₦airaland Forum

The weekends would soon start getting more interesting for some folks - cable-wise. We no go hear word again!

(Sigh) Hmmmm

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Does that mean the book you were referring to is imaginary?
At least I gave the source of my quotation for verification.

infidelguy:
oh you are quoting from a book? lol, well i read another book that says only fools recognize other fools, so thank you for confirming that the God of the bible is a FOOL.

peace

Could you please give the name of the book you quoted from? So that I could verify.

firebrand:
Posted by: Chongaiman
Insert Quote
Rectified

- turning the other cheek:- Matthew 5:39 rectified in Surah 5:33, 8:12
- number of wives:- Matthew 19:5, Mark 10:11 rectified in Surah 4:3
- Jesus' death:- Matthew 27:35, John 19:18 rectified in Surah 4:157
- sons of God:- John 1:12 rectified in Surah 5:18, 5:118

infidelguy:
both the bible and quran na absolute rubbish, it is better for you christians and muslims to make better use of them by supplying them to weed smokers and akara sellers, that way it will benefit mankind better than you wasting time reading the fairy tales they contain!!

peace 

Let me quote what the Bible thinks of you. Psalms 14:1, 53:1:-
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God, "

Another quote about 'fools'. Proverbs 17:28:-
"Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding."

Peace

1luvkipsus:
GSM,Natinal ID card,sustainance of democracy & national unity.

DEMOCRACY? IN 9JA? SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU - WE ONLY HAVE CIVILIAN MISRULE!

Added many words, phrases and sentences to our national vocabulary:
Do or die affair
Cabal
Zoning
Third term
The oil flowed from the north to the south
and so on,

Rectified as in:
- instead of turning the other cheek, why not take punitive measures against those who wouldn't follow your way?
- instead of having just one wife, why not as many as four?
- instead of the 'tragedy' of Jesus' death, haba! why should a good 'man' die such death?
- instead of being called God's sons, what! such audacity! are we not privileged to be even called his slaves?
Need I go on?

It is a very useful company to me since it puts bread on one of my relative's table.
Of course we should all by now know that there's nothing like free meal.

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And what should be done to the players?

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Funny pic
Nearly ROTFLOL

IBB wants to save Nigeria.
I want to save IBB!!

For those against this private initiative (as if it's their family's wealth that would be used), here's a record that may satisfy your proclivities:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/amazing_feats/unusual_skills/most_cockroaches_eaten.aspx

Who would start the campaign for the right of the cockroaches to life?!!!

After all said and done, remember to give the Devil his due!
Tried hard to recollect any incident of religious crises in the North while he was in power.
Can't think of ANY!
Who else other than Abacha could put a Christian to administer KANO and nothing happened?!
I doubt if even the Evil Genius could have such guts!
Bayelsans would everly be grateful for their own state.
And these are just tip of the iceberg!

(Guy walks into a fast food outlet, supermarket etc in 9ja)

Guy: (Clears his throat)Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please!

(People around slowly at first, gradually look towards his direction)

Guy: I AM HONOURED TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM A NAIRALANDER!!!

(Imagine you are one of the listeners -  what actions would most likely follow?)  

Do I hear applauses, whistling, hand claps?

bawomolo:
why does the NW deserve none?

NW has 7 states already. All other zones have 6 each save for SE which has only 5.

chyz:
[size=18pt] ‘New state may emerge October’
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Written by Kunle Oderemi, Lagos Monday, 02 August 2010



BARRING any last minute change by the authorities, new states may be announced on October 1, to coincide with the 50th independence anniversary of the country.

A source told the Nigerian Tribune in Lagos, at the weekend, that the thinking in official quarters was to make it a special gift for the agitators for new states on the historic date.

The source hinted that the plan was for President Goodluck Jonathan to announce the new states in his national broadcast to mark the independence anniversary.

But the source was silent on the level of collaboration of the presidency with the National Assembly, which had received hordes of memoranda for new states.

There was also no clue on the number of states that might be created, though the authorities had said the whole exercise would be based on merit.

About 25 requests for new states had been tabled before the National Assembly by various groups to replace the existing 36 state structure.

