₦airaland Forum

berbs:
Always use this with banana and milk.

How much is that and where can I get it?

iCauseTrouble:
Even if Atiku or Tinubu pick me as their running mate, I will still vote for Peter Obi.

This dude is funny

Maxymilliano:
Atiku my man ... Anything to move the country forward is welcomed

Na people like you dey put this country in a deep shit, because of the small peanut you gain or your useless sentiment.

Don’t forget I told you this 4years coming...

As in weda we go fit see am here for Naija

Afamsi:
Show us their markets and ghettos. Even the dirtiest state has few neat areas

You mean trenches, right?

Valardoerhis:
Ha ,they will smell pepper

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Is the Netflix for real or just part of hustle (sc*m)

He deserves the rigging
He should also leak his own video of rigging too
He’s angry probably maybe because that person rigged more than he did

Did you know that northerners are making a huge money from this terrorism stuff they do?

After wasting resources searching and trying to stop you from killing more souls for years then you will come out one day and say that you have surrendered, from there you will get famous and still be cashing out from there too

North have really finished this quan3

5 mark

Gracelander:
I never knew this is what heart break feels like, I'm shattered and broken.

I started dating him from 100 level till we graduated, it's been five years now. We suffered and passed through a lot together, I made a lot of sacrifices for him and even had two painful abortions for him.

But he always complained that I got fat and he liked slim girls, he broke up with me in the most excruciating manner. I noticed changes a few months back but he kept lying to me not knowing he was seeing another girl.

The girl chatted me up few days back to know her stand and I told her everything, he even posted pictures he had with the girl, this is someone that hates pictures and hardly takes one with me regardless of how much I beg. He doesn't even post his own pictures but he's already posting the girls pictures.

The girl is his spec and more attractive than me... I'm just ashamed of myself. The girl decided to stick with him even after everything I told her so she could leave him including the abortion part.

I've wished him well but I'm in serious pain, I've been crying for days now and unable to eat. I gave him everything, he was my first ever guy. I wish he could come back, I'm ready to forgive him.

How can move on from this heart break, it's killing me slowly.

It’s not over
Wipe your tears �











And chat me up let me f::ck hun out of your mind

lathrowinger:
Pandora will still leave the party and join ipob party.


Werey dey disguise


Ritualist in human form....

Some of you just want someone that will mention you, just for you to be sure that you are not alone in this world

pricklewane:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a million times beta than the Pandora failure if you chose not to reason out of bigotry n sentiment. Is antecedent speak for itself.

Please enlighten me more about tinubu being the best of them all

pricklewane:
This Pandora Criminal sha continue to fool foolish igbos. I am glad he understands other Nigerians ain't fooled with his gimmick.

He should sha be magnanimous enough to settle the cab guy from the hard currency he stashed in his daughter's Pandora account.

I am not sure the fool can pay out of the two hundred million Naira cash he was caught with in Lagos. Isn't it funny a gov can be caught red-handed with N250 million cash n he lied that he paid a contractor cash n same contractor chose to carry the cash in the gov convey to Lagos. That is what the promoter of this criminal want Nigerians to over. Note that this bastard carry similar or more amount each time he visit Lagos n he dies that 3 to 4 time monthly as gov of Anambra. This is insider report o not fabricated.

Please who do you think we should vote for?

Maybe they were working on his barehead to grow back then they can decide to marry

[quote author=Tonero5200 post=113081827]Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back

Lol � you sef know he will be back for you � �

Dude man up and tell that his stupid fucking brother that you are no longer a kid and you are fine period.
Na your fear make the girl they use you anyhow.
Man up! And if anything should come up let me know so I can tell you what next to do, before that bitch run you down

Rastaramsey:
Perverted pervert...

You are calling him a pervert but has nothing to say about the said public toilet prostitute desperately looking for a client

You are the pervert bro

Babapyro:
Not only do they not matter,if them like make Dem submit am leg to leg turkey has already said no,they can't join.
Moreover this nonentity are not Ukraine,they don't have Soviet blood in them and Russia couldn't careless about Thier existence, as we speak nukes are already being positioned at Their border,if they do join NATO they go from one of the supposed happiest country in the world to a country with nuclear weapons deployed to their border pointing at them
ready to go off any minute.

Sometimes I just imagine how hatred becloud most of you peoples brain. What if turkey finally accept their application, what will you do?
Or is turkey the only country that formed nato?
Are they the head of nato?!

Prosperous111:
Make dem go ask tontolet she fit Dey bang one senator like that then she come report the guy to get revenge

Lol

Jondelng:
Ameachi and Tinubu are the only people that can rule this country, I say this with bitterness because wolves too much...even a sitting president wife dey complain.

Osibanjo, Bakare, Obi, if Nigeria was America will make better presidents, but unfortunately you don't send a sheep to guard wolves.

Baba you get brain �

So wetin carry oshomole picture enter the matter

That Hausa guy na amateur journalism em dey do

Dorwadora:
There's nothing wrong in using cottonwool or tampon for menstruation. Not all women like to use pad. Some women prefer the use of "cup" sef

Anyways, their wahala..... Celebrities breakup no dey ever dey mature.

Cup kwa?!

Germi9:
So i lodged in a hotel in Benin City,controlled one Hausa girl from Maiduguri ,the moment we checked in ,this girl period start,meanwhile for the other room na so one guy and him babe dey knack, the babe dey shout please daddy dont kill me, chaii !! I say which kind wahala be dis na!!! Who send me control dis girl come from Maiduguri ..las las i drive the girl cos my hotel money dey waste

Lol

Smarkest:
Maybe the employer is a dwarf and he believes you are mocking him

Sense no go kill you � � �

Excel129:
Why can't we give this same treatment to those who really deserve it? Our politicians are looting us dry and still purchasing forms for hundreds of millions to go and loot some more, yet we're quiet.

Baba you wan go beat person wey carry security wey hold gun?

Searchingvictor:
This serious





Somebody should please lend me 30k, I need to pay for my house rent tomorrow. I'll pay back my mid next month. Please

Borrow from your landlord or landlady na

Searchingvictor:
Lol. You dey follow king enjoy life e dey sweet you. Now to follow him die, u dey run

Why are you running




Somebody should please lend me 30k, I need to pay for my house rent tomorrow. I'll pay back my mid next month once I get my salary. Please

Borrow from your landlord or landlady na

CandyOps:
I'm 12 days clean today. Sunday will make it 2 weeks of no smoking.
No THC in my blood. No carbon monoxide in my lungs. No carrying of lighter upandan.

No more unnecessary extremely high libido.
No more munchies. No more red eyes like say Apollo de catch me.

12 days clean after steady daily blazing for about 4 straight years. Make una help me thank God �

Don’t leave us like this na comrade

Trust me that marriage will you change you to the best of you when you finally come out of it

Cheap lie. So turning a colorful picture to black and white is now destroying something?

rofanx13:
Taking off is not the problem. However, getting students to apply and be kidnapped every now and then by bandit terrorists will be the major problem.

Amaechi and ass licking. How could he take such a sensitive university to almajiri quarters.
People who don't know the value of the school

What is a transport university pls