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ProgrammingRe: I Want To Go Into Tech; What Field Should I Choose? by chokovirus: 5:50pm On Dec 06, 2023
Julius209:
Okay boss ,Thank you. I will come back to share my testimony by the Grace of God.Thanks once again. It means a lot to me.
Bros how far? We are still waiting for your testimony o 🤣🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Runcie Mike Dies Hours After Preaching At A Burial by chokovirus: 9:06pm On Jul 02, 2023
E get why Surgeon no dey usually operate on person wey dey close to am. I wonder why he should be the one to officiate at the funeral ceremony of a loved one.
Car TalkRe: The Effect Of Fuel Subsidy Removal On The Prices Of Cars by chokovirus: 6:05pm On Jun 06, 2023
There’s a new hike in the tariff for imported cars with effect from June 23. Hence, the prices of cars will likely increase.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Speaks On Tinubu’s Alleged Dual Citizenship (Video) by chokovirus: 10:41am On Apr 17, 2023
DOptical:
Guinea citizenship that has Nigeria Lagos as the province? Fashola didn't answer the question bcause you've got to provide proven facts first, not trash! He's a legal practitioner who knows this! Not a riffraff.

That's why I said social media needs to be restricted like South Korea and Japanese. Writing trash in the name of Cloutshasing shouldn't be a career. This is for David hundeyin and his likes. In saner clime, such people would find themselves in prison! Same David hundeyin was sent out of Oxford university for example! That's a sane clime.

Some worthless talentless people would just come on social media to write trash for clout chasing.. In a sane clime, such people would found their useless ass in prison! Imagine the nonsensical social media craziness these days.

Anyone without a certified journalism degree with registered media house has no business writing trash! Even at that, you have to come correct! Lots of things need to be in place TBH. Even our legislators who don't have law degrees and Bar exam excellence have no business there! Politics shouldn't be a career! Neither is clout chasing!
There’s no way you would try to defend your Agbado master without sounding foolish. Even when you try to mask your ignorance with highfaluting grammar. International passports reflect the bearer’s place of birth which must not necessarily be a province within the issuing country.
Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by chokovirus: 6:23pm On Jan 02, 2023
I have done 200km/hr with a Toyota Avalon ship along Abaji Highway. Omo that road sweet die o.
PoliticsRe: CBN Spends ₦‎800 Billion On Currency Production, Destruction by chokovirus: 8:06am On Dec 25, 2022
nigerianoakman:
If 80% of the BNs are hoarded by private individuals, is she saying therefore that 800 billion was sent on the 20% banked notes.
I was looking for a smart person that will think along this line. Since it was already established that over 80% of our currency has been hoarded. It means it’s only 20% that’s been recirculated within the banking system and that these huge sums is being spent on maintaining this 20%. This is an indicator of the magnitude of corruption that’s involved in this report. If una like make una no vote wisely. Continue to justify rubbish and make baseless comparison with dollars.
SportsRe: Pictures From The FIFA Legends Cup In Qatar by chokovirus: 7:47am On Dec 17, 2022
Did anybody see that portion that stated that Yakubu scored a goal at close range just like the one he missed at the World Cup? ��. That goes to show that he was given an opportunity to redeem his image.
AutosRe: 2012 Honda Civic - 2.250m by chokovirus: 6:24am On Jun 28, 2022
Still available?
Car TalkRe: Please How Do Identify A Good Belgium Car Bumper by chokovirus(op): 6:33am On Mar 25, 2022
slimmoney:
belgium car bumbers always come painted with different colors cause it was removed from an existing car while new bumbers always come in unpainted black colors (like all this black buckets we usually use to fetch water to bathe)
Thanks boss. I will appreciate any other helpful clues.
Car TalkPlease How Do Identify A Good Belgium Car Bumper by chokovirus(op): 7:35pm On Mar 24, 2022
Good evening my car gurus. Please I need clues on how to identify a very good direct Belgium car bumper. Please save a soul!
ComputersRe: (PRICE REDUCED) Lenovo Yoga 730, Core I5 12gig RAM , 256GB SSD FOR 180k by chokovirus: 2:58am On Feb 10, 2022
Ztech:
Still available
Location?
Christianity EtcRe: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by chokovirus: 9:59pm On Nov 23, 2021
Lol… how’s that one my wahala? Already she has agreed to join me in my church.
Ubenedictus:
if she doesn't marry in the Catholic church...then there will be a bit of wahala for you.

