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calculusx: Sir, pls don't forget to go along with the Corolla for Mr. Sawyerr's blessing

I will not forget. But one heediot just scratched the car this evening. He was very lucky I was not the one driving. He would have visited baba God this evening to explain how he lived his life on earth.

Hope business dey go forward?

sawyerrola: Na Baba God o! Baba God no ni! i am so happy you are happy at the end. sorry for the little delays. Calculusx, good job once again. just keep doing what you do and you deliveries will market you by Gods grace.
meanwhile this bottles wey dey fly around no suppose pass me o! if my 5% don go the BB way, make bottles no pass me o. i get hot temper. Chiteny, wey my own bottle of something?

My oga i am sorry. I initially did not want to say this on air as i know say u go query me if you see am. but not to worry, your own personalized and customized bottle of something will be delivered by me personally when i come see you.

Goshen360: Shout it loud and clear, sing it in the street, proclaim it to your generation and the ones yet unborn....

[size=50pt]Rod Parsley of The World Harvest Church, Ohio is a FRAUD[/size] with his 12:12:12 prayer cloth. I just watched his 12:12:12 prayer cloth heresy of the end time. The Apostles NEVER sent prayer clothes asking you to sow a 12:12:12 seed.

I agree with you on the bolded section

[size=16pt]...Car delivered! Condition...like brand new (so so clean inside out, even better than the pictures). Service...First class since my dealing with anyone ever on car purchase.[/size]

Calculusx, you have just gotten a thoroughly satisfied customer. You made me believe once more that Nigerians can be trusted to render quality and truthful service (though it seems you are the only one on my good list for now )

My Oga Sawyer, thanks for leading me to calculusx. As agreed earlier, your 5% has been used to complete the money for the BB for my madam.

Continue in your quality and truthful service and relationship with your customers (calculusx) and the skies will not limit you.

Thanks again.

P.S. I have received the remaining documents and i sent a bottle of something to you through your guy. You don get am?

ochukoccna: OP,you are on a long thing
Better pray NL's religious robots don't come cursing and accusing you of been possessed by the spirit of poverty in that you cannot afford this 'Christain' run institution(s)
I digress
Its no longer shocking too many pastors no longer exhibit the character nor follow the Jesus they claim to speak about
Even wolves in sheep clothing are kinder to the sheep than they are

SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT THEY ARE WOLVES IN WOLF CLOTHING?

Vilicious: Am not asking for fun but I want to know. The bible teaches that If someone slaps you in one side of you cheek, you should turn the Other side. After this sermon in my campus fellowship, some guys wanted to temp me. So as I was standing in front my campus fellowship members, a guy just ran close to me slapped me and stated running away. I ran after him ( i was bigger and faster) caught him and pounced on him in front of my fellowship members. I know I should have let it go, as a christian. So here is my question, if someone hit you do you turn the other side and walk away or are you a little bit like me (am trying to change o) please share your experience too

I am not sure i will be patient enough to listen to his reason for slapping me before my fist would have made an indelible mark on his jaw.

ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S DOG!

Does your boyfriend still live in his family house?

If that is the wife in pink, i cannot see the eight months pregnance

calculusx: [size=22pt]Will land 2010 Toyota Camry Xle, Clean Title, 4 Cylinder, low mileage with Navigation for #3.9m. The one below has Auto-grade of 4.5 out of 5.[/size]

VEHICLE DETAILS - 2010 TOYOTA CAMRY 4C XLE

VIN: 4T1BF3EK0AU089786 Body Style: 4DSN Top Type: Pwr Glass Sun Roof
Ext Color: BLACK Int Color: BEI Odometer: 26,244


GRADING

Grade 4.5 Clean


More About Auto Grade
MSRP-Not Available
Engine Starts-Yes
Drivable-Yes

VEHICLE INFORMATION OPTIONS

50 State Emissions
A/C
ABS Brakes
Automatic Headlights
Auxiliary Pwr Outlet
Bluetooth Connection
CD Changer - 4
CD Player
Child Safety Locks
Cruise Control
Dual Air Bags
Dual Zone A/C
Fog Lamps
Front Reading Lamps
Heated Seats-Front(s)
Intermittent Wipers
Leather Seats
Navigation System
Power Locks
Power Mirrors
Power Windows
Premium Stereo - JBL
Pwr Seats - Both
Pwr Steering
Rear Defrost
Rear Reading Lamps
Remote Trunk Release
Satellite Radio - XM SIRI
Security System
Side Air Bags
Steering Wheel Audio Control
Tilt Steering
Tilt Steering Wheel
Tire Pressure Monitor System
Traction Control
Trip Counter
Two-Wheel Drive
US EPA Label
Universal Garage Door Opener
Woodgrain Interior Package

