So, I want to send my documents to the Regensburg university via postal MAIL. my budget is 4 to 5k and I am considering NIPOST A but I was told nipost takes too much time and disappoints.
So, I'm looking for someone on here who wants to send their documents to Germany via DHL so that we can share the cost together.

Is not easy really!

PM me if you are interested....
sorry about that bro..pls what was your German grade and what course did you apply to?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2019
elvisddon:
This German system of delaying admission is very annoying compared to other developed nations like US and UK..the wait for summer admission is too long...schools that have their application deadline on Jan 15th still want us to fry egg before they can release admission letter ..its well
I tire o, school that I applied to since no news yet. We dey here now
Phones / Re: Iphone 6 Needed by chimax1(m): 11:43am On Jan 16, 2019
Legit IPhone 6 64GB for sale at 60k. Contact me on 08065165985.
Phones / Re: Iphone 6 Needed by chimax1(m): 9:10am On Jan 16, 2019
NifemiKolade:
So, I have been able to save up 38k. Edakun if you have a fault less, clean iPhone 6 hit me up let's deal. I dont have a browsing phone so don't bother quoting me here. 08168157721... Abeg I no get pass 38k ooo
pm me..I have a good deal for you
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2019
Rosicky7:
I am in Aachen. I'm sure you can find a programming school, but I have no idea about pricing. Expect it to be on the high side sha
hello bro, pls which of the schools in Aachen are you in? FH or RWTH. How is the studies and side hustle situation in the area? Am hopefully heading to FH this summer.
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 3:34pm On Jan 06, 2019
waledora:
In process means valid baa?
Because the only mail I got from them was about the change on my status shikina......


sup, have you heard from Aachen too?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 3:33pm On Jan 06, 2019
Dutchkid:

I applied too oooo to all the 4 mech related courses. Just relax since them no exclude you... You get like 80% chance
how far bro, any news from Aachen yet?
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 12:04am On Jan 06, 2019
SooCute:
Good evening dear Brothers and Sisters. It's been a long while.
So i came back from a long necessary Pause!
So while on my "Pause" moved around and made some research which i would like to say few things on.

1) See eehhh, when you dey 9ja, you usually see Germanyy as "Geerrrrrmmmaaaanyyyyyy" but when you eventually come here, the excitement will "shift" and you wake up to reality grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TIP: make your plans solid and be prepared from home. Get all the information about the city you are headed especially ask people wey dey ground. For instance, i live in Bayernn (Schweinfurtt). Internet reported that my city is the 3rd richest city in Germanyy and the most industrialized (Not so sure about the most Industrialized part again). To me i felt like...."Hustle go stew" my dear the reality is that those big big companies would hardly wanna give out "student job". But this stuff is where man wan pay bills. So you see? Bills don't stop coming, so boys be porting outside city to get jobs. Sometimes you pay big transport. I know guys wey go other city pay fresh rent and they are looking for someone to occupy their house here and even pay half of the rent. Kole werk?

2) Languge IS KEY: I visited Osnabruckk, a city in Hanoverr and spent 1 week there. I discovered they speak correct Germann(Hoch Deutsch) and i was able to improve my Germann and my hearing skills in days. I was impressed. It's not the same as in Bayernn. They speak Bayerish...kinda dialect. Now, the Germann person i was in his house told me "If you have C1 level of Germann in my city (Osnabruckk) you have a great point to apply for citizenship." These are his words. I didn't do further research but based on his portfolio (he was in Government for 20 years and currently in charge of refugees shelter blablabla) i know he knows shit.
You need language anyhow to succeed in this country. Imagine the ease of improving your Germann by simply "Being in the right surrounding"? even if you speak nonsense, atleast you hear people speaking the right shit, its easy to pickup and boost your morale to even try to speak.

3) Some good Unis are not on daad.de. Even if they are, not all their courses are on daad. The University of Osnabruckk is gadamm good. Bigger than my current uni and has courses in English. With population of over 30,000 students offering almost all the courses you can think of, whereas we are just 2,700 my area. Plus the campus in wurzburgg we will be about 9000 max. Do the Maths.
Now use your head, it will be easy for you to find escape route in a school with many 'Humans'(male/females) than a school with few Humans. If you know you know grin grin grin grin grin. If you think am bluffing, imagine entering plane back to dah gadame kan3 if things no stew as you thought? I no go talk again. Infact i don't even want to go into details.

4) You can change school and transfer credits (Bachelors only) but not for than 90 credits. Which means you can start from third semester in you new school if the course contents are same ooo. Why not make the right choice from the beginning when you still can?

5) A friend said that "Bayernn is Bayernn and Germanyy is Germanyy" because their shits are kinda different from other parts of DE. So, i asked myself, if DE na DE, why do i want to go through the difficult path bikonu?

6) Finally Everything wey i just talk na lie!! (I sabi wetin make i dey yarn for awa tongu ooo. No be say i no sabi spell Ingrish, data security is real. I sabi y i plus extra letters to names, i no hear say them kom for me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.)

7) If you want make Uni-assist payments, i can help you. I no dey change money ooo, i just wan help boys in my own little way. So you can transfer the equivalent in my local Naira account and i make the payment here fur Sie. If wan see my face @ d e a r_s p e n c e r for IG. Abeg i get Babe ooo, if i toast you run!!!!!!!!!

Finally we go dey alright.
K'emesia.
na wa oo..this kind yarn seff. I tire oo
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2018
modupejay:


Sagamu Ogun State. Very lovely set of bankers and willing to help out.
what rate did Union bank give you please.
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 6:40am On Dec 25, 2018
Merry Christmas everyone...happy holidays
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 3:29pm On Dec 24, 2018
PhilJames:

Is the mail specific to your course or all courses?
I don't know bro, the mail I got was from the course supervisor. I applied to biomedical engineering
Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by chimax1(m): 3:23pm On Dec 24, 2018
Generous222:
I just got information that sterling bank can help fund your block account with CBN official rate, if you open account with this code HOB-13450. That is official rate N355/1eur... Pls how true iz this
where did you get this information please, am interested. How can I confirm it?

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