She will need permission from her bishop to ask a priest to witness that marriage in your church and dépense her from the form of marriage and I don't know a single case off the top of my head when a Nigerian bishop has granted that.

To put it in simple terms, if you wed in your church, it won't be recognised in the Catholic church, it is almost the same as if she is committing fornication. She will not be able to receive communion or participate actively in her church. Reconsider o
Christianity EtcRe: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by chokovirus: 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2021
franchasng:
lol.

Give her belle grin
That one has already been done ��
Christianity EtcRe: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by chokovirus: 10:20am On Nov 09, 2021
franchasng:
For where? We did at my parents' Church not even my own shocked shocked grin
Okay. That’s better. Mine agreed to leave the Catholic Church but we will do a white wedding there. But right now I don’t think that will happen again tho because if we are to wed in the Catholic Church I would have to consent to her remaining there and also making sure the kids are trained in the Catholic manner.
Christianity EtcRe: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by chokovirus: 2:16am On Nov 08, 2021
franchasng:
My wife was a catholic, staunch member, those type they call Umu Mary (daughter of Mary), she also insisted at the beginning, but with time she agreed but on one condition; that I allow her worship in Catholic after marriage and I agreed that Church is Church, the only denomination I am scared of are the White garments because of their mixture of Christianity with fetishism and ifaism.

After our wedding, whenever I am around she attends her Catholic while I attend my own denomination.

But with time, no be person tell her that it's riskier for her allowing me to be attending my Church that have the most hottest chicks in Naija as a single young man, she had to run follow me, I even refused that please stick to our agreement, she said ehen, seems you are eyeing some girls in that your Church, and that was the last time she attended Catholic church and now she enjoys my Church more than I do lol.


Same happened to one of my elder bro.


Ladies are more attached to their religious beliefs than men, and that's why they fall prey to bad men masquerading as men of God.



If she can't accept your terms of letting you stick to your Catholic while she stick to hers, please let her go, she won't make a good partner for you.

Mind you, love is not enough reason to marry anybody, be it man or woman, marriage is beyond romantic love.

If you weren't a Christian then I will agree with her, but you are a Christian of another denomination created by man, so who is she to decide for you? Please free her, time will reset her brains.



Is it easy to find a young man ready to get married nowadays. It is easier for any girl or lady to get a sex mate or boyfriend or dates, but very difficult to get a husband, na time go teach her that truth
Wow…. Did you have to wed her in the Catholic Church?
AutosRe: Rx330 Lexus 2005 Model Forsale(2 units) by chokovirus: 10:12pm On Jan 14, 2021
2.4m. Location?
NYSCRe: NYSC : 20 Corps Members Withdrawn Over Cult Attacks In Bayelsa Community by chokovirus: 9:28am On May 12, 2019
Gosh.. This is not Nigerian English at all. Which one is 'adolescent leader'?. Why not use 'persist' instead of 'persevere' and 'investigation' rather than 'examination'?
TravelRe: "Aero Contractors Dropped Passengers At Benin Airport, Put Them In Car To Warri" by chokovirus: 8:39am On Apr 10, 2019
You are very much on point. On my last trip to Germany, i had my flight from Nuremberg to Frankfurt cancelled without prior notice. Lufthansa arranged a taxi for same journey.
PeachtreeReside:
And the people who have never stepped outside of the shores of Nigeria will start comparing what and where they are yet to experience.... undecided����


Who knows why it happened? Who knows what God prevented by their dropping them off by car.

She can still say she "flew" to Warri...���
AgricultureRe: Nigeria Overtakes Egypt As Largest Rice Producer In Africa’ by chokovirus: 9:24pm On Mar 04, 2019
[quote author=Myde4naija post=76353192]it has actually improve cos before now we don't even export up to 1000tonnes.[/quote

Oga read that article very well and stop extrapolating or concocting. It did not make any reference to exportation[color=#006600][/color].
AgricultureRe: Nigeria Overtakes Egypt As Largest Rice Producer In Africa’ by chokovirus: 9:12pm On Mar 04, 2019
The article stated that Nigeria overtook Egypt because her rice production fell by 40% . this does not in anyway imply that Nigeria's production has improved.
PoliticsRe: Christian Votes Will Make Atiku President~Governor Wike by chokovirus: 8:19am On Feb 12, 2019
Judging by the calibre of comments i can see here, it is obvious that people just read headlines and jump to conclusion. So so disheartening!!![i]
HealthRe: Private Use Of Marijuana Legalised In South Africa by chokovirus: 6:44pm On Sep 18, 2018
DELTACHAINSMOKER:
I think people need to be
educated to the fact that
marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is a plant, a herb and a
flower. God put it here. If He
put it here, he wants it to grow, he wants us to use it. What gives the
gov'ment the right to say God is wrong?