MECHANICAL

4 Cylinder Gas
Steptronic
Pwr Brakes
4X2
2.5 L

INTERIOR

Odometer - Digits Digital -Operable
Int Odor: OK
Wood Trim Dash
Leather

TIRES AND WHEELS

Wheels: Alloy
Tire Tread Depth Brand Size
Left Front: 5/32" MICHELIN 215/60R16
Left Rear: 4/32" MICHELIN 215/60R16
Right Front: 5/32" MICHELIN 215/60R16
Right Rear: 8/32" MICHELIN 215/60R16

With these pictures and specs, you are tempting me to make another purchase o. But i will over come it!

sawyerrola: looking at the pictures, even PURE na under-under statement. all this niger delta men too get taste. i dey think sey na only women dem sabi choose well. Chiteny, your eye too correct. you dey see road ehhhhhhhhh.

You never see my wife and you dey talk this one? When u see her, you go know say i no get 4:30 eyes. I like and follow good things just as you show me.

calculusx: [size=16pt]Who.is Chiteny?[/size]

Wow! So this is how my profile looks (can't believe i have not looked at it in years!)? i need to "touche" it up a bit.

sawyerrola: this space is reserved. (after i receive my 5% from sir Chiteny, i will comment)



no one does it better......than Calculusx

LOL. Good morning sir. I am very r...loyal sir. How the family?

Sir my madam needs a BB Porshe and that 5% will complete the money for it. Please can i go ahead to use it for her?

calculusx: [size=22pt]This song reminds me of the good old days ....Limited Edition is for Limited people with Class[/size]

For Honorables not yet in the house of assembly you meant......

^^^very beautiful. Always the best spec. for the perfect gentle man. Come to me my ride .

Row, Row, Row the boat, gently down the sea.
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life is like a dream.

wise_many2k: I ain't a catholic but we all know that the catholic church is the oldest denomination among churches. As a teenager, my mom wld serve only fish with any meal on good fridays cos it is said that "eating meat, chicken, or any fleshy meat on gd friday amounts to eating the flesh of Jesus" So i wanna know if there are other ppl out there that still stick to dis dogma?

As for me, don't ask me if i will eat meat or fish tomorrow..... #dazall

what is wrong about that? I thohgt Jesus said encouraged us to eat his flesh and drink his blood. This is exactly what i am doing today.

Where is my knife and that chicken

biolabee: The Bible allows for the woman to be handed over by her family to the man and it is presumed God is present blessing the union.

Nowhere in the bible did it state it must be done in a church. What we refer to as white wedding is a borrowed tradition fuelled by commercial considerations

Heck even abigail moved to davids house after nabal died

In my opinion, a traditional marriage where the couples parents are present in conjunction with a registry is sufficient.

Very on point. You wrote exactly what i wanted to write. Okiki_Oluwa please read up and understand

Okiki_Oluwa: As an African, I don't recognize a white wedding, but I know of Church wedding.
Biblically, couples can only stay together when they are legally married.
However, some circumstances may make partners to stay together before the Church marriage.

....and when is it considered that they are legally married?

I will go in with two green empty bottles (Pls don't ask where the liquid content went to ) and break them on each of their heads. This act will quieten the arena and force them to sit down at my request with a soft toned voice. Then, we will start a heart to heart talk in a peaceful environment.

...i hope you meant fight as exchange of blows and all?

OP, just support your wife throughout this pregnancy till she gives birth. Then if you like go for DNA test to confirm who the child belongs to. If it say the child is yours, forget about everything and live in peace with your family. If the test says the child is not yours, do what comes to your mind. i think this is the only valid proof you would have since your wife has denied everything.

amarush: Of course. Infact I see my husbands payslip and he sees mine, its no big deal. We plan and budget for the household together.