Some of the proposed states include Lagoon state from Lagos; Oke-Ogun from Oyo; Oduduwa from Osun and Savannah from Borno.

It will be recalled that the Senate President, David Mark, recently promised the creation of new states in line with the yearnings of the people.


http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/9071-new-state-may-emerge-october

This article is speculative in nature - nothing tangible in it. It's interspersed with words like may be, might and may.What or who does 'official quarters' refer to? There's nothing here to lose sleep over. Nevertheless, I for one, desire a new state because I am more or less a second class citizen in my state due to reasons of religion and ethnicity which even came to the fore recently when GEJ selected his VP.

I pray for Innoson's success. I also pray that the company as it grows, would not start behaving like HiTV which has clearly proved to lack innovation .

With these type of leaders, God save Ogun State. God save Nigeria.

Whoever so desires IBB to rule 9ja again (Oloun maje) must have been a beneficiary of his 8-year misrule which promised a lot things but but ended up bastardizing the country to the extent that there was no proper head of state or govt in place at the time he left Aso Rock. For those people whose relevance can only be through IBB, keep on day-dreaming. In a couple of months you'll wake up to face the harsh reality.

During the service, a hymn by the choir (actually a prayer for the couple) titled, 'The Divine Wedding Guest.'

Nayah:
Litmus, Cameroon is not a FRENCH but a GERMAN colony and we still have relations with germans. And every single AFRICAN COUNTRY is not INDEPENDANT you think Nigeria is? well youmight be dreaming, it's not because you guys have oil and exploit it that your are in the same equal feet with westerneres thinking this would be a real fantasy. So as you can see Europe still  have a lot of children including Nigeria! And don't forget we have realtion with british as well cause we are a bilingual country, Senegal Gabon or Congo are different from Cameroon

That is to say Cameroon's strength is dependent on European countries! In the 21st Century? Na which kain neo-colonialism be dis? Since Cameroon can't fight on her on, then she's not acting out her own script - she's most likely a puppet dancing to the tune of the European puppeteers. In reality we are just venting our spleen on nothing. This matter is a non-issue.

It's over a year now since the last post. Glo is now in 6 African countries - which should be nothing short of miraculous considering the way vituperations were poured on it. I believe more people are being employed as the company grows. That is a plus for Adenuga.
As predicted in their earliest adverts, 9ja now has a world class telecoms company (so tay Ghana don dey jealous). That's another plus. Meanwhile I stopped using my Glo line almost a year ago cos of what I believed to be rather high tariffs. Nevertheless I wish the company success as it is a rare 9ja success story.

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Go to the Obudu Ranch stuff thread and you'll see how nationalistic and patriotic we can be.
Nobody should be stopped from opining especially if it is good stuff.
So long as our leaders remain shameless, pessimism would pervade.

Sagamite:
You are retarded.

You are a slowpoke.

This in your retarded world is progress.

The progress you got from SE when your 23 year olds could not run anymore and work hard on the pitch.

slowpoke, go and get a trailer to crush your cement brain!

PROGRESSIVE?

Curse soul!

Language! Which kind of re-education would you expect with such choice of words?

O boy! The North Korean girls are looking too 'calendarised' to be under-20 girls.

Andre Uweh:
This Falconets will beat Germany silly. The first step to that is for the Nigerian coach to get in touch with me A.S.A.P or else,,,

Not so fast Bros! The Germans have not drawn a single match so far, not to even talk of losing. They have scored the highest number of goals so far in this tournament and are the favourites to lift the cup. Instead of bragging, we should start prayer and fasting sessions so that at worst, we could have a replication of our match with the US.

Meanwhile I can imagine how bad the Colombians must be feeling.
At the end of it all only one country would go home smiling, the other 15 will leave less happy than the champs.

So do we now agree that what (9ja) men can do, (9ja) women can do better?

on paper their ages is one thing but looking at their faces, NLers talk true

twinskenny:
Can they withstand d pressure?

most likely. we still have better possession

marutimon:
This is good:
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer2.9.swf?cid=5110620&password=123

u go c 2 chop
u go c 2 spend
e go dey better 4 u
adupe o