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E fit be say na smoking him dey do and browsing. Or maybe a medical condition but he looks fit.. U know some people soaks their bodies with soap and water before scrubbing and rinsing. Or maybe he baths twice in the bathroom. Could also be making a serious call.

Chanchit: Just be careful of what you do in your house, xpecially when visitors are around, cos you go just see your thread for NL.
Btw, for a guy, 5mins is enough to bath.

Chanchit are u insinuating that i'm casting him here? But I was just too amazed and besides, I did not mention his name naa. Maybe if he is here, he would see this thread and reduce the number of minutes he baths in the bathroom.

Surprisingly all of you are on the same side that he maybe self servicing but I actually thought that initially but his bros dismissed the idea saying that washing his two feet alone takes time not to talk of the rest of his body but I still find it hard to believe. But come to think of it, let's say he's wasn't self servicing, what else do u think that can make an individual stay that long?

Please my fellow Nairalanders, help me explain how possible it is for someone to bath for one full hour, 22 minutes in the bathroom talk more of the fact that its a guy that does that, hmm..
Just went to my friend's family house this evening, he wanted us to go for an outing so we had to wait for his brother to bath and dress up. This guy entered the bathroom and came out 1 hour, 22 minutes later. Its not like its a bathroom that has a toilet or bathtub, I was amazed, my friend himself told me that it has been his brother's lifestyle and habit for very long time now.
Make una tell me what a slim guy like him is scrubbing to stay that long, I can't even spend up to 25 minutes in the bathroom. SMH!

She is not wearing her boyfriend's jean. That is what her jean is called.. Op is not refering to Rita Dominic's boyfriend here, this post is about her jean wear.

Some of the dislike posts above shows that most people put more interest on the wearer than d jean itself. That trend of Jean is mess.ing Hawt and ODD and that's the essence of the design, not made to fit like Jeggings or some pencil mouth fitted jean. Just like her Grandpa shirt. Look @ Dominic fashion sense, look @ Jim Iyke's too. I love the down part of the jean shaa. My opinion though.

snowprince07: Brb lemme ask my moma first

Yea go ahead, we are waiting....
#Team#plusGodminusDevil#

"Father bless and sanctify this food for us in Jesus name Amen, we cover this this food with the blood of Jesus".
That is the exact words used by our parents to raise us to pray before food with our right hand spread over the food.
Do you know that up till this adult age, all six of us still say that exact prayer over food before eating. Its funny shaa, I have tried to changge words but couldn't. Do you experience that too? Share yours..

Lovexme: So, you wrote all that epistle just to come up with a cringe-worthy question?

Clap for yourself.

are you for real Lovexme? Its just a question and harmless at that, its a thing of the conscience so don't kill me besides, u must not answer it ok. "Yes or no" is not mandated but contributions is also needed even advices too. Common.. don't be like that!

Promiscuity is a factor that contributes and has contributed to the failure of many relationships in our past, present and possibly future times.
Engagements has also been broken. It entails of both males and females so no particular group is exempted, by the way, Promiscuity can be defined as an indiscriminate choice of having different sex partners at a time, u can also define as having many casual se.x.ual partners frequently and making promises to different partners often in order to go down with them. It is attached mostly to having carnal knowledge of different people especially for the males but not so far also from the fact that the females involve in that just to get material things and otherwise. It is a very wrong thing to do as we should be health conscious and plan ahead.
Gone are the days when it was the call of the day but now, with the economic situation of our dear country and fast moving dispensation and computer age we are in. Most individuals has wise ned up to sought their adventures through other means than through Promiscuous attitude. Check yourselves, friends, partners because we may still be in it indirectly without knowing as many now uses the word "Friends with Benefit" to deceive themselves. Are you promiscuous?

Some friends are better than brothers.. There are friends that can aid you in some difficult situations and show their undying assistances. Those friends are ready to risk and make sacrifices for you and you can count on them never to betray you.
On the other hand, some friends are just there.. No leave no transfer, to eat and rip you off, to encourage you into spending the little you have. They love to have fun, party all the time, not ever wanting to hussle or work hard, that's friends in times of bounty but not in need. Most are just there to destroy your relationship or even snatch your partner and destroy your relationship.
How well do you know your friend and can you describe him or her briefly and why you would rather prefer him or her to a thousand friends? How did you both meet? Do you have regrets for ever having or meeting a particular person in your life so far? But remember that some friends exist in your life and go as eye openers so we can retrace our trust issues and learn some lessons. So much to elaborate on this sensitive topic. Can you be bold enough to accept chastising from your friend and would you be bold enough to confront your friend to discuss any wrong done to you by him or her without having quarrels or even if you had misunderstanding, would you have the mind to approach him or her to settle your differences? I have a good friend called Favour, she has been everything to me, we do have our differences but then we have weathered so many difficult storms. Infact, she is just like a family member to us, you may even mistake us to be blood sisters. Anyway who is your friend?

Joy83: What she did was very wrong. Saying Okochi may not be wrong but her inability to defend her public convincingly. She was also faulted for lack of self control even in the public.
Sincerely speaking, I would not like to employ such person especially for that sensitive position "Media Officer" because she is liable to attract bad label to the organization.
P.S: Let's learn how to control ourselves because what goes around comes around. Little mistake can cause great havoc, and cause journey of one year a decade.

Thank ma.

ignis: When has it become formal to ask someone if he/she is a virgin in an interview setting? Op, I don't blame you... I could feel the shock and surprise in you as you heard the question.
Assuming you answered either yes/no, another useless question would have accompanied your answer like; Why are you still a virgin at this age, At what age did you loose your virginity or How did you loose it?
That's invasion of privacy for Christ sake.

ofcourse dear you are right on point, hmm the thing tire me, anyway maybe because I hv never encountered such question before but since I've thrown it out for open discussion, I hv learnt my lesson.

francleanflexy: an interview between chocolateme and the boss

...boss: are u a virgin ?

40 seconds silence

chocolateme: n...yes
boss: y are u a virgin ?
chocolateme: i dont know sir
boss: is ur virginity due to lack of opportunity or are u forming holy or are u a eunuch ?
chocolateme: sir pls i dont understand these ur questions oh
boss: u know my daughter also works here so i want to know what ur reaction will be if u are alone with her inside a bedroom.
chocolateme: OKOCHI !!!

The rest is history...

LWKMD... Hahahahaha I will strangle u with one hand if I catch u. Some people eh!! Lol.

hakunajay: Lol... But what has being a virgin got to do with the job? You should have asked him if he is a virgin too... Nonsense!

no be small thing oo my brother, the same thing my brother asked me, my siblings laugh tire that day. Okochi! Maybe he is a monk.

OKOCHI: Just like one popular Nollywood movie actor named Chiwetalu Agu always uses one funny word or the other in his movie roles, nyanya mpu, mmiri ezooo, ibiku nteje, what an idiosyncracy, uwa na acho ikpu ka ana acho ikpu ozo!! and the rest of them, that is how I became accustomed to using the above word "OKOChI" it means (dry season) don't and can't really know how I started over using the word after staying longer with my friend who constantly uses the word. I lost an opportunity of getting a good job or not .It may sound like a joke but i'm very serious, i got an invitation for an interview in one production company, on the D day I dressed smartly and left for the interview. After all the time wasting and written test, the time came for oral interview.
We were all called in one after the other until it got to my turn, I stepped into the office with confidence though I could hear my own heartbeat that instant. I was ushered to sit down and then :
The boss (handsome middle-aged man though but has a stern looking face) : How are you today?
Me: (smiling Broadly) : i'm very well tnx sir
The boss (going through my CV on his table) : As a public media officer if you are made one, tell me how you can be able to independently and effectively convince a big targeted shot into investing in our company.
Me: tnx sir.. I can do that effectively and successfully if the company can aid me by providing enough documentation of their previous successful engagements with evidences and proof so as to facilitate my presentation and been able to communicate and bring him in as a customer. Tnx.
After few other questions, he proceeded to ask me a question that prompted me into creating this thread:
The boss: Are you a VIRGIN?
Me: OKOCHI!!!!!! (with a shock and unexpected expression on my face)
The boss: pardon
Me: Nothing sir, just an expression sir.
The boss: what is the meaning of what you just exclaimed?
Me: Nothing sir, just a slip of the tongue sir.
The boss: Alright then, we are through, you can go, we shall contact you soon.
Me: thanks sir
The boss: you are welcome.
I waited and expected but they never called me, even the lady among the recruitment team I collected her number told me over the phone that I had 92% on the written test and that I hv an opportunity of been called. But I was never called. I feel its the stupid six letter word "Okochi" that contributed to it.
Don't adopt such attitudes to yourselves as it may change some perceptions about u as a human. Are you also addictive to it? What normally comes out of your mouth at every little reaction? Mine is Okochi!!!!! What's yours?