Good for you. But like i submitted earlier, its not a hard and fast rule. One man's meat is another man's dog. Its a "good to have if possible" but do not enforce it on any one. You know how to manage funds, so you can plan with your husband. What happens to those wives that don't know how to manage funds and can't plan with their husbands (and also dont have control over spending habits)?

OP, do you have this car for sale? How much is it and what method of payment would you prefer?

No i don't. But i don't think you got the point i made. The key words are moderation, good management, and proper placement of priorities.

Emerald, you need to clear up issues here. Your "fiancee" or "fiance" would not just ask you to commit abortion. What are his reasons for it? What is the story behind him settling for an abortion? Did you guys have some form of disagreements?

..you sell the batteries too? (200Ah, 12V) How much?

byvan: I don't see any big deal in that,for goodness sake how do people marry who theY can't trust with the knowledge of their income??

Not knowing a man's income is one of the major reasons why some women don't know when to demand.why won't she ask you for Brazillian if you keep strouting around in the house like Mr money in the bank.

Now,if I know my hubby earns 15k per month,Won't I use napkins instead of disposable diapers for the kids?Won't I prepare Ogbono soup instead of ofe Owerri??Won't I make rolling and setting instead of Rihanna's hair style?When a woman doesn't know your worth because you won't divulge,don't be pissed when she comes demanding what you can't afford. It takes an extremely fool*sh wife to demand for things she knows her man can't afford.For me,she has a right to know,just as you have a right to know hers as well.

Abeg all these couples hiding one thing or the other is something am not familiar with joor.

....and if she know he earns 500k per month, won't she rather stick to human hair than use those ordinary useless attachements. Won't she prefer to eat in a chinese "restorant" three times a day with her hubby instead of making meals at home?

On a general note, it depends on the couple involved. If i know it is one of the weaknesses of my spouse to mis-manage money and spend recklessly on things not needed, i won't want to lead her into temptation by disclosing how much comes into my coffers in the month (for family peace, safety, sanity and security)

Tgirl4real: Christianity is actually a religion as it has some ordinances of worship. In James, christianity is being described as a pure n true religion. Will get d scripture later.

So, what dis ppl display here is foolishness, greed, lack of contentment, desperation and not religion.

I might say Christianity is not really a religion as I do not really take it that way. I see it more like a lifestyle. The scripture you were looking for is James 1:27. It describes religion as the things we do in Christianity.

James 1:27 - Pure religion and undefined before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

FXKing2012: All Unrighteousness is sin but not every sin leads to hell:

1 John 5:16-18
King James Version (KJV)
16 If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for it.
17 All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death.

Question is how do u know what sin leads to hell? That is where this scripture comes in:

1 Thes. 5:22
"Abstain from all appearance of evil."

OP, I highlighted those two phrases to show you the difference between what you said and what the bible said. The two key words there are "Hell" and "Death". They both mean different things.as the bible rightly says, all unrighteousness is sin. But not all sin lead to death; death in this case representing physical death. If a man sees his brother commit sin that does not lead to his death, he stands in the place of responsibility to help him see his wrong and correct him in love; thus giving him life.

This is the simple explanation for that scripture. Sin leads all men to Hell, no matter the kind.

ijawkid: This is exactly what I've been asking..........is pregnancy suppose to be the main focus or fornication...??..........

Fornication is supposed to be the main focus, however pregnancy is presently for reasons best know to the them; misplaced priority by the organized church maybe.

Was not sure if I should have this topic in Family Section. However I felt many bible verses would be referred to, so I thought it's more appropriate here.

Recently, i got thinking of this topic going by the things I see and hear around me. So I ask, if someone does a traditional marriage with all rites and bride price fully fulfilled, is this union recognized by God, after the both families have fully recognized and accepted the marriage union? If not recognized by God, what else has one got to do to make it recognized by God? Organize a church wedding wedding?

I await your opinions. But also have it at the back of your mind that if the traditional marriage is recognized by God, why is there the need for the church wedding?

[quote author=MacDaddy01][/quote]Add this, How does the test catch a couple making love every second with condom one month before the wedding?

SELFWORTH: Your point?

"Marriage bed" as referred to in that verse is the bed after marriage and not before marriage. It actually exists after marriage is done.