The illegality of marijuana is an insult to God's own creation.

It is something that grows naturally on our planet. Making marijuana illegal is unnatural!
Marijuana is made on earth, God made it for a reason so we can take it, feel good and take the pain away.

Alcohol, tobacco. They kill faster than a bullet but they are legal. Valium, prozac all that stuff are all legal. Go to a doctor, get it and overdose on it.

So why my beautiful maryjane? Why did they choose to pick on mj.

Maryjane has done nobody no wrong.

Maryjane is the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me.

Up marijuana!!! I love you mj.


I smoke marijuana everyday and it has never ever done me wrong.


#legalizeMJ
God also created Tobacco, poisonous species of mushrooms and reptiles. Feel free to consume them nau.
TravelRe: Top 20 Busiest Airports In The World By Passenger Traffic by chokovirus: 5:25pm On Sep 12, 2018
I have flown both Frankfurt and Istanbul and noticed It i that although Frankfurt is more busier than Istanbul yet it is more organised with shorter waiting times. If I had not seen this list I would have thought otherwise.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Kareem Waris: Ecobank Signs Adoption Agreement With Parents Of Artist by chokovirus: 3:59pm On Sep 09, 2018
SoftP:
APC and publicity stunt... Same way Oshiomole promised to train the Stowaway boy in August 24, 2013

He blocked all his way for sponsorship and later abandoned the dude.

NEVER TRUST APC PROMISES..


still waiting for $1 to #1


ONLY GOD CAN INTERVENE
Thats right. Do you know the whereabout of the stowaway boy?
RomanceRe: Top5 Countries That Offer Sex Cheaply by chokovirus: 10:12am On Sep 08, 2018
The fact that Germany and switzerland made the list and we no see France and Italy makes it a fake list.
HealthRe: Nigerian Man Collapses After Donating Blood, Forced To Pay N7,000 To Get It Back by chokovirus: 6:57am On Jun 05, 2018
The reason I'd rather donate my blood only when I av identified a needy recipient or take the pains of locating any NBTS office instead of allowing those vampires make a merchandise of my blood
TravelRe: Travelling To Russia For The 2018 World Cup Let’s Meet Here by chokovirus: 7:48pm On May 28, 2018
I already have a valid schengen visa and will be in Netherland foe dt period.I intend to watch the semis IFF Naija qualifies. What will it cost me to do that apart from the accommodation plans for the night?
TravelRe: Travelling To Russia For The 2018 World Cup Let’s Meet Here by chokovirus: 7:43pm On May 28, 2018
Zaytun11:
Dear chikovirus
Kindly delete it from your medulla system that everybody has such devil plans as u, perhaps am totally different
In fact i have bn traveling around de global since 2006 n i haven't been illegal migrant just once n i don't commit any crime since then till date so tell me what exactly can pilot me to use force or fake documents !!!huh
U also mentioned something about my intention towards going to Russia 2018 that i have an hidden agenda, chikovirus tell me what exactly can it be my hidden agenda from what I've mentioned earlier in my post?? I beg u with the Mighty God to flash back n read my post gently,
Lastly my big niga dnt expect any reply from me n try to think deeper before you submit any comment bcs we have diff paths ahead, work ur way n let others be..
Thanks n stay blessed
Just by looking at your profile and your post reveals that your intention for travelling is to abscond to Finland from Russia. In this era of social media profiling, if the e-mail address you used to purchase that ticket is the same as the one u used for nairaland then you might just be bringing yourself out. Just giving you a lil brain for ya safety because I even want you to succeed so that you can contribute to the diasporean cash influx to 9ja. No fighting bro. I wish u well.
TravelRe: Travelling To Russia For The 2018 World Cup Let’s Meet Here by chokovirus: 11:54am On May 28, 2018
Zaytun11:
Thank you so much but I don't think i deserve such embarrassment from u
Zaytun is a very funny dude. A big time learner sha... Lemme just hope that's not his real pix because he has his identity and intentions are very well known.

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