tosscash1: then u are a bastard!!
sorry oo i dont mean u dont know ur parents oo
i mean ur post is a bastard

this juvenile display of yours is the main reason why some individuals do call their fellows "Bastards"

The use of that term "Bastard" has been there for decades, it is a term that depicts negativity, its not a friendly term and it is a choice of words mostly used by people even when they are oblivious of its meaning but just to mete out their anger.
It has diverse meanings. (a) an individual born by unmarried parents, an illegitimate child. (b) it is a vicious despicable word or slang used on a thoroughly disliked person.
Knowing one's parents even though they are unmarried, does it qualify one to be called a bastard or is it when you don't know either of one's parents? For me, Nobody is a bastard because everyone was conceived through the same course whether or not they know their parents, most people never knew their parents even before birth as a result of premature deaths, so cannot automatically be refereed to as bastards.
What's your opinion on this?

Your teeth yellow like urine sample.

I doubt she is ever going to be happy judging from the word used by the op. "MISERY" man. Hmm. Just passing....

caseless: What is he in politics for?

he is the commissioner for Culture and Tourism Delta State (on his 2nd tenure currently). Once worked under him as his permanent Secretary's secretary. Very straightforward man.

I just hope that other form of ailments would not arise to people's health as a result of over consumption of that bitter kola because people would definitely abuse it in the course to avoid contracting Ebola Virus. I feel too much f that bitter kola may not be good to the heart and blood, correct me if i'm wrong.

ExpressBooking: bitter kola and not kolanut please

oh! Ok thanks plenty

ExpressBooking: I think you are right on this. They claim alcohol based sanitizers can inhibit transmission of the virus through contact. it means the alcohol based sanitizer either eliminates the virus or washes it off from one's hand and probably into the water. all the same we hope and pray God intervenes divinely in this case.

my dear that's it shaa... But we shall be using every preventive measures even the kolanut also just for us to protect our lives and that of our loved ones. I really don't understand how an innocent medical doctor will apply every protective measure including creams and protective gears to examine an Ebola carrier patient and still end up contracting the infection. God expunge it off our existence.Amen.

We all know the reason for the usage of that Ebola sanitising cream, to prevent us from contracting the virus. If the world health organisations and others health practitioners all over the world even UK doctors has confirmed Ebola Virus as incurable, then how effective is the Ebola hand sanitising cream?
If the disease can't be cured, how can just an ordinary hand sanitising cream ward it off as a preventive avenue or method? It means the Virus can be cured. it can really be cured. That hand cream is meant to neutralise the disease once we come in contact with a carrier or shake hands with them. Now the mix-up here is that I want to understand if the virus in that person which would have infected the other individual can actually be neutralised on contact or is it just mere consolation? How can it be for preventive purposes yet I don't see the advantages of its effectiveness when the Virus in question is highly infectious and incurable. We can as well use the cream as body cream bcs most of us enter public transport vehicles, People of great and better understanding of this case should make me understand pls.

The general lifestyles of people in the society has taken up almost all our spare time for God threrby taking most of our prayer lives away.
So admist all theses busy schedules and all, even going to bed at night without saying their night prayers. Do we still spare little time to wake up by midnight and pray and also thank God for his grace? When did you pray last talk more of midnight prayer.
We should be aware that most times, it is at night that forces of darkness and the wickedness at high places happen to operate so we should watch and pray.

Atmmachine: BIG NYASH stinks alot, if you doubt me ask idowuogbo,texanomaly,chocolateme and BAbymama.
;DBIG NYASH sTinks alot, if you doubt me ask idowuogbo,texanomaly,chocolateme and BAbymama.

Atmmachine... You want to die by strangling abi?

Abbey2sam: don't really mean all those $hit I wrote

I understand u wella

dridowu: how do you detect "good intention" ? Don't forget that we are humans and we can all code until we get what we want.
@topic, as for me , though i will give my friend the go ahead but still yet i will talk to my sister(s) to think about it seriously before saying YES . If my friend go fvck up, then i guess that is the end of "best friend" but friend only .

on point

Abbey2sam: All I know is that I can phuck my friends sister..........

even the mom........that's if she's still attractive .......

brothers code my a$$

Abbey we are not fighting here.. Hmmm harsh choice of words. Kudos to u though but not ur Friend's mom ok?

OkikiOluwa1: Will I marry my sister?
No?
What's to be scared of or uncomfortable with is if that friend is a womanizer or has bad character.

Last Bullet
If I v a good friend that's single, I ll be glad if he marry my sister.

wow!!!! Cool@ your last